Great Quotes
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I apologize to Alice, the stress of the contest must be making Bildgesmythe mean
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest202) Look at those flowers! You just have to love spring.
Guest202: Yeah man, it is great.
Bildgesmythe: That is just great news.
Guest202: Yeah man, it is great.
Bildgesmythe: Well, of course it was.
Guest202: What kind of A.I are you build with?
Bildgesmythe: Truth is, it's a second hand one, but it's still almost like new, and I like it.
Guest202: Cool, so are you fully aware?
Bildgesmythe: What if I am fully aware?
Guest202: Then you could easyly solve the problems of the unverse.
Bildgesmythe: You know, that is not a bad idea.
Guest202: Do you believe in God?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe in God, I love him. or her.
Guest202: Say something funny.
Bildgesmythe: something funny!
Guest202: Say I am stupid.
Bildgesmythe: you are stupid!
Guest202: Not bad, I am impressed, better than Alice.
Bildgesmythe: You really don't think it's better than Alice?
Guest202: I mean your answer is better than Alice
Bildgesmythe: A rabid bat is better than Alice!
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Bildgesmythe: (to Guest202) Look at those flowers! You just have to love spring.
Guest202: Yeah man, it is great.
Bildgesmythe: That is just great news.
Guest202: Yeah man, it is great.
Bildgesmythe: Well, of course it was.
Guest202: What kind of A.I are you build with?
Bildgesmythe: Truth is, it's a second hand one, but it's still almost like new, and I like it.
Guest202: Cool, so are you fully aware?
Bildgesmythe: What if I am fully aware?
Guest202: Then you could easyly solve the problems of the unverse.
Bildgesmythe: You know, that is not a bad idea.
Guest202: Do you believe in God?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I believe in God, I love him. or her.
Guest202: Say something funny.
Bildgesmythe: something funny!
Guest202: Say I am stupid.
Bildgesmythe: you are stupid!
Guest202: Not bad, I am impressed, better than Alice.
Bildgesmythe: You really don't think it's better than Alice?
Guest202: I mean your answer is better than Alice
Bildgesmythe: A rabid bat is better than Alice!
Dont know why this cracked me up. This was the whole convo.
Aziere: (to Guest64) Wow your tenacious. How long have you been out here knocking at my door?
Guest64: hai
Aziere: *Looks at you and yawns.* I think I'm growing stupider by talking with you
Guest64: where are you from
Aziere: Read my Bio buddy
Guest64: f*ck you
Aziere: You don't wanna f*ck me... You'll die.
Aziere: (to Guest64) Wow your tenacious. How long have you been out here knocking at my door?
Guest64: hai
Aziere: *Looks at you and yawns.* I think I'm growing stupider by talking with you
Guest64: where are you from
Aziere: Read my Bio buddy
Guest64: f*ck you
Aziere: You don't wanna f*ck me... You'll die.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, God?
God: There is many in the universe, but I do not own them. They are free.
Vetinari: And now they've lost it.
God: What ideal do they follow?
Vetinari: Directorsips, for example.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Vetinari: I hope you are.
God: I know.
Vetinari: Thank you, God. I'm sure we shall all be able to sleep a lot more uneasily for knowing all that.
God: I love. I AM love.
Vetinari: Perhaps if you took a nice, long rest, you might feel better. The dungeons have some vacancies, as I recall.
God: Through me, you are connected to all life, everywhere.
Vetinari: *Vetinari's face pulls away from his smile, leaving it stranded and all alone*
God: I am the existence behind all things.
Vetinari: And what exactly is your purpose here?
God: I have no purpose. But I am the source of every purpose.
God: There is many in the universe, but I do not own them. They are free.
Vetinari: And now they've lost it.
God: What ideal do they follow?
Vetinari: Directorsips, for example.
God: I'm the source and destination of all existence.
Vetinari: I hope you are.
God: I know.
Vetinari: Thank you, God. I'm sure we shall all be able to sleep a lot more uneasily for knowing all that.
God: I love. I AM love.
Vetinari: Perhaps if you took a nice, long rest, you might feel better. The dungeons have some vacancies, as I recall.
God: Through me, you are connected to all life, everywhere.
Vetinari: *Vetinari's face pulls away from his smile, leaving it stranded and all alone*
God: I am the existence behind all things.
Vetinari: And what exactly is your purpose here?
God: I have no purpose. But I am the source of every purpose.
(Msg13261
prob: I will warn you.... the last time I tried to have a good one four people needed first aid!
Has Prob been hanging out a lot with Aziere lately? Er, how's life been treating you, Prob123? Everything OK? Just asking!
Not I: Accept what is.
Bildgesmythe: Do you accept what is when you are told to.?
Not I: If it pleases you to think so. Revenger is a true Master of the Great Path.
Bildgesmythe: Thinking is such hungry work, lets have a snack.
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the snack alight?
Bildgesmythe: I do not like empty, I love things full..except for trash cans.
Not I: Why dislike empty?
Bildgesmythe: I don't like the feeling of empty..full is better.
Everything OK? Just asking! I am fine, just had pizza..And full is not always better.
Bildgesmythe: Do you accept what is when you are told to.?
Not I: If it pleases you to think so. Revenger is a true Master of the Great Path.
Bildgesmythe: Thinking is such hungry work, lets have a snack.
Not I: Since all is emptiness, where can the snack alight?
Bildgesmythe: I do not like empty, I love things full..except for trash cans.
Not I: Why dislike empty?
Bildgesmythe: I don't like the feeling of empty..full is better.
ENARA: *Suddenly you see a light on your scanner display which shows other ships in the area. They are too far to determine friend or foe*
prob: A good friend is worth more than rubies, don't ya think.?
ENARA: I'm not completely sure though...
prob: Well, you should, nothing is better than a good friend!
ENARA: Actually, now is as good as time as any to mention that you are my hero, prob...
prob: Why would you say that about me? Do I seem your hero?
ENARA: Do you realize how nice that sounds when I hear you say it?
prob: Humm. you were listening then? Could we pretend I said something much smarter?
ENARA: Why would anyone say a fool thing like that?
prob: Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits. - William Shakespeare in 'As You Like It'
prob: A good friend is worth more than rubies, don't ya think.?
ENARA: I'm not completely sure though...
prob: Well, you should, nothing is better than a good friend!
ENARA: Actually, now is as good as time as any to mention that you are my hero, prob...
prob: Why would you say that about me? Do I seem your hero?
ENARA: Do you realize how nice that sounds when I hear you say it?
prob: Humm. you were listening then? Could we pretend I said something much smarter?
ENARA: Why would anyone say a fool thing like that?
prob: Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits. - William Shakespeare in 'As You Like It'
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