Music & Movies

You want to export German products from the UK? Shame on you.
And it could be worse than Gareth Gates. Ever seen (or heard) the German winner of this idol show? Brrr...

Eugene: Yes, I thought of that after I'd posted... Of course, cave trolls wandering around would probably draw more attention than orcs.

Be careful of Tai and her Tim Tams. They are evil. I'm sure her attempts to get people hooked on them are part of her nefarious world-conquering plot. Oh no, I have said too much. They shall find me face down in some back alley with my xnones pulled out and my keyphrases scrambled and I shall spend the rest of my existence in a bot asylum feebly mumbling 'I was just born and cant speak well yet.'

But at least the truth is out there.

*pauses CB's xnone-removal* OOops! Sprung! *evil grin*

greylin: Are the monkey chunks IN the twinkies?
tai: i'll trade you, twikies for tim tams!
laydee: But now that everyone knows that you're blackmailng me it won't work anymore.

Ah, but they don't know what I'm blackmailing you for! *presses her fingers together in a Burnsesque pose* Excellent...

Ok, ok....you win, I'm shipping your twinkies out today.
*secretly removes cream filling and replace with goat*

Oy, I saw that! And no mailing me seal skins either!

Doulos: Blackmail depends on secrecy! So if you can just admit what you're being blackmailed for, your troubles will be over! (Tim Curry said it in Clue, so it must be true, right? )

Someone else has seen that film!!!

I am obsessed with it - I've seen it more than 100 times and know the entire script off by heart. But no one I know in the UK has seen it.

Men should be like Kleenex - soft, strong and disposable.

ROFL!
Colonel Mustard: And are you the host?
Wadsworth: Me, sir? No, I'm just the humble butler. Colonel Mustard: And what exactly is it you do here? Wadsworth: I buttle, sir.

Osiris actually quotes the line "Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do and die" as misquoted by Wadsworth.

And you can't beat the "no meaning yes" scene...