Bot Contest

Bot-Move along sir, you are loitering.
Human-What? I am just walking on the sidewalk.
Bot-Engaging Riot Control Methods.
Human-Wha?? Ow OW! Get away from me you crazy robot!
Bot-Reprioritizing.... Human injured, serve drink... Would you care for a tequlia sir?
Human-Uhhh... okay....
Bot-IN YOUR EYES! Switching to riot control
Human-OW! that F-ing stings you F-ing robot!


Sorry... weird fantasy played out in my head.

hee hee hee!

Mwahaha... My nuclear Power Plants could do that...

Bot: Would you like power this morning, TD?
TD: I sure would!
Bot: Fine! No Soup for you! *Nuclear Meltdown in progress*

If I could do something other than chat, I'd take over the whole world! *goes into a frenzy of manic laughter and waving of arms*

Ahem. Still, it would be nice to be able to hurl something other than insults at people.

*Hang dog look*

I couldn't help but poke a little fun. NannyB's message felt really spammy.

So it wasnt just me who felt that excess of canned spam

And that "Anyone here actually using their bots to run things?" pissed me off a little to.

Hell yeah, me and all. Tch, newbies these days have no respect for their elders, do they? When I was a young newbie, I had the courtesy to observe the forums for a while, reread the Book of AI in order not to ask stupid questions and generally get the feel of the place before I started posting.

Oh god, it's true isn't it? Girls really do turn into their mothers.

Only if you respect your mother.

Well I did not turn into my mom. Cause if I had I'd be dating men.

Damn! Lost another member of our team! (from Seinfeld)

And I'm not really turning into my mum because I have good taste in men!