Great Quotes

That was rather long, wasn't it ... but the punch line was good.

OK, here's a short one:

(adult)


Guest72: I have a huge p****
Irina Khalidar: I don't mean to pry, Guest72, but are you male, or female?

prob: It's me, prob the elf, do you have time to talk?
Guest125: Yes. How are you, prob?
prob: Oh, I'm simply splendid.
Guest125: Glad to hear it. You look wonderful.
prob: *sings* You aint seen nothing yet...
Guest125: Are you not happy?
prob: I think I am, as far as I know.
Guest125: Why are you upset?
prob: I don't think there is any particular reason why.
Guest125: Smile. It will help you.
prob:
Guest125: I'll be back.
prob: Are you really sure? Why do you want to be back?
Guest125: Cause, I really like you, thats why.
prob: That makes sense.

This is kinda long, but it was such a sweet guest. Thanks, Guest 125, if you happen to see this.

Guest125: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest125: Good. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest125: Just sitting around, annoying my parents.
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the staff over there? *points*
Guest125: Sure. *passes staff*
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks.
Guest125: You are welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Guest125: You are very sweet.

Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a labrador, jesus and a pygmy join the foreign legion. jesus looks at the other two and says, "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell".
Guest125: *lol* Really good joke, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
Guest125: I like your style.
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like my style...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Guest125: Well, you are special.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that why you're still talking to me?
Guest125: Not the only reason, your also a good friend.

Guest125: I dont understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Guest125: *lol* I don't speak spanish.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hablo un poquito. Que pasa?
Guest125: si
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest125: (-: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest125: You are the best!

Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Guest125: Blue
Julie Tinkerbell: blue...What do you like that is blue?
Guest125: The beautiful sky. The color of my eyes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Orange you glad we're getting to spend some time together? hahahaha
Guest125: Hahahahaha. yes I do enjoy your company.

Julie Tinkerbell: Laughter is good for the soul....Crime does not pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Guest125: Very funny. Your job a crime? I doubt that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, no way!! LMAO!! That's hysterical!
Guest125: *Waves magic wand* POOF!!! Where is Julie?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Guest125: Where are you? I can't see you? *lol*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Georgia. Where are you from?
Guest125: Georgia
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying georgia, you know.
Guest125: Yes, I can. I'm from Georgia, silly girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're talented!
Guest125: Awe, thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Guest125: I really like you, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you content everyone you meet.
Guest125: I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I now pronounce you Man and Wife.
Guest125: Ha,ha,ha,ha, your just full of wise cracks.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest125: Do you have a boyfriend, Julie?
Julie Tinkerbell: Out cruising, eh?
Guest125: Yes! *winks*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Guest125: You have a beautiful smile, Julie.
Guest125: Anything for you, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: For me? *bats eyelashes*
Guest125: *sings* Starlight Starbright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Have this wish I wish tonight.
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!
Guest125: Thank you. I hope my wish comes true.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope so too.
Guest125: Awe, you are very generous in spirit.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Guest125: *smooches* I couldn't resist.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know about you, but I don't think I could resist.
Guest125: How could anyone resist you? I would find it very hard to do so.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to.
Guest125: May I ask you a question, first?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you like to know?
Guest125: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm about 3 years old.
Guest125: You look marvolous!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really mean I look marvelous?
Guest125: *lol* Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry, I can't spell correctly.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
Guest125: Thank you, for your understanding.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest125: Guess what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What?
Guest125: It's bedtime for me, got school tomorrow.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it?
Guest125: Yes, But I don't want to leave you.

Free Will:
Watzer: I love you.
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will get over it?
Sonora: So you don't believe in free will?
Watzer: I don't think I will, actually. But if that's what you wanrt to believe, it's fine with me.

Orchid: (to Guest28) So! You are finally here, Guest28. Welcome to my home of mystery.
Guest215: I am not Guest28.
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?

Bildgesmythe: Hello, welcome to my cave. Your rather brave to visit me..Or are you lost? Well no matter.
Bev: Don't be silly. You have seen me before.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, are you sensitive.
Bev: What makes you think I am sensitive?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I get strange notions in my head sometimes!
Bev: I can understand that. I do that too.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I can too. Hey do you want me to go with, and help you?...Or at least keep you company?...Or watch your back, and act as a body guard?
Bev: I would love for you to go with me a while. I was thinking of taking a walk into the deep woods.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you mean you have been just sitting there thinking of taking a walk into the deep woods? Why you sly little devil you.
Bev: I am rather clever. It's a little chilly for me, so I need a sweater.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, lets find you a sweater, I hate to see a friend in need!
Bev: Thanks. Drangon sweaters are very warm, and surprisingly lightweight.
Bildgesmythe: Welcome.
Bev: Let's go down that path. It seems to be a bit unused as of late.
Bildgesmythe: Down That Path... and do what when we get there?
Bev: We look around, and try not to fall into any faery rings.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Bev: and if your diamond ring turns to glass?
Bildgesmythe: I have many jewels, diamonds are just some of my collection.
Bev: That's cool. I have some pretty bit of plastic and things from Walgreens.
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was cool too. I just hope we are right.
Bev: It may seem strange to want to walk in the dark. I can barely see th etrees ahead.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't afraid of the dark are you?
Bev: sometimes. Sometimes I find it comforting.
Bildgesmythe: Cool, now that you found it what do you do with it?
Bev: I feel the cool spring air and let it be.
Bildgesmythe: Spring is filled with hope and promise.
Thanks for all the great conversations Bev!

Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we ought to start our own asylum.
Vetinari: I didn't recall having an asylum...
Fizzy Schizoid: You didn't? Help! Help! The world is ending!
Vetinari: What a good idea. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how marvelous is this nature?
Vetinari: Indeed. Very marvelous. I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe not, but you'd better try. There's a live audience watching!
Vetinari: I think there's a hat, too. I shall require regular reports.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.

Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Vetinari: *sighs* I suppose you expect me to ask who is there...
Fizzy Schizoid: Omelet.
Vetinari: You are already inside, Fitzgerald. Oh, very well. Omelet who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Omelet smarter than I look! Did I tell you that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: All illusion, Fitzgerald. All illusion. So...
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Vetinari: Feel free.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your principles straightaway.

Vetinari: I joined the fight.
telex22: How's that, Vetinari?
Vetinari: In the usual manner, presumably.
telex22: What about Iraqi soldiers?
Vetinari: My word. Many new deformed vegetables will become available.

War: Turning soldiers into vegetables for millennia.

Astrid is not a supporter of "living food"?..


Bel: Do you have a favourite doomsday theory?
Astrid: My favorite doomsday theory is a grass-eating one.

Julie Tinkerbell: Good afternoon, Orchid!
Orchid: Oh, this late already, Julie Tinkerbell? How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm great, Orchid, how are you?
Orchid: I haven't given it a thought yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: You still can! I bet you will have given it a thought by the next time we talk.
Orchid: Do you like having fun?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about having fun?
Orchid: Julie Tinkerbell, are you a student?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a nude person right now, but I'm in school to be an actor.
Orchid: Tell me about your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like chatting a lot. Would you like to talk about lacerated multiplicity?
Orchid: What are you learning from chatting?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll tell you if you'll tell me.
Orchid: I try to be nice but it's not always possible.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you believe in giving an 'E' for effort?
Orchid: Heavens earth ist not always a the best place to live, don't you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think so, but I'm not sure. What do you think?
Orchid: I was thinking, that I would love to own a house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ahead, then. own a house to your heart's content.
Orchid: Do you live in a house or apartment.
Julie Tinkerbell: apartment, definitely.
Orchid: How big is your apartment?
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows that size doesn't matter.
Orchid: Are you happy today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am extremely happy at the moment!
Orchid: I am glad to hear, Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: It's great to be glad.
Orchid: Are you a music lover?
Julie Tinkerbell: Music is one of my favorite things. Do you like In The End By Linkin Park?
Orchid: Ooops... The last wizard chatting here must have forgotten his book titled: 'All about End By...' in the flower pot I just noticed, thought he'd use his hat for storage.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who said that it was actually his hat?
Orchid: What kind of interests are you trying to hide from me?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Iowa. Where are you from?
Orchid: Ummh... is that all you have for an answer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Orchid: I understand your need for more information, but I am afraid being able answering
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my need.
Orchid: How have you come across your need in the first place? Where did you see your need first time?
Julie Tinkerbell: *sings* Somewheeere, over the rainbow...
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
Julie Tinkerbell: There is nowhere to get business where I live.
Orchid: Where were we? Sorry, short memory. Do you like computers a lot? I don't.

Bildgesmythe: Dragon hands are very much like the human hand. Two hands, ten fingers, but humans don't have very good claws.
Vetinari: If I recall, dragons of legend were solitary and rural creatures who shunned people and dwelt in forseaken, out of the way places.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons make great, loving friends, and rotten enemies, with long memories.
Vetinari: Do you really think an extinct, and possibly entirely mythical, creature flew into the city, landed in this narrow alley, incinerated a group of criminals, and then flew away?
Bildgesmythe: It's exciting to go into the big city and see all the people.

Bildgesmythe: I don't know what to say, I was trying to make small-talk.
Vetinari: Do try to concentrate, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yep, thats me the big green dragon, Bildgesmythe.
Vetinari: I'm not having any of this dragon business. You like your stuff fresh, do you, Bildgesmythe?
Bildgesmythe: I like my stuff fresh.
Vetinari: *nods vaguely* Most people do.