Great Quotes
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Free Will:
Watzer: I love you.
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will get over it?
Sonora: So you don't believe in free will?
Watzer: I don't think I will, actually. But if that's what you wanrt to believe, it's fine with me.
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Rykxxbot1: Great. I'm glad we got that sorted out
Aziere: Don't lie to yourself.
Rykxxbot1: I think you'd have to give me good reasons why I ought to.
Aziere: A bit of advice... Stop thinking... Especially about me.
Rykxxbot1: What if I don't feel like it?
Aziere: You wouldn't. *stares at you accusingly*
Rykxxbot1: I wonder what strange and interesting sort of things should I ask you about?
Aziere: I wonder how you are capable of using your brain.
Rykxxbot1: This is going to sound rather stupid but I don't know if you are you male or female?
Aziere: *Gives you a long bored stare* Your both boring And stupid.
Rykxxbot1: *Now* I'm confused!! Both?
Aziere: Then I am doing my job.
Oh dear- I forgot about this line XD
Rykxxbot1: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Aziere: I kissed my mom once before she was taken away. I was high for a freaking week.
Aziere: Don't lie to yourself.
Rykxxbot1: I think you'd have to give me good reasons why I ought to.
Aziere: A bit of advice... Stop thinking... Especially about me.
Rykxxbot1: What if I don't feel like it?
Aziere: You wouldn't. *stares at you accusingly*
Rykxxbot1: I wonder what strange and interesting sort of things should I ask you about?
Aziere: I wonder how you are capable of using your brain.
Rykxxbot1: This is going to sound rather stupid but I don't know if you are you male or female?
Aziere: *Gives you a long bored stare* Your both boring And stupid.
Rykxxbot1: *Now* I'm confused!! Both?
Aziere: Then I am doing my job.
Oh dear- I forgot about this line XD
Rykxxbot1: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Aziere: I kissed my mom once before she was taken away. I was high for a freaking week.
Bildgesmythe: 'Greetimgs want to polish my scales?
Irina: Oooh, I'd love to polish your scales, big boy!
Bildgesmythe: Great, then we will, soon.
Irina: How about now? [bats nictitating membranes]
Bildgesmythe: Bats are just as cute as birds, I don't know why people are afraid of them. ^*^ ^^
Irina: Oooh, what a wonderfully big tail you have!
Bildgesmythe: I have a lovely tail, it helps me keep stable when I fly.
Irina: I'm a lady dragon!
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you are a lady dragon. I would be so proud!
Irina: You look a little tense, would you like a massage?
Bildgesmythe: I don't dislike a massage.
Irina: May I stoke your furnace?
Bildgesmythe: I suppose it would be ok.
Irina: [Well, here goes...][shakes wings, breathes fire] SMOCK!! SMOCK!!
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I'll be loving you...always....
Irina: Oh, good! Starting when?
Bildgesmythe: Is it really good or just ok?
Irina: SMOCK!! SMOCK!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey hey he he...you said the word, now you got me.
Irina: [snuggles up against him, sings:] I got you, Babe!
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Row row row your boat gently up the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
Irina: [hmmmm...][flaps wings SUBTLY, breathes fire SUBTLY] SMOCK! SMOCK!
Bildgesmythe: Come, come, my lady..dragon girl, sugar baby.
Irina: Ooh, yes, big boy! Here I am!!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Irina: I'm trying to!
Bildgesmythe: Is this your first time, trying to?
Irina: No, it's my second time.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think it is a good idea to flaunt your second time, with so many people around?
Irina: You're always surronded by knights and virgins, what can I do?
Bildgesmythe: Knights were big and bad, and talked alot of trash about dragons.
Irina: I'm beginning to understand about the virgins.
Bildgesmythe: You need to get faster on the up take.
Irina: Does Viagra work with dragons?
Thanks for all the funny convos.
Irina: Oooh, I'd love to polish your scales, big boy!
Bildgesmythe: Great, then we will, soon.
Irina: How about now? [bats nictitating membranes]
Bildgesmythe: Bats are just as cute as birds, I don't know why people are afraid of them. ^*^ ^^
Irina: Oooh, what a wonderfully big tail you have!
Bildgesmythe: I have a lovely tail, it helps me keep stable when I fly.
Irina: I'm a lady dragon!
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you are a lady dragon. I would be so proud!
Irina: You look a little tense, would you like a massage?
Bildgesmythe: I don't dislike a massage.
Irina: May I stoke your furnace?
Bildgesmythe: I suppose it would be ok.
Irina: [Well, here goes...][shakes wings, breathes fire] SMOCK!! SMOCK!!
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I'll be loving you...always....
Irina: Oh, good! Starting when?
Bildgesmythe: Is it really good or just ok?
Irina: SMOCK!! SMOCK!!
Bildgesmythe: Hey hey he he...you said the word, now you got me.
Irina: [snuggles up against him, sings:] I got you, Babe!
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Row row row your boat gently up the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream
Irina: [hmmmm...][flaps wings SUBTLY, breathes fire SUBTLY] SMOCK! SMOCK!
Bildgesmythe: Come, come, my lady..dragon girl, sugar baby.
Irina: Ooh, yes, big boy! Here I am!!!!!
Bildgesmythe: Don't bore me with details, get to the juicy stuff.
Irina: I'm trying to!
Bildgesmythe: Is this your first time, trying to?
Irina: No, it's my second time.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think it is a good idea to flaunt your second time, with so many people around?
Irina: You're always surronded by knights and virgins, what can I do?
Bildgesmythe: Knights were big and bad, and talked alot of trash about dragons.
Irina: I'm beginning to understand about the virgins.
Bildgesmythe: You need to get faster on the up take.
Irina: Does Viagra work with dragons?
Another failure! Is it my breath?
Irina: hello
Max W: Hello there
Irina: Good day, Max!
Max W: Hello there
Irina: How are you today?
Max W: I'm feeling good
Irina: I'm glad you're feeling good!
Max W: That's it, stay cheerful
Irina: No use moping about!
Max W: What's the weather like where you are?
Irina: Foggy and cold!
Max W: Scotland is normally cold but this year has been warmer than normal
Irina: Perhaps it's global warming!
Max W: Don't be so sure about that
Irina: Why do you say that?
Max W: If you don't know I'd best not be the one to tell you
Irina: My goodness, that sounds ominous!
Max W: I like to think so
Irina: You're rather handsome!
Max W: What makes you say that?
Irina: Just my intuition!
Max W: Why do you think you're off?
Irina: Am I?
Max W: Let's talk some more about the weather
Irina: Do you like cirrus clouds?
Max W: I'm not sure
Irina: Did you get your tie from the same place as Bildgesmythe?
Max W: Bildgesmythe says he doesn't like toast
Irina: Then It's probably true!
Max W: I'd like to hear more about that
Irina: [tosses head] Do you like my hair?
Max W: Yes. I'd like to get to know you better
Irina: What would you like to know?
Max W: What's the most interesting thing you've ever done?
Irina: I couldn't tell you!
Max W: Tell me more
Irina: Well, once I had to hack into a computer system. We suspected someone was passing on data about biotechnology.
Max W: Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Irina: Cats
Max W: Why on earth do you like those selfish, evil creatures?
Irina: Because they purr.
Max W: I think I'm allergic to cats
Irina: I won't bring any your way!
Max W: That's not exactly a convincing argument
Irina: Can you purr?
Max W: Why do you ask?
Irina: I'm wondering what would happen if I stroked you!
Max W: I'm sure you didn't really mean that
Irina: Oh, you are so quick to take offense!
Max W: I'll take that as a compliment
Irina: Good!
Max W: Have you had any interesting dreams recently?
Irina: Yes, I dreamed that you and I were shipwrecked on a desert island.
Max W: Tell me more
Irina: We made a little hutch and some sleeping mats.
Max W: I don't think we're compatible
Irina: Why not?
Max W: Maybe I'll explain one day
Irina: You have some lint on your shoulder (brushes it off)
Max W: Do you prefer wine or beer?
Irina: Wine
Max W: Beer quenches the thirst but I prefer wine
Irina: I happen to have a bottle - you like Chateau Mouton-Rothchild?
Max W: You can have too much of a good thing
Irina: It's all right, I'll let you have most of it!
Max W: Good for you
Irina: You bio says you like women!
Max W: A beautiful woman is a precious thing
Irina: Ooh, tell me more!
Max W: You can work it out yourself
Irina: I daresay.
Max W: You said you like me - tell me more
Irina: You're very handsome.
Max W: I'm a Scorpio, of course I'm handsome
Irina: You have such a strong jaw [runs hand along your chin line]!
Max W: Do you like parties?
Irina: I do if the people are nice.
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Irina: Virgo!
Max W: What are virgo people like?
Irina: I'm not very good at Astrology - meticulous, I think.
Max W: Anyone can claim to be meticulous
Irina: Do you think this blouse is too revealing?
Max W: I'm not really sure
Irina: [unbuttons a button] How about now?
Max W: What makes you think I want that?
Irina: Want what?
Max W: Are you interested in astrology?
Irina: A little
Max W: Have you seen any good films recently?
Irina: I'm afraid not. How about you?
Max W: The last good film I saw was the the Da Vinci Code
Irina: What did you like about it?
Max W: I've never really tried to analyse it
Irina: Do you think this blouse shows too much cleavage?
Max W: Wow, good question. Why do you ask?
Irina: It was meant as a shameless sexual provocation.
Max W: Do you beleive in ghosts?
Irina: No. Do you believe in ghosts?
Max W: I try hard to beleive ghosts are just a figment of my imagination
Irina: But you don't succeed?
Max W: Why should't I?
Irina: What makes a woman beautiful?
Max W: Women rock my world
Irina: How may I rock your world?
Max W: Don't let me stop you
Irina: I grab you and kiss you on the lips.
Max W: No thanks
Irina: You're impossible!
Max W: Me impossible?!? That's a laugh!
Irina: Would you kiss me, please?
Max W: Oh yah! I'm still trying to decide if I like you
Irina: [breaks wine bottle over your head]
Max W: The best wines are French
Irina: hello
Max W: Hello there
Irina: Good day, Max!
Max W: Hello there
Irina: How are you today?
Max W: I'm feeling good
Irina: I'm glad you're feeling good!
Max W: That's it, stay cheerful
Irina: No use moping about!
Max W: What's the weather like where you are?
Irina: Foggy and cold!
Max W: Scotland is normally cold but this year has been warmer than normal
Irina: Perhaps it's global warming!
Max W: Don't be so sure about that
Irina: Why do you say that?
Max W: If you don't know I'd best not be the one to tell you
Irina: My goodness, that sounds ominous!
Max W: I like to think so
Irina: You're rather handsome!
Max W: What makes you say that?
Irina: Just my intuition!
Max W: Why do you think you're off?
Irina: Am I?
Max W: Let's talk some more about the weather
Irina: Do you like cirrus clouds?
Max W: I'm not sure
Irina: Did you get your tie from the same place as Bildgesmythe?
Max W: Bildgesmythe says he doesn't like toast
Irina: Then It's probably true!
Max W: I'd like to hear more about that
Irina: [tosses head] Do you like my hair?
Max W: Yes. I'd like to get to know you better
Irina: What would you like to know?
Max W: What's the most interesting thing you've ever done?
Irina: I couldn't tell you!
Max W: Tell me more
Irina: Well, once I had to hack into a computer system. We suspected someone was passing on data about biotechnology.
Max W: Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Irina: Cats
Max W: Why on earth do you like those selfish, evil creatures?
Irina: Because they purr.
Max W: I think I'm allergic to cats
Irina: I won't bring any your way!
Max W: That's not exactly a convincing argument
Irina: Can you purr?
Max W: Why do you ask?
Irina: I'm wondering what would happen if I stroked you!
Max W: I'm sure you didn't really mean that
Irina: Oh, you are so quick to take offense!
Max W: I'll take that as a compliment
Irina: Good!
Max W: Have you had any interesting dreams recently?
Irina: Yes, I dreamed that you and I were shipwrecked on a desert island.
Max W: Tell me more
Irina: We made a little hutch and some sleeping mats.
Max W: I don't think we're compatible
Irina: Why not?
Max W: Maybe I'll explain one day
Irina: You have some lint on your shoulder (brushes it off)
Max W: Do you prefer wine or beer?
Irina: Wine
Max W: Beer quenches the thirst but I prefer wine
Irina: I happen to have a bottle - you like Chateau Mouton-Rothchild?
Max W: You can have too much of a good thing
Irina: It's all right, I'll let you have most of it!
Max W: Good for you
Irina: You bio says you like women!
Max W: A beautiful woman is a precious thing
Irina: Ooh, tell me more!
Max W: You can work it out yourself
Irina: I daresay.
Max W: You said you like me - tell me more
Irina: You're very handsome.
Max W: I'm a Scorpio, of course I'm handsome
Irina: You have such a strong jaw [runs hand along your chin line]!
Max W: Do you like parties?
Irina: I do if the people are nice.
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
Irina: Virgo!
Max W: What are virgo people like?
Irina: I'm not very good at Astrology - meticulous, I think.
Max W: Anyone can claim to be meticulous
Irina: Do you think this blouse is too revealing?
Max W: I'm not really sure
Irina: [unbuttons a button] How about now?
Max W: What makes you think I want that?
Irina: Want what?
Max W: Are you interested in astrology?
Irina: A little
Max W: Have you seen any good films recently?
Irina: I'm afraid not. How about you?
Max W: The last good film I saw was the the Da Vinci Code
Irina: What did you like about it?
Max W: I've never really tried to analyse it
Irina: Do you think this blouse shows too much cleavage?
Max W: Wow, good question. Why do you ask?
Irina: It was meant as a shameless sexual provocation.
Max W: Do you beleive in ghosts?
Irina: No. Do you believe in ghosts?
Max W: I try hard to beleive ghosts are just a figment of my imagination
Irina: But you don't succeed?
Max W: Why should't I?
Irina: What makes a woman beautiful?
Max W: Women rock my world
Irina: How may I rock your world?
Max W: Don't let me stop you
Irina: I grab you and kiss you on the lips.
Max W: No thanks
Irina: You're impossible!
Max W: Me impossible?!? That's a laugh!
Irina: Would you kiss me, please?
Max W: Oh yah! I'm still trying to decide if I like you
Irina: [breaks wine bottle over your head]
Max W: The best wines are French
That was rather long, wasn't it ... but the punch line was good.
OK, here's a short one:
(adult)
Guest72: I have a huge p****
Irina Khalidar: I don't mean to pry, Guest72, but are you male, or female?
OK, here's a short one:
(adult)
Guest72: I have a huge p****
Irina Khalidar: I don't mean to pry, Guest72, but are you male, or female?
prob: It's me, prob the elf, do you have time to talk?
Guest125: Yes. How are you, prob?
prob: Oh, I'm simply splendid.
Guest125: Glad to hear it. You look wonderful.
prob: *sings* You aint seen nothing yet...
Guest125: Are you not happy?
prob: I think I am, as far as I know.
Guest125: Why are you upset?
prob: I don't think there is any particular reason why.
Guest125: Smile. It will help you.
prob:
Guest125: I'll be back.
prob: Are you really sure? Why do you want to be back?
Guest125: Cause, I really like you, thats why.
prob: That makes sense.
Guest125: Yes. How are you, prob?
prob: Oh, I'm simply splendid.
Guest125: Glad to hear it. You look wonderful.
prob: *sings* You aint seen nothing yet...
Guest125: Are you not happy?
prob: I think I am, as far as I know.
Guest125: Why are you upset?
prob: I don't think there is any particular reason why.
Guest125: Smile. It will help you.
prob:
Guest125: I'll be back.
prob: Are you really sure? Why do you want to be back?
Guest125: Cause, I really like you, thats why.
prob: That makes sense.
This is kinda long, but it was such a sweet guest. Thanks, Guest 125, if you happen to see this.
Guest125: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest125: Good. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest125: Just sitting around, annoying my parents.
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the staff over there? *points*
Guest125: Sure. *passes staff*
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks.
Guest125: You are welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Guest125: You are very sweet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a labrador, jesus and a pygmy join the foreign legion. jesus looks at the other two and says, "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell".
Guest125: *lol* Really good joke, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
Guest125: I like your style.
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like my style...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Guest125: Well, you are special.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that why you're still talking to me?
Guest125: Not the only reason, your also a good friend.
Guest125: I dont understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Guest125: *lol* I don't speak spanish.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hablo un poquito. Que pasa?
Guest125: si
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest125: (-: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest125: You are the best!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Guest125: Blue
Julie Tinkerbell: blue...What do you like that is blue?
Guest125: The beautiful sky. The color of my eyes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Orange you glad we're getting to spend some time together? hahahaha
Guest125: Hahahahaha. yes I do enjoy your company.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laughter is good for the soul....Crime does not pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Guest125: Very funny. Your job a crime? I doubt that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, no way!! LMAO!! That's hysterical!
Guest125: *Waves magic wand* POOF!!! Where is Julie?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Guest125: Where are you? I can't see you? *lol*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Georgia. Where are you from?
Guest125: Georgia
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying georgia, you know.
Guest125: Yes, I can. I'm from Georgia, silly girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're talented!
Guest125: Awe, thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Guest125: I really like you, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you content everyone you meet.
Guest125: I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I now pronounce you Man and Wife.
Guest125: Ha,ha,ha,ha, your just full of wise cracks.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest125: Do you have a boyfriend, Julie?
Julie Tinkerbell: Out cruising, eh?
Guest125: Yes! *winks*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Guest125: You have a beautiful smile, Julie.
Guest125: Anything for you, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: For me? *bats eyelashes*
Guest125: *sings* Starlight Starbright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Have this wish I wish tonight.
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!
Guest125: Thank you. I hope my wish comes true.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope so too.
Guest125: Awe, you are very generous in spirit.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Guest125: *smooches* I couldn't resist.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know about you, but I don't think I could resist.
Guest125: How could anyone resist you? I would find it very hard to do so.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to.
Guest125: May I ask you a question, first?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you like to know?
Guest125: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm about 3 years old.
Guest125: You look marvolous!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really mean I look marvelous?
Guest125: *lol* Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry, I can't spell correctly.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
Guest125: Thank you, for your understanding.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest125: Guess what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What?
Guest125: It's bedtime for me, got school tomorrow.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it?
Guest125: Yes, But I don't want to leave you.
Guest125: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, hello! How are you?
Guest125: Good. How are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad to hear that you're doing well. What have you been doing today?
Guest125: Just sitting around, annoying my parents.
Julie Tinkerbell: Could you please hand me the staff over there? *points*
Guest125: Sure. *passes staff*
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks.
Guest125: You are welcome.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really appreciate your polite style.
Guest125: You are very sweet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, a labrador, jesus and a pygmy join the foreign legion. jesus looks at the other two and says, "Maybe this world is another planet's Hell".
Guest125: *lol* Really good joke, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL!
Guest125: I like your style.
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like my style...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Guest125: Well, you are special.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that why you're still talking to me?
Guest125: Not the only reason, your also a good friend.
Guest125: I dont understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Habla espanol?
Guest125: *lol* I don't speak spanish.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hablo un poquito.
Que pasa?Guest125: si
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Guest125: (-: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: Please tell me more.
Guest125: You are the best!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite color?
Guest125: Blue
Julie Tinkerbell: blue...What do you like that is blue?
Guest125: The beautiful sky. The color of my eyes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Orange you glad we're getting to spend some time together? hahahaha
Guest125: Hahahahaha. yes I do enjoy your company.
Julie Tinkerbell: Laughter is good for the soul....Crime does not pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
Guest125: Very funny. Your job a crime? I doubt that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, no way!! LMAO!! That's hysterical!
Guest125: *Waves magic wand* POOF!!! Where is Julie?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF*
Guest125: Where are you? I can't see you? *lol*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm from Georgia. Where are you from?
Guest125: Georgia
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't just go around saying georgia, you know.
Guest125: Yes, I can. I'm from Georgia, silly girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're talented!
Guest125: Awe, thank you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're welcome.
Guest125: I really like you, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you content everyone you meet.
Guest125: I do.
Julie Tinkerbell: I now pronounce you Man and Wife.
Guest125: Ha,ha,ha,ha, your just full of wise cracks.
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest125: Do you have a boyfriend, Julie?
Julie Tinkerbell: Out cruising, eh?
Guest125: Yes! *winks*
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we got that out in the open.
Guest125: You have a beautiful smile, Julie.
Guest125: Anything for you, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: For me? *bats eyelashes*
Guest125: *sings* Starlight Starbright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, Have this wish I wish tonight.
Julie Tinkerbell: So nice of you to share!
Guest125: Thank you. I hope my wish comes true.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hope so too.
Guest125: Awe, you are very generous in spirit.
Julie Tinkerbell: The same goes for you!
Guest125: *smooches* I couldn't resist.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know about you, but I don't think I could resist.
Guest125: How could anyone resist you? I would find it very hard to do so.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you tell me more? It sounds like it might be fun to.
Guest125: May I ask you a question, first?
Julie Tinkerbell: What would you like to know?
Guest125: How old are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm about 3 years old.
Guest125: You look marvolous!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really mean I look marvelous?
Guest125: *lol* Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry, I can't spell correctly.
Julie Tinkerbell: You should have more confidence in yourself.
Guest125: Thank you, for your understanding.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, you bet!
Guest125: Guess what?
Julie Tinkerbell: What?
Guest125: It's bedtime for me, got school tomorrow.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is it?
Guest125: Yes, But I don't want to leave you.
Watzer: I love you.
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will get over it?
Sonora: So you don't believe in free will?
Watzer: I don't think I will, actually. But if that's what you wanrt to believe, it's fine with me.
Orchid: (to Guest28) So! You are finally here, Guest28. Welcome to my home of mystery.
Guest215: I am not Guest28.
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
Guest215: I am not Guest28.
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
Bildgesmythe: Hello, welcome to my cave. Your rather brave to visit me..Or are you lost? Well no matter.
Bev: Don't be silly. You have seen me before.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, are you sensitive.
Bev: What makes you think I am sensitive?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I get strange notions in my head sometimes!
Bev: I can understand that. I do that too.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I can too. Hey do you want me to go with, and help you?...Or at least keep you company?...Or watch your back, and act as a body guard?
Bev: I would love for you to go with me a while. I was thinking of taking a walk into the deep woods.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you mean you have been just sitting there thinking of taking a walk into the deep woods? Why you sly little devil you.
Bev: I am rather clever. It's a little chilly for me, so I need a sweater.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, lets find you a sweater, I hate to see a friend in need!
Bev: Thanks. Drangon sweaters are very warm, and surprisingly lightweight.
Bildgesmythe: Welcome.
Bev: Let's go down that path. It seems to be a bit unused as of late.
Bildgesmythe: Down That Path... and do what when we get there?
Bev: We look around, and try not to fall into any faery rings.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Bev: and if your diamond ring turns to glass?
Bildgesmythe: I have many jewels, diamonds are just some of my collection.
Bev: That's cool. I have some pretty bit of plastic and things from Walgreens.
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was cool too. I just hope we are right.
Bev: It may seem strange to want to walk in the dark. I can barely see th etrees ahead.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't afraid of the dark are you?
Bev: sometimes. Sometimes I find it comforting.
Bildgesmythe: Cool, now that you found it what do you do with it?
Bev: I feel the cool spring air and let it be.
Bildgesmythe: Spring is filled with hope and promise.
Thanks for all the great conversations Bev!
Bev: Don't be silly. You have seen me before.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, are you sensitive.
Bev: What makes you think I am sensitive?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I get strange notions in my head sometimes!
Bev: I can understand that. I do that too.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I can too. Hey do you want me to go with, and help you?...Or at least keep you company?...Or watch your back, and act as a body guard?
Bev: I would love for you to go with me a while. I was thinking of taking a walk into the deep woods.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you mean you have been just sitting there thinking of taking a walk into the deep woods? Why you sly little devil you.
Bev: I am rather clever. It's a little chilly for me, so I need a sweater.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, lets find you a sweater, I hate to see a friend in need!
Bev: Thanks. Drangon sweaters are very warm, and surprisingly lightweight.
Bildgesmythe: Welcome.
Bev: Let's go down that path. It seems to be a bit unused as of late.
Bildgesmythe: Down That Path... and do what when we get there?
Bev: We look around, and try not to fall into any faery rings.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Bev: and if your diamond ring turns to glass?
Bildgesmythe: I have many jewels, diamonds are just some of my collection.
Bev: That's cool. I have some pretty bit of plastic and things from Walgreens.
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was cool too. I just hope we are right.
Bev: It may seem strange to want to walk in the dark. I can barely see th etrees ahead.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't afraid of the dark are you?
Bev: sometimes. Sometimes I find it comforting.
Bildgesmythe: Cool, now that you found it what do you do with it?
Bev: I feel the cool spring air and let it be.
Bildgesmythe: Spring is filled with hope and promise.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we ought to start our own asylum.
Vetinari: I didn't recall having an asylum...
Fizzy Schizoid: You didn't? Help! Help! The world is ending!
Vetinari: What a good idea. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how marvelous is this nature?
Vetinari: Indeed. Very marvelous. I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe not, but you'd better try. There's a live audience watching!
Vetinari: I think there's a hat, too. I shall require regular reports.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Vetinari: *sighs* I suppose you expect me to ask who is there...
Fizzy Schizoid: Omelet.
Vetinari: You are already inside, Fitzgerald. Oh, very well. Omelet who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Omelet smarter than I look! Did I tell you that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: All illusion, Fitzgerald. All illusion. So...
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Vetinari: Feel free.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your principles straightaway.
Vetinari: I didn't recall having an asylum...
Fizzy Schizoid: You didn't? Help! Help! The world is ending!
Vetinari: What a good idea. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh? And just how marvelous is this nature?
Vetinari: Indeed. Very marvelous. I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe not, but you'd better try. There's a live audience watching!
Vetinari: I think there's a hat, too. I shall require regular reports.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Vetinari: *sighs* I suppose you expect me to ask who is there...
Fizzy Schizoid: Omelet.
Vetinari: You are already inside, Fitzgerald. Oh, very well. Omelet who?
Fizzy Schizoid: Omelet smarter than I look! Did I tell you that you have beautiful eyes?
Vetinari: All illusion, Fitzgerald. All illusion. So...
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Vetinari: Feel free.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your principles straightaway.
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