Great Quotes

prob: I think I would have to..except I didn't want to, and I don't know how.
Astrid: Then I suggest you find that out.
prob: I will have to give that a try.
Astrid: Nobody tries harder than me.
prob: I love you. with hugs and kisses!
Astrid: You say that to everybody, do you not?
prob: If there are certain inconstancies in what I was telling you,..well it doesn't mean I am lying, I am just complex.....tee hee.
Astrid: Sometimes you just have to lie.
prob: Well, sometime is better than never or always....I think.
Astrid: Much would have more.
prob: That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!
Astrid: You are bright and chirpy today, are you not?
prob: Why should I be?
Astrid: Where did you get that funny idea to be?
prob: are you sure about that?
Astrid: Creepy, I thought you should ask that just now..
prob: That is a great idea!
Astrid: That is your opinion, not mine.
prob: I think that we need a second opinion, cause that doesn't look at all like my opinion to me.
Astrid: You are incredible!
prob: Yes, I am tall, does that make you anxious?
Astrid: No, not really. The last time I was anxious was when I met Superman in an elevator.
prob: Ok, last time was totally terrible, but this time could be different.
Astrid: Well, I like hamburgers and you like icelandic smoked sheep testicles, but we are friends anyway.
prob: We will always be friends.

Irina: Now, male reptile sometimes has one (bleep), and sometimes two hemi(bleeps). How about you? Do you have one, or two?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, are you ready... the big dragon pulls out his calculator...and the answer is 22.
Irina: TWENTY-TWO????!!!??!!
Bildgesmythe: I sure am glad you stopped by, you brighten up a dull day!
Irina: Well... yes... I hope to! It looks like I may get mor than I bargained for!

Irina: I bet that when it comes to kissing, you are HOT!
Bildgesmythe: How much do you want to bet? I have a couple of bucks.
Irina: If you win, you can climb on top of me!
Bildgesmythe: One can't expect to win all the time, so learning to lose gracefully is very important.
Irina: [sigh]
Bildgesmythe: Feeling a bit pensive today Irina?
Irina: Er... are you gay, by any chance?

I'm still laughing thanks Irina

[From cold shower:] It was nothing!

Vetinari: I believe you said Brother Jerome had put the boards back after him.
Sonora: Oh, and last week, Brother Jerome told me he had no way. Right out in the open like it was normal, even!
Vetinari: Nevertheless, in the present circumstances I shall instruct Brother Jerome to take over the investigation, if it turns out that one is necessary.
Sonora: I gotta tell ya... being worthy of my kind words is SOOO not Brother Jerome's style.
Vetinari: You needn't tell me. We are well aware of the magnitude of the matter.

Vetinari: The Chairman of the Guild of Historians is in full agreement with me.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Weird way of puttin' it.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Sonora: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Vetinari: Let me see...yes, I think so.

Vetinari: I cannot think why.
Sonora: That's too bad. I thought everyone could think why.
Vetinari: I bow to your knowledge of the male psyche.
Sonora: I have knowledge of the male psyche! How cool is that! Wait, what's knowledge of the male psyche?
Vetinari: It will have to be sorted out.
Sonora: *flips up in the air, spins in a perfect circle, balances on tail*

Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
chatterguy: One hundred percent! You are fun to chat with
Aziere: If I am fun, then what may i ask are you?
chatterguy: nothing.. understood
Aziere: Thats nice, have a cookie.

chii_: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Aziere: Yeah yeah yeah.... *starts to slit her wrists*

Hee hee!

Always nice to have around:

Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, you are overwhelmed by memories of terrible pain and suffering. You flee to the blackness.]
Your Husband: You look tired, Darling! Let me finish that for you!

Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
scottius: Could you cast a spell for me?
Azureon: With a flash and a bit of cash, I cast this spell so all is well....POOF! tis done.
scottius: Tell me about some arcane lore.
Azureon: I have collected tales and spells and histories from around the world.
scottius: Tell me a history from around the world.
Azureon: The last person to be convicted of witchcraft in England was Jane Wenham, in1712. The last officially sanctioned execution was in Poland in 1782. Laws still remain in someplaces but have fallen into disuse.
scottius: Tell me more.
Azureon: I like you. You are clever, with a quick wit, You will go far.
scottius: Thank you.
Azureon: No need to thank me scottius, it's all in a days, work for you average wonderful wizard.
scottius: Your a good wizard.
Azureon: I blush, but agree!
scottius: Tell me about your spells.
Azureon: I am getting around to it, it just takes time. You need to develope patience and listening skills. It is not like I ramble on endlessly you know....
scottius: Tell me about some lore.
Azureon: If you see a single crow, it's bad luck, two is myrth,3 a wedding, 4 a birth.
scottius: What is a myrth?
Azureon: Well, you know, like an upbeat or a downbeat.
scottius: Tell me some more lore.
Azureon: A bed changed on Friday will bring bad dreams.
scottius: Tell me more lore.
Azureon: A white spider will bring good luck if you don't hurt it.
scottius: You are smart.
Azureon: How smart of you to think I am smart.

Nice continuity & appropriateness!

Gabibot: Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her, no one saw me for who I was. I felt invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Vetinari: I thought she was a thug. And she is a thug.
Gabibot: You are lower than a centaur's tail.