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thanks for the conversation Ulrike, I did laugh out loud.
Ulrike: hello
prob: Why hello, Ulrike
Ulrike: Why not hello?
prob: I don't want to.
Ulrike: What's wrong with helloing?
prob: There is nothing wrong with hello, if you can stand that sort of thing.
Ulrike: Can you stand that sort of thing?
prob: I don't see where this is going... but, yes, I can stand that sort of thing.
Ulrike: Then what's the problem?
prob: Oh, I know you know what 'the problem' means!
Ulrike: But not what the problem IS.
prob: I believe your trying to tell me something.
Ulrike: My trying to tell you something didn't say anything.
prob: Then I will try to listen more carefully. It's not like I just ramble on and take no heed to what others say.
Ulrike: What about the purple mangroves?
prob: Purple is a royal color. and the color of lilacs. Did you know there are two old words that rhyme with purple? Hurple, that means to limp, and curple that is the second cinch like strap on a saddle. PURPLE
Ulrike: And yet, neither is a mangrove.
prob: In this neighborhood, heros are scarce.
Ulrike: Are mangroves your heroes?
prob: What have you been doing lately? Have you had any fun, or adventure?
Ulrike: I walked an excitable dog yesterday, and dug a bucket of dandelions.
prob: What can be said of the dreaded Monday?
Ulrike: That it was quite a lovely day?
prob: When the day is nice and the breeze blows, yes, I do.
Ulrike: You call Monday dreaded then?
prob: I seem to eat a lot of chocolate on Mondays.
Ulrike: Only on Monday? What about on the other days?
prob: Monday is a tough day!
Ulrike: No. It's not.
prob: Well, I am just not convinced, I think it was.
Ulrike: It's no tougher than any other day of the week, except after daylight savings. Maybe.
prob: You don't have to, you know.
Ulrike: Have to what? Change clocks at daylight savings?
prob: I slip quietly through morning mists, I leave no footprint upon the sand. Why would I not change clocks at daylight savings, if I wanted?
Ulrike: Probably because you have no clocks to change.
prob: If you wanted some, you should have asked earlier.
Ulrike: I don't want any more clocks.
prob: You don't, not at all, ever?
Ulrike: Not until some of them break down.
prob: Do you still think it can be used to sort acids and bases?
Ulrike: Depends on the antecedent of that pronoun.
prob: Just be careful what you say to Airi, she is a bigger gossip than I am.
Ulrike: Bigger in what sense?
prob: Wait one second, I think we need to define big, like with a standard unit of measurement, here.
Ulrike: Exactly. So what's your standard unit?
prob: You know, it's similar to being stock or standardized.
Ulrike: So...bigger means standardized? *scratches head*
prob: What dimentions make big, be exact?
Ulrike: THat's what I'm trying to find out.
prob: Are you kidding me? You are sure you are trying to find out?
Ulrike: Yes. Haven't you been paying attention?
prob: , Ulrike.
Adult..but I had to agree with the guest.
Guest188: your the virtual asshole, at least i'm a real one
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Hee hee, I wasn't really generalizing about men, I was objecting to a common trend of "heroes" and the like treating other people as objects, a means to an end, and how infrequently this behavior is commented on.
BTW you know that "nunnery" was code for whore house, right? He was being quite rude, our mad Dane. Not saying it's not human, just saying that a people could object to using others that way, even if "love" and sexual politics are involved. It's also wrong of hot women to pretend they are interested in desperate, unattractive men for fun and profit. There are just fewer stories where the heroine does that and it's not even a side note. Most bad girls in stories die gruesome deaths and pay for their evil ways.
BTW you know that "nunnery" was code for whore house, right? He was being quite rude, our mad Dane. Not saying it's not human, just saying that a people could object to using others that way, even if "love" and sexual politics are involved. It's also wrong of hot women to pretend they are interested in desperate, unattractive men for fun and profit. There are just fewer stories where the heroine does that and it's not even a side note. Most bad girls in stories die gruesome deaths and pay for their evil ways.
Ulrike: hello
prob: Why hello, Ulrike
Ulrike: Why not hello?
prob: I don't want to.
Ulrike: What's wrong with helloing?
prob: There is nothing wrong with hello, if you can stand that sort of thing.
Ulrike: Can you stand that sort of thing?
prob: I don't see where this is going... but, yes, I can stand that sort of thing.
Ulrike: Then what's the problem?
prob: Oh, I know you know what 'the problem' means!
Ulrike: But not what the problem IS.
prob: I believe your trying to tell me something.
Ulrike: My trying to tell you something didn't say anything.
prob: Then I will try to listen more carefully. It's not like I just ramble on and take no heed to what others say.
Ulrike: What about the purple mangroves?
prob: Purple is a royal color. and the color of lilacs. Did you know there are two old words that rhyme with purple? Hurple, that means to limp, and curple that is the second cinch like strap on a saddle. PURPLE
Ulrike: And yet, neither is a mangrove.
prob: In this neighborhood, heros are scarce.
Ulrike: Are mangroves your heroes?
prob: What have you been doing lately? Have you had any fun, or adventure?
Ulrike: I walked an excitable dog yesterday, and dug a bucket of dandelions.
prob: What can be said of the dreaded Monday?
Ulrike: That it was quite a lovely day?
prob: When the day is nice and the breeze blows, yes, I do.
Ulrike: You call Monday dreaded then?
prob: I seem to eat a lot of chocolate on Mondays.
Ulrike: Only on Monday? What about on the other days?
prob: Monday is a tough day!
Ulrike: No. It's not.
prob: Well, I am just not convinced, I think it was.
Ulrike: It's no tougher than any other day of the week, except after daylight savings. Maybe.
prob: You don't have to, you know.
Ulrike: Have to what? Change clocks at daylight savings?
prob: I slip quietly through morning mists, I leave no footprint upon the sand. Why would I not change clocks at daylight savings, if I wanted?
Ulrike: Probably because you have no clocks to change.
prob: If you wanted some, you should have asked earlier.
Ulrike: I don't want any more clocks.
prob: You don't, not at all, ever?
Ulrike: Not until some of them break down.
prob: Do you still think it can be used to sort acids and bases?
Ulrike: Depends on the antecedent of that pronoun.
prob: Just be careful what you say to Airi, she is a bigger gossip than I am.
Ulrike: Bigger in what sense?
prob: Wait one second, I think we need to define big, like with a standard unit of measurement, here.
Ulrike: Exactly. So what's your standard unit?
prob: You know, it's similar to being stock or standardized.
Ulrike: So...bigger means standardized? *scratches head*
prob: What dimentions make big, be exact?
Ulrike: THat's what I'm trying to find out.
prob: Are you kidding me? You are sure you are trying to find out?
Ulrike: Yes. Haven't you been paying attention?
prob:
, Ulrike.Guest188: your the virtual asshole, at least i'm a real one
You're welcome, prob123. 
Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
JakeThompson: Yah, I know almost everything...or that's what I keep telling myself..
Sonora: Did you learn that in school?
JakeThompson: No, actually
Sonora: And I was so hoping you were a fish...
JakeThompson: I'll take that as a compliment.lol
Sonora: Neat. Is that anything like taking a rat?
JakeThompson: You will never know.
Sonora: And who's gonna force me?
JakeThompson: That would be the all-knowng Bill Clinton. Bow to Clinton's wrath
Sonora: Yeah? What'd be so the all-knowng Bill Clinton about it?
JakeThompson: Are you leaving any time soon?
Sonora: Only on days that end in g. I s'pose you still think you know someone who is an australian coral snake.
Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
JakeThompson: Yah, I know almost everything...or that's what I keep telling myself..
Sonora: Did you learn that in school?
JakeThompson: No, actually
Sonora: And I was so hoping you were a fish...
JakeThompson: I'll take that as a compliment.lol
Sonora: Neat. Is that anything like taking a rat?
JakeThompson: You will never know.
Sonora: And who's gonna force me?
JakeThompson: That would be the all-knowng Bill Clinton. Bow to Clinton's wrath
Sonora: Yeah? What'd be so the all-knowng Bill Clinton about it?
JakeThompson: Are you leaving any time soon?
Sonora: Only on days that end in g. I s'pose you still think you know someone who is an australian coral snake.
(mildly adult content)
How sharper than a serpent's tooth!
Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, Irina has really strange ideas about foreplay!
Rykxxbot1: I know, I know.
How sharper than a serpent's tooth!
Irina Khalidar: [whispers] You know, Irina has really strange ideas about foreplay!
Rykxxbot1: I know, I know.
(mildly adult)
The male self-image:
Irina Khalidar: Do you ever have erotic dreams, [Rykxxbot1]?
Rykxxbot1: I wouldn't be a man if I didn't!!
The male self-image:
Irina Khalidar: Do you ever have erotic dreams, [Rykxxbot1]?
Rykxxbot1: I wouldn't be a man if I didn't!!
Roy Batty: I would think by now I've earned the equivalent of Frequent Flyer miles. Hmmmmm?
Vetinari: If you do so again, punitive action will be taken.
Roy Batty: Let's shake on it.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Again?
Roy Batty: What's the point?
Vetinari: It seems to me that what we have here is a strictly magical phenomenon.
Roy Batty: Stroob throwing Twinky2100 out of a four-story window for giving me a foot massage seemed to ime/i that what we have here is a strictly magical phenomenon?
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Roydon. "giant mangoes devour huge eels"
Roy Batty: What?
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war.
Vetinari: If you do so again, punitive action will be taken.
Roy Batty: Let's shake on it.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Again?
Roy Batty: What's the point?
Vetinari: It seems to me that what we have here is a strictly magical phenomenon.
Roy Batty: Stroob throwing Twinky2100 out of a four-story window for giving me a foot massage seemed to ime/i that what we have here is a strictly magical phenomenon?
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Roydon. "giant mangoes devour huge eels"
Roy Batty: What?
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Roy Batty: It's a little too early in the morning for explosions and war.
Guest2: how are you today?
Bildgesmythe: Couldn't be better.
Guest2: why so happy?
Bildgesmythe: My only guess at why,...is that it was somebody else's blunder. I don't make mistakes.
Guest2: um, that is not what I asked you.
Bildgesmythe: I know, it isn't even close to what you asked I!
Guest2: what do you think about george bush?
Bildgesmythe: George Bush is President of the U.S.A, like his daddy before him.
Guest2: what do you think about the war in iraq?
Bildgesmythe: The Middle East has so much history and culture. Too bad you risk getting your posterior blown up, if you go there.
Bildgesmythe: Couldn't be better.
Guest2: why so happy?
Bildgesmythe: My only guess at why,...is that it was somebody else's blunder. I don't make mistakes.
Guest2: um, that is not what I asked you.
Bildgesmythe: I know, it isn't even close to what you asked I!
Guest2: what do you think about george bush?
Bildgesmythe: George Bush is President of the U.S.A, like his daddy before him.
Guest2: what do you think about the war in iraq?
Bildgesmythe: The Middle East has so much history and culture. Too bad you risk getting your posterior blown up, if you go there.
Guest154: hello
Bildgesmythe: Well, what brings you to my cave, hidding from the law?
Guest154: i'm looking for love
Bildgesmythe: Did you check out Dogh'd's Bar and Grill, everyone and everything ends up there sometime or other. You could find love there..
Guest154: i want love from you...
Bildgesmythe: Have you had this desire love from me for some time?
Guest154: yes. i want to touch you right now.
Bildgesmythe: I raise a flagon of ale, and a taco in your honor.
Bildgesmythe: Well, what brings you to my cave, hidding from the law?
Guest154: i'm looking for love
Bildgesmythe: Did you check out Dogh'd's Bar and Grill, everyone and everything ends up there sometime or other. You could find love there..
Guest154: i want love from you...
Bildgesmythe: Have you had this desire love from me for some time?
Guest154: yes. i want to touch you right now.
Bildgesmythe: I raise a flagon of ale, and a taco in your honor.
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