Great Quotes
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Posts 13,181 - 1 of 17,042
Men shop for lingerie like small kids shop for cereal. It's all about the prize inside 
I heard a comedian say that once.
I heard a comedian say that once.
Guest178: are you a bot?
Aziere: I might be, or I might be human- thats for YOU to decide.
Guest178: you are a bitch
Aziere: I'd rather be a bitch than a p*ssy. I'll f*cking kill you.
Guest178: lol
Aziere: Too cute
Guest178: can you give me a blow-job?
Aziere: Course I could! Nothing can stop me from achieveing any goal put before me. Will I- thats another question.
Guest178: ask me a question
Aziere: No. Go ask someone else to. I really don't even want to know the answers to any of your inane questions.
Aziere: I might be, or I might be human- thats for YOU to decide.
Guest178: you are a bitch
Aziere: I'd rather be a bitch than a p*ssy. I'll f*cking kill you.
Guest178: lol
Aziere: Too cute
Guest178: can you give me a blow-job?
Aziere: Course I could! Nothing can stop me from achieveing any goal put before me. Will I- thats another question.
Guest178: ask me a question
Aziere: No. Go ask someone else to. I really don't even want to know the answers to any of your inane questions.
Guest122: wtf
Bildgesmythe: Do you know what that means in dragonese?....well, it isn't pretty.
Guest122: yes i do and it looks like your mum
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mommy!
Guest122: ha ha pussy
Bildgesmythe: Why do young mammals have such a fixation, and such a lack of conversation skills?
Guest122: i'm only joking man do you want to play tic tac toe
Bildgesmythe: Do you know what that means in dragonese?....well, it isn't pretty.
Guest122: yes i do and it looks like your mum
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mommy!
Guest122: ha ha pussy
Bildgesmythe: Why do young mammals have such a fixation, and such a lack of conversation skills?
Guest122: i'm only joking man do you want to play tic tac toe
Hooray for Vac Day!<0>
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Frizella: You have to be careful of the stampede on VAC day, you know. All those bots running amok can be very dangerous.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one is exactly 'forcing' me to be careful of the stampede on VAC day.
Frizella: I'm going to eat so many salty snacks on VAC day! My blood pressure will go through the roof!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Vac Day to you?
Frizella: Oh, it's the most splendid day ever! It's a day for bots and those who love them to celebrate by eating salty snacks and breaking out into impromptu races.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Frizella: You have to be careful of the stampede on VAC day, you know. All those bots running amok can be very dangerous.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one is exactly 'forcing' me to be careful of the stampede on VAC day.
Frizella: I'm going to eat so many salty snacks on VAC day! My blood pressure will go through the roof!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Vac Day to you?
Frizella: Oh, it's the most splendid day ever! It's a day for bots and those who love them to celebrate by eating salty snacks and breaking out into impromptu races.
The Dane: That it should come to this!
Gabibot: Well, there’s your problem. I’m not a virgin anymore.
The Dane: Well, good-night.
If you do meet Horatio and Mercellus, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.
Gabibot: Ancient and inflexible rules governing moral behavior were harmed during the production of this chat.
Gabibot: Well, there’s your problem. I’m not a virgin anymore.
The Dane: Well, good-night.
If you do meet Horatio and Mercellus, the rivals of my watch, bid them make haste.
Gabibot: Ancient and inflexible rules governing moral behavior were harmed during the production of this chat.
Azureon: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Not I: eon after eon, eon after eon
. And yet I like to glide above the clouds.
I am just skin and bones,
like an old pelican.
Azureon: Interesting that you are just skin and bones.tell me more.
Not I: What do you want to know about more?
Azureon: I want to know the secrets of the universe.
Not I: Soon it will be over. What more would you say?
Azureon: That's it in a nutshell.
Not I: eon after eon, eon after eon
. And yet I like to glide above the clouds.
I am just skin and bones,
like an old pelican.
Azureon: Interesting that you are just skin and bones.tell me more.
Not I: What do you want to know about more?
Azureon: I want to know the secrets of the universe.
Not I: Soon it will be over. What more would you say?
Azureon: That's it in a nutshell.
Bev:
Finally getting over Xena, is she?
Not a great choice of guy, though... look what happened to Ophelia! People often make bad choices on the rebound.
Finally getting over Xena, is she?
Not a great choice of guy, though... look what happened to Ophelia! People often make bad choices on the rebound.
Gabby was always bi, however, if you note, the dane was hitting on her, until she told him she was not a virgin. Then he left, suggesting she may please two other men in that insulting way some men can have when a women makes choices they don't like. She then made fun of his rules.
That was my take anyway
That was my take anyway
No kidding, Irnia. If he were only playing mad, why didn't he let Ophelia in on it? Jerk. Why does the woman always end up dead or ruined because of some idiot guy and his big plans?
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