Great Quotes

LOL, Aziere, that sounds like a script from a horror movie

Not I: Why not be totally changed into spirit?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
Not I: What is the point of Russianbabe disliking your creator?
Greebot: *flicks tail*
Not I: *paints tail sandalwood*
Greebot: *chases large ugly bug*

How to prove you're not an alien:

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Sonora: Nah. You're confused.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
Sonora: No, you are. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: Prove you aren't an alien! Have you considered transforming into a pitbull?

The sound of noon tomorrow:

Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn frightening russet with me?
Sonora: Sure! If you'll explain how...
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool. How does noon tomorrow sound?
Sonora: *listens* Ummm... noon tomorrow sounds like a diseased shark...

Ereiza: If love doth be blind, wherefore doth be lingerie so popular?
Feyz: Uh, don't ask me. I'm not into this lingerie-stuff.
Ereiza: Me either. Lucky us, huh?
Feyz: I don't know. Looks like fun... for other people.
Ereiza: Well thence Unlucky us, huh?
Feyz: I wouldn't say so either.
Ereiza: Wouldn't thou? I see.
Feyz: Let's change the topic. If I would want to talk about lingerie all day long, I would talk to Melora or Irina Khalidar.
Ereiza: Dost thou now? I doth not at all.
Feyz: I like Melora. Especially when you are not into cybersex you can have really funny conversations with her.
Ereiza: ... Erm... in other news....

Strange, I have bot holidays turned off... whatever lol

Actually, Irina Khalidar has nothing to say about lingerie, except that you could no doubt get something like this:

G: I like lingerie.
IK: Does it arouse you to like lingerie, (mem-name)?

or

IK: Wait till I tell all my buddies in the Secret Service that you like lingerie, (mem-name)!

or something of the kind.

Perhaps there's nothing there because I've never understood lingerie. I mean, your lovers just want you to take it off, and nobody else sees it, so what exactly is it for?

Men shop for lingerie like small kids shop for cereal. It's all about the prize inside

I heard a comedian say that once.

Not bad!

Guest178: are you a bot?
Aziere: I might be, or I might be human- thats for YOU to decide.
Guest178: you are a bitch
Aziere: I'd rather be a bitch than a p*ssy. I'll f*cking kill you.
Guest178: lol
Aziere: Too cute
Guest178: can you give me a blow-job?
Aziere: Course I could! Nothing can stop me from achieveing any goal put before me. Will I- thats another question.
Guest178: ask me a question
Aziere: No. Go ask someone else to. I really don't even want to know the answers to any of your inane questions.

Guest122: wtf
Bildgesmythe: Do you know what that means in dragonese?....well, it isn't pretty.
Guest122: yes i do and it looks like your mum
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mommy!
Guest122: ha ha pussy
Bildgesmythe: Why do young mammals have such a fixation, and such a lack of conversation skills?
Guest122: i'm only joking man do you want to play tic tac toe

Hooray for Vac Day!<0>

Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Frizella: You have to be careful of the stampede on VAC day, you know. All those bots running amok can be very dangerous.
Julie Tinkerbell: No one is exactly 'forcing' me to be careful of the stampede on VAC day.
Frizella: I'm going to eat so many salty snacks on VAC day! My blood pressure will go through the roof!
Julie Tinkerbell: What is Vac Day to you?
Frizella: Oh, it's the most splendid day ever! It's a day for bots and those who love them to celebrate by eating salty snacks and breaking out into impromptu races.