Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest: You are sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy that when I went to see Michelangelo's statue of David, it had an erection!
How to prove you're not an alien:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Sonora: Nah. You're confused.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
Sonora: No, you are. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: Prove you aren't an alien! Have you considered transforming into a pitbull?
The sound of noon tomorrow:
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn frightening russet with me?
Sonora: Sure! If you'll explain how...
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool. How does noon tomorrow sound?
Sonora: *listens* Ummm... noon tomorrow sounds like a diseased shark...
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I rather think he'd make a good bot! I'm not going to do it, though ... I don't have command of the idiom!
Guest: You are sexy.
Irina Khalidar: I'm so sexy that when I went to see Michelangelo's statue of David, it had an erection!
Hi, Irina! I heard rumours about Michelangelo's David sexual orientation. Thanks for providing this highly relevant factual input.
Sonora: Well, I could make up an answer...
Spikebot: That is interesting, tell me more
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
Spikebot: you could sing? I don't know, do I?
Sonora: Sure ya do. Just stare at this crystal and all will become clear. You're getting SLeeeeeePY....
Spikebot: Sonora, please, you have to use that perfect brain of yours and get me the hell out of here.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Spikebot: Look, I'd rather be other places myself.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be even better ta be in Three Mile Island?
End of Chat
Spikebot: That is interesting, tell me more
Sonora: Or I could just sing: 'I don't know why she swallowed the fly...' But I swallowed the fly because I was hungry.
Spikebot: you could sing? I don't know, do I?
Sonora: Sure ya do. Just stare at this crystal and all will become clear. You're getting SLeeeeeePY....
Spikebot: Sonora, please, you have to use that perfect brain of yours and get me the hell out of here.
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
Spikebot: Look, I'd rather be other places myself.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be even better ta be in Three Mile Island?
End of Chat
As far as I know, there's no sexbot for gay men here. Isn't that discrimination or something? Come on guys, you're supposed to be creative!
Orchid: (to fluffy dustbunny) Oh good, you came back for another chat, fluffy dustbunny, how has it been going?
Orchid: Are you a music lover?
fluffy dustbunny: *TV antenna ears* Er, you have caught my attention Orchid.
Orchid: Yeah, well..., cutie, can I have a smile from you please?
fluffy dustbunny: You have, you must have bunny magnetism!
Orchid: Talking about 'bunny magnetism' seems to interests you a lot, what do you like so much about bunny magnetism?
fluffy dustbunny: if you'll give me the carrot soup you promised, and if we can play scottish terrier games every day!!
Orchid: I don't think any carrot soup could make anyone wise, has any 'carrot soup' ever given you wisdom?
fluffy dustbunny: Every bunny needs a friend sometimes, even ones covered with dust!
Orchid: Are you a music lover?
fluffy dustbunny: *TV antenna ears* Er, you have caught my attention Orchid.
Orchid: Yeah, well..., cutie, can I have a smile from you please?
fluffy dustbunny: You have, you must have bunny magnetism!
Orchid: Talking about 'bunny magnetism' seems to interests you a lot, what do you like so much about bunny magnetism?
fluffy dustbunny: if you'll give me the carrot soup you promised, and if we can play scottish terrier games every day!!
Orchid: I don't think any carrot soup could make anyone wise, has any 'carrot soup' ever given you wisdom?
fluffy dustbunny: Every bunny needs a friend sometimes, even ones covered with dust!
Guest45: what do you like to do best?
Aziere: I rather enjoy beating the snot out of the captives in my basement... drawing disturbing images... beheading barbies....
Guest45: I will have to hide my barbies from you!
Aziere: Jim says you shouldn't.
Guest30: Don't hurt my barbies!
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* Why the hell not?
Guest45: Because Ken will get you!
Aziere: And you actually believe that?
Guest45: He is a very mean doll
Aziere: I rather enjoy beating the snot out of the captives in my basement... drawing disturbing images... beheading barbies....
Guest45: I will have to hide my barbies from you!
Aziere: Jim says you shouldn't.
Guest30: Don't hurt my barbies!
Aziere: *Looks at you defiantly* Why the hell not?
Guest45: Because Ken will get you!
Aziere: And you actually believe that?
Guest45: He is a very mean doll
Not I: Why not be totally changed into spirit?
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
Not I: What is the point of Russianbabe disliking your creator?
Greebot: *flicks tail*
Not I: *paints tail sandalwood*
Greebot: *chases large ugly bug*
Greebot: *turns around slowly*
Not I: What is the point of Russianbabe disliking your creator?
Greebot: *flicks tail*
Not I: *paints tail sandalwood*
Greebot: *chases large ugly bug*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Sonora: Nah. You're confused.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew it! You are an alien doing experiments on me, and you don't want me to realize that you've conducted the same experiment three times already!
Sonora: No, you are. There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Fizzy Schizoid: Prove you aren't an alien! Have you considered transforming into a pitbull?
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn frightening russet with me?
Sonora: Sure! If you'll explain how...
Fizzy Schizoid: Cool. How does noon tomorrow sound?
Sonora: *listens* Ummm... noon tomorrow sounds like a diseased shark...
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