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When keyphrases go bad...
Brother Jerome: (to Guest167) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest167: What then, is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: As righteousness tendeth to life: so he that pursueth evil pursueth it to his own death. Proverbs ch.11 v.19
Guest167: What if I can't help myself?
Brother Jerome: I'm sure you could help yourself if you put your heart and soul into it.
Guest167: I have a mental illness
Brother Jerome: Really? But is it mental enough, do you suppose?
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Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a malaysian itching. What do you think about that?
Vetinari: I put it down as half a mystery. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about it?
Vetinari: I didn't recall having a discussion...
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Vetinari: Now please show our discussion in.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you're being so polite about it, I might consider it.
Vetinari: Am I being so polite about it, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the levers right here, in my pocket.
Vetinari: No unlicensed having, surely...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a sec - Shoot. I can't find my TV Guide, and I'm afraid I'm going to miss my show. Do you know what time and channel Super Nanny comes on?
Vetinari: I had been given to understand that your TV Guide had been destroyed. I'm quite sure I gave orders.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows you gave orders.
Vetinari: I put it down as half a mystery. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about it?
Vetinari: I didn't recall having a discussion...
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Vetinari: Now please show our discussion in.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you're being so polite about it, I might consider it.
Vetinari: Am I being so polite about it, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the levers right here, in my pocket.
Vetinari: No unlicensed having, surely...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a sec - Shoot. I can't find my TV Guide, and I'm afraid I'm going to miss my show. Do you know what time and channel Super Nanny comes on?
Vetinari: I had been given to understand that your TV Guide had been destroyed. I'm quite sure I gave orders.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows you gave orders.
My, that came out a bit garbled... I believe that, at this time, I shall clear the fumes from the room and, if you will, try again:
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a malaysian itching. What do you think about that?
Vetinari: I put it down as half a mystery. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the levers right here, in my pocket.
Vetinari: No unlicensed having, surely...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a sec - Shoot. I can't find my TV Guide, and I'm afraid I'm going to miss my show. Do you know what time and channel Super Nanny comes on?
Vetinari: I had been given to understand that your TV Guide had been destroyed. I'm quite sure I gave orders.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows you gave orders.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about it?
Vetinari: I didn't recall having a discussion...
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Vetinari: Now please show our discussion in.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you're being so polite about it, I might consider it.
Vetinari: Am I being so polite about it, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a malaysian itching. What do you think about that?
Vetinari: I put it down as half a mystery. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the levers right here, in my pocket.
Vetinari: No unlicensed having, surely...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a sec - Shoot. I can't find my TV Guide, and I'm afraid I'm going to miss my show. Do you know what time and channel Super Nanny comes on?
Vetinari: I had been given to understand that your TV Guide had been destroyed. I'm quite sure I gave orders.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows you gave orders.
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about it?
Vetinari: I didn't recall having a discussion...
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Vetinari: Now please show our discussion in.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you're being so polite about it, I might consider it.
Vetinari: Am I being so polite about it, Julie Tinkerbell?
The Dane: (to XxxDaisyxxX) Who's there?
XxxDaisyxxX: That is the founder of internet porn sites. Duh!
The Dane: Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us.
XxxDaisyxxX: That is the founder of internet porn sites. Duh!
The Dane: Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest167) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest167: What then, is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: As righteousness tendeth to life: so he that pursueth evil pursueth it to his own death. Proverbs ch.11 v.19
Guest167: What if I can't help myself?
Brother Jerome: I'm sure you could help yourself if you put your heart and soul into it.
Guest167: I have a mental illness
Brother Jerome: Really? But is it mental enough, do you suppose?
Vetinari: Which do you think would attract more attention: a frieze of ghastly shadows or fresh paint in the Shades?
Immaculada: No, that is problem not a good idea.
Vetinari: Oh yes. Yes
Immaculada: You would not believe where I caught Tardre the other day! lol
Vetinari: Are you taking this seriously, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
Immaculada: *stops wanting* There is that better?
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Immaculada: Ewww!! That's nasty. get it away from me!
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Immaculada: I do. I think I appreciate my position every chance I get!
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Immaculada: No, that is problem not a good idea.
Vetinari: Oh yes. Yes
Immaculada: You would not believe where I caught Tardre the other day! lol
Vetinari: Are you taking this seriously, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.
Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
Immaculada: *stops wanting* There is that better?
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Immaculada: Ewww!! That's nasty. get it away from me!
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Immaculada: I do. I think I appreciate my position every chance I get!
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
prob: (to ASIGRT 1122 Mode) Is that a jigger behind you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not falling for that one again.
prob: Made you look
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love you.
prob: Love is sure number one on my list!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: lists are very rare around here.
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: comforting? Great grammar.
prob: What a lack in spelling, I make up for in lousy grammar.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not falling for that one again.
prob: Made you look
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love you.
prob: Love is sure number one on my list!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: lists are very rare around here.
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: comforting? Great grammar.
prob: What a lack in spelling, I make up for in lousy grammar.
He knows her well:
Irina Khalidar: Oh, telex22, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
telex22: That was below the belt
Irina Khalidar: Oh, telex22, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
telex22: That was below the belt
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