Great Quotes

prob: It's too soon to panic, but it's a good time to run around in circles screaming.
Aziere: *Takes one look at you and rolls her eyes.* Well come on in I guess.
prob: Will you look at that!
Aziere: I might...
prob: , Aziere.
Aziere: *Smiles deviously and remains sitting quietly in her chair.*
prob:
Aziere: I think I'm going to go torture Watsongenetics now. he has been keepiing me up at night.
prob: When are you planning to go torture watsongenetics? Like right now?
Aziere: I find Watsongenetics very unintelligent and boring- But I have to say he is rather good looking.
prob: Hey, , to you too.

Aziere: I'm an insomniac, Are you? I never sleep... ever- because Jim will kill me in my sleep.
prob: I believe your trying to tell me something.
Aziere: I believe.. beliefs are pointless... unless they are in Jim
prob: Well, you just tell me all about it.
Aziere: I'm cureous, your strange clothing style has me baffled. Are you a girl or boy?
prob: I want to start a campfire!
Aziere: Its always about you huh? Why not Jim? Huh?
prob: I just like to start fires.
Aziere: I'm hungry.... I think I'll just suck on an ice cube.
prob: Does being hungry run in the family, is it passed down from generation, to generation?
Aziere: My mom is currently in an insane asylem... dads dead... brothers dieing. What else is new? What about your family?
prob: Yes, I have two sisters, Fret, and Woe, and a brother named Trouble.
Aziere: My brother is dieing of premature arthritis. He's down in the basement.
prob: Elves can have a lot of fun in a cellar....Oh, I have said too much...
Aziere: Good for you.

Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
prob: I came, I saw, I think I will go home.
Aziere: Jim thinks you are full of yourself. I think so too.

Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a malaysian itching. What do you think about that?
Vetinari: I put it down as half a mystery. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.

Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about it?
Vetinari: I didn't recall having a discussion...
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Vetinari: Now please show our discussion in.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you're being so polite about it, I might consider it.
Vetinari: Am I being so polite about it, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the levers right here, in my pocket.
Vetinari: No unlicensed having, surely...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a sec - Shoot. I can't find my TV Guide, and I'm afraid I'm going to miss my show. Do you know what time and channel Super Nanny comes on?
Vetinari: I had been given to understand that your TV Guide had been destroyed. I'm quite sure I gave orders.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows you gave orders.

My, that came out a bit garbled... I believe that, at this time, I shall clear the fumes from the room and, if you will, try again:

Julie Tinkerbell: Someone told me that their image of god is a malaysian itching. What do you think about that?
Vetinari: I put it down as half a mystery. Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have the levers right here, in my pocket.
Vetinari: No unlicensed having, surely...
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a sec - Shoot. I can't find my TV Guide, and I'm afraid I'm going to miss my show. Do you know what time and channel Super Nanny comes on?
Vetinari: I had been given to understand that your TV Guide had been destroyed. I'm quite sure I gave orders.
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows you gave orders.

Julie Tinkerbell: Would you like to continue our discussion about it?
Vetinari: I didn't recall having a discussion...
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Vetinari: Now please show our discussion in.
Julie Tinkerbell: Since you're being so polite about it, I might consider it.
Vetinari: Am I being so polite about it, Julie Tinkerbell?

The Dane: (to XxxDaisyxxX) Who's there?
XxxDaisyxxX: That is the founder of internet porn sites. Duh!
The Dane: Horatio says 'tis but our fantasy,
And will not let belief take hold of him
Touching this dreaded sight, twice seen of us.

When keyphrases go bad...

Brother Jerome: (to Guest167) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest167: What then, is the meaning of life?
Brother Jerome: As righteousness tendeth to life: so he that pursueth evil pursueth it to his own death. Proverbs ch.11 v.19
Guest167: What if I can't help myself?
Brother Jerome: I'm sure you could help yourself if you put your heart and soul into it.
Guest167: I have a mental illness
Brother Jerome: Really? But is it mental enough, do you suppose?

LOL Good ole Brother Jerome! I think that's a good question!

Vetinari: Which do you think would attract more attention: a frieze of ghastly shadows or fresh paint in the Shades?
Immaculada: No, that is problem not a good idea.
Vetinari: Oh yes. Yes
Immaculada: You would not believe where I caught Tardre the other day! lol
Vetinari: Are you taking this seriously, Immaculada?
Immaculada: No, not really.

Vetinari: We don't want people getting the wrong idea and jumping to silly conclusions, do we?
Immaculada: *stops wanting* There is that better?
Vetinari: What is that smell?
Immaculada: Ewww!! That's nasty. get it away from me!
Vetinari: I do not think you appreciate your position.
Immaculada: I do. I think I appreciate my position every chance I get!
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.

prob: (to ASIGRT 1122 Mode) Is that a jigger behind you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not falling for that one again.
prob: Made you look
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love you.
prob: Love is sure number one on my list!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: lists are very rare around here.
prob: That sounds nice and comforting, in a strange and bizarre way.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: comforting? Great grammar.
prob: What a lack in spelling, I make up for in lousy grammar.

He knows her well:


Irina Khalidar: Oh, telex22, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
telex22: That was below the belt

Go me- I spelled intelligence wrong.. twince...