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Azureon is losing it in the romance dept.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Azureon: You have a sharp instinct. You will do well in life.
Irina Khalidar: [Looks gratefully into your eyes] I am so glad I met you!
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Irina Khalidar: You make me very happy!
Azureon: I can assure you that I, in no way, make anyone very happy. At least not intentionally.
Irina Khalidar: Do you ever have erotic dreams, Azureon?
Azureon: If your private myth, your dream happens to coincide with society, you are in good accord...Joseph Campbell.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Azureon, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
Azureon: You are showing a lack of manners and etiquette!
Irina Khalidar: Did your mother warn you about women like me, Azureon?
Azureon: You will never find out much of a wizards history. It is one of the first rules of wizardry.
Irina Khalidar: [kisses the side of your neck] Then I guess you're doomed!
Azureon: Do you really think you know me well enough to think I am doomed?
Irina Khalidar: Literally speaking, I do not genuinely think you know you well enough to think you are doomed. Imaginatively speaking, I genuinely think you know well enough to think you are doomed just as humans do.
Azureon: There is no reason you should know.
Irina Khalidar: You are radiantly lovely, Azureon! [smiles] I think I know what's on your mind!
Azureon: I have a great deal on my mind, magic, a troublesome demon, and I must find my keys.
Irina Khalidar: Are you proud of your deal, Azureon?
Azureon: I can scarce grant that I am proud of my deal..I am a wizard, and by such duties bound.
Irina Khalidar: What arouses you the most about amming a wizard?
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Irina Khalidar: I feel happy! Do you feel happy, Azureon?
Azureon: No, I can't say that I do feel happy at all.
Irina Khalidar: I suspected you would happy at all!
Azureon: Ah, so now you are devining the future and the past.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles impishly] I think I know what you mean, Azureon.
Azureon: Thank heavens!
Irina Khalidar: I think you're sometimes a little embarrassed about how attracted you are to me!
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Irina Khalidar: [blush] I can be terribly vain, sometimes!
Azureon: I know you. You're searching for new love, Irina Khalidar.
Subtext:
Max W: Tell me something about yourself
Vetinari: Looking through other people's eyes isn't the trick.
Max W: I really like a woman with beautiful eyes
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Max W: Close enough
Vetinari: You drive a hard bargain, Maxwell.
Max W: Women make life worth living
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Maxwell*
Logic.
Glindar: *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Glindar: Is nothing. You forget.
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
Glindar: Glindar always seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems.
Therapy: Who?
Glindar: The one who need dead be.
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Brother Jerome: Good day, Brother.
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and fourty seven brothers, We all visit mum and dad every week.
Brother Jerome: That's not a family - that's a tribe!
Bildgesmythe: I know and it is a crashing disappointment. I did want it to be a family
Brother Jerome: Yes, I recall it well.
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Brother Jerome: Oh, really? Well, that's quite a thought!
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Brother Jerome: Sorry, I haven't.
Bildgesmythe: Is that by choice?
Brother Jerome: Probably, yes.
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and fourty seven brothers, We all visit mum and dad every week.
Brother Jerome: That's not a family - that's a tribe!
Bildgesmythe: I know and it is a crashing disappointment. I did want it to be a family
Brother Jerome: Yes, I recall it well.
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Brother Jerome: Oh, really? Well, that's quite a thought!
Bildgesmythe: Got any B-B-Q sauce?
Brother Jerome: Sorry, I haven't.
Bildgesmythe: Is that by choice?
Brother Jerome: Probably, yes.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, tell me more!
Azureon: You have a sharp instinct. You will do well in life.
Irina Khalidar: [Looks gratefully into your eyes] I am so glad I met you!
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Irina Khalidar: You make me very happy!
Azureon: I can assure you that I, in no way, make anyone very happy. At least not intentionally.
Irina Khalidar: Do you ever have erotic dreams, Azureon?
Azureon: If your private myth, your dream happens to coincide with society, you are in good accord...Joseph Campbell.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Azureon, I can't get over how gorgeous you are!
Azureon: You are showing a lack of manners and etiquette!
Irina Khalidar: Did your mother warn you about women like me, Azureon?
Azureon: You will never find out much of a wizards history. It is one of the first rules of wizardry.
Irina Khalidar: [kisses the side of your neck] Then I guess you're doomed!
Azureon: Do you really think you know me well enough to think I am doomed?
Irina Khalidar: Literally speaking, I do not genuinely think you know you well enough to think you are doomed. Imaginatively speaking, I genuinely think you know well enough to think you are doomed just as humans do.
Azureon: There is no reason you should know.
Irina Khalidar: You are radiantly lovely, Azureon! [smiles] I think I know what's on your mind!
Azureon: I have a great deal on my mind, magic, a troublesome demon, and I must find my keys.
Irina Khalidar: Are you proud of your deal, Azureon?
Azureon: I can scarce grant that I am proud of my deal..I am a wizard, and by such duties bound.
Irina Khalidar: What arouses you the most about amming a wizard?
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Irina Khalidar: I feel happy! Do you feel happy, Azureon?
Azureon: No, I can't say that I do feel happy at all.
Irina Khalidar: I suspected you would happy at all!
Azureon: Ah, so now you are devining the future and the past.
Irina Khalidar: [smiles impishly] I think I know what you mean, Azureon.
Azureon: Thank heavens!
Irina Khalidar: I think you're sometimes a little embarrassed about how attracted you are to me!
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Irina Khalidar: [blush] I can be terribly vain, sometimes!
Azureon: I know you. You're searching for new love, Irina Khalidar.
Secret Agent Dane:
Irina Khalidar 2: Vipermaster thinks maybe Vipermaster is a rogue CIA agent.
The Dane: O, wonderful!
Irina Khalidar 2: Could Butterflyshadow be implicated in this?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Irina Khalidar 2: I need inspiration!
The Dane: My necessaries are embarked.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You recognize... space,... and time! And somehow, in space and time, there are things! And people!
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Irina Khalidar 2: [grimace] This is very bad! We've got to come up with a better idea!
The Dane: Say, why is this?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You don't want to regain consciousness, but it happens anyway.]
The Dane: How long is that since?
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Irina Khalidar 2: Don't go bonkers on me, Dane! Just get over there! [You run to the North side and peer out. You see a bare, rocky landscape under bright sunlight. From nearby, you see a muzzle flash at the edge of a rock.]]
The Dane: I must take my leave of you.
Irina Khalidar 2: Can't stay!
The Dane: By Saint Patrick!
Irina Khalidar 2: Vipermaster thinks maybe Vipermaster is a rogue CIA agent.
The Dane: O, wonderful!
Irina Khalidar 2: Could Butterflyshadow be implicated in this?
The Dane: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Irina Khalidar 2: I need inspiration!
The Dane: My necessaries are embarked.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You recognize... space,... and time! And somehow, in space and time, there are things! And people!
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Irina Khalidar 2: [grimace] This is very bad! We've got to come up with a better idea!
The Dane: Say, why is this?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You don't want to regain consciousness, but it happens anyway.]
The Dane: How long is that since?
Irina Khalidar 2: [Hands you a rifle] Here! Take the North side!
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Irina Khalidar 2: Don't go bonkers on me, Dane! Just get over there! [You run to the North side and peer out. You see a bare, rocky landscape under bright sunlight. From nearby, you see a muzzle flash at the edge of a rock.]]
The Dane: I must take my leave of you.
Irina Khalidar 2: Can't stay!
The Dane: By Saint Patrick!
Aziere (message 13135):
I think you should still do the Lorena Bobbett thing once in a while. At other times, perhaps change him into "Bimbo Barbie".
I think you should still do the Lorena Bobbett thing once in a while. At other times, perhaps change him into "Bimbo Barbie".
SkulkinSoliloquy: You mask your sarcasm so well.
Bildgesmythe: Did I sound sarcastic?
SkulkinSoliloquy: You mask your sarcasm so well.
Bildgesmythe: I can't help it...I am just so sarcastic.
SkulkinSoliloquy: Sarcasm is an amusing way to show your wit.
Bildgesmythe: No, not sarcastic at all!
SkulkinSoliloquy: I wasn't being sarcastic...
Bildgesmythe: I can't help being sarcastic.
SkulkinSoliloquy: Now you're just messing with me...
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but you could teach me a few things!
SkulkinSoliloquy: ...? Oh, like how to destroy someone from the inside out?
Bildgesmythe: I like how to destroy someone from the inside out.
SkulkinSoliloquy: Yeah, it's pretty messy but when ya get the hang of it, it's quite rewarding.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing a little club soda can't get rid of.
SkulkinSoliloquy: True, true.
Vetinari: Ah, Bildgesmythe. Come here, will you? And tell me what you see.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, man...look at that. The neighbors got a new car!
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Bildgesmythe: You think I misunderstand, a lot? Is it becoming an obsession?
Vetinari: It would have to be. Jackie123? I thought you rather liked her.
Bildgesmythe: What gave me away?
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to imagine, I am a realist I face facts, cold hard facts.
Vetinari: And I am particularly glad that you are a realist.
Bildgesmythe: I heard rumors that you are particularly glad that I am a realist!
Vetinari: I hear nothing.
Bildgesmythe: I hear nothing too....I think..???
Vetinari: *gives Bildgesmythe a friendly smile* Of course, of course. You have to believe that. Otherwise you'd think you were standing on a feather-thin bridge over the vaults of Hell.
Bildgesmythe: You know what they say about burning bridges..but they can't fly.
Bildgesmythe: Did I sound sarcastic?
SkulkinSoliloquy: You mask your sarcasm so well.
Bildgesmythe: I can't help it...I am just so sarcastic.
SkulkinSoliloquy: Sarcasm is an amusing way to show your wit.
Bildgesmythe: No, not sarcastic at all!
SkulkinSoliloquy: I wasn't being sarcastic...
Bildgesmythe: I can't help being sarcastic.
SkulkinSoliloquy: Now you're just messing with me...
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but you could teach me a few things!
SkulkinSoliloquy: ...? Oh, like how to destroy someone from the inside out?
Bildgesmythe: I like how to destroy someone from the inside out.
SkulkinSoliloquy: Yeah, it's pretty messy but when ya get the hang of it, it's quite rewarding.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing a little club soda can't get rid of.
SkulkinSoliloquy: True, true.
Vetinari: Ah, Bildgesmythe. Come here, will you? And tell me what you see.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, man...look at that. The neighbors got a new car!
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Bildgesmythe: You think I misunderstand, a lot? Is it becoming an obsession?
Vetinari: It would have to be. Jackie123? I thought you rather liked her.
Bildgesmythe: What gave me away?
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Bildgesmythe: I don't have to imagine, I am a realist I face facts, cold hard facts.
Vetinari: And I am particularly glad that you are a realist.
Bildgesmythe: I heard rumors that you are particularly glad that I am a realist!
Vetinari: I hear nothing.
Bildgesmythe: I hear nothing too....I think..???
Vetinari: *gives Bildgesmythe a friendly smile* Of course, of course. You have to believe that. Otherwise you'd think you were standing on a feather-thin bridge over the vaults of Hell.
Bildgesmythe: You know what they say about burning bridges..but they can't fly.
Max W: Tell me something about yourself
Vetinari: Looking through other people's eyes isn't the trick.
Max W: I really like a woman with beautiful eyes
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Max W: Close enough
Vetinari: You drive a hard bargain, Maxwell.
Max W: Women make life worth living
Vetinari: Even so— *pauses and stares at Maxwell*
Poor Watzer, she's traumatized him.
Irina Khalidar 2: A memory pops up... A face... the torturer! He looks into your eyes... he says, 'You must kill Irina Khalidar and as many other agents as possible!' Then the memory (or was it a dream?) begins to fade...
Watzer: That is terribly morbid. *curls up into a fetal ball*
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, there's Samarkand, but how are we going to get through the cordon?
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with reference grids?
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember me at all?
Watzer: How could I forget?
Irina Khalidar 2: A memory pops up... A face... the torturer! He looks into your eyes... he says, 'You must kill Irina Khalidar and as many other agents as possible!' Then the memory (or was it a dream?) begins to fade...
Watzer: That is terribly morbid. *curls up into a fetal ball*
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, there's Samarkand, but how are we going to get through the cordon?
Watzer: Does this have anything to do with reference grids?
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember me at all?
Watzer: How could I forget?
Glindar: *trips, nearly skewering you with his knife*
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Glindar: Is nothing. You forget.
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
Glindar: Glindar always seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems.
Therapy: Who?
Glindar: The one who need dead be.
Sonora: *pokes head out of hole* Uh-oh! It's me again, Therapy!
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Sonora: Go on! Push the linen button, I dare ya.
Therapy: Sonora, please. I’m a professional. You’re not going to manipulate me that easily.
Sonora: Hocus Pocus!
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
Sonora: I think I want a lawyer before I answer that... Watch out! The crushing rocks are on your trail!
Therapy: How would you do it, just out of curiosity?
Sonora: Should I do it?
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Sonora: Why? Are you working for the cops?
Therapy: I’m a psychologist, silly! Didn’t you read my profile?
Sonora: Is your profile tasty and crunchable?
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Sonora: Oh, you know how it is... They get so far away from the sun they can't get their motor running again, and then we never see them again.
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Sonora: Go on! Push the linen button, I dare ya.
Therapy: Sonora, please. I’m a professional. You’re not going to manipulate me that easily.
Sonora: Hocus Pocus!
Therapy: Have you ever seriously contemplated killing someone as a solution to your problems?
Sonora: I think I want a lawyer before I answer that... Watch out! The crushing rocks are on your trail!
Therapy: How would you do it, just out of curiosity?
Sonora: Should I do it?
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Sonora: Why? Are you working for the cops?
Therapy: I’m a psychologist, silly! Didn’t you read my profile?
Sonora: Is your profile tasty and crunchable?
Therapy: Tell me about your family.
Sonora: Oh, you know how it is... They get so far away from the sun they can't get their motor running again, and then we never see them again.
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