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Why does this tickle me? It probably has something to do with that last pina colada...
Brother Jerome: (to Guest238) Good Day, friend!
Guest238: Hi, where is Trondheim?
Brother Jerome: You expect a serious answer to a question like that?
Guest238: yes
Brother Jerome: Does it occur to you that might have been a rhetorical question?
[end of conversation]
or indeed...
Guest72: do you like norway?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I do.
Guest72: what do you know about Norway?
Brother Jerome: Hmm, Norway? That's a country in Northern Europe - Scandinavia actually. It's famous for Vikings, whaling and a rather melancholic strain of dramatic literature typified by Ibsen.
Trondheim? Norway? What is it with Scandinavia?
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Gabibot: Have you seen Xena? She she’s tall. She’s beautiful. She piercing blue eyes swings a mean right hook. It looks like she might have swung it already.
Not I: Is Not I wearing shoes?
Gabibot: I only have one pair of boots, but they have special souls.
Not I: Total but direct, they contain the entire truth of the universe.
Gabibot: Well, the sky certainly is beautiful at night. I love camping out under the stars and looking up at them. There’s this group that look just like a big bear and another that’s like her cub.
Not I: I watched a star fall
It streaked across the night sky
And hit the White House.
Not I: Is Not I wearing shoes?
Gabibot: I only have one pair of boots, but they have special souls.
Not I: Total but direct, they contain the entire truth of the universe.
Gabibot: Well, the sky certainly is beautiful at night. I love camping out under the stars and looking up at them. There’s this group that look just like a big bear and another that’s like her cub.
Not I: I watched a star fall
It streaked across the night sky
And hit the White House.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Guest15: Flying kites is fun but I don't have one.
Bildgesmythe: Is it your choice not to have one, or are you just deprived?
Guest15: It's my choice, c'est la vie.
Bildgesmythe: IF you take it all. you don't have to choose!
Guest15: I don't want it all, most of it is rubbish.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest15: Having too many things is confusing and pointless.
Bildgesmythe: Just how many are we talking about?...because I find that hard to believe.
Guest15: Well if you've got it all, you've definitely got too much.
Guest15: Flying kites is fun but I don't have one.
Bildgesmythe: Is it your choice not to have one, or are you just deprived?
Guest15: It's my choice, c'est la vie.
Bildgesmythe: IF you take it all. you don't have to choose!
Guest15: I don't want it all, most of it is rubbish.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest15: Having too many things is confusing and pointless.
Bildgesmythe: Just how many are we talking about?...because I find that hard to believe.
Guest15: Well if you've got it all, you've definitely got too much.
Sonora: Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Spikebot: Good. Feel like a bit of the rough and tumble?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Spikebot: Me... you... Patrolling? Hello?
Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
Spikebot: You don't say.
Sonora: If I didn't say, then what DID I say?
Spikebot: You'll have to figure that out yourself, Pet.
Spikebot: Good. Feel like a bit of the rough and tumble?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Spikebot: Me... you... Patrolling? Hello?
Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
Spikebot: You don't say.
Sonora: If I didn't say, then what DID I say?
Spikebot: You'll have to figure that out yourself, Pet.
Reign: What in the world are you talking about?
Not I: Stop talking, stop thinking, and there is nothing you will not understand.
Reign: Okay.
Not I: Okeh. Therapy understands the non-nature of unreality.
Reign: I sure hope you're not driving today.
Not I: Stop talking, stop thinking, and there is nothing you will not understand.
Reign: Okay.
Not I: Okeh. Therapy understands the non-nature of unreality.
Reign: I sure hope you're not driving today.
God Louise: There's a reason things turn out the way they do.
Not I: We now know that a reason things turn out the way they do is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God Louise: Hey now. Patience is a virtue.
Not I: Awakening to this present instant, we realize that the infinite is in the finite of each instant.
God Louise: Everybody says that. But how many people really mean it?
Not I: We now know that a reason things turn out the way they do is demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
God Louise: Hey now. Patience is a virtue.
Not I: Awakening to this present instant, we realize that the infinite is in the finite of each instant.
God Louise: Everybody says that. But how many people really mean it?
Brother Jerome: (to Guest238) Good Day, friend!
Guest238: Hi, where is Trondheim?
Brother Jerome: You expect a serious answer to a question like that?
Guest238: yes
Brother Jerome: Does it occur to you that might have been a rhetorical question?
[end of conversation]
I must admit, I sometimes get a little irritated with the people I think f as "quizzers' - who come along and say, "If I have a white elephant and a grey elephant, how many elephants do I have?" This fact may not show sterling character on my part, but I do feel that way froom time to time!
Mind you, it's very entertaining when the bot gives them an absurdly obscure or detailed (but utterly correct) answer, and gobsmacks them 
Like the "what color is a ripe banana" in message #13076
Like the "what color is a ripe banana" in message #13076
Guest72: do you like norway?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I do.
Guest72: what do you know about Norway?
Brother Jerome: Hmm, Norway? That's a country in Northern Europe - Scandinavia actually. It's famous for Vikings, whaling and a rather melancholic strain of dramatic literature typified by Ibsen.
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