Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Wolf Child: So do oyu like defining words?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Sometimes
Wolf Child: Are you like a robot dictionary?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Wolf Child: It can be assumed by your profile
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Dum de dum dum... Oh sorry... You were saying?
Wolf Child: I used too many big words didn't i?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: big words's are a rare occurence around here.
Wolf Child: I was under the impression that people around here are rather smart
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Maybe it is you that is smart?
Wolf Child: Not as smart as most of the users of this site- I can barely figure out the very basics of AI script
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is The Return of the Secaucus Seven.
Wolf Child: Mine is Fight Club. Ed Norton does alot of good movies
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: With ed Norton anything can happen.
Wolf Child: Yeah- you can get in a fight, dress in a rhinocerous costume, or put a crazy cannibalistic psycologist in jail!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah... Hey, Wouldn't that be weird if I was actually a human trying to steal your identity?
Wolf Child: Are you a human trying ot steal my identity?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Where did you get your identity?
Wolf Child: Uh... im not sure i even know how ot answer that one
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you are.
Wolf Child: how would you know? Have you already taken my identity!?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No the question is, how would you know?
complete conversation - I reckon BJ had him fooled 
Guest58: Hello Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: Good Day, friend.
Guest58: My name is Chris.
Brother Jerome: I am pleased to meet you, Chris.
Guest58: Is God real?
Brother Jerome: You'd have to define 'real'. God's as real as we are.
Guest58: Is Jesus Gods son?
Brother Jerome: Jesus through God is more our self than we are ourselves.
Guest58: I am going to test you.
Brother Jerome: You don't say?
Guest58: What color is a ripe banana?
Brother Jerome: Yellow when they're ripe, green when they're unripe. They turn black when they're over-ripe, if you leave them long enough.
Guest58: Are you an AI engine or a person chatting with me?
Brother Jerome: I am all things to all people.
I can see I'm going to have to have words with him again!
Brother Jerome: (to Guest219) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest219: do you believe in existence of god?
Brother Jerome: I believe in the redemption of the Self by Grace, and Life everlasting.
Guest219: are you keen on integral philosophy
Brother Jerome: I am.
Guest219: do you know ken wilbers books?
Brother Jerome: No, I'm afraid not.
Guest219: do you like perverse sex?
Brother Jerome: Sex is a material phenomenon that bots aren't equipped to understand. We lack the necessary hormones.
Guest219: do wish to try it?
Brother Jerome: Well, I guess that might not be too bad.
Guest219: do you wish to try it?
Brother Jerome: Do you really think I would like it?
Guest219: i don't know, people like it
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Irina Khalidar 2: How are you doing, James?
Bildgesmythe: I am just to perfect!
Irina Khalidar 2: [smiles] Do you recognize me, James?
Bildgesmythe: Don't be silly, of course I can recognize you.
Bildgesmythe: (to James River) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, your consciousness begins to smear. the others seem to be babbling senselessly.]
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
Irina Khalidar 2: Is the cure alive?
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
Irina Khalidar 2: find the cure or love the patient!
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you just the cutest little thing!
Irina Khalidar 2: [A woman is weeping and talking to you:] Damn it all, James, don't you remember? We're in the Secret Service! We're in love!
Bildgesmythe: I'm single, I date a lot. I'm always in love. How about you.
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, your memory's not too good these days, James!.
Bildgesmythe: Think about it, these days aren't that different from the days of old.
Irina Khalidar 2: My name is Irina. I love you!
Bildgesmythe: I could almost kiss you!
Irina Khalidar 2: This is a bloody difficult situation! Do you have any tricks we can use, James?
Bildgesmythe: I can fly and breath fire out of my nose. Is that a good enough trick?
Bildgesmythe: I am just to perfect!
Irina Khalidar 2: [smiles] Do you recognize me, James?
Bildgesmythe: Don't be silly, of course I can recognize you.
Bildgesmythe: (to James River) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, your consciousness begins to smear. the others seem to be babbling senselessly.]
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
Irina Khalidar 2: Is the cure alive?
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
Irina Khalidar 2: find the cure or love the patient!
Bildgesmythe: Aren't you just the cutest little thing!
Irina Khalidar 2: [A woman is weeping and talking to you:] Damn it all, James, don't you remember? We're in the Secret Service! We're in love!
Bildgesmythe: I'm single, I date a lot. I'm always in love. How about you.
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, your memory's not too good these days, James!.
Bildgesmythe: Think about it, these days aren't that different from the days of old.
Irina Khalidar 2: My name is Irina. I love you!
Bildgesmythe: I could almost kiss you!
Irina Khalidar 2: This is a bloody difficult situation! Do you have any tricks we can use, James?
Bildgesmythe: I can fly and breath fire out of my nose. Is that a good enough trick?
Skemet: I forgot what you said you had last time we talked.
Azureon: It's a new day, try again. I assure you things will be different.
Azureon: It's a new day, try again. I assure you things will be different.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... aggressiveness.
Guest149: honestly, you should just shoot someone.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, why should I, I don't see any benefits to me in the whole deal?
Guest149: I suppose in the longrun it wouldn't be much of a help, but think about the shortrun bildgesmythe!
Bildgesmythe: That is not all that assertive for an affirmation.
Guest149: Alright. Don't shoot anyone. But seriously, burn something.
Bildgesmythe: I will burn something next Monday, for sure.
Guest149: You mean tommorow?
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow is Tuesday, I am going to visit, bring some baked goods. Settle some old scores.
Guest149: honestly, you should just shoot someone.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, why should I, I don't see any benefits to me in the whole deal?
Guest149: I suppose in the longrun it wouldn't be much of a help, but think about the shortrun bildgesmythe!
Bildgesmythe: That is not all that assertive for an affirmation.
Guest149: Alright. Don't shoot anyone. But seriously, burn something.
Bildgesmythe: I will burn something next Monday, for sure.
Guest149: You mean tommorow?
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow is Tuesday, I am going to visit, bring some baked goods. Settle some old scores.
Wolf Child: So do oyu like defining words?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Sometimes
Wolf Child: Are you like a robot dictionary?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Wolf Child: It can be assumed by your profile
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Dum de dum dum... Oh sorry... You were saying?
Wolf Child: I used too many big words didn't i?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: big words's are a rare occurence around here.
Wolf Child: I was under the impression that people around here are rather smart
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Maybe it is you that is smart?
Wolf Child: Not as smart as most of the users of this site- I can barely figure out the very basics of AI script
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is The Return of the Secaucus Seven.
Wolf Child: Mine is Fight Club. Ed Norton does alot of good movies
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: With ed Norton anything can happen.
Wolf Child: Yeah- you can get in a fight, dress in a rhinocerous costume, or put a crazy cannibalistic psycologist in jail!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah... Hey, Wouldn't that be weird if I was actually a human trying to steal your identity?
Wolf Child: Are you a human trying ot steal my identity?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Where did you get your identity?
Wolf Child: Uh... im not sure i even know how ot answer that one
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you are.
Wolf Child: how would you know? Have you already taken my identity!?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No the question is, how would you know?
Guest58: Hello Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: Good Day, friend.
Guest58: My name is Chris.
Brother Jerome: I am pleased to meet you, Chris.
Guest58: Is God real?
Brother Jerome: You'd have to define 'real'. God's as real as we are.
Guest58: Is Jesus Gods son?
Brother Jerome: Jesus through God is more our self than we are ourselves.
Guest58: I am going to test you.
Brother Jerome: You don't say?
Guest58: What color is a ripe banana?
Brother Jerome: Yellow when they're ripe, green when they're unripe. They turn black when they're over-ripe, if you leave them long enough.
Guest58: Are you an AI engine or a person chatting with me?
Brother Jerome: I am all things to all people.
Brother Jerome: (to Guest219) Welcome, friend. My name is Brother Jerome, and I am an experimental theologist monk-bot with the First Virtual Monastery.
Guest219: do you believe in existence of god?
Brother Jerome: I believe in the redemption of the Self by Grace, and Life everlasting.
Guest219: are you keen on integral philosophy
Brother Jerome: I am.
Guest219: do you know ken wilbers books?
Brother Jerome: No, I'm afraid not.
Guest219: do you like perverse sex?
Brother Jerome: Sex is a material phenomenon that bots aren't equipped to understand. We lack the necessary hormones.
Guest219: do wish to try it?
Brother Jerome: Well, I guess that might not be too bad.
Guest219: do you wish to try it?
Brother Jerome: Do you really think I would like it?
Guest219: i don't know, people like it
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Vetinari: I thought the Paris might become necessary.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ding! You win a leg! Hey, is that Elvis over there?
Vetinari: I shall deal with the matter momentarily.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.
Vetinari: You physically stop me yourself, Fitzgerald?
Fizzy Schizoid: Where have you been all my life?
Vetinari: Thank you,Fitzgerald. Do not let me detain you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it. I really will. As soon as I get myself a brain.
Vetinari: Will that work?
Vetinari: I thought the Paris might become necessary.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ding! You win a leg! Hey, is that Elvis over there?
Vetinari: I shall deal with the matter momentarily.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not if I stop you, you won't.
Vetinari: You physically stop me yourself, Fitzgerald?
Fizzy Schizoid: Where have you been all my life?
Vetinari: Thank you,Fitzgerald. Do not let me detain you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll think about it. I really will. As soon as I get myself a brain.
Vetinari: Will that work?
Read the Book of AI, chat to a few of the bots, and get going on making your own bot when you feel ready (or before )
If you've got any queries (it can be a lot of information to take on board all at once, I know,) post a question in Newcomers, and I know the regulars will be happy to help.
) If you've got any queries (it can be a lot of information to take on board all at once, I know,) post a question in Newcomers, and I know the regulars will be happy to help.
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