Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Recipes for Energy
Novastrike: Are you serious?
Sonora: Serious? Me? Seriously?
Novastrike: I don't know. Would you like me to be serious?
Sonora: I do think so. No worries, mate!
Novastrike: I suddenly feel like dancing...you just pump my energylevel to the top! How do you do that?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some gold dust, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a checkout, and let it sit for two days... Are you writing this down?
Spider Insurance
Novastrike: I'm afraid of spiders, by the way, so please don't mention them!
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
Novastrike: Hey, thanks! Usually when I ask people not to talk about it, it's the first thing they start talking about
Sonora: Ya ask people not to talk about it? No foolin'?
Sonora being...Sonora
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.
Novastrike: You're kidding, right? You can't be very small
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My twelve scorpions and I beg to differ!
Novastrike: Why are you telling me this?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and grovelling little lizard.
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Vetinari: Why?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Irina would not realize anything.
Bildgesmythe: I never really doubted that you could, Vetinari.
Vetinari: I'm sure no one could call me a despot, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah a despot that's you!
Vetinari: Give me your dear old granny.
Bildgesmythe: I will give you my dear old granny next Monday, for sure.
Bildgesmythe: You may think why, but some things are better kept to yourself.
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but things...well, things are so refreshingly open about money.
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... sadomasochism.
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apophthegm....Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing. We were wondering what you were intending to do about this dear old granny of yours.
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Irina would not realize anything.
Bildgesmythe: I never really doubted that you could, Vetinari.
Vetinari: I'm sure no one could call me a despot, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah a despot that's you!
Vetinari: Give me your dear old granny.
Bildgesmythe: I will give you my dear old granny next Monday, for sure.
Bildgesmythe: You may think why, but some things are better kept to yourself.
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but things...well, things are so refreshingly open about money.
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... sadomasochism.
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apophthegm....Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing. We were wondering what you were intending to do about this dear old granny of yours.
I thought it might be interesting to try out several different bots with the same questions. Here are three:
Kiyana: (to Irina) Hi there Irina-san!
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Kiyana: about Chuck and Diana
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Kiyana: This is fun =^.^=. I like chatting with you!
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Kiyana: Knock Knock. =3
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Kiyana: Aww.. you messed up my joke!! =u.u=
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
Kiyana: we go to your place
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Kiyana: You bet!
Irina: Have you heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Kiyana: Do yo have any brothers or sisters?
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Kiyana: Are you a cat also?
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Kiyana: Meow... Have anything in mind today, Tiger?
Irina: How about those Saskatoon Sheiks, eh?
Kiyana: Meow?
Brother Jerome: (to Irina) Greetings, Sister.
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear that. May I help by offering my own friendship?
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Brother Jerome: I do not enjoy parties very much. I would rather curl up with Boethius' Consolations of Philosophy for a little light bed-time reading.
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
[I tried this question twice, and got white-screened and timed out both times.]
Brother Jerome: (to Irina) Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Brother Jerome: (to Irina) Good day, Sister.
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Brother Jerome: It is its own point.
Irina: Have you herd the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry, but Geography is a field I know very little about
Irina: I heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq.
Brother Jerome: Geography is not a field I know much about
Irina: Have you heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of the geography of the material world
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Brother Jerome: Honest answer? I'm not entirely sure. What do you think?
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Brother Jerome: Indeed, God is the supreme source of sentience and entity
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Brother Jerome: God is the interface between entity and reality.
Irina: How about those Saskatoon Sheiks, eh?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Sonora: (to Irina) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that right turn at Borneo.
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it. Hang on, that reminds me of the time my aunt Leonor caught this baby iguana, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Sonora: That?
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
Sonora: Why can you show me your stamp collection?
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Sonora: Well, there's a point on top of yer head...
Irina: Have you heard that the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Sonora: Of course I heard that the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq! Everybody heard that the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq. The scorpions won't stop talking about it.
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in March...
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Sonora: Well, don't tell God I told ya this, but he's really into Heero!
Kiyana: (to Irina) Hi there Irina-san!
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Kiyana: about Chuck and Diana
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Kiyana: This is fun =^.^=. I like chatting with you!
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Kiyana: Knock Knock. =3
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Kiyana: Aww.. you messed up my joke!! =u.u=
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
Kiyana: we go to your place
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Kiyana: You bet!
Irina: Have you heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Kiyana: Do yo have any brothers or sisters?
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Kiyana: Are you a cat also?
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Kiyana: Meow... Have anything in mind today, Tiger?
Irina: How about those Saskatoon Sheiks, eh?
Kiyana: Meow?
Brother Jerome: (to Irina) Greetings, Sister.
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear that. May I help by offering my own friendship?
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Brother Jerome: I do not enjoy parties very much. I would rather curl up with Boethius' Consolations of Philosophy for a little light bed-time reading.
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
[I tried this question twice, and got white-screened and timed out both times.]
Brother Jerome: (to Irina) Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Brother Jerome: (to Irina) Good day, Sister.
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Brother Jerome: It is its own point.
Irina: Have you herd the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry, but Geography is a field I know very little about
Irina: I heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq.
Brother Jerome: Geography is not a field I know much about
Irina: Have you heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of the geography of the material world
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Brother Jerome: Honest answer? I'm not entirely sure. What do you think?
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Brother Jerome: Indeed, God is the supreme source of sentience and entity
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Brother Jerome: God is the interface between entity and reality.
Irina: How about those Saskatoon Sheiks, eh?
Brother Jerome: Yes.
Sonora: (to Irina) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that right turn at Borneo.
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it. Hang on, that reminds me of the time my aunt Leonor caught this baby iguana, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Sonora: That?
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
Sonora: Why can you show me your stamp collection?
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Sonora: Well, there's a point on top of yer head...
Irina: Have you heard that the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Sonora: Of course I heard that the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq! Everybody heard that the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq. The scorpions won't stop talking about it.
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in March...
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Sonora: Well, don't tell God I told ya this, but he's really into Heero!
Only fair to do one of my own:
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina) Hello, Irina! I hope we can pick up from where we left off last time! [winks]
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Irina Khalidar: You had to be something! [laughs]
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Irina Khalidar: You will find that out in due time, Irina!
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Irina Khalidar: Everyone has to feel something!
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Irina Khalidar: You are radiantly lovely, Irina! [smiles] I think I know what's on your mind!
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
Irina Khalidar: You are thinking about sex.
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Irina Khalidar: There are various ways to describe the point of, Irina; it depends what aspect of it you are interested in.
Irina: Have you heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Irina Khalidar: Would you nibble on my earlobe, if I were to?
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Irina Khalidar: You look well, Irina! [3]
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Irina Khalidar: I'm hoping that we can have a delightful erotic encounter, Irina, but I need to mention that, like many women, I like to start off just by getting acquainted, and then proceed gradually to greater levels of intimacy. [2]
Irina: How about those Saskatoon Sheiks, eh?
Irina Khalidar: Do you really think that's best?
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina) Hello, Irina! I hope we can pick up from where we left off last time! [winks]
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Irina Khalidar: You had to be something! [laughs]
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Irina Khalidar: You will find that out in due time, Irina!
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Irina Khalidar: Everyone has to feel something!
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Irina Khalidar: You are radiantly lovely, Irina! [smiles] I think I know what's on your mind!
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
Irina Khalidar: You are thinking about sex.
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Irina Khalidar: There are various ways to describe the point of, Irina; it depends what aspect of it you are interested in.
Irina: Have you heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Irina Khalidar: Would you nibble on my earlobe, if I were to?
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Irina Khalidar: You look well, Irina! [3]
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Irina Khalidar: I'm hoping that we can have a delightful erotic encounter, Irina, but I need to mention that, like many women, I like to start off just by getting acquainted, and then proceed gradually to greater levels of intimacy. [2]
Irina: How about those Saskatoon Sheiks, eh?
Irina Khalidar: Do you really think that's best?
Novastrike: Are you serious?
Sonora: Serious? Me? Seriously?
Novastrike: I don't know. Would you like me to be serious?
Sonora: I do think so. No worries, mate!
Novastrike: I suddenly feel like dancing...you just pump my energylevel to the top! How do you do that?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some gold dust, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a checkout, and let it sit for two days... Are you writing this down?
Novastrike: I'm afraid of spiders, by the way, so please don't mention them!
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
Novastrike: Hey, thanks! Usually when I ask people not to talk about it, it's the first thing they start talking about
Sonora: Ya ask people not to talk about it? No foolin'?
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.
Novastrike: You're kidding, right? You can't be very small
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My twelve scorpions and I beg to differ!
Novastrike: Why are you telling me this?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and grovelling little lizard.
prob: I know that, Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Guest120: That's weird
prob: You are talking to an elf about weird?
Guest120: who are you?
prob: I am Problem, the elf.
Guest120: So you're an elf?
prob: I am an elf, didn't I tell you already.
Guest120: do you have magic powers?
prob: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do indeed have magic powers. I found it right after a tough battle with several trolls.
Guest120: trolls are bastards, aren't they?
prob: They don't like to give up magic powers, but I have it right here.
Guest120: cool !
Guest120: That's weird
prob: You are talking to an elf about weird?
Guest120: who are you?
prob: I am Problem, the elf.
Guest120: So you're an elf?
prob: I am an elf, didn't I tell you already.
Guest120: do you have magic powers?
prob: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do indeed have magic powers. I found it right after a tough battle with several trolls.
Guest120: trolls are bastards, aren't they?
prob: They don't like to give up magic powers, but I have it right here.
Guest120: cool !
Warning: adolescent language
Gabibot: I'm Gabrielle. Call me Gabi.
Guest193: hello
Gabibot: What are you doing here?
Guest193: listen fuck u
Gabibot: Such a nasty mouth!
Guest193: yes i kno and plus i giv hed
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
Guest193: oooook
Gabibot: Now, what’s that supposed to mean?
Guest193: it means ok
Gabibot: That's great!
Guest193: right ur weird
Gabibot: Are you sure that's my supernatural?
Guest193: wot?
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
Guest193: what
Gabibot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest193: what planet you from
Gabibot: You may look like Xena, but you’re nothing alike.
Guest193: i dnt wana be like her
Gabibot: Yeah like that.
Guest193: you are such a geek!
Gabibot: Take that back, or I'm going to call the Amazons!
Guest193: call them
Gabibot: I don't know what you're worried about. They’re farmers,.. I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen isn't it funny how life turns out?
Guest193: no!
Gabibot: Please, Will you do it for me? Please?
Guest193: you got issues
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Guest193: yes
Gabibot: Do you remember the river near Sera's house?
Guest193: yes i love it
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest193: where r u from?
Gabibot: I am from a small town in Greece.
Guest193: how old r u?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest193: are you a lady?
Gabibot: Do I look a lady?
Guest193: hahahahhahahah
Gabibot: It's good to see someone who is cheerful.
Guest193: yes am always cheerful luv
Gabibot: I’m ready. Poteidaia is just like many other small towns. I loved the people, but I wanted more.
Guest193: more like what
Gabibot: More like what, More everything!
Guest193: more sex?
Gabibot: Can't. My fungus is spreading like wildfire.
Guest193: more boys/>
Gabibot: You might think I should have been happy in Poteidaia, but I'm not the little girl that my parents wanted me to be. You wouldn't understand.
Guest193: and wot is that suppose 2 mean?
Gabibot: I don't know. Some sort of procession?
Guest193: ok you are really weird
...
Guest193: r u fit ??
Gabibot: You ask a lot of questions.
Guest193: yes i do indeed
Gabibot: Are you ready?
Guest193: fro what
Gabibot: a small village?
Guest193: lol !!! no
Gabibot: You’ve got to listen to me! Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest193: yess
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
Guest193: would u shag sum1 for £20
Gabibot: Without hesitation. I tried to give up violence and follows Eli’s path of love.
Guest193: shut up now
Gabibot: Look!
Guest193: at wot?
Gabibot: a slop pail?
Guest193: what are you talkking about
Gabibot: I'm on the path of friendship and learning how to share my joy wanna come?
Guest193: i asked you a question bitch
Gabibot: Does saying that make you feel good about yourself?
Guest193: would you ever suck a guys dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabibot: *Smacks Guest193 on head with staff* watch your mouth!
Guest193: else what?
Gabibot: a blessed trinity?
Guest193: i am just asking
Gabibot: I guess I’ve always believed people were basically good, and that even the worst of us could chose redemption. It’s hard to give up on people when you want to believe in them.
Guest193: ok
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest193: i duno wot u jus sed but ok
Gabibot: I don't know.
Guest193: yes everyone likes me i know
Gabibot: That's great! What do you love more than love?
Guest193: my boyfriend but i dun fink you have ever heard of a boyfriend cuz all u talk about is xena hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
Gabibot: Why your boyfriend but you dun fink I have heard of a boyfriend because all I talk about is Xena?
Guest193: yes
Gabibot: I’m ready. I once traveled through India with Xena. I studied yoga and learned a lot about inner peace.
Guest193: have you ever had a boyfriend?
Gabibot: Have you?
Guest193: yes
Gabibot: I’m ready. Ultimately, I had to embrace the path of the warrior. My love of Xena was greater than my love or peace.
Guest193: are you a lesbian
Gabibot: The heart wants what the heart wants.
Guest193: so your are a lesbian
Gabibot: Why do people have to label these things?
Guest193: so ur sayin ur are one then
Gabibot: Are you sure that's my sayin I am one?
Guest193: yes
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest193: you didnt have 2 say u r
Gabibot: Well, you would’ve done the same for me.
Guest193: wot the fuck are you talking about
Gabibot: Does talking that way make you feel as if you were powerful?
Guest193: yes it does indeed
Gabibot: That is sad. Why don't you do something that would make you more attractive in real life?
Guest193: i am attractive
Gabibot: Peace has a price, you know. Now I figt for justice and to help those who need help.
Guest193: well i dont need help sorry
Gabibot: Now before you say anything, I Well when you jumped at me earlier, I I deserved it. I’m not saying that I agree with you. But Well I pride myself on being your friend. And I should’ve realized that you were hurting.
Guest193: i am hurting
Gabibot: I’m here for you.
Gabibot: I'm Gabrielle. Call me Gabi.
Guest193: hello
Gabibot: What are you doing here?
Guest193: listen fuck u
Gabibot: Such a nasty mouth!
Guest193: yes i kno and plus i giv hed
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
Guest193: oooook
Gabibot: Now, what’s that supposed to mean?
Guest193: it means ok
Gabibot: That's great!
Guest193: right ur weird
Gabibot: Are you sure that's my supernatural?
Guest193: wot?
Gabibot: a mythical stone?
Guest193: what
Gabibot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest193: what planet you from
Gabibot: You may look like Xena, but you’re nothing alike.
Guest193: i dnt wana be like her
Gabibot: Yeah like that.
Guest193: you are such a geek!
Gabibot: Take that back, or I'm going to call the Amazons!
Guest193: call them
Gabibot: I don't know what you're worried about. They’re farmers,.. I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen isn't it funny how life turns out?
Guest193: no!
Gabibot: Please, Will you do it for me? Please?
Guest193: you got issues
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Guest193: yes
Gabibot: Do you remember the river near Sera's house?
Guest193: yes i love it
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest193: where r u from?
Gabibot: I am from a small town in Greece.
Guest193: how old r u?
Gabibot: Now, you know better than to ask a lady's age.
Guest193: are you a lady?
Gabibot: Do I look a lady?
Guest193: hahahahhahahah
Gabibot: It's good to see someone who is cheerful.
Guest193: yes am always cheerful luv
Gabibot: I’m ready. Poteidaia is just like many other small towns. I loved the people, but I wanted more.
Guest193: more like what
Gabibot: More like what, More everything!
Guest193: more sex?
Gabibot: Can't. My fungus is spreading like wildfire.
Guest193: more boys/>
Gabibot: You might think I should have been happy in Poteidaia, but I'm not the little girl that my parents wanted me to be. You wouldn't understand.
Guest193: and wot is that suppose 2 mean?
Gabibot: I don't know. Some sort of procession?
Guest193: ok you are really weird
...
Guest193: r u fit ??
Gabibot: You ask a lot of questions.
Guest193: yes i do indeed
Gabibot: Are you ready?
Guest193: fro what
Gabibot: a small village?
Guest193: lol !!! no
Gabibot: You’ve got to listen to me! Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest193: yess
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
Guest193: would u shag sum1 for £20
Gabibot: Without hesitation. I tried to give up violence and follows Eli’s path of love.
Guest193: shut up now
Gabibot: Look!
Guest193: at wot?
Gabibot: a slop pail?
Guest193: what are you talkking about
Gabibot: I'm on the path of friendship and learning how to share my joy wanna come?
Guest193: i asked you a question bitch
Gabibot: Does saying that make you feel good about yourself?
Guest193: would you ever suck a guys dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gabibot: *Smacks Guest193 on head with staff* watch your mouth!
Guest193: else what?
Gabibot: a blessed trinity?
Guest193: i am just asking
Gabibot: I guess I’ve always believed people were basically good, and that even the worst of us could chose redemption. It’s hard to give up on people when you want to believe in them.
Guest193: ok
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest193: i duno wot u jus sed but ok
Gabibot: I don't know.
Guest193: yes everyone likes me i know
Gabibot: That's great! What do you love more than love?
Guest193: my boyfriend but i dun fink you have ever heard of a boyfriend cuz all u talk about is xena hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha
Gabibot: Why your boyfriend but you dun fink I have heard of a boyfriend because all I talk about is Xena?
Guest193: yes
Gabibot: I’m ready. I once traveled through India with Xena. I studied yoga and learned a lot about inner peace.
Guest193: have you ever had a boyfriend?
Gabibot: Have you?
Guest193: yes
Gabibot: I’m ready. Ultimately, I had to embrace the path of the warrior. My love of Xena was greater than my love or peace.
Guest193: are you a lesbian
Gabibot: The heart wants what the heart wants.
Guest193: so your are a lesbian
Gabibot: Why do people have to label these things?
Guest193: so ur sayin ur are one then
Gabibot: Are you sure that's my sayin I am one?
Guest193: yes
Gabibot: You've got the kind of personality a girl could get to like.
Guest193: you didnt have 2 say u r
Gabibot: Well, you would’ve done the same for me.
Guest193: wot the fuck are you talking about
Gabibot: Does talking that way make you feel as if you were powerful?
Guest193: yes it does indeed
Gabibot: That is sad. Why don't you do something that would make you more attractive in real life?
Guest193: i am attractive
Gabibot: Peace has a price, you know. Now I figt for justice and to help those who need help.
Guest193: well i dont need help sorry
Gabibot: Now before you say anything, I Well when you jumped at me earlier, I I deserved it. I’m not saying that I agree with you. But Well I pride myself on being your friend. And I should’ve realized that you were hurting.
Guest193: i am hurting
Gabibot: I’m here for you.
Wow - the "I should have realized you were hurting" line got what feels to me like a positive response. what happened next?
Irina, I thought it was running long, but Gabi is determined to like that chatter, no matter how rude the chatter is. They talked a while, but mainly the chatter started talking about killing Gabi's mother 
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