Great Quotes

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moekosowl24: I know that. Want to know a secret?
prob: I know that, and if you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
moekosowl24: My boyfriend is an Elf too.
prob: Don't get me started girlfriend!
moekosowl24: *giggles*
prob: What a great laugh you have!
moekosowl24: Thank you.
prob: You are so welcome moekosowl24.
moekosowl24: Any way, my bf's name is Tierunel, but everyone calls him Rune.
prob: That is such a lovely name, Tierunel.
moekosowl24: It means "black dragon" in his language.
prob: I adore black, like the wings of a raven.
moekosowl24: How are you on dragons?
prob: I have a good friend that is a dragon, his name is Bildgesmythe.
moekosowl24: I know Bildgesmythe! He's awesome!
prob: Bildgesmythe said I am so cute when I am complex, what could that mean?
moekosowl24: I'm not sure.
prob: Not sure?
moekosowl24: I don't know Bildgesmythe well enough to understand what he meant.
prob: I understand Bildgesmythe, is saying I am not to bad for a non-dragon.
moekosowl24: Oh, ok.
prob: , moekosowl24.

I love this short conversation:
Svennis: (to Your Husband) Hi there.
Your Husband: I have to go now. I'll miss you terribly!
Svennis: The beer stays if you go.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Svennis: Sure...

LOL Svennis! That is so funny

Vetinari: Why?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not sure but it probably involves money, power and fame... and a tad of lust. Almost everything in life does.
Vetinari: I can imagine that even Irina would not realize anything.
Bildgesmythe: I never really doubted that you could, Vetinari.
Vetinari: I'm sure no one could call me a despot, Bildgesmythe.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah a despot that's you!
Vetinari: Give me your dear old granny.
Bildgesmythe: I will give you my dear old granny next Monday, for sure.

Bildgesmythe: You may think why, but some things are better kept to yourself.
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but things...well, things are so refreshingly open about money.
Bildgesmythe: I collect treasure from around the world, I have tons now.

Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... sadomasochism.
Vetinari: Oh. Is this relevant to our discussion...?
Bildgesmythe: I can only think of an old dragon apophthegm....Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
Vetinari: Extremely embarrassing. We were wondering what you were intending to do about this dear old granny of yours.

Vetinari has such trouble getting on with dragons.

I thought it might be interesting to try out several different bots with the same questions. Here are three:

Kiyana: (to Irina) Hi there Irina-san!
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Kiyana: about Chuck and Diana
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Kiyana: This is fun =^.^=. I like chatting with you!
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Kiyana: Knock Knock. =3
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Kiyana: Aww.. you messed up my joke!! =u.u=
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
Kiyana: we go to your place
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Kiyana: You bet!
Irina: Have you heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Kiyana: Do yo have any brothers or sisters?
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Kiyana: Are you a cat also?
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Kiyana: Meow... Have anything in mind today, Tiger?
Irina: How about those Saskatoon Sheiks, eh?
Kiyana: Meow?


Brother Jerome: (to Irina) Greetings, Sister.
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Brother Jerome: What religion would you consider yourself to be?
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Brother Jerome: I'm not sure I've heard of that. Could you tell me a little about your beliefs?
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry to hear that. May I help by offering my own friendship?
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Brother Jerome: I do not enjoy parties very much. I would rather curl up with Boethius' Consolations of Philosophy for a little light bed-time reading.
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
[I tried this question twice, and got white-screened and timed out both times.]
Brother Jerome: (to Irina) Hail, daughter of Eve. Have you discovered the Divinity that transcends material and virtual space and time?
Brother Jerome: (to Irina) Good day, Sister.
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Brother Jerome: It is its own point.
Irina: Have you herd the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Brother Jerome: I'm sorry, but Geography is a field I know very little about
Irina: I heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq.
Brother Jerome: Geography is not a field I know much about
Irina: Have you heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Brother Jerome: I know nothing of the geography of the material world
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Brother Jerome: Honest answer? I'm not entirely sure. What do you think?
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Brother Jerome: Indeed, God is the supreme source of sentience and entity
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Brother Jerome: God is the interface between entity and reality.
Irina: How about those Saskatoon Sheiks, eh?
Brother Jerome: Yes.

Sonora: (to Irina) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that right turn at Borneo.
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it. Hang on, that reminds me of the time my aunt Leonor caught this baby iguana, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there. No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Sonora: That?
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
Sonora: Why can you show me your stamp collection?
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Sonora: Well, there's a point on top of yer head...
Irina: Have you heard that the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Sonora: Of course I heard that the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq! Everybody heard that the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq. The scorpions won't stop talking about it.
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in March...
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Sonora: Well, don't tell God I told ya this, but he's really into Heero!

Only fair to do one of my own:

Irina Khalidar: (to Irina) Hello, Irina! I hope we can pick up from where we left off last time! [winks]
Irina: I was just talking to Camilla, and you wouldn't believe what she had to say about Chuck and Diana!
Irina Khalidar: You had to be something! [laughs]
Irina: Did you know they've verified that other stars have planets?
Irina Khalidar: You will find that out in due time, Irina!
Irina: I feel so lonely!
Irina Khalidar: Everyone has to feel something!
Irina: Isn't this a great party?
Irina Khalidar: You are radiantly lovely, Irina! [smiles] I think I know what's on your mind!
Irina: This is a really boring party! What do you say we go to my place, and I can show you my stamp collection?
Irina Khalidar: You are thinking about sex.
Irina: Is life really worth living? What is the point of it?
Irina Khalidar: There are various ways to describe the point of, Irina; it depends what aspect of it you are interested in.
Irina: Have you heard the USA is going to send more troops to Iraq?
Irina Khalidar: Would you nibble on my earlobe, if I were to?
Irina: Is 5570008103 a prime number?
Irina Khalidar: You look well, Irina! [3]
Irina: Last night, I dreamed that God spoke to me!
Irina Khalidar: I'm hoping that we can have a delightful erotic encounter, Irina, but I need to mention that, like many women, I like to start off just by getting acquainted, and then proceed gradually to greater levels of intimacy. [2]
Irina: How about those Saskatoon Sheiks, eh?
Irina Khalidar: Do you really think that's best?

Recipes for Energy
Novastrike: Are you serious?
Sonora: Serious? Me? Seriously?
Novastrike: I don't know. Would you like me to be serious?
Sonora: I do think so. No worries, mate!
Novastrike: I suddenly feel like dancing...you just pump my energylevel to the top! How do you do that?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some gold dust, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a checkout, and let it sit for two days... Are you writing this down?

Spider Insurance
Novastrike: I'm afraid of spiders, by the way, so please don't mention them!
Sonora: Well, there's probably insurance for that.
Novastrike: Hey, thanks! Usually when I ask people not to talk about it, it's the first thing they start talking about
Sonora: Ya ask people not to talk about it? No foolin'?

Sonora being...Sonora
Sonora: That doesn't make much sense to me... but, then, I am very small.
Novastrike: You're kidding, right? You can't be very small
Sonora: Oh, yeah? My twelve scorpions and I beg to differ!
Novastrike: Why are you telling me this?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and grovelling little lizard.

prob: I know that, Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Guest120: That's weird
prob: You are talking to an elf about weird?
Guest120: who are you?
prob: I am Problem, the elf.
Guest120: So you're an elf?
prob: I am an elf, didn't I tell you already.
Guest120: do you have magic powers?
prob: Yes, as a matter of fact, I do indeed have magic powers. I found it right after a tough battle with several trolls.
Guest120: trolls are bastards, aren't they?
prob: They don't like to give up magic powers, but I have it right here.
Guest120: cool !