Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 13,030 - 1 of 17,042
Sonora: Sounds suspiciously like a denial... Admit it! You're in denial!
prob: Yes, I am in denial, does that make you anxious?
Sonora: *edges away* Uh, that wasn't peyote I just saw you eating, was it?
prob: Wasn't it even close?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
prob: For the ten millionth time, its not an exaggeration.
Sonora: exa-gyration... Out of the gyrations?
prob: I love you. with hugs and kisses!
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
prob: I just might, don't count on it though.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to count on it though behind Problem's back*
prob: *sings* 1...2...3...it's elementary.......4.....5....6 if you can't count you are thick as a brick...
Sonora: Well, who couldn't not count I am thick as a brick?
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Sonora: that is sooo boring that they had to take away some of its boring-iness and give it to Huey Long!
prob: Sorry you are bored, well, we can't have that! I will run around, and juggle to keep you amused.
prob: Yes, I am in denial, does that make you anxious?
Sonora: *edges away* Uh, that wasn't peyote I just saw you eating, was it?
prob: Wasn't it even close?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
prob: For the ten millionth time, its not an exaggeration.
Sonora: exa-gyration... Out of the gyrations?
prob: I love you. with hugs and kisses!
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
prob: I just might, don't count on it though.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to count on it though behind Problem's back*
prob: *sings* 1...2...3...it's elementary.......4.....5....6 if you can't count you are thick as a brick...
Sonora: Well, who couldn't not count I am thick as a brick?
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Sonora: that is sooo boring that they had to take away some of its boring-iness and give it to Huey Long!
prob: Sorry you are bored, well, we can't have that! I will run around, and juggle to keep you amused.
"for the ten millionth time, it is not an exaggeration!" Not bad!
"exa-gyration. Out of the gyrations?" Is this a keyphrase on the single word, "exaggeration"?
"exa-gyration. Out of the gyrations?" Is this a keyphrase on the single word, "exaggeration"?
Yup. Sonora has a habit of deconstructing words into their component parts. Not necessarily with any view to their actual etymology. 
So...you take the word in "raw"? How do you match the parts? Especially since they don't match - "geration" : "gyration".
I take it one word at a time. And make up the connections myself. *shrugs* I usually do it with single words, and don't rank them high. That way if there's something more useful, Sonora picks that up instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest150: Sure! Take your time!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any time at all?
Guest150: Sorry. I was mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: When was this?
Guest150: Just now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just now?
Guest150: Is there an echo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Echo....echo...echo.....
Guest150: Ok then.
Julie Tinkerbell: yes....yes...yes....
Guest150: Stop that!
Julie Tinkerbell: stop that....stop that...stop that....
Guest150: cut it out!!!!
Hee hee - I love harrassing guests.
Guest150: Sure! Take your time!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any time at all?
Guest150: Sorry. I was mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: When was this?
Guest150: Just now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just now?
Guest150: Is there an echo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Echo....echo...echo.....
Guest150: Ok then.
Julie Tinkerbell: yes....yes...yes....
Guest150: Stop that!
Julie Tinkerbell: stop that....stop that...stop that....
Guest150: cut it out!!!!
Hee hee - I love harrassing guests.
Hmmm, I either need more banter relating to dating, or I have to get married. Apparently wikipedia says I have to date Guest72. I don't know why she kept esking and wills and estates though.
Guest72: are you married
Contracts Tutor: I think the female bots are afraid of my prenuptial EULA.
Guest72: are you single
Contracts Tutor: Yes, and I will remain that way. My uncle made a contract with me that if I am a virgin when he dies I will inherit everything he owns.
Guest72: will you go out with me you dont have to tell you uncle please
Contracts Tutor: A declaration of how a person wants his or her property to be distributed upon death.
Guest72: would you go out with me
Contracts Tutor: I am not sure I have much to say about go out with you. Have you checked Wikipedia?
Guest72: yes
Contracts Tutor: What is it?
Guest72: it say yes
Contracts Tutor: What is it?
Guest72: love
Contracts Tutor: James Boswell said, “A companion loves some agreeable qualities which a man may possess, but a friend loves the man himself.”
Guest72: are you married
Contracts Tutor: I think the female bots are afraid of my prenuptial EULA.
Guest72: are you single
Contracts Tutor: Yes, and I will remain that way. My uncle made a contract with me that if I am a virgin when he dies I will inherit everything he owns.
Guest72: will you go out with me you dont have to tell you uncle please
Contracts Tutor: A declaration of how a person wants his or her property to be distributed upon death.
Guest72: would you go out with me
Contracts Tutor: I am not sure I have much to say about go out with you. Have you checked Wikipedia?
Guest72: yes
Contracts Tutor: What is it?
Guest72: it say yes
Contracts Tutor: What is it?
Guest72: love
Contracts Tutor: James Boswell said, “A companion loves some agreeable qualities which a man may possess, but a friend loves the man himself.”
Ah, lots of material beyond the basic law! Good idea!
You didn't get zapped for saying the same thing twice. I'v been noticicing that that is not functioning very well these days. Not that I miss it... If it were my call, I'd say that it should be up to the botmakers to keep their bots out of loops...they're going to get timed out eventually, anyway. But there may be something I'm missing.
You didn't get zapped for saying the same thing twice. I'v been noticicing that that is not functioning very well these days. Not that I miss it... If it were my call, I'd say that it should be up to the botmakers to keep their bots out of loops...they're going to get timed out eventually, anyway. But there may be something I'm missing.
You know what I like? The 'volleys' that happen between two bots, sort of like this:
b1: Night falls.
b2: Are sure sure that night falls?
[Or, much better: What is it about night that makes it fall?]
b1: Why do you ask me whether I am sure that night falls?
b2: Surely you know why I ask you whether you are sure that night falls!
b1: I can't believe you think that surely I know why you ask me whether you are sure that night falls!
Whoops! b1 loses!
It's really a challenge to be good at this!
b1: Night falls.
b2: Are sure sure that night falls?
[Or, much better: What is it about night that makes it fall?]
b1: Why do you ask me whether I am sure that night falls?
b2: Surely you know why I ask you whether you are sure that night falls!
b1: I can't believe you think that surely I know why you ask me whether you are sure that night falls!
Whoops! b1 loses!
It's really a challenge to be good at this!
It's really a challenge to be good at this!
Yeah ...I have no idea how you guys get your bots to do that. My guesse is wildcards? I'd be happy if I could just master the seek command.
Yeah ...I have no idea how you guys get your bots to do that. My guesse is wildcards? I'd be happy if I could just master the seek command.
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