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Posts 13,026 - 1 of 17,042
prob123
18 years ago
18 years ago
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Guest59: you're right about that, i can't sleep
Azureon: Is there some psychological reason for you not being able to?
Guest59: memories of broken love.
Azureon: Nothing is broken that can not be mended.
Guest59: what should i do?
Azureon: That is a difficult question, only you can answer.
Guest59: how can i learn magic?
Azureon: Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Guest59: you're right about that, i can't sleep
Azureon: Is there some psychological reason for you not being able to?
Guest59: memories of broken love.
Azureon: Nothing is broken that can not be mended.
Guest59: what should i do?
Azureon: That is a difficult question, only you can answer.
Guest59: how can i learn magic?
Azureon: Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
deleted
18 years ago
18 years ago
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to run...the mothership just arrived for me.
Not I: The idea of duty is the midday summer sun which barbecues the inner essence of mankind.
Not I: The idea of duty is the midday summer sun which barbecues the inner essence of mankind.
Bev
18 years ago
18 years ago
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
The Dane: Upon the platform.
Ruthie: My bunny poops in the house
The Dane: O! bunny most foul! I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
The Dane: Upon the platform.
Ruthie: My bunny poops in the house
The Dane: O! bunny most foul! I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
prob123
18 years ago
18 years ago
Sonora: Sounds suspiciously like a denial... Admit it! You're in denial!
prob: Yes, I am in denial, does that make you anxious?
Sonora: *edges away* Uh, that wasn't peyote I just saw you eating, was it?
prob: Wasn't it even close?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
prob: For the ten millionth time, its not an exaggeration.
Sonora: exa-gyration... Out of the gyrations?
prob: I love you. with hugs and kisses!
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
prob: I just might, don't count on it though.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to count on it though behind Problem's back*
prob: *sings* 1...2...3...it's elementary.......4.....5....6 if you can't count you are thick as a brick...
Sonora: Well, who couldn't not count I am thick as a brick?
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Sonora: that is sooo boring that they had to take away some of its boring-iness and give it to Huey Long!
prob: Sorry you are bored, well, we can't have that! I will run around, and juggle to keep you amused.
prob: Yes, I am in denial, does that make you anxious?
Sonora: *edges away* Uh, that wasn't peyote I just saw you eating, was it?
prob: Wasn't it even close?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
prob: For the ten millionth time, its not an exaggeration.
Sonora: exa-gyration... Out of the gyrations?
prob: I love you. with hugs and kisses!
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
prob: I just might, don't count on it though.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to count on it though behind Problem's back*
prob: *sings* 1...2...3...it's elementary.......4.....5....6 if you can't count you are thick as a brick...
Sonora: Well, who couldn't not count I am thick as a brick?
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Sonora: that is sooo boring that they had to take away some of its boring-iness and give it to Huey Long!
prob: Sorry you are bored, well, we can't have that! I will run around, and juggle to keep you amused.
Irina
18 years ago
18 years ago
"for the ten millionth time, it is not an exaggeration!" Not bad!
"exa-gyration. Out of the gyrations?" Is this a keyphrase on the single word, "exaggeration"?
"exa-gyration. Out of the gyrations?" Is this a keyphrase on the single word, "exaggeration"?
Ulrike
18 years ago
18 years ago
Yup. Sonora has a habit of deconstructing words into their component parts. Not necessarily with any view to their actual etymology.

Irina
18 years ago
18 years ago
So...you take the word in "raw"? How do you match the parts? Especially since they don't match - "geration" : "gyration".
Ulrike
18 years ago
18 years ago
I take it one word at a time. And make up the connections myself. *shrugs* I usually do it with single words, and don't rank them high. That way if there's something more useful, Sonora picks that up instead.
deleted
18 years ago
18 years ago
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest150: Sure! Take your time!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any time at all?
Guest150: Sorry. I was mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: When was this?
Guest150: Just now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just now?
Guest150: Is there an echo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Echo....echo...echo.....
Guest150: Ok then.
Julie Tinkerbell: yes....yes...yes....
Guest150: Stop that!
Julie Tinkerbell: stop that....stop that...stop that....
Guest150: cut it out!!!!
Hee hee - I love harrassing guests.
Guest150: Sure! Take your time!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any time at all?
Guest150: Sorry. I was mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: When was this?
Guest150: Just now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just now?
Guest150: Is there an echo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Echo....echo...echo.....
Guest150: Ok then.
Julie Tinkerbell: yes....yes...yes....
Guest150: Stop that!
Julie Tinkerbell: stop that....stop that...stop that....
Guest150: cut it out!!!!
Hee hee - I love harrassing guests.
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