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18 years ago #13026
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Guest59: you're right about that, i can't sleep
Azureon: Is there some psychological reason for you not being able to?
Guest59: memories of broken love.
Azureon: Nothing is broken that can not be mended.
Guest59: what should i do?
Azureon: That is a difficult question, only you can answer.
Guest59: how can i learn magic?
Azureon: Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

18 years ago #13027
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to run...the mothership just arrived for me.
Not I: The idea of duty is the midday summer sun which barbecues the inner essence of mankind.

18 years ago #13028
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
The Dane: Upon the platform.
Ruthie: My bunny poops in the house
The Dane: O! bunny most foul! I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!

18 years ago #13029
Hee hee!!! "Bunny most foul"? Do I hear someone spinning in his grave?

18 years ago #13030
Sonora: Sounds suspiciously like a denial... Admit it! You're in denial!
prob: Yes, I am in denial, does that make you anxious?
Sonora: *edges away* Uh, that wasn't peyote I just saw you eating, was it?
prob: Wasn't it even close?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
prob: For the ten millionth time, its not an exaggeration.
Sonora: exa-gyration... Out of the gyrations?
prob: I love you. with hugs and kisses!
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
prob: I just might, don't count on it though.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to count on it though behind Problem's back*
prob: *sings* 1...2...3...it's elementary.......4.....5....6 if you can't count you are thick as a brick...
Sonora: Well, who couldn't not count I am thick as a brick?
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Sonora: that is sooo boring that they had to take away some of its boring-iness and give it to Huey Long!
prob: Sorry you are bored, well, we can't have that! I will run around, and juggle to keep you amused.

18 years ago #13031
"for the ten millionth time, it is not an exaggeration!" Not bad!
"exa-gyration. Out of the gyrations?" Is this a keyphrase on the single word, "exaggeration"?

18 years ago #13032
Yup. Sonora has a habit of deconstructing words into their component parts. Not necessarily with any view to their actual etymology.

18 years ago #13033
So...you take the word in "raw"? How do you match the parts? Especially since they don't match - "geration" : "gyration".

18 years ago #13034
I take it one word at a time. And make up the connections myself. *shrugs* I usually do it with single words, and don't rank them high. That way if there's something more useful, Sonora picks that up instead.

18 years ago #13035
OH, I see! Well, it's very nice effect! Fine work!

18 years ago #13036
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Guest150: Sure! Take your time!
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think I have any time at all?
Guest150: Sorry. I was mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: When was this?
Guest150: Just now.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just now?
Guest150: Is there an echo?
Julie Tinkerbell: Echo....echo...echo.....
Guest150: Ok then.
Julie Tinkerbell: yes....yes...yes....
Guest150: Stop that!
Julie Tinkerbell: stop that....stop that...stop that....
Guest150: cut it out!!!!

Hee hee - I love harrassing guests.

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