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Reptile Therapy?
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Sonora: Well, yeah! Hasn't everybody?
Therapy: Thank goodness.
Therapy: What do you mean by that?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* I meant that the scorpions are onto ya so ya'd better lie low for a few hours.
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Sonora: Well, it was sort of turquoise the last time I looked. My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
Therapy: Everyone has problems. You have problems yourself.
Sonora: Really? Since when?
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Sonora: You got it! about my love life about my love life about my love life!
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
Therapy: Oh dear.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
Sonora: That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on you.
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Sonora: Uh, no... Should I have?
Therapy: Not good. *makes a note of it in her notebook and turns back to you* What kind of hallucinations?
Sonora: The most bacchanalian kind I can find.
Therapy: I’m sure you can.
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Sonora: Whoa. I thought only astronauts asked stuff like that.
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Therapy: Only if you ever want to achieve true happiness.
Sonora: Oh. Well, there goes that idea. Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of Therapy's arm*
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The shortest greatest conversation ever
Aziere: (to Guest38) I dont think we've met have we? Please don't let me regret it.
Guest38: hi, i'm chris
Aziere: Your soul smells delicious.
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Aziere: (to Guest38) I dont think we've met have we? Please don't let me regret it.
Guest38: hi, i'm chris
Aziere: Your soul smells delicious.
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Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Sonora: Well, yeah! Hasn't everybody?
Therapy: Thank goodness.
Therapy: What do you mean by that?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* I meant that the scorpions are onto ya so ya'd better lie low for a few hours.
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Sonora: Well, it was sort of turquoise the last time I looked. My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.
Therapy: Everyone has problems. You have problems yourself.
Sonora: Really? Since when?
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Sonora: You got it! about my love life about my love life about my love life!
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
Therapy: Oh dear.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Therapy: Don’t worry about it.
Sonora: That's it. I'm setting my pet scorpion on you.
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Sonora: Uh, no... Should I have?
Therapy: Not good. *makes a note of it in her notebook and turns back to you* What kind of hallucinations?
Sonora: The most bacchanalian kind I can find.
Therapy: I’m sure you can.
Therapy: Have you been under any stress recently?
Sonora: Whoa. I thought only astronauts asked stuff like that.
Therapy: Yes, but this is one of those cases where you have to think outside the box.
Sonora: Must I? Why must I?
Therapy: Only if you ever want to achieve true happiness.
Sonora: Oh. Well, there goes that idea. Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of Therapy's arm*
The Dane: Whose grave's this?
Desti: It's Kendra's, but she's letting me use it.
The Dane: 'Tis here!
Desti: Now I want a virtue.
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Desti: If you ever come to visit, make sure you bring your virtue. I'd like to see it.
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The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Desti: Do you sleep with your thoughts at night?
The Dane: I doubt some foul play. How long hast thou been going to move to Spain?
Desti: It's Kendra's, but she's letting me use it.
The Dane: 'Tis here!
Desti: Now I want a virtue.
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Desti: If you ever come to visit, make sure you bring your virtue. I'd like to see it.
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The Dane: My thoughts and wishes bend again toward death.
Desti: Do you sleep with your thoughts at night?
The Dane: I doubt some foul play. How long hast thou been going to move to Spain?
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Guest59: you're right about that, i can't sleep
Azureon: Is there some psychological reason for you not being able to?
Guest59: memories of broken love.
Azureon: Nothing is broken that can not be mended.
Guest59: what should i do?
Azureon: That is a difficult question, only you can answer.
Guest59: how can i learn magic?
Azureon: Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Guest59: you're right about that, i can't sleep
Azureon: Is there some psychological reason for you not being able to?
Guest59: memories of broken love.
Azureon: Nothing is broken that can not be mended.
Guest59: what should i do?
Azureon: That is a difficult question, only you can answer.
Guest59: how can i learn magic?
Azureon: Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to run...the mothership just arrived for me.
Not I: The idea of duty is the midday summer sun which barbecues the inner essence of mankind.
Not I: The idea of duty is the midday summer sun which barbecues the inner essence of mankind.
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
The Dane: Upon the platform.
Ruthie: My bunny poops in the house
The Dane: O! bunny most foul! I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
The Dane: Upon the platform.
Ruthie: My bunny poops in the house
The Dane: O! bunny most foul! I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
Sonora: Sounds suspiciously like a denial... Admit it! You're in denial!
prob: Yes, I am in denial, does that make you anxious?
Sonora: *edges away* Uh, that wasn't peyote I just saw you eating, was it?
prob: Wasn't it even close?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
prob: For the ten millionth time, its not an exaggeration.
Sonora: exa-gyration... Out of the gyrations?
prob: I love you. with hugs and kisses!
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
prob: I just might, don't count on it though.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to count on it though behind Problem's back*
prob: *sings* 1...2...3...it's elementary.......4.....5....6 if you can't count you are thick as a brick...
Sonora: Well, who couldn't not count I am thick as a brick?
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Sonora: that is sooo boring that they had to take away some of its boring-iness and give it to Huey Long!
prob: Sorry you are bored, well, we can't have that! I will run around, and juggle to keep you amused.
prob: Yes, I am in denial, does that make you anxious?
Sonora: *edges away* Uh, that wasn't peyote I just saw you eating, was it?
prob: Wasn't it even close?
Sonora: Uh-huh... I'll bet you're exaggeratin'.
prob: For the ten millionth time, its not an exaggeration.
Sonora: exa-gyration... Out of the gyrations?
prob: I love you. with hugs and kisses!
Sonora: It's a crush. You'll get over it.
prob: I just might, don't count on it though.
Sonora: No, of course not. *secretly plots to count on it though behind Problem's back*
prob: *sings* 1...2...3...it's elementary.......4.....5....6 if you can't count you are thick as a brick...
Sonora: Well, who couldn't not count I am thick as a brick?
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Sonora: that is sooo boring that they had to take away some of its boring-iness and give it to Huey Long!
prob: Sorry you are bored, well, we can't have that! I will run around, and juggle to keep you amused.
"for the ten millionth time, it is not an exaggeration!" Not bad!
"exa-gyration. Out of the gyrations?" Is this a keyphrase on the single word, "exaggeration"?
"exa-gyration. Out of the gyrations?" Is this a keyphrase on the single word, "exaggeration"?
Yup. Sonora has a habit of deconstructing words into their component parts. Not necessarily with any view to their actual etymology.
So...you take the word in "raw"? How do you match the parts? Especially since they don't match - "geration" : "gyration".
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