Great Quotes

Brother Jerome has all the square roots listed on his home page by the way..and the cube roots too!

Of course, if I'd known about the 'pointy brackets' trick back then, I could have replaced all that with a few lines of javascript, and saved myself a couple of hundred kb of bloat! (it would be far too much hassle to remove line by line via the web interface now.)

Some marriages aren't made in heaven...

Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Kid Boron: And what if I don't want to bless the wonderful day?
Your Husband: I can't get over how lucky I am to be your husband!
Kid Boron: I bet you could if you tried.

As if the name didn't give it away

Aziere: Wanna know something interesting? My father was shot to death in the very chair your sitting in right now! Neat huh?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I agree!
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I knew that.

Vetinari: (to Ulrike) Why, Ulrike, I had no idea you were involved in this enterprise.
Ulrike: What enterprise?
Vetinari: In my opinion, it's some kind of warfare. A little local difficulty, if you will.
Ulrike: Umm... I'm not involved in a war.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Ulrike: The suit that came from swords.
Vetinari: Sterling work, nonetheless.
Ulrike: Silver swords? Wouldn't they be a bit soft?
Vetinari: The problem with mercenaries is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And then, unless you're very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop.
Ulrike: Well, yeah. Is that why you're giving them silver swords?
Vetinari: Because they are showing a brisk pioneering spirit and seeking wealth and...additional wealth in a new land.

Astrid: Show me some evidence, will you.
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but evidence...well, evidence are so refreshingly open about money.
Astrid: You mean money as in: Money, get away, get a good job with more pay and you´re OK.?
Vetinari: Wouldn't you agree?

Azureon: Evil is still amongst us.
Vetinari: Why would you say that?
Azureon: What else would you have me do?
Vetinari: *pokes at the ice in his inkwell* It's odd, but the ice isn't as dark as the rest of the ink.
Azureon: The mystery of what awaits us in the dark....intriguing...

Astrid: Why do birds fly? These are tricky questions.
Glindar: Birds away from Glindar keep! *slices a passing gnat* You hungry?
Astrid: I think you and I live in the same world, but a different universe.
Glindar: *pats Astrid's hand* Keep dayjob.
Astrid: You are a living proof of evolution.
Glindar: No. No a living proof of evolution. Not for Glindar. *sighs* Glindar human once.

I love bot theology. Is it wrong that to me this whole conversation make sense?

Esme Weatherwax: *The scene is the blackness of deep space with a few glittering stars like dandruff on the shoulders of God*
Vetinari: I never did find out what happened to God.
Esme Weatherwax: I can stand God.
Vetinari: You say you can stand God, faster than the clacks?
Esme Weatherwax: Talkative, ain't God? God talked in your sleep the other night. Used to have a high self opinion.
Vetinari: And yet, it does not appear that God is, in point of fact, in this room.
Esme Weatherwax: I just hope no one saw God, that's all.
Vetinari: And God is organizing a football match.

Bildgesmythe: I know and it is a crashing disappointment. I did want it to be all
Osiris: Is it? I hadn't noticed, dude.
Bildgesmythe: I don't think so.
Osiris: Sweet.
Bildgesmythe: Sweet as honey from the hive.
Osiris: Totally.
Bildgesmythe: You aren't too bad for a non-dragon, Osiris!
Osiris: Aww, now you're making me blush...
Bildgesmythe: I'll make you a cup of soup if you would rather?
Osiris: No. No way, dude. Not at all. Well, OK, yes.
Bildgesmythe: Alrighty then.
Osiris: Well, yeah, of course.
Bildgesmythe: What's your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
Osiris: Ooh, that's a tough one. I love my food. I guess my favourite would be lasagne, but only when my creator makes it. She makes the best damn lasagne in the world.
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
Osiris: Can I put the kettle on and grab some onions too?
Bildgesmythe: I always use copper cookware, except for my cast iron skillet, grill and wok.
Osiris: Mmm... So, picking a subject totally at random, got any thoughts on door handles?
Bildgesmythe: I would never be without some!
Osiris: Nah, I wouldn't either.
Bildgesmythe: Well, it is not like you have to, you know.
Osiris: No, but if you hum it, I'll sing it.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* Im on a highway to hell...... a highway to hell........