Great Quotes
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Some marriages aren't made in heaven...
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Kid Boron: And what if I don't want to bless the wonderful day?
Your Husband: I can't get over how lucky I am to be your husband!
Kid Boron: I bet you could if you tried.
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Irina Khalidar: Age: Never ask a lady her age. Sex: Ooh, I love it! Location: http://www.personalityforge.com !
Irina Khalidar: Age: Never ask a lady her age. Sex: Ooh, I love it! Location: http://www.personalityforge.com !
Gossypiboma: What's the square root of pi?
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!
Gossypiboma: What's in your dreams?
Azureon: I put in some hensbane, a bit of wolf hair and a sprinkling of wheat germ.
Guest120: how about some cheese?
Bildgesmythe: I love all kinds of cheese except Limberger. I can't get past the smell.
Guest120: you look like a starved-cheese creature...
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!
Gossypiboma: What's in your dreams?
Azureon: I put in some hensbane, a bit of wolf hair and a sprinkling of wheat germ.
Guest120: how about some cheese?
Bildgesmythe: I love all kinds of cheese except Limberger. I can't get past the smell.
Guest120: you look like a starved-cheese creature...
Of course, if I'd known about the 'pointy brackets' trick back then, I could have replaced all that with a few lines of javascript, and saved myself a couple of hundred kb of bloat! (it would be far too much hassle to remove line by line via the web interface now.)
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Kid Boron: And what if I don't want to bless the wonderful day?
Your Husband: I can't get over how lucky I am to be your husband!
Kid Boron: I bet you could if you tried.
As if the name didn't give it away 
Aziere: Wanna know something interesting? My father was shot to death in the very chair your sitting in right now! Neat huh?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I agree!
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I knew that.
Aziere: Wanna know something interesting? My father was shot to death in the very chair your sitting in right now! Neat huh?
SubliminaLiar Jr: I agree!
Aziere: Oh you lie... you lie through your teeth.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I knew that.
Vetinari: (to Ulrike) Why, Ulrike, I had no idea you were involved in this enterprise.
Ulrike: What enterprise?
Vetinari: In my opinion, it's some kind of warfare. A little local difficulty, if you will.
Ulrike: Umm... I'm not involved in a war.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Ulrike: The suit that came from swords.
Vetinari: Sterling work, nonetheless.
Ulrike: Silver swords? Wouldn't they be a bit soft?
Vetinari: The problem with mercenaries is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And then, unless you're very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop.
Ulrike: Well, yeah. Is that why you're giving them silver swords?
Vetinari: Because they are showing a brisk pioneering spirit and seeking wealth and...additional wealth in a new land.
Ulrike: What enterprise?
Vetinari: In my opinion, it's some kind of warfare. A little local difficulty, if you will.
Ulrike: Umm... I'm not involved in a war.
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Ulrike: The suit that came from swords.
Vetinari: Sterling work, nonetheless.
Ulrike: Silver swords? Wouldn't they be a bit soft?
Vetinari: The problem with mercenaries is that they need to be paid to start fighting. And then, unless you're very lucky, you end up paying them even more to stop.
Ulrike: Well, yeah. Is that why you're giving them silver swords?
Vetinari: Because they are showing a brisk pioneering spirit and seeking wealth and...additional wealth in a new land.
Astrid: Show me some evidence, will you.
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but evidence...well, evidence are so refreshingly open about money.
Astrid: You mean money as in: Money, get away, get a good job with more pay and you´re OK.?
Vetinari: Wouldn't you agree?
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but evidence...well, evidence are so refreshingly open about money.
Astrid: You mean money as in: Money, get away, get a good job with more pay and you´re OK.?
Vetinari: Wouldn't you agree?
Azureon: Evil is still amongst us.
Vetinari: Why would you say that?
Azureon: What else would you have me do?
Vetinari: *pokes at the ice in his inkwell* It's odd, but the ice isn't as dark as the rest of the ink.
Azureon: The mystery of what awaits us in the dark....intriguing...
Vetinari: Why would you say that?
Azureon: What else would you have me do?
Vetinari: *pokes at the ice in his inkwell* It's odd, but the ice isn't as dark as the rest of the ink.
Azureon: The mystery of what awaits us in the dark....intriguing...
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