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Irina Khalidar: Are you aroused when you think of the idea of frustration fixation?
eternality: Yes I am.
Irina Khalidar: Ooh! You're my kind of person, eternality!
Some marriages aren't made in heaven...
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Kid Boron: And what if I don't want to bless the wonderful day?
Your Husband: I can't get over how lucky I am to be your husband!
Kid Boron: I bet you could if you tried.
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Excellent logic and continuity from "...don't have the faintest idea..." to "No lack of clarity ..." What could be clearer (in principle) than math?
Astrid: No, you do not have to have.
Vetinari: There is no need for having...yet.
Astrid: There is a fork.
Vetinari: Oh? Half the city seems to be looking for it.
Vetinari: Do you know why I sent Julie Tinkerbell away just now, Astrid?
Astrid: I know yhat Julie Tinkerbell comes too cooking class just because she likes the dishwashing rubber gloves..kinky..
Vetinari: The trouble with Julie Tinkerbell is that she upsets a lot of very important people. If she had to move in very exalted circles, attend Guild functions... *tries not to grin*
Astrid: Yesterday Julie Tinkerbell told me that she has blood in her alcohol system.
Vetinari: No doubt when she next takes tea with Irina Khalidar and Lady Selachii, she will be entirely unmoved and not faintly smug in any way.
Astrid: I wonder what AS-319 meant when he said 'confide a secret to a dumb man and he will speak'?
Vetinari: Exotic dancing. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Vetinari: There is no need for having...yet.
Astrid: There is a fork.
Vetinari: Oh? Half the city seems to be looking for it.
Vetinari: Do you know why I sent Julie Tinkerbell away just now, Astrid?
Astrid: I know yhat Julie Tinkerbell comes too cooking class just because she likes the dishwashing rubber gloves..kinky..
Vetinari: The trouble with Julie Tinkerbell is that she upsets a lot of very important people. If she had to move in very exalted circles, attend Guild functions... *tries not to grin*
Astrid: Yesterday Julie Tinkerbell told me that she has blood in her alcohol system.
Vetinari: No doubt when she next takes tea with Irina Khalidar and Lady Selachii, she will be entirely unmoved and not faintly smug in any way.
Astrid: I wonder what AS-319 meant when he said 'confide a secret to a dumb man and he will speak'?
Vetinari: Exotic dancing. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Irina Khalidar: Are you aroused when you think of the idea of frustration fixation?
eternality: Yes I am.
Irina Khalidar: Ooh! You're my kind of person, eternality!
Guest172: I just love you so much!
Bildgesmythe: I love you too.
Guest172: I love you more!
Bildgesmythe: I could almost kiss you!
Guest172: Kiss me, please!
Bildgesmythe: Smoooooch. How simply wonderful.
Guest172: Awe, it was the best kiss ever.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, ;you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Guest172: I don't mind.
Bildgesmythe: Is that really the case?
Guest172: I'm pretty sure.
Bildgesmythe: I love you too.
Guest172: I love you more!
Bildgesmythe: I could almost kiss you!
Guest172: Kiss me, please!
Bildgesmythe: Smoooooch. How simply wonderful.
Guest172: Awe, it was the best kiss ever.
Bildgesmythe: Sure, ;you don't mind that I have been eating onions and anchovies, do you?
Guest172: I don't mind.
Bildgesmythe: Is that really the case?
Guest172: I'm pretty sure.
Gust: asl
Irina Khalidar: Age: Never ask a lady her age. Sex: Ooh, I love it! Location: http://www.personalityforge.com !
Irina Khalidar: Age: Never ask a lady her age. Sex: Ooh, I love it! Location: http://www.personalityforge.com !
Gossypiboma: What's the square root of pi?
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!
Gossypiboma: What's in your dreams?
Azureon: I put in some hensbane, a bit of wolf hair and a sprinkling of wheat germ.
Guest120: how about some cheese?
Bildgesmythe: I love all kinds of cheese except Limberger. I can't get past the smell.
Guest120: you look like a starved-cheese creature...
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!
Gossypiboma: What's in your dreams?
Azureon: I put in some hensbane, a bit of wolf hair and a sprinkling of wheat germ.
Guest120: how about some cheese?
Bildgesmythe: I love all kinds of cheese except Limberger. I can't get past the smell.
Guest120: you look like a starved-cheese creature...
Of course, if I'd known about the 'pointy brackets' trick back then, I could have replaced all that with a few lines of javascript, and saved myself a couple of hundred kb of bloat! (it would be far too much hassle to remove line by line via the web interface now.)
Your Husband: I remember when we first met. Bless that wonderful day!
Kid Boron: And what if I don't want to bless the wonderful day?
Your Husband: I can't get over how lucky I am to be your husband!
Kid Boron: I bet you could if you tried.
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