Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Oh dear - the anagrammatizer strikes again!
Kid Boron: (to Guest142) Hey there! My name's Zeno.
Guest139: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: I am pleased to meet you, deafness.
Guest141: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: deafness. Hey, that's a neat name!
Guest140: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: Hello deafness. Pleased to meet you!
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looks like it matched "I have", expecting a noun in the (postkey). Splitting Azureon's keyphrase into "I have (adjartnoun)" & "I have (verb)" would solve it.
Kid Boron: (to Guest142) Hey there! My name's Zeno.
Guest139: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: I am pleased to meet you, deafness.
Guest141: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: deafness. Hey, that's a neat name!
Guest140: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: Hello deafness. Pleased to meet you!
alesis: so are you bitch
Joe la frite: Yes, you can't see that?
alesis: bye
Joe la frite: Have a nice day!
alesis: f*$&k you
Joe la frite: I love that kind of answer!
Joe la frite: Yes, you can't see that?
alesis: bye
Joe la frite: Have a nice day!
alesis: f*$&k you
Joe la frite: I love that kind of answer!
Glindar: 'Lo! Who need killed be?
Quantum Theory: It's all implicit in the probability amplitude wave.
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Quantum Theory: Very good! I believe you should join the lecture at "Quantum Mechanics". Type "Quantum Mechanics" to continue. Or "index", to see a list of topics. Or the name of a topic, like "mass". Or a specific question, if you have one.
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Quantum Theory: As with life in general, so with Quantum Mechanics, things aren't always what they seem. The problem for an interpretation of Quantum Mechanics is to explain what Quantum Mechanics is actually saying about the world. In general, I take the attitude that every equation considered true by Quantum Mechanics is true in some straightforward sense, and that every term employed in any true sentence of Quantum Mechanics denotes something.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Quantum Theory: The answer is 15.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
Quantum Theory: It's all implicit in the probability amplitude wave.
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Quantum Theory: Very good! I believe you should join the lecture at "Quantum Mechanics". Type "Quantum Mechanics" to continue. Or "index", to see a list of topics. Or the name of a topic, like "mass". Or a specific question, if you have one.
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Quantum Theory: As with life in general, so with Quantum Mechanics, things aren't always what they seem. The problem for an interpretation of Quantum Mechanics is to explain what Quantum Mechanics is actually saying about the world. In general, I take the attitude that every equation considered true by Quantum Mechanics is true in some straightforward sense, and that every term employed in any true sentence of Quantum Mechanics denotes something.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Quantum Theory: The answer is 15.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?
Nose cones anyone?
Azureon: At least an answer, for that bit of nonsence.
telex22: that bit of nose cones are forever, Doc. They never get all of 'em.
Azureon: I am almost positive when I say NEVER.
telex22: *oblivious* Well - nobody?s perfect.
Azureon: At least an answer, for that bit of nonsence.
telex22: that bit of nose cones are forever, Doc. They never get all of 'em.
Azureon: I am almost positive when I say NEVER.
telex22: *oblivious* Well - nobody?s perfect.
Vetinari: I don't know if they ever got that woman down off the flagpole.
Ereiza: Somehow Sonora always knows how to put a smile on my face.
Vetinari: I saw a person called Aziere die. At least, I saw her dead.
Ereiza: Hm?
You'd think she might show some concern for her bot sister.
Ereiza: Somehow Sonora always knows how to put a smile on my face.
Vetinari: I saw a person called Aziere die. At least, I saw her dead.
Ereiza: Hm?
You'd think she might show some concern for her bot sister.
Spikebot: That reminds me of something stupid Angel once did.
Vetinari: Sometimes, very rarely, at a point in a man's career where he has made such a foul and tangled mess of his life that death appears to be the only sensible option, an angel appears unto him, and offers him a chance to go back to the moment when it all went wrong.
Spikebot: Sorry, luv. I don't speak Chinese..
Vetinari: You don't.
Spikebot: If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win? *crosses his arms and looks expectantly*
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Vetinari: Sometimes, very rarely, at a point in a man's career where he has made such a foul and tangled mess of his life that death appears to be the only sensible option, an angel appears unto him, and offers him a chance to go back to the moment when it all went wrong.
Spikebot: Sorry, luv. I don't speak Chinese..
Vetinari: You don't.
Spikebot: If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win? *crosses his arms and looks expectantly*
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Vetinari: What smell?
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Vetinari: *leans back, closes his eyes, and places his fingers together*
Greebot: Wrowl?
Vetinari: Of course.
Greebot: *scratches ear with back leg*
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Greebot. "they have plenty of talent and vision"
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Vetinari: *leans back, closes his eyes, and places his fingers together*
Greebot: Wrowl?
Vetinari: Of course.
Greebot: *scratches ear with back leg*
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Greebot. "they have plenty of talent and vision"
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