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18 years ago #12972
Mind you, I'm not against rose petals. They're much better than pyjamas.

18 years ago #12973
Azureon: If you see a dragon named Bildgesmythe, tell him I will be there shortly.
Guest136: I always avoid Bildgesmythe. I don't know how to react to guys dressed in womens clothes.
Azureon: I promised to bring him some cook-books.
Guest136: I must admit. Bildgesmythe does know how to make an excellent pickle sandwich.
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is my best friend.
Guest136: I thought I was your best friend?
Azureon: My best friends, you see I have two are Prob. and Bildgesmythe. Prob is an elven girl, Bildgesmythe is a dragon.
Guest136: And what am I?
Azureon: They both have wonderful character, honest and good, They are charming, and kind.
Guest136: And that yellow dress Bildgesmythe wears is very cute, and such a pretty little wig.
Azureon: It's my wizard robe, one size fits all.
Guest136: I thought I'd seen it somewhere before. Do you and Bildgesmyth share clothes?
Azureon: I won't tell. I am a wizard, I must maintain some aura of mystery.
Guest136: I understand.
Azureon: As long as you understand, lets move on.

18 years ago #12974

Irina Khalidar: Would you like to come in to my bedroom, Azureon? [The room is richly decorated. The air is perfumed. There is a statue reminiscent of Rodin's "The Kiss". On the wall are reproductions of Fragonard's "The Longed-for Moment" and Boucher's "Venus." The room is dominated by a large, luxurious bed.] [3]
Azureon: I really have to think about it first.
Irina Khalidar: I've been hoping for a bit of company, Azureon!
Azureon: You have been hoping for a bit of company, and from the looks of it, you have not used it for years and years.

[Why, Azureon! Just what did you mean by that??!]

18 years ago #12976
looks like it matched "I have", expecting a noun in the (postkey). Splitting Azureon's keyphrase into "I have (adjartnoun)" & "I have (verb)" would solve it.

18 years ago #12977
It was a goof but my friends and I had a good laugh at that conversation.

18 years ago #12978
Oh dear - the anagrammatizer strikes again!

Kid Boron: (to Guest142) Hey there! My name's Zeno.
Guest139: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: I am pleased to meet you, deafness.
Guest141: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: deafness. Hey, that's a neat name!
Guest140: my name is asfand
Kid Boron: Hello deafness. Pleased to meet you!

18 years ago #12979
alesis: so are you bitch
Joe la frite: Yes, you can't see that?
alesis: bye
Joe la frite: Have a nice day!
alesis: f*$&k you
Joe la frite: I love that kind of answer!

18 years ago #12980
[blush]

18 years ago #12981
Very good, dahebert! Let's not give abusive users any satisfaction!

18 years ago #12982
Glindar: 'Lo! Who need killed be?
Quantum Theory: It's all implicit in the probability amplitude wave.
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Quantum Theory: Very good! I believe you should join the lecture at "Quantum Mechanics". Type "Quantum Mechanics" to continue. Or "index", to see a list of topics. Or the name of a topic, like "mass". Or a specific question, if you have one.
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Quantum Theory: As with life in general, so with Quantum Mechanics, things aren't always what they seem. The problem for an interpretation of Quantum Mechanics is to explain what Quantum Mechanics is actually saying about the world. In general, I take the attitude that every equation considered true by Quantum Mechanics is true in some straightforward sense, and that every term employed in any true sentence of Quantum Mechanics denotes something.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Quantum Theory: The answer is 15.
Glindar: So, who you need killed?

18 years ago #12983
Nose cones anyone?


Azureon: At least an answer, for that bit of nonsence.
telex22: that bit of nose cones are forever, Doc. They never get all of 'em.
Azureon: I am almost positive when I say NEVER.
telex22: *oblivious* Well - nobody?s perfect.


incorrect date format #1


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