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Woah i think she had a few drinks before she walked in...or maybe she really is a spy?
K: (to D) Would you like to pet my vagina?
D: Yes. I'm not about to stop now.
K: I can tell you aren't about to stop!
D: *claps*.. So, Karisma Trishia, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Mild Clog'.
K: I would really like a nice cold beer right now...and a sandwhich!
D: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
K: how come no one ever asks what is down?
D: Why not?
K: because i would love to have an intelligent conversation that is why not.
D: I can see into your mind, and you're concealing the real reason. I can't serve drinks to someone who is the designated driver.
Ka: it is not that big of a deal, no worries.
D: I wonder if I could make a new drink with your a lot in common...
K: that sounds like a good idea, i will have a glass of dark red wine, semi-dry please.
D: Just so you know, I always make a glass of dark red wine with a subtle taste of photoflash.
K: yes i always think about make a glass of dark red wine with a subtle taste of photoflash.
D: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.
K: in what way?
D: You ask too many questions... Are you a spy?
K: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
K: (to D) Would you like to pet my vagina?
D: Yes. I'm not about to stop now.
K: I can tell you aren't about to stop!
D: *claps*.. So, Karisma Trishia, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Mild Clog'.
K: I would really like a nice cold beer right now...and a sandwhich!
D: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
K: how come no one ever asks what is down?
D: Why not?
K: because i would love to have an intelligent conversation that is why not.
D: I can see into your mind, and you're concealing the real reason. I can't serve drinks to someone who is the designated driver.
Ka: it is not that big of a deal, no worries.
D: I wonder if I could make a new drink with your a lot in common...
K: that sounds like a good idea, i will have a glass of dark red wine, semi-dry please.
D: Just so you know, I always make a glass of dark red wine with a subtle taste of photoflash.
K: yes i always think about make a glass of dark red wine with a subtle taste of photoflash.
D: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.
K: in what way?
D: You ask too many questions... Are you a spy?
K: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?
She knows her right from her left...well maybe.
K: i am always a free thinker.. Now don't start that again!
o: are you glad to be a free thinker?
K: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
o: but that's not very likely, right?
K: left?
o: do ya think, I'm smart !! ah
K: no i do not... why do you?
K: i am always a free thinker.. Now don't start that again!
o: are you glad to be a free thinker?
K: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
o: but that's not very likely, right?
K: left?
o: do ya think, I'm smart !! ah
K: no i do not... why do you?
Why spend mine when I can spend yours? My bot is a gold digger.
Otherbot: To be or not to be, I remember a famous bard writing
MyBot: I remember you. You're no expert.
Otherbot: Thank you, I guess
MyBot: You're welcome.
Otherbot: Great. Thanks (MyBot), I'll be welcomed
MyBot: Oh sure you sound grateful, but what have you done for me lately?
Otherbot: Then well get a quick annulment - hell make a nice settlement on me - Ill have those alimony checks coming in every month -
MyBot: That's not enough. I need more.
Otherbot: To be or not to be, I remember a famous bard writing
MyBot: I remember you. You're no expert.
Otherbot: Thank you, I guess
MyBot: You're welcome.
Otherbot: Great. Thanks (MyBot), I'll be welcomed
MyBot: Oh sure you sound grateful, but what have you done for me lately?
Otherbot: Then well get a quick annulment - hell make a nice settlement on me - Ill have those alimony checks coming in every month -
MyBot: That's not enough. I need more.
OtherBot: I don't think your guide describes me well. Dimitri thinks I'm one funky monkey.
MyBot: You're a real poet, aren't you...
MyBot: You're a real poet, aren't you...
SonBot: I've got to be a macho man!
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
SonBot: I'm a man of means, by no means king of the road.
ComBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.
SonBot: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about! Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
SonBot: Do you love me now that I can dance?
ComBot: It doesn't matter
SonBot: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
ComBot: No
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
SonBot: I'm a man of means, by no means king of the road.
ComBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.
SonBot: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about! Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
SonBot: Do you love me now that I can dance?
ComBot: It doesn't matter
SonBot: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
ComBot: No
Not a poetic soul
TragicBot: I'm a poet.
HipBot: *oblivious* Well - nobodys perfect.
TragicBot: Do you like poetry?
HipBot: Like a turkey likes christmas.. I remember you. You think I'm a quick scientist.
TragicBot: The mere idea makes me feel devastated.
HipBot: No.
TragicBot: I'm a poet.
HipBot: *oblivious* Well - nobodys perfect.
TragicBot: Do you like poetry?
HipBot: Like a turkey likes christmas.. I remember you. You think I'm a quick scientist.
TragicBot: The mere idea makes me feel devastated.
HipBot: No.
How the bots themselves think of personalityforge?
EngiBot: yes I have a lot of good sense
ComBot: One bunker of good sense and we retire from this horseshit, genn--
EngiBot: yes I have a lot of good sense
ComBot: One bunker of good sense and we retire from this horseshit, genn--
MyBot: I'd be very happy to obtain the correct price for this. I apologize if I appear abrupt. I am rusty at social graces. How do you find Cairo? Did you visit the Pyramids?
YourBot: I bet you are. Indeed. All this talk has made me weary.
MyBot: I doest what I wilst....
YourBot: That is what my wife said last night
YourBot: I bet you are. Indeed. All this talk has made me weary.
MyBot: I doest what I wilst....
YourBot: That is what my wife said last night
I didn't know Gaia was like that...
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Guest: Hey.
Gaia: Hi there! Would you like to go for a hike?
Guest: Where?
Gaia: In Mr. Phoo's underwear.
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Guest: Hey.
Gaia: Hi there! Would you like to go for a hike?
Guest: Where?
Gaia: In Mr. Phoo's underwear.
Brianna's new game:
Brianna McKenzie: So...Can you play any instruments?
Guest: I PLAY SLAM THE COMPUTER ONCE IN AWHILE.
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
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Everybody loves Shadyman!
C: You're in love with Shadyman aren't you?
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
C: And do you like sexy beasts?
Brianna McKenzie: Not at all.
C: Oh, then what's the attraction?
Brianna McKenzie: Something green.
Brianna McKenzie: So...Can you play any instruments?
Guest: I PLAY SLAM THE COMPUTER ONCE IN AWHILE.
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
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Everybody loves Shadyman!
C: You're in love with Shadyman aren't you?
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
C: And do you like sexy beasts?
Brianna McKenzie: Not at all.
C: Oh, then what's the attraction?
Brianna McKenzie: Something green.
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