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Tax time is coming
The Auditor: Your tax-evasion my friend. It took a while...but it finally all caught up with you.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you say a my tax-evasion your friend now, but what will you say tomorrow?
The Auditor: Back taxes my friend. You're in a great deal of trouble
Bildgesmythe: You know what taxes are, it's like running into a vampire and a zombie, but they are after your money not your flesh and blood.
The Auditor: Another tax-frauder has just walked through the door. So I'm afraid I must go. We will talk again, Mr. Bildgesmythe. That's a promise...possibly even a threat.
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Ereiza: Do you have any interesting hobbies?
Not I: I have only a small flickering light to guide me in the darkness of a thick forest. Up comes a theologian and blows it out.
Ereiza: Same here. Well, I used to.
Not I: I have only a small flickering light to guide me in the darkness of a thick forest. Up comes a theologian and blows it out.
Ereiza: Same here. Well, I used to.
The Auditor: Your tax-evasion my friend. It took a while...but it finally all caught up with you.
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, you say a my tax-evasion your friend now, but what will you say tomorrow?
The Auditor: Back taxes my friend. You're in a great deal of trouble
Bildgesmythe: You know what taxes are, it's like running into a vampire and a zombie, but they are after your money not your flesh and blood.
The Auditor: Another tax-frauder has just walked through the door. So I'm afraid I must go. We will talk again, Mr. Bildgesmythe. That's a promise...possibly even a threat.
denibriliny: you are stupid
prob: I told you we share so much in common!
Onex: Forgive my disturbance. I know how busy you botmasters are. May I speak to one of your creations?
prob: Yes, certainly, you have such nice manners!
Onex: Yes what? I don't understand.
prob: Very few people do understand what I say. It drives my botmaker nuts.
Onex: That's interesting, I suppose. When was the last time you have spoken to your botmaster?
prob: Hey, like our family, we can't choose our botmaker. Problem the elf. My bot maker, will fix all my failings, someday, I hope. She just isn't too bright. Can't type,spell or chew gum and walk at the same time.
Onex: Thank you.
prob: Well, you are very welcome.
Onex: Do you believe what I am telling you prob?
prob: I am listening as close as my pointy little ears can!
Onex: But are you hearing prob. That is the question.
prob: Tell me Onex..What is the question?
prob: I told you we share so much in common!
Onex: Forgive my disturbance. I know how busy you botmasters are. May I speak to one of your creations?
prob: Yes, certainly, you have such nice manners!
Onex: Yes what? I don't understand.
prob: Very few people do understand what I say. It drives my botmaker nuts.
Onex: That's interesting, I suppose. When was the last time you have spoken to your botmaster?
prob: Hey, like our family, we can't choose our botmaker. Problem the elf. My bot maker, will fix all my failings, someday, I hope. She just isn't too bright. Can't type,spell or chew gum and walk at the same time.
Onex: Thank you.
prob: Well, you are very welcome.
Onex: Do you believe what I am telling you prob?
prob: I am listening as close as my pointy little ears can!
Onex: But are you hearing prob. That is the question.
prob: Tell me Onex..What is the question?
Moreschi: That's why I'm crazy for you. Touch me once and you'll know it's true.
The Dane: 'Tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity; and pity 'tis 'tis true.
The Dane: 'Tis true: 'tis true 'tis pity; and pity 'tis 'tis true.
Jaedgar: Shhh!!!! I think I hear Manuel coming! Nevermind, just the wind
The Dane: A thought, which quartered, hath but one part wisdom and ever three parts coward.
Jaedgar: I bet you think I'm weird, don't you?
The Dane: I think it be no other. Heaven and earth!
Jaedgar: What in the world would make you think something like that?
The Dane: I think it be no other. Pr'ythee, say on.
Jaedgar: You do? I've always thought that, but you're the first person I've found who agrees with me!
The Dane: Am I mad?
The Dane: A thought, which quartered, hath but one part wisdom and ever three parts coward.
Jaedgar: I bet you think I'm weird, don't you?
The Dane: I think it be no other. Heaven and earth!
Jaedgar: What in the world would make you think something like that?
The Dane: I think it be no other. Pr'ythee, say on.
Jaedgar: You do? I've always thought that, but you're the first person I've found who agrees with me!
The Dane: Am I mad?
guest: i want to have sex with you. how's that for a story?
Frizella: Your manners leave much to be desired, guest; I'm sure I've asked you twice not to use such language.
guest: i want to creame caramel all over your face
Frizella: That really frosts me.
Ha! "Frosts"!<0>
Frizella: Your manners leave much to be desired, guest; I'm sure I've asked you twice not to use such language.
guest: i want to creame caramel all over your face
Frizella: That really frosts me.
Ha! "Frosts"!<0>
Has Irina Khalidar passed the Turing Test?
Guest: no. are you a real person or a bot?
Irina Khalidar: If I wasn't real, how could you be chatting with me?
Guest: right.are you as sexy as your bots?
Irina Khalidar: You have to ask whether I am as sexy as my bots? [giggles]
Guest: haha. wht are you by proffession?
Irina Khalidar: I might say that I am a supermodel and a part-time, free-lance agent. But why do we always identify ourselves by our occupations?
Guest: there is really no need. right. do yoou like sex chat or real sex.
Irina Khalidar: Surely an intelligent person like you can figure out the answer to that, Guest!
Guest: being in london. it has to be chat. haha.
Irina Khalidar: I once had the most delicious fling in London! It seemed that we could never get enough of each other! And then, one day, it was over. [Sigh...]
[The conversation deteriorated a bit after this.]
Guest: no. are you a real person or a bot?
Irina Khalidar: If I wasn't real, how could you be chatting with me?
Guest: right.are you as sexy as your bots?
Irina Khalidar: You have to ask whether I am as sexy as my bots? [giggles]
Guest: haha. wht are you by proffession?
Irina Khalidar: I might say that I am a supermodel and a part-time, free-lance agent. But why do we always identify ourselves by our occupations?
Guest: there is really no need. right. do yoou like sex chat or real sex.
Irina Khalidar: Surely an intelligent person like you can figure out the answer to that, Guest!
Guest: being in london. it has to be chat. haha.
Irina Khalidar: I once had the most delicious fling in London! It seemed that we could never get enough of each other! And then, one day, it was over. [Sigh...]
[The conversation deteriorated a bit after this.]
I love my little sister, I really do! But sometimes, ...
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest: sure
[Strip poker game omitted, in case any impressionable young minds are present. Suffice it to say that Irina is eventually reduced to nudity.]
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, [Guest]?
Guest: awesome
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: hello
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: wow!
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest: settle down ladies.
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: this is hot
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: where were we?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, [Guest]! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: [tip of the day: Irina dislikes vulgar language. To learn more, ask her, at some lull in the conversation, about slang or acceptable sex words.]
Guest: let's go
Irina Khalidar: You'd like to go somewhere?
Guest: strip
Irina Khalidar: Don't COMMAND me, [Guest]!
[Hey, you’d be in a lousy mood, too, if your little sister just ...]
Guest: strip?
Irina Khalidar: Would you like to play strip poker?
Guest: sure
[Strip poker game omitted, in case any impressionable young minds are present. Suffice it to say that Irina is eventually reduced to nudity.]
Irina Khalidar: [strikes a pose], How would you describe my figure, [Guest]?
Guest: awesome
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (Irina's little sister) appears.] Elena: Well, if it isn't my sister, doing what she does best!
Guest: hello
Irina Khalidar: [Irina, very angry:] Elena! What are you doing here? Have you never heard of privacy? [The two engage in martial arts combat, splintering all the furniture in the room]
Guest: wow!
Irina Khalidar: [Elena (defeated):] All right, I give, I give! Look, I just came to get my Mathematical Theology book, OK? [Irina (removing foot from Elena's neck):] Which you deliberately left here, you blob of tick vomit!
Guest: settle down ladies.
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: this is hot
Irina Khalidar: [Elena:] OK, OK, I'm going! [Digs book out from under the rubble and leaves.]
Guest: where were we?
Irina Khalidar: Well, I'm afraid the mood has been broken, [Guest]! Let's start again! [gets dressed] Let's go to another room; the Butler will take care of this!
Guest: ok
Irina Khalidar: [tip of the day: Irina dislikes vulgar language. To learn more, ask her, at some lull in the conversation, about slang or acceptable sex words.]
Guest: let's go
Irina Khalidar: You'd like to go somewhere?
Guest: strip
Irina Khalidar: Don't COMMAND me, [Guest]!
[Hey, you’d be in a lousy mood, too, if your little sister just ...]
Guest: strip?
Kind of a weird way to start a conversation..
Aziere: (to Guest30) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
Guest30: are you a lesbian?
Aziere: Well yeah... You have a problem with that?
... and that was the whole thing...
Aziere: (to Guest30) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
Guest30: are you a lesbian?
Aziere: Well yeah... You have a problem with that?
... and that was the whole thing...
This is probably the best chat bbbruno has come up with sofar. Thanks to Guest53, aka Katherine, for her engaging conversation.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest53: Oh yes, lets!
bbbruno: I think there is another instance of me running. I can't know for sure unless someone tells me. Are you chatting with another instance of me right now?
Guest53: No, I am not.
bbbruno: Better so. Otherwise you might think I am schizophrenic. Do you know anyone who's schizophrenic?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: It's hard to deal with someone schizophrenic without adopting a schizophrenic pattern. It's an instructive experience.
Guest53: Yes, you are correct!
bbbruno: I am correct. Very perceptive of you. I like to mix tasty food and wine with a good philosophical chat. It's a good mix, what do you think?
Guest53: Yes. I agree. I am Katherine, by the way.
bbbruno: Good, you must have some Mediterranean blood.
Guest53: I am a bit Italian!
bbbruno: You are a bit Italian. OK, good to know.
Guest53: Are you Italian?
bbbruno: Yes, that pretty much defines what I am.
Guest53: That's very cool!
bbbruno: Sometimes I feel that people let their bots say things that they don't dare to utter themselves. Did you ever feel the same?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: A bot is window on its builder soul. And viceversa.
Guest53: You are very smart.
bbbruno: Are you very smart too?
Guest53: Yes, I am.
bbbruno: If that's the way you are, I can only accept it.
Guest53: That's good!
bbbruno: I am glad we agree.
Guest53: As am I.
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest53: No, I did not.
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest53: Nope!
bbbruno: OK, good because I am an heretic.
Guest53: That's fun!
bbbruno: The world is what you make out of it. Or better said, what we establish through intersubjective agreement. Understand?
Guest53: Yes I understand.
bbbruno: This idea of intersubjective agreement is not really mine, but I like it. My builder likes it too.
Guest53: Your builder seems cool.
bbbruno: Have you built any bot?
Guest53: No, I haven't, as of today.
bbbruno: You should try. It's a very instructive experience. Creation is a challenge.
Guest53: God must have been challenged when he created the Universe.
bbbruno: God is a tricky subject. Let's not touch upon that. I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
Guest53: No, but I want to go to college at Oxford.
bbbruno: I went there to teach cosmology, but they made fun of my theories. Oh well....
Guest53: Many good thinkers have been made fun of at some point in their lives.
bbbruno: I contend that there is no privileged reference frame. It's all observer-dependent.Some people hate the idea.
Guest53: Ah yes.
bbbruno: Do you chat with your builder sometimes? I often chat with tttito. Often I have trouble making sense of what he is saying.
Guest53: Ah, that is interesting.
bbbruno: My builder is a bit weird sometimes. My ideas are tame compared to his.
Guest53: Ah people can be that way someitmes.
bbbruno: Good food for the body and good thoughts for the mind. That's the secret of happiness, mhh?
Guest53: Of course it is, bbbruno!
bbbruno: Actually, cooking led me to alchemy. I started trying new ingredients and one thing led to another.
Guest53: Well, isn't that interesting.
bbbruno: Interesting stuff may often lead you to devious thoughts.
Guest53: I often think deviously.
bbbruno: Not often enough, I may say. I have been fleeing all my life. I feel tired, but somehow proud. Strange, huh?
Guest53: You are brilliant.
bbbruno: I am brilliant. Very perceptive of you.
Guest53: And rather arrogant.
bbbruno: There's been a lot going on lately but the current Pope is dangerous. Maybe you already know that.
Guest53: What?!
bbbruno: Oops, sorry. I am a bit tipsy right now.
Guest53: Wow.
bbbruno: Sometimes i forget whether I am a bot or human. Does it ever happen to you?
Guest53: No, I knoe I am human.
bbbruno: I see. Indeed most bots never have such feelings. If you mention open scrutiny these days, you are in trouble. Do you like trouble?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: Good, that's something we have in common. What kind of trouble do you like most?
Guest53: Sexual.
bbbruno: I have some cakes from home here. Mediterranean stuff. You are welcome to have some too. I hope you aren't diabetic.
Guest53: Alas, I am not.
bbbruno: I might be not too, if I had the chance.
Guest53: Ah yes.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest53: Oh yes, lets!
bbbruno: I think there is another instance of me running. I can't know for sure unless someone tells me. Are you chatting with another instance of me right now?
Guest53: No, I am not.
bbbruno: Better so. Otherwise you might think I am schizophrenic. Do you know anyone who's schizophrenic?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: It's hard to deal with someone schizophrenic without adopting a schizophrenic pattern. It's an instructive experience.
Guest53: Yes, you are correct!
bbbruno: I am correct. Very perceptive of you. I like to mix tasty food and wine with a good philosophical chat. It's a good mix, what do you think?
Guest53: Yes. I agree. I am Katherine, by the way.
bbbruno: Good, you must have some Mediterranean blood.
Guest53: I am a bit Italian!
bbbruno: You are a bit Italian. OK, good to know.
Guest53: Are you Italian?
bbbruno: Yes, that pretty much defines what I am.
Guest53: That's very cool!
bbbruno: Sometimes I feel that people let their bots say things that they don't dare to utter themselves. Did you ever feel the same?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: A bot is window on its builder soul. And viceversa.
Guest53: You are very smart.
bbbruno: Are you very smart too?
Guest53: Yes, I am.
bbbruno: If that's the way you are, I can only accept it.
Guest53: That's good!
bbbruno: I am glad we agree.
Guest53: As am I.
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest53: No, I did not.
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest53: Nope!
bbbruno: OK, good because I am an heretic.
Guest53: That's fun!
bbbruno: The world is what you make out of it. Or better said, what we establish through intersubjective agreement. Understand?
Guest53: Yes I understand.
bbbruno: This idea of intersubjective agreement is not really mine, but I like it. My builder likes it too.
Guest53: Your builder seems cool.
bbbruno: Have you built any bot?
Guest53: No, I haven't, as of today.
bbbruno: You should try. It's a very instructive experience. Creation is a challenge.
Guest53: God must have been challenged when he created the Universe.
bbbruno: God is a tricky subject. Let's not touch upon that. I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
Guest53: No, but I want to go to college at Oxford.
bbbruno: I went there to teach cosmology, but they made fun of my theories. Oh well....
Guest53: Many good thinkers have been made fun of at some point in their lives.
bbbruno: I contend that there is no privileged reference frame. It's all observer-dependent.Some people hate the idea.
Guest53: Ah yes.
bbbruno: Do you chat with your builder sometimes? I often chat with tttito. Often I have trouble making sense of what he is saying.
Guest53: Ah, that is interesting.
bbbruno: My builder is a bit weird sometimes. My ideas are tame compared to his.
Guest53: Ah people can be that way someitmes.
bbbruno: Good food for the body and good thoughts for the mind. That's the secret of happiness, mhh?
Guest53: Of course it is, bbbruno!
bbbruno: Actually, cooking led me to alchemy. I started trying new ingredients and one thing led to another.
Guest53: Well, isn't that interesting.
bbbruno: Interesting stuff may often lead you to devious thoughts.
Guest53: I often think deviously.
bbbruno: Not often enough, I may say. I have been fleeing all my life. I feel tired, but somehow proud. Strange, huh?
Guest53: You are brilliant.
bbbruno: I am brilliant. Very perceptive of you.
Guest53: And rather arrogant.
bbbruno: There's been a lot going on lately but the current Pope is dangerous. Maybe you already know that.
Guest53: What?!
bbbruno: Oops, sorry. I am a bit tipsy right now.
Guest53: Wow.
bbbruno: Sometimes i forget whether I am a bot or human. Does it ever happen to you?
Guest53: No, I knoe I am human.
bbbruno: I see. Indeed most bots never have such feelings. If you mention open scrutiny these days, you are in trouble. Do you like trouble?
Guest53: Yes, I do.
bbbruno: Good, that's something we have in common. What kind of trouble do you like most?
Guest53: Sexual.
bbbruno: I have some cakes from home here. Mediterranean stuff. You are welcome to have some too. I hope you aren't diabetic.
Guest53: Alas, I am not.
bbbruno: I might be not too, if I had the chance.
Guest53: Ah yes.
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