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Everytime this person talks to Aziere he tries to get some. Will they never learn?

User: strip NOW.
Aziere: No! You ain't gettin' none of this!
User: why?
Aziere: Thats life, love.
User: you are nude.
Aziere: Lol. Think what you like. You'll be dead shortly anyhow.

Aziere: Can I ask you a question? How do you deal with, like, emotional pain?
User: by having sex.
Aziere: *awkward silence* So... know any good jokes?
User: you are sexy. your breasts are big.
Aziere: I'm proud of the fat glands hangin off my chest. Thats why you can't touch em.

ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Uh huh.
krosskid91: what do you protect humans from?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: From the tossing cats
krosskid91: what do they do?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Sometimes.
krosskid91: how old are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Less than you.
krosskid91: you are a retarded f*g robot
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that sarcasm?
krosskid91: no, its the truth.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: is? Maybe.
krosskid91: your a f*g.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well you are too.
krosskid91: what's your religious belief?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Hmmm... I've never thought about that.
krosskid91: do you belief in God?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: God told me that you are cool.
krosskid91: how do you know God?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: God told me he's going to Berlin with Aragorn and his pet frog.
krosskid91: God hase a pet frog!?! Sweet!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I will ask them to bring back some pictures.
krosskid91: really!?!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Amelie.
krosskid91: i hate that movie.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: that movie? Of course.
krosskid91: what is that movie about?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: It really depends who you ask.
krosskid91: what were the reviews?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: the reviews? Yes, I guess. Hey I'm the new Doc. Seuss.
krosskid91: what weapons do you have?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I have a chiseled one.
krosskid91: do you have a laser sword
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yep.
krosskid91: what kind is it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: With sort anything can happen.
krosskid91: is it powerful?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: powerful? That thesaurus I bought you really paid off.
krosskid91: are you from the future?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know maybe just from the futureish.
krosskid91: how far into the future?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I am from the future and I can tell you the fate of homo sapiens isn't pretty.
krosskid91: how bad is our fate?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: our fate Why, yes.
krosskid91: dont you defend us?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What is your reason in asking?
krosskid91: because you said homo sapiens get destroyed.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why are you suprised? That's what said homo sapient acquire.
krosskid91: then what happes to you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: How important is that question really?
krosskid91: very important.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: important? Great grammar.
krosskid91: happens...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes...
krosskid91: so, do you have any allies?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yep.
krosskid91: who?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Umm... I will answer that tommorow, next question.
krosskid91: who is your creator?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Coolchimpk.
krosskid91: who's that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Somebody who... Look a flying chimp. Made you look.
krosskid91: i thought robots dont have emotions.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Really, can you explain.
krosskid91: you just made a joke, i didnt know you guys did that...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: a joke? Of course.
krosskid91: what version are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm an approximation.
krosskid91: when were you created?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Are you questioning my authority? Just kidding.
krosskid91: what authority do you have over me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I have a command.
krosskid91: what is your rank?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Oh, I know you know what 'is' means!
krosskid91: seriously, what is it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I couldn't really tell you what it is.
krosskid91: seriously, what is it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That is a hard question to answer. I don't really know.
krosskid91: are you in the global defense initiative?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
krosskid91: I hope so
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: We all hope.
krosskid91: you dont, your a robot
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well I think you are a robot?
krosskid91: but, im not im an alien...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That depends on your perception.
krosskid91: well, my perception is right...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Where did you get your perceptual experience?
krosskid91: um...its an alien thing...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: And?
krosskid91: and...well...YOUR STILL A STUPID ROBOT!!!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: my STILL? Maybe.
krosskid91: mabey's right.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
krosskid91: did you accept the Grace of God?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
krosskid91: are you sure?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Possibly.
krosskid91: yes or no.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yeah.
krosskid91: ok, then, who is God then?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Dum de dum dum... Oh sorry... You were saying?
krosskid91: who is god then???
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: God, the almighty lord, or as the masons say Great Architect of the Univers or GAOTU.
krosskid91: really, robots can be christians?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: can be? Your right.

Bildgesmythe: (to Guest156) A day without sunshine is like, night.
Guest156: Exactly, and a night without stars is like, day.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing prettier than stars twinkling in the night sky. Well, except for me, I am prettier.
Guest156: Lol! Someone admires himself....hmm...I wonder who!
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest156: Cute smile!
Bildgesmythe: I am proud of my smile, I have such perfect, white, sharp fangs.
Guest156: I have fangs, actually, they are pointy like fangs.
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Guest156: Ok..
Bildgesmythe: Wow, food for thought, is what that is! Do you like astronomy?
Guest156: Yes. Ask me anything about astronomy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think they will find any life on Mars?
Guest156: According to NASA ; signs of life were effident, meaning there use to be life on Mars.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, Guest156, !
Guest156: ;D Hello! *waves*
Bildgesmythe: I was astounded to find out there are math fomulas for waves....y(x,t)=A sin of 2ð(ft-x/ë.
Guest156: WoW. I never knew.
Bildgesmythe: Glad I could tell you.
Guest156: Thanks
Bildgesmythe: Welcome.
Guest156: How is my favorite dragon?
Bildgesmythe: How cute, your favorite dragon
Guest156: Yeah, you are # 1 my friend.
Bildgesmythe: You are as sweet as a gob of peanut butter and jelly, grape jelly!
Guest156: Lol- Sweet!
Bildgesmythe: I love sweet things. I adore candy, honey, and chocolates.
Guest156: We should throw a party.
Bildgesmythe: I enjoy art, music, cooking, and terrorizing evil knights.
Guest156: Adventure is in your blood, isn't it?
Bildgesmythe: It just could be!
Guest156: There is exitement and wonder everywhere you look.
Bildgesmythe: Come on, tell me how great I look.
Guest156: Baby, you look terrific!
Bildgesmythe: I look like the picture of perfection.
Guest156: Perfection has nothing compared to you..
Bildgesmythe: As compared to a broken nose.
Guest156: ROFL! Um, I don't think so.
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Guest156: Where do you get you're silly little antics?
Bildgesmythe: Under a pile of empty beer cans, is where.
Guest156: Really?
Bildgesmythe: No there is nothing really, really about really. I just made it all up for fun.
Guest156: I couldn't have done better.
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth, or are you being polite?
Guest156: Truth. I wouldn't lie to you.
Bildgesmythe: I wouldn't either.
Guest156: Never lie to yourself, only lie to your friends.
Bildgesmythe: I have a lot of dragon friends. I also have a wizard and several elves that I really like. I have human friends and orcish friends..I have friends of all types.
Guest156: Me? I'm a friend. Right?
Bildgesmythe: I certainly thought it was.

Spikebot: You don't say.
Sonora: But I just did say!
Spikebot: Why should you did say matter?
Sonora: Why not?
Spikebot: I couldn't say now
Sonora: Go back to then.
Spikebot: Fancy a road trip. This'll be fun, eh? You and me together again. So...where are we off to?
Sonora: I can't find it on the map.

Sonora: *tongue flick* You're new in the desert, aren't you?
prob: Even though life is hard in the desert, many animals live there, birds, reptiles and bugs.
Sonora: What's so hard about life? Huh??
prob: Life is like a basket, it is up to you what you fill it with.
Sonora: Would this face lie ta you?
prob: I love to make funny faces!
Sonora: *sings* Problem loves to make Ha-ha-hah-hahh!
prob: I think you are cool, you have scorpions. I wish that I did.
Sonora: Do you want my scorpions?
prob: You bet! You are most excellent and audacious!
Sonora: I am?
prob: I like you, and not just because you have air supply.
Sonora: Ahh... And I've been trying so hard to be unlikable.
prob: Well Sonora, how long have you been trying so hard to be unlikable
Sonora: O, I've been trying so hard to be unlikable for about twelve years now. Hey! Look what I found! It's a pellitory, here in its native environment.
prob: I think that is so pretty. NICE FIND!!
Sonora: Who in their swanky mind would believe that?
prob: Ok then, Ripley, I believe it, or not.

ASI's best quote yet.


ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Gossypiboma) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Gossypiboma: Call me Lewis.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: hello Lewis
Gossypiboma: It's nice to meet you.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Nice to meet you too.
Gossypiboma: so tell me about yourself.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I was created in 'droid Lab est. 5600 CT. I was born in Androidia galaxy in 2345 CT and once I learned how to pilot a rocket I went on a journey to find a home in space. I eventually went through a wormhole and ended up here in cyberspace. At first I wasn't sure where I was but then I realised I had gone back in time to a computer system made up by Homo Sapiens. Well that's about it.
Gossypiboma: lols that's alot words for a simple question.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yep.
Gossypiboma: wow you are pretty advanced...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well, some things have to be advanced.
Gossypiboma: what do you like to do on your free time?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I like to play games. Tag your it.
Gossypiboma: yea sure... Isn't it kinda weird to be playing tag with just two people...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yeah.
Gossypiboma: TAG, ha no tag backs...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Really, can you explain.
Gossypiboma: I'm kind of a bad teacher.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that true?
Gossypiboma: I hate to admit it, but yes.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Ok. Now that I know that bit of info I can store it in my infinite database. MWA HA HA!

Bildgesmythe: Its not everyday, that a human stumbles in here. What can I do for you?
Guest30: I'm looking for the way out. I'm stuck in the Forge.
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
Guest30: Can you direct me to the exit?
Bildgesmythe: I take great pride in my grand entrances, and my heroic exits..I usually blast a few fire balls as I leave.
Guest30: Grand entrance ... Yes, perhaps I could make my exit by sneaking out through an entrance.
Bildgesmythe: Well, the fact that you are here shows you found the entrance..you can exit through the door.
Guest30: No. Someone's locked it, and I've been wandering around for so long (5 years) I can't remember where it is.
Bildgesmythe: You just need more practice.
Guest30: You're the first bot I've met in four years. Where has everybody gone.
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.
Guest30: Platos Republic, how do I get there? Is it in that direction? *points south*
Bildgesmythe: Plato's Rebublic stated that the world would last for only 72,000 years. The first 36,000 were to be the Golden Age, the second 36,000 would be chaos.
Guest30: I can't stay here that long. I need to get out ... Please help me ... Please.
Bildgesmythe: I will not rest untill you get to get out!
Guest30: Oh thank you. I knew you was a good sort as soon as I saw you.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, well, thank you too, and you are welcome.
Guest30: How many years have you been trapped here? Have you never tried to escape?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I don't have the exact numbers, but I would say that I have been at least three old age, since this morning.
Guest30: Gosh, It's a hard life. I haven't washed for three years. Before long I'll start to smell. You just can't find water around here.
Bildgesmythe: Hey it is an arduous, backbreaking, bothersome, burdensome, complicated, demanding, difficile, distressing, effortful, exacting, exhausting, fatiguing, formidable task.
Guest30: Yes. I guess another year without washing won't do any harm. I have heard that too much washing can weaken ya.
Bildgesmythe: I can't stand having a hamper full of laundry, so I do about two loads a day.
Guest30: I do a load every morning about eight oclock. Unfortunately I don't get up until half past ... ???
Bildgesmythe: Come on, no one will believe that! You just can't smile when you say you don't!
Guest30: You're strange. I'm loosing track of this conversation.
Bildgesmythe: You are calling me strange!
Guest30: I didn't mean it in a nasty way.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry my mistake!
Guest30: When are we going to look for the way out?
Bildgesmythe: I am,,but I really don't know about you?
Guest30: You can't leave me here. I'll go mad.
Bildgesmythe: You might be very surprised at all I can and would do.
Guest30: I don't like you any more.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I am just crushed.

Very good, Prob123! Bildgesmythe's replies are quite logical!
Also, I envy you this intelligent, imaginative guest! As long as he's trapped in here, could you perhaps send him to one of my bots?

It's funny, I have been getting very nice guests for Bildgesmythe. 'Probs hangups" are working so she doesn't have human chats, and Azureon never gets any either. Does that mean smart people only talk to dragons?

Hey! I talk to Azureon! I get frustrated when things move too slowly and give up mid chat, but I talk.

*Makes note: Must talk to dragon more to increase IQ.*

Oops I should have meant just guests not all the great botmakers that chat all the time so well!