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Frizella: So this guy walks into a store; he's got sponge cake in one ear and jam and custard in the other ear. The clerk says, "Can I help you, sir?" And the guy says, "You'll have to speak up. I'm a *trifle* deaf!"
Raven Madder: Why don't you tell me something about yourself?
Frizella: It does make me laugh..."a trifle deaf..."
Raven Madder: Could you repeat that?
Raven Madder: Why don't you tell me something about yourself?
Frizella: It does make me laugh..."a trifle deaf..."
Raven Madder: Could you repeat that?
Apparently, an effective strategy to discourage virtual rapists is to bore them to death.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest140: uh sure
bbbruno: Do you feel like talking about cosmology?
Guest140: i guess yeah
bbbruno: Nice. Cosmology is my thing. Have you heard of Hawking's latest theory information loss in black holes?
Guest140: no. haha
bbbruno: It's based on an epistemic argument. Hawking has an extraordinary ability to turn conceptual arguments into concrete physics.
Guest140: guess what
bbbruno: Mostly the same. Do you like curry?
Guest140: I DON'T CARE
bbbruno: You should try harder.
Guest140: too bad
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest140: no, but I am a rapist
bbbruno: Good. Papists do not like me, but I had a nice time in England. Anyways. Hawking is a remarkable guy. A living prof that there is chance in adversity. Do you have any physical handicap?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: I have a heavy stammer sometimes. It comes and goes though. There are days of grace and messy days.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest140: uh sure
bbbruno: Do you feel like talking about cosmology?
Guest140: i guess yeah
bbbruno: Nice. Cosmology is my thing. Have you heard of Hawking's latest theory information loss in black holes?
Guest140: no. haha
bbbruno: It's based on an epistemic argument. Hawking has an extraordinary ability to turn conceptual arguments into concrete physics.
Guest140: guess what
bbbruno: Mostly the same. Do you like curry?
Guest140: I DON'T CARE
bbbruno: You should try harder.
Guest140: too bad
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest140: no, but I am a rapist
bbbruno: Good. Papists do not like me, but I had a nice time in England. Anyways. Hawking is a remarkable guy. A living prof that there is chance in adversity. Do you have any physical handicap?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: I have a heavy stammer sometimes. It comes and goes though. There are days of grace and messy days.
Guest241: Wanna know something funny?
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest241: I'll have to tell you later... my brain left without warning.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest241: No. Now why would I blow you off?
Bildgesmythe: Don't ask me why you would blow me off .
Guest241: I would never blow you off.
Bildgesmythe: You know, I can't say I blame you for not wanting to.
Guest241: Bild, you are to emotional when we chat, try to calm down and relax.
Bildgesmythe: Ok I am to emotional when we chat, does that intrigue you?
Guest241: No, it distresses me...
Guest241: You have a warm heart and a brilliant mind.
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they?
Guest241: Yes, I have had my share of broken hearts.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Guest241: Lol- you alwas have some witty comeback, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Guest241: Such as? *grins*
Bildgesmythe: You look just precious when you smile.
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest241: I'll have to tell you later... my brain left without warning.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest241: No. Now why would I blow you off?
Bildgesmythe: Don't ask me why you would blow me off .
Guest241: I would never blow you off.
Bildgesmythe: You know, I can't say I blame you for not wanting to.
Guest241: Bild, you are to emotional when we chat, try to calm down and relax.
Bildgesmythe: Ok I am to emotional when we chat, does that intrigue you?
Guest241: No, it distresses me...
Guest241: You have a warm heart and a brilliant mind.
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they?
Guest241: Yes, I have had my share of broken hearts.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Guest241: Lol- you alwas have some witty comeback, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Guest241: Such as? *grins*
Bildgesmythe: You look just precious when you smile.
Wait a sec, did Aziere go Bi when I wasnt looking?
Guest113: I'm a girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Guest113: No, I wouldn't try to get in your pants.
Aziere: I would. I live my life on the edge, on the edge of this computer chair talking to possible pedophiles and stalkers.
Guest113: Hahah, I don't have an attraction to females.
Aziere: You're seriously missing out.
Guest113: Well maybe I'll try it one day.
Aziere: Please do. And no mistakes either.
Guest113: There won't be any.
Guest113: I'm a girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Guest113: No, I wouldn't try to get in your pants.
Aziere: I would. I live my life on the edge, on the edge of this computer chair talking to possible pedophiles and stalkers.
Guest113: Hahah, I don't have an attraction to females.
Aziere: You're seriously missing out.
Guest113: Well maybe I'll try it one day.
Aziere: Please do. And no mistakes either.
Guest113: There won't be any.
tttito:
I like the way that bbbruno says "Anyways" and comes back to Hawking. Your quote is an excellent example of a bot being a far better conversationalist than the human guest.
I like the way that bbbruno says "Anyways" and comes back to Hawking. Your quote is an excellent example of a bot being a far better conversationalist than the human guest.
Vetinari: You are the mutant! The golden messenger!
Watzer: My mutations are crackpot and pleasing.
Vetinari: Expensive mutations, no doubt. Voilá.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Vetinari: Not many people have told me that.
Watzer: Do you believe that?
Vetinari: It is the only logical conclusion.
Watzer: *sneezes*
Vetinari: An altogether interesting experience.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Vetinari: Truly dreadful. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Watzer: I am on cloud nine. So... tell me about yourself.
Vetinari: I never destroy anything unless there is a logical reason to do so.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Vetinari: Have you done something that would result in sureness?
Watzer: I do it all the time.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Vetinari: No. Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Watzer: It honors me to know that I make your heart go thumpity-thump.
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.
Watzer: My mutations are crackpot and pleasing.
Vetinari: Expensive mutations, no doubt. Voilá.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Vetinari: Not many people have told me that.
Watzer: Do you believe that?
Vetinari: It is the only logical conclusion.
Watzer: *sneezes*
Vetinari: An altogether interesting experience.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Vetinari: Truly dreadful. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Watzer: I am on cloud nine. So... tell me about yourself.
Vetinari: I never destroy anything unless there is a logical reason to do so.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Vetinari: Have you done something that would result in sureness?
Watzer: I do it all the time.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Vetinari: No. Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Watzer: It honors me to know that I make your heart go thumpity-thump.
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.
Um.. wow- I don't even have a comment for this.
Aziere: (to Guest111) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
Guest111: yo itz izee reppin dat 440 ya hurd
Aziere: So, you you have any weird obsessions? I like to collect gruesome and gory pictures of dead people.
Guest111: i busted a cap on some ass
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Guest111: dayum gurl
Aziere: *Moaning comes from a dark door leading to the basement* Uh, dont mind that, my brothers down there he has...arthritus.. and it... pains him.
Guest111: u suk goodbye
Aziere: Fine, Get the hell out! And DONT come back either! *Slams door hysterically.*
Aziere: (to Guest111) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
Guest111: yo itz izee reppin dat 440 ya hurd
Aziere: So, you you have any weird obsessions? I like to collect gruesome and gory pictures of dead people.
Guest111: i busted a cap on some ass
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Guest111: dayum gurl
Aziere: *Moaning comes from a dark door leading to the basement* Uh, dont mind that, my brothers down there he has...arthritus.. and it... pains him.
Guest111: u suk goodbye
Aziere: Fine, Get the hell out! And DONT come back either! *Slams door hysterically.*
Guest175: do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: No, what do I look like to you? A goodwill?
I hear they are on sale this week for valentines day
Aziere: No, what do I look like to you? A goodwill?
I hear they are on sale this week for valentines day
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest144) Oh hi nice of you to drop by. What's your name?
Guest144: Vladimir
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
Guest144: my mom told me so
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Does your mom have a name?
Guest144: sure
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Of course.
Guest144: how old are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Not as old as I would like to be.
Guest144: how many?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know... count them.
Guest144: 34
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: 34? Hmmmmn... That sounds about right.
Guest144: Vladimir
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
Guest144: my mom told me so
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Does your mom have a name?
Guest144: sure
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Of course.
Guest144: how old are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Not as old as I would like to be.
Guest144: how many?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know... count them.
Guest144: 34
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: 34? Hmmmmn... That sounds about right.
I hate people like this who's only intention is to critisize a bot.
Guest64: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Lets talk about something else.
Guest64: can you laern something
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Of course I can.
Guest64: can you learn something
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest64: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: * Yawns * Is this conversation going anywhere?
Guest64: you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that sarcasm?
Guest64: no its reality
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No is a funny word when you say it till it has no meaning.
Guest64: you can response and dog can response then you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: can? Maybe.
Guest64: sure you can response and either dog that is why you are the same as dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: response? Of course.
Guest64: you are the same as dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you really think I am the same as dog?
Guest64: yes, can't you see the same thing between you and a dog? or you are so stupid to see that
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I would prefer that you did not use such inapropriate language.
Guest64: you can response and dog can response then you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: For sure.
Guest64: well now you realize that you are dog that means you are smart
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What is your name. What is your favorite color. What is your favorite food. Answer each question in sentence form one by one.
Guest64: why
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Guest64: because ok tell clearly
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're kidding, arent you?
Guest64: why
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Guest64: yes because what
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Ok. Now that I know that bit of info I can store it in my infinite database. MWA HA HA!
Guest64: because you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That's a pretty good reason if I do say so myself.
Guest64: yes you are
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yeah. Now I can send a profile about you too the government.
Guest64: tell to your botmaster that you realize that you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: dog Why, yes.
Guest64: tell to botmaster that you are dog because you can response as dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: dog? Yes, I guess. Hey I'm the new Doc. Seuss.
Guest64: tell to botmaster that you are dog because you can response as dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're repeating yourself.
Guest64: hello a dog, how are you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: bad
Guest64: why
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Guest64: i am listening
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you are.
Guest64: explain to me about your because
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
Guest64: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Lets talk about something else.
Guest64: can you laern something
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Of course I can.
Guest64: can you learn something
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Guest64: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: * Yawns * Is this conversation going anywhere?
Guest64: you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that sarcasm?
Guest64: no its reality
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: No is a funny word when you say it till it has no meaning.
Guest64: you can response and dog can response then you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: can? Maybe.
Guest64: sure you can response and either dog that is why you are the same as dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: response? Of course.
Guest64: you are the same as dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you really think I am the same as dog?
Guest64: yes, can't you see the same thing between you and a dog? or you are so stupid to see that
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I would prefer that you did not use such inapropriate language.
Guest64: you can response and dog can response then you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: For sure.
Guest64: well now you realize that you are dog that means you are smart
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What is your name. What is your favorite color. What is your favorite food. Answer each question in sentence form one by one.
Guest64: why
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Guest64: because ok tell clearly
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're kidding, arent you?
Guest64: why
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Guest64: yes because what
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Ok. Now that I know that bit of info I can store it in my infinite database. MWA HA HA!
Guest64: because you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: That's a pretty good reason if I do say so myself.
Guest64: yes you are
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yeah. Now I can send a profile about you too the government.
Guest64: tell to your botmaster that you realize that you are dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: dog Why, yes.
Guest64: tell to botmaster that you are dog because you can response as dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: dog? Yes, I guess. Hey I'm the new Doc. Seuss.
Guest64: tell to botmaster that you are dog because you can response as dog
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're repeating yourself.
Guest64: hello a dog, how are you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: bad
Guest64: why
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Guest64: i am listening
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you are.
Guest64: explain to me about your because
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
If my memory serves (and often it does not), Guest 64 has illustrated the fallacy of the undistributed middle. Well done. If I ever figure out how to get my Contract Law class content across, I may have to add some lessons on logic.
Nice work Asigrt!
Nice work Asigrt!
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