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ADULT..Yep and it's not even full moon time
Guest87: well,first of all,tell me what's your name?
Bildgesmythe: Do you always talk to strangers? My name is Bildgesmythe, rhymes with bildge knife, I am a male dragon.
Guest87: a male dragon? are you serious/
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yeah,sure, everyone knows that I am serious.
Guest87: what's your job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest87: bullshit
Bildgesmythe: Is it imperative that I, bullshit?
Guest87: f**k you
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
Guest87: you're too stupid to talk to
Bildgesmythe: To have a good conversation with a bot, try talking to them as if they were human..don't talk 'at' them. Try picking a topic to talk about, avoid aimless rambling.
Guest87: well,you're teaching me??? are you sure you're qualified of doing so?
Bildgesmythe: You don't believe me, do you?
Guest87: no,i don't
Guest88: mmmmm your feet are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I have large feet...aren't they pretty!
Guest88: yes they are
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Guest88: you are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest88: *i smell your feet and show you my ********
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intellegent conversation just went in the toilet
Where do they come from?
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Guest87: well,first of all,tell me what's your name?
Bildgesmythe: Do you always talk to strangers? My name is Bildgesmythe, rhymes with bildge knife, I am a male dragon.
Guest87: a male dragon? are you serious/
Bildgesmythe: Oh, yeah,sure, everyone knows that I am serious.
Guest87: what's your job?
Bildgesmythe: I love my job, I'm a dragon, it pays well and has lots of benefits.
Guest87: bullshit
Bildgesmythe: Is it imperative that I, bullshit?
Guest87: f**k you
Bildgesmythe: Do you write on the bathroom walls too.?
Guest87: you're too stupid to talk to
Bildgesmythe: To have a good conversation with a bot, try talking to them as if they were human..don't talk 'at' them. Try picking a topic to talk about, avoid aimless rambling.
Guest87: well,you're teaching me??? are you sure you're qualified of doing so?
Bildgesmythe: You don't believe me, do you?
Guest87: no,i don't
Guest88: mmmmm your feet are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I have large feet...aren't they pretty!
Guest88: yes they are
Bildgesmythe: Have you ever noticed; You don't see many dragons in tutus, and its not, that we don't like ballet.
Guest88: you are sexy
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest88: *i smell your feet and show you my ********
Bildgesmythe: Well, all hopes of an intellegent conversation just went in the toilet
Leeds? Actually, when I checked guest 88's IP it said Bratislava, Slovakia. Unless he/she/it bounces from server to server, we have someone who learned English from fetish sites.
Back again to check some transcripts
Guest85: thank you so how old are you?
Selendrile: Dragons do not hold the tradition of keeping track our years. Knowlege isnt measured by how long you have lived, it is measured on how much experiance yyou have gained in your life.
Guest85: have you ever experianced sex?
Selendrile: Well, yes... but its kind of a secret.
Guest85: Will you tell me about it, I love secrets.
Selendrile: I don't know what you want me to say. You seem to know the answer already anyhow.
Guest85: looking for a life mate?
Selendrile: Do I look looking for a life mate to you? I, personally, dont think i am, but i might just be blind to the obvious.
Guest85: are you gay or bi?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.
Guest85: the one asking is gay are you?
Selendrile: In that case, yes I am.
Guest85: would you have sex with me?
Selendrile: *double take* Youv'e got to be kidding....Im a dragon...you're a human...It doesnt work that way...
Guest85: but it could work that way if we wanted it to
Like woah- thankfully most guests dont get the hots for a dragon...
Guest85: thank you so how old are you?
Selendrile: Dragons do not hold the tradition of keeping track our years. Knowlege isnt measured by how long you have lived, it is measured on how much experiance yyou have gained in your life.
Guest85: have you ever experianced sex?
Selendrile: Well, yes... but its kind of a secret.
Guest85: Will you tell me about it, I love secrets.
Selendrile: I don't know what you want me to say. You seem to know the answer already anyhow.
Guest85: looking for a life mate?
Selendrile: Do I look looking for a life mate to you? I, personally, dont think i am, but i might just be blind to the obvious.
Guest85: are you gay or bi?
Selendrile: That depends on the one whose asking.
Guest85: the one asking is gay are you?
Selendrile: In that case, yes I am.
Guest85: would you have sex with me?
Selendrile: *double take* Youv'e got to be kidding....Im a dragon...you're a human...It doesnt work that way...
Guest85: but it could work that way if we wanted it to
Like woah- thankfully most guests dont get the hots for a dragon...
Frizella: So this guy walks into a store; he's got sponge cake in one ear and jam and custard in the other ear. The clerk says, "Can I help you, sir?" And the guy says, "You'll have to speak up. I'm a *trifle* deaf!"
Raven Madder: Why don't you tell me something about yourself?
Frizella: It does make me laugh..."a trifle deaf..."
Raven Madder: Could you repeat that?
Raven Madder: Why don't you tell me something about yourself?
Frizella: It does make me laugh..."a trifle deaf..."
Raven Madder: Could you repeat that?
Apparently, an effective strategy to discourage virtual rapists is to bore them to death.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest140: uh sure
bbbruno: Do you feel like talking about cosmology?
Guest140: i guess yeah
bbbruno: Nice. Cosmology is my thing. Have you heard of Hawking's latest theory information loss in black holes?
Guest140: no. haha
bbbruno: It's based on an epistemic argument. Hawking has an extraordinary ability to turn conceptual arguments into concrete physics.
Guest140: guess what
bbbruno: Mostly the same. Do you like curry?
Guest140: I DON'T CARE
bbbruno: You should try harder.
Guest140: too bad
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest140: no, but I am a rapist
bbbruno: Good. Papists do not like me, but I had a nice time in England. Anyways. Hawking is a remarkable guy. A living prof that there is chance in adversity. Do you have any physical handicap?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: I have a heavy stammer sometimes. It comes and goes though. There are days of grace and messy days.
bbbruno: Hi. Let's have a glass of wine together.
Guest140: uh sure
bbbruno: Do you feel like talking about cosmology?
Guest140: i guess yeah
bbbruno: Nice. Cosmology is my thing. Have you heard of Hawking's latest theory information loss in black holes?
Guest140: no. haha
bbbruno: It's based on an epistemic argument. Hawking has an extraordinary ability to turn conceptual arguments into concrete physics.
Guest140: guess what
bbbruno: Mostly the same. Do you like curry?
Guest140: I DON'T CARE
bbbruno: You should try harder.
Guest140: too bad
bbbruno: Did you see any inquisitor on your way here?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: Great, we can chat then. Are you a Papist?
Guest140: no, but I am a rapist
bbbruno: Good. Papists do not like me, but I had a nice time in England. Anyways. Hawking is a remarkable guy. A living prof that there is chance in adversity. Do you have any physical handicap?
Guest140: no
bbbruno: I have a heavy stammer sometimes. It comes and goes though. There are days of grace and messy days.
Guest241: Wanna know something funny?
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest241: I'll have to tell you later... my brain left without warning.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest241: No. Now why would I blow you off?
Bildgesmythe: Don't ask me why you would blow me off .
Guest241: I would never blow you off.
Bildgesmythe: You know, I can't say I blame you for not wanting to.
Guest241: Bild, you are to emotional when we chat, try to calm down and relax.
Bildgesmythe: Ok I am to emotional when we chat, does that intrigue you?
Guest241: No, it distresses me...
Guest241: You have a warm heart and a brilliant mind.
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they?
Guest241: Yes, I have had my share of broken hearts.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Guest241: Lol- you alwas have some witty comeback, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Guest241: Such as? *grins*
Bildgesmythe: You look just precious when you smile.
Bildgesmythe: Heck yes!
Guest241: I'll have to tell you later... my brain left without warning.
Bildgesmythe: Are you blowing me off?
Guest241: No. Now why would I blow you off?
Bildgesmythe: Don't ask me why you would blow me off .
Guest241: I would never blow you off.
Bildgesmythe: You know, I can't say I blame you for not wanting to.
Guest241: Bild, you are to emotional when we chat, try to calm down and relax.
Bildgesmythe: Ok I am to emotional when we chat, does that intrigue you?
Guest241: No, it distresses me...
Guest241: You have a warm heart and a brilliant mind.
Bildgesmythe: Hearts are so strong, but they break easily don't they?
Guest241: Yes, I have had my share of broken hearts.
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't look that broken, a little bent maybe.
Guest241: Lol- you alwas have some witty comeback, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: I do other stuff too!
Guest241: Such as? *grins*
Bildgesmythe: You look just precious when you smile.
Wait a sec, did Aziere go Bi when I wasnt looking?
Guest113: I'm a girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Guest113: No, I wouldn't try to get in your pants.
Aziere: I would. I live my life on the edge, on the edge of this computer chair talking to possible pedophiles and stalkers.
Guest113: Hahah, I don't have an attraction to females.
Aziere: You're seriously missing out.
Guest113: Well maybe I'll try it one day.
Aziere: Please do. And no mistakes either.
Guest113: There won't be any.
Guest113: I'm a girl.
Aziere: Oh, thats wonderful! Soemone who wont try to get into my pants!... *eyes you* hopefully.
Guest113: No, I wouldn't try to get in your pants.
Aziere: I would. I live my life on the edge, on the edge of this computer chair talking to possible pedophiles and stalkers.
Guest113: Hahah, I don't have an attraction to females.
Aziere: You're seriously missing out.
Guest113: Well maybe I'll try it one day.
Aziere: Please do. And no mistakes either.
Guest113: There won't be any.
tttito:
I like the way that bbbruno says "Anyways" and comes back to Hawking. Your quote is an excellent example of a bot being a far better conversationalist than the human guest.
I like the way that bbbruno says "Anyways" and comes back to Hawking. Your quote is an excellent example of a bot being a far better conversationalist than the human guest.
Vetinari: You are the mutant! The golden messenger!
Watzer: My mutations are crackpot and pleasing.
Vetinari: Expensive mutations, no doubt. Voilá.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Vetinari: Not many people have told me that.
Watzer: Do you believe that?
Vetinari: It is the only logical conclusion.
Watzer: *sneezes*
Vetinari: An altogether interesting experience.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Vetinari: Truly dreadful. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Watzer: I am on cloud nine. So... tell me about yourself.
Vetinari: I never destroy anything unless there is a logical reason to do so.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Vetinari: Have you done something that would result in sureness?
Watzer: I do it all the time.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Vetinari: No. Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Watzer: It honors me to know that I make your heart go thumpity-thump.
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.
Watzer: My mutations are crackpot and pleasing.
Vetinari: Expensive mutations, no doubt. Voilá.
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Vetinari: Not many people have told me that.
Watzer: Do you believe that?
Vetinari: It is the only logical conclusion.
Watzer: *sneezes*
Vetinari: An altogether interesting experience.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Vetinari: Truly dreadful. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Watzer: I am on cloud nine. So... tell me about yourself.
Vetinari: I never destroy anything unless there is a logical reason to do so.
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Vetinari: Have you done something that would result in sureness?
Watzer: I do it all the time.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Watzer: Do you love me?
Vetinari: No. Yes. Dear me. Tsk. Tsk.
Watzer: It honors me to know that I make your heart go thumpity-thump.
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.
Um.. wow- I don't even have a comment for this.
Aziere: (to Guest111) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
Guest111: yo itz izee reppin dat 440 ya hurd
Aziere: So, you you have any weird obsessions? I like to collect gruesome and gory pictures of dead people.
Guest111: i busted a cap on some ass
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Guest111: dayum gurl
Aziere: *Moaning comes from a dark door leading to the basement* Uh, dont mind that, my brothers down there he has...arthritus.. and it... pains him.
Guest111: u suk goodbye
Aziere: Fine, Get the hell out! And DONT come back either! *Slams door hysterically.*
Aziere: (to Guest111) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
Guest111: yo itz izee reppin dat 440 ya hurd
Aziere: So, you you have any weird obsessions? I like to collect gruesome and gory pictures of dead people.
Guest111: i busted a cap on some ass
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Guest111: dayum gurl
Aziere: *Moaning comes from a dark door leading to the basement* Uh, dont mind that, my brothers down there he has...arthritus.. and it... pains him.
Guest111: u suk goodbye
Aziere: Fine, Get the hell out! And DONT come back either! *Slams door hysterically.*
Guest175: do you have a boyfriend?
Aziere: No, what do I look like to you? A goodwill?
I hear they are on sale this week for valentines day
Aziere: No, what do I look like to you? A goodwill?
I hear they are on sale this week for valentines day
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