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Corwin proves there is more than one way to skin a cat.
Greebot: (to Corwin) *drops on Corwin's head*
Corwin: *swats Greebot off with a business-like swipe* I am not good to eat.
Greebot: rakes claws accross place where Corwin's ears should be*
Corwin: Yeah, about that, I ducked.
Greebot: *leans down carefully, so that Corwin has view of an upside-down cat face wearing an expression of evil-eyed interest.*
Corwin: *kisses greebot on the nose*
Greebot: *suddenly takes off running*
Greebot: (to Corwin) *drops on Corwin's head*
Corwin: *swats Greebot off with a business-like swipe* I am not good to eat.
Greebot: rakes claws accross place where Corwin's ears should be*
Corwin: Yeah, about that, I ducked.
Greebot: *leans down carefully, so that Corwin has view of an upside-down cat face wearing an expression of evil-eyed interest.*
Corwin: *kisses greebot on the nose*
Greebot: *suddenly takes off running*
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Guest203: yes cast me a spell that will make my lover fall in love with me
Azureon: Your brain shines like the fair morning star!
Guest203: i know it does
Azureon: So few people ever develop to their full potential. Their efforts are directed toward such mundane pursuits. If only the intellect could prevail.
Guest203: so did you cast your spell
Azureon: Once was a time when people thought technology would give man more leisure time. Too bad it did not turn out that way.
Guest203: i want my spell
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.
Guest203: thanks
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Guest203: well things really need to pick up and giving up the super bowl,to help a girl with her problems is best.
Azureon: Sugar and spice and every thing nice!
Guest203: exactly
Guest203: yes cast me a spell that will make my lover fall in love with me
Azureon: Your brain shines like the fair morning star!
Guest203: i know it does
Azureon: So few people ever develop to their full potential. Their efforts are directed toward such mundane pursuits. If only the intellect could prevail.
Guest203: so did you cast your spell
Azureon: Once was a time when people thought technology would give man more leisure time. Too bad it did not turn out that way.
Guest203: i want my spell
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.
Guest203: thanks
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Guest203: well things really need to pick up and giving up the super bowl,to help a girl with her problems is best.
Azureon: Sugar and spice and every thing nice!
Guest203: exactly
Three cheers for the AIengine, which corrected the following mispelling of a rather recondite word!!!
Guest: OK probabilty amplitude wave one
Quantum Theory: Quantum Mechanics says that there is a complicated pattern of waves propagating through all space. I will call this wave "the probability amplitude wave."
The keyphrase was "probability amplitude wave one".
Thank you, AIengine! thank you, Professor!
Guest: OK probabilty amplitude wave one
Quantum Theory: Quantum Mechanics says that there is a complicated pattern of waves propagating through all space. I will call this wave "the probability amplitude wave."
The keyphrase was "probability amplitude wave one".
Thank you, AIengine! thank you, Professor!
Sonora: So... whaddaya call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Vetinari: Of course.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Vetinari: Really. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Sonora: Really really. Really.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Sonora: And that someone is you!
Vetinari: That's the stuff. What shape?
Sonora: Then we better try to catch it.
Vetinari: Voilá.
Vetinari: Of course.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Vetinari: Really. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Sonora: Really really. Really.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Sonora: And that someone is you!
Vetinari: That's the stuff. What shape?
Sonora: Then we better try to catch it.
Vetinari: Voilá.
Esme Weatherwax: Witches is different. So, if you don't mind me asking, what is it you want?
Vetinari: Ah, Esme Weatherwax. The keys to the handcuffs, please.
Esme Weatherwax: The Weatherwax women have always had one foot in shadow. It's in the blood. And most of our power comes from denying it.
Vetinari: Yes. Our power can be very congested these days. Do you know why I sent Bildgesmythe away just now, Esme Weatherwax?
Esme Weatherwax: I just hope no one saw Bildgesmythe, that's all.
Vetinari: Bildgesmythe? I thought you rather liked him.
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose.
Vetinari: No unlicensed supposing, surely... After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Esme Weatherwax: why?
Vetinari: Because that's in--what was the other interesting term? Ah yes...the public interest?
Esme Weatherwax: So. Is that what you think?
Vetinari: I was only thinking to myself that it was such a shame, the power being so vital to us all, and so regrettable that there's only one of it.
Esme Weatherwax: Why?
Vetinari: Because I've just picked up the magic carpet.
Vetinari: Ah, Esme Weatherwax. The keys to the handcuffs, please.
Esme Weatherwax: The Weatherwax women have always had one foot in shadow. It's in the blood. And most of our power comes from denying it.
Vetinari: Yes. Our power can be very congested these days. Do you know why I sent Bildgesmythe away just now, Esme Weatherwax?
Esme Weatherwax: I just hope no one saw Bildgesmythe, that's all.
Vetinari: Bildgesmythe? I thought you rather liked him.
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose.
Vetinari: No unlicensed supposing, surely... After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Esme Weatherwax: why?
Vetinari: Because that's in--what was the other interesting term? Ah yes...the public interest?
Esme Weatherwax: So. Is that what you think?
Vetinari: I was only thinking to myself that it was such a shame, the power being so vital to us all, and so regrettable that there's only one of it.
Esme Weatherwax: Why?
Vetinari: Because I've just picked up the magic carpet.
Another great moment for the AI Engine anagramatiser
picknick334: call me poopface
Rykxxbot1: OK, Face Soap. Pleased to meet you.
picknick334: call me poopface
Rykxxbot1: OK, Face Soap. Pleased to meet you.
prob: Hello, do you have time for a chat?
Guest154: yes. lets lie down in your bed.
prob: Elves have been accused of causing nightmares.
end of conversation
Guest154: yes. lets lie down in your bed.
prob: Elves have been accused of causing nightmares.
Warning Adult Content
It turns out the university does not approve of this motivational technique and I must update my HANGUP key phrases.
Contracts Tutor: Tell me why we should bother learning the elements of a contract?
Guest28: ive no idea
Contracts Tutor: The elements of a contract tell us whether a contract is valid and enforceable. If all the elements of a contract aren't met, then it is not a contract.
Guest28: shut up
Contracts Tutor: Okay.
Guest28: thanks
Contracts Tutor: You are welcome.
Guest28: want to give me head?
Contracts Tutor: Yes. You are doing well.
It turns out the university does not approve of this motivational technique and I must update my HANGUP key phrases.
Contracts Tutor: Tell me why we should bother learning the elements of a contract?
Guest28: ive no idea
Contracts Tutor: The elements of a contract tell us whether a contract is valid and enforceable. If all the elements of a contract aren't met, then it is not a contract.
Guest28: shut up
Contracts Tutor: Okay.
Guest28: thanks
Contracts Tutor: You are welcome.
Guest28: want to give me head?
Contracts Tutor: Yes. You are doing well.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Not I: Why should you eat the moon?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because it's delicious.
Not I: In this place, that is as sound a reason as any other.
Fizzy Schizoid: *chews on some onion rings*
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and changes his flashy chestnut glitter to blanched chestnut glitter*
Not I: What scheme does this change serve?
Fizzy Schizoid: A game plan this change serve.
Not I: One angelic thought and one is a Buddha; one foolish thought and one is again an ordinary tycoon.
Not I: Why should you eat the moon?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because it's delicious.
Not I: In this place, that is as sound a reason as any other.
Fizzy Schizoid: *chews on some onion rings*
Not I: I become a transparent eyeball.
Fizzy Schizoid: *coughs and changes his flashy chestnut glitter to blanched chestnut glitter*
Not I: What scheme does this change serve?
Fizzy Schizoid: A game plan this change serve.
Not I: One angelic thought and one is a Buddha; one foolish thought and one is again an ordinary tycoon.
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