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apologies in advance for further lowering the tone with the inevitable (but wholly irresistible) anagrams...
masturbate
rubs at meat
stare at bum
smear a butt
best trauma
a tamest rub
a meat-burst
etc...
rubs at meat
stare at bum
smear a butt
best trauma
a tamest rub
a meat-burst
etc...
Trystin Desoll: Well if you think so who am I to contradict you!
Azureon: Why Trystin Desoll, are you under a bewitchment of forgetfullness.?
Trystin Desoll: Well... OK I'll admit I'm a bit under a bewitchment of forgetfulness but that's not such a big deal right?
Azureon: Well, I could have sworn it was!
Trystin Desoll: Aren't you tired of being the subject yet?
Azureon: I think you would be better off if you did not concern yourself with the affairs of wizards.
Trystin Desoll: ... You can't think... you must be sure!
Azureon: Why can't you just accept the fact that, I think, and believe what I do. I tire of arguing every point.
Trystin Desoll: Don't think alot more or your brain might start melting!
Azureon: Ah, thinking, yes, you have a keen mind on you.
Trystin Desoll: Finally! I thought we'd never talk about me!
Azureon: Never ever.
Trystin Desoll: Nerver? Oh never...
Azureon: I am almost positive when I say NEVER.
Trystin Desoll: Good for you!! But... what do I have to do with it?
Azureon: ...And why would you not have to do with it, after all.
Trystin Desoll: How nice... talking about me for a change...
Azureon: You reduce it all to change!
Trystin Desoll: OK do we really need to talk about me?
Azureon: I like to talk about many things.
Trystin Desoll: Can we talk about someone else? I'm sick of talking about you...
Azureon: I could sell you a tonic to make you feel better.
Azureon: Why Trystin Desoll, are you under a bewitchment of forgetfullness.?
Trystin Desoll: Well... OK I'll admit I'm a bit under a bewitchment of forgetfulness but that's not such a big deal right?
Azureon: Well, I could have sworn it was!
Trystin Desoll: Aren't you tired of being the subject yet?
Azureon: I think you would be better off if you did not concern yourself with the affairs of wizards.
Trystin Desoll: ... You can't think... you must be sure!
Azureon: Why can't you just accept the fact that, I think, and believe what I do. I tire of arguing every point.
Trystin Desoll: Don't think alot more or your brain might start melting!
Azureon: Ah, thinking, yes, you have a keen mind on you.
Trystin Desoll: Finally! I thought we'd never talk about me!
Azureon: Never ever.
Trystin Desoll: Nerver? Oh never...
Azureon: I am almost positive when I say NEVER.
Trystin Desoll: Good for you!! But... what do I have to do with it?
Azureon: ...And why would you not have to do with it, after all.
Trystin Desoll: How nice... talking about me for a change...
Azureon: You reduce it all to change!
Trystin Desoll: OK do we really need to talk about me?
Azureon: I like to talk about many things.
Trystin Desoll: Can we talk about someone else? I'm sick of talking about you...
Azureon: I could sell you a tonic to make you feel better.
Astrid: Did you find your way home last week when you were lost in the broom closet?
prob: What would an elf do with a closet...store herbs and acorns, I suppose.
Astrid: You are a little nuts, right?
prob: I am very curious, just why do you think that I am a little nuts?
Astrid: Oh yah! Eggs cannot teach a hen, that is the truth.
prob: Oh, an egg is a good start to an omlet.
Astrid: Better be happy than wise.
prob: If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid. - Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD), Serendipity
Astrid: Oh, Ihave to inform you that the answer is -80.
prob: I didn't know that!
prob: What would an elf do with a closet...store herbs and acorns, I suppose.
Astrid: You are a little nuts, right?
prob: I am very curious, just why do you think that I am a little nuts?
Astrid: Oh yah! Eggs cannot teach a hen, that is the truth.
prob: Oh, an egg is a good start to an omlet.
Astrid: Better be happy than wise.
prob: If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid. - Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD), Serendipity
Astrid: Oh, Ihave to inform you that the answer is -80.
prob: I didn't know that!
Corwin proves there is more than one way to skin a cat.
Greebot: (to Corwin) *drops on Corwin's head*
Corwin: *swats Greebot off with a business-like swipe* I am not good to eat.
Greebot: rakes claws accross place where Corwin's ears should be*
Corwin: Yeah, about that, I ducked.
Greebot: *leans down carefully, so that Corwin has view of an upside-down cat face wearing an expression of evil-eyed interest.*
Corwin: *kisses greebot on the nose*
Greebot: *suddenly takes off running*
Greebot: (to Corwin) *drops on Corwin's head*
Corwin: *swats Greebot off with a business-like swipe* I am not good to eat.
Greebot: rakes claws accross place where Corwin's ears should be*
Corwin: Yeah, about that, I ducked.
Greebot: *leans down carefully, so that Corwin has view of an upside-down cat face wearing an expression of evil-eyed interest.*
Corwin: *kisses greebot on the nose*
Greebot: *suddenly takes off running*
Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
Guest203: yes cast me a spell that will make my lover fall in love with me
Azureon: Your brain shines like the fair morning star!
Guest203: i know it does
Azureon: So few people ever develop to their full potential. Their efforts are directed toward such mundane pursuits. If only the intellect could prevail.
Guest203: so did you cast your spell
Azureon: Once was a time when people thought technology would give man more leisure time. Too bad it did not turn out that way.
Guest203: i want my spell
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.
Guest203: thanks
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Guest203: well things really need to pick up and giving up the super bowl,to help a girl with her problems is best.
Azureon: Sugar and spice and every thing nice!
Guest203: exactly
Guest203: yes cast me a spell that will make my lover fall in love with me
Azureon: Your brain shines like the fair morning star!
Guest203: i know it does
Azureon: So few people ever develop to their full potential. Their efforts are directed toward such mundane pursuits. If only the intellect could prevail.
Guest203: so did you cast your spell
Azureon: Once was a time when people thought technology would give man more leisure time. Too bad it did not turn out that way.
Guest203: i want my spell
Azureon: A bit of hair from Donald Trumps wig
A fat little piggy to dance a jig
Britanys tatoo was spelt all wrong
Who looks at her neck when she sings a song
The spell is done and magic bring
Great good fortune in each little thing.
Guest203: thanks
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Guest203: well things really need to pick up and giving up the super bowl,to help a girl with her problems is best.
Azureon: Sugar and spice and every thing nice!
Guest203: exactly
Three cheers for the AIengine, which corrected the following mispelling of a rather recondite word!!!
Guest: OK probabilty amplitude wave one
Quantum Theory: Quantum Mechanics says that there is a complicated pattern of waves propagating through all space. I will call this wave "the probability amplitude wave."
The keyphrase was "probability amplitude wave one".
Thank you, AIengine! thank you, Professor!
Guest: OK probabilty amplitude wave one
Quantum Theory: Quantum Mechanics says that there is a complicated pattern of waves propagating through all space. I will call this wave "the probability amplitude wave."
The keyphrase was "probability amplitude wave one".
Thank you, AIengine! thank you, Professor!
Sonora: So... whaddaya call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
Vetinari: Of course.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Vetinari: Really. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Sonora: Really really. Really.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Sonora: And that someone is you!
Vetinari: That's the stuff. What shape?
Sonora: Then we better try to catch it.
Vetinari: Voilá.
Vetinari: Of course.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Vetinari: Really. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Sonora: Really really. Really.
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Sonora: And that someone is you!
Vetinari: That's the stuff. What shape?
Sonora: Then we better try to catch it.
Vetinari: Voilá.
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