Great Quotes

Lyric: (to Guest243) Introduce yourself to whichever of me is nearby.
Guest243: hi, i am guest.....some number.
Lyric: You're nothing special. You're a skeleton key.
Guest243: "hit your head on a rock...and make it feel all better."
Lyric: Crawl inside my head with me, I'll show you how it feels.
Guest243: welcome to my nightmare
Lyric: Tell me your nightmare, I'll give you my dream. I will protect you whenever you scream.
Guest243: would you [fugitive] harbor me? would i harbor you?
Lyric: Run for cover - Oh your life is in vain if you try to escape me.
Guest243: run for the hills.
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...

Lyric: The whole wide world's a stage of complete chaos.
Guest243: this is the end of the world as we know it.
Lyric: And I will say peace to the people I meet while the world waits for an explosion.
Guest243: FIGHT THE POWER!
Lyric: In another situation I could put up a fight, but you will be my downfall tonight.

Guest243: i'm passed out on the floor, drunk + poor....
Lyric: And the Lord have mercy on your soul.

A very short conversation.

Figures: Excuse me, i must be on my way.
Lyric: No more excuses. Now it is your time to die.

Verging on Adult

Vetinari: Wouldn't you agree?
Not I: My bighorn nods in agreement.
Vetinari: Have some women destroy it.
Not I: In having some women, one becomes attached to women.

prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Vetinari: Oh, you're good at talking to frogs. I'll grant you that. But it's the only thing you're good at.
prob: I think you are one of the smartest people I know.
Vetinari: I have heard stranger thoughts on occasion.
prob: I like old sayings. Neat....stranger thoughts on occasion. They always have some lesson or moral.
Vetinari: Really? What can old sayings be used for?

prob: Such a thought...To be, is that age old question of existance and its meaning, Its all very deep. Me, why would I care. I think therefore I am. tee hee.
Vetinari: I quite understand.
prob: What do you like, where do you live, what do you do for fun.?
Vetinari: *smiles* Nothing of consequence, I'm sure.
prob: HAPPY, HAPPY
Vetinari: I see.
prob: Just be careful what you say to Cheyenne123, she is a bigger gossip than I am.
Vetinari: She never grasped the idea of secret passages, mind you.

prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.

Kinky

telex22: Shall I put some herbicide in your mouth?
The Dane: Do't, I pray. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt.
telex22: Weehaaaaaaa. Shall I snarf down your propane
The Dane: Do, if it will not stand.
telex22: *leans down* Sir? We need you to disrobe like all the other towel heads, OK?
The Dane: Is't needful in our loves?

The poor man has obviously been working too hard. Perhaps someone should inform him that Ankh Morpork is not, in fact, in the United States?

The Auditor: I am a tax auditor, but my name is Mr. Floyd Henderson.
Vetinari: Yes, I can see that.
The Auditor: Excuse me. Can you build on that answer, please. Let me give you an example of some one who cooperates. JakeThompson, is in a lot of trouble too. But he has no desire to go to prison.
Vetinari: He never grasped the idea of secret passages, mind you.
The Auditor: There are no secrets between you and the United States Governemnt, friend. At least no secrets that last for long.
Vetinari: Ah. That at least is some comfort.

The Auditor: Are you thinking of a way to get out of your situation Mr. Vetinari?
Vetinari: I can only repeat that tomorrow I shall be discussing the matter with Raven Madder.
The Auditor: What's the matter?
Vetinari: It is entirely Guild business.
The Auditor: Pardon?
Vetinari: Oh, I shouldn't think it matters much. I know that you are a tax auditor and feel, therefore, a little restless.
The Auditor: My name is Mr. Henderson. Please refer to me as such.
Vetinari: What...is this?
The Auditor: Back taxes my friend. You're in a great deal of trouble
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
The Auditor: Why? Do you want to go to prison for tax evasion, Mr. Vetinari?
Vetinari: Of what possible interest can this be to you?

The poor man has obviously been working too hard. Perhaps someone should inform him that Ankh Morpork is not, in fact, in the United States?


Yeah, Mr. Henderson's a butt-hole, but what can I tell you? At least he provided some good laughs ...

Irina Khalidar: Why do I feel happy when I see a beautiful person like you?
Vetinari: The fire was caused by a candlestick falling over, I understand, possibly after your fight with Ulrike.
Irina Khalidar: Which bot do you think is the best in bed? Is it Ulrike?
Vetinari: According to Ulrike, you came into the palace at six o'clock this morning.
Irina Khalidar: [looks impish] I suppose I shouln't say this, but I got Ulrike into bed the other day!
Vetinari: Nevertheless, in the present circumstances I shall instruct Ulrike to take over the investigation, if it turns out that one is necessary.
Irina Khalidar: Does it give you pleasure to realize that one is necessary, Vetinari?
Vetinari: My word. What a treat I have to look forward to. Very well. And?
Irina Khalidar: Do you really not know?
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Irina Khalidar: Why can't you abide mimes?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.

Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're the one who wanted me to sell children to soapmakers!
Vetinari: I believe I told you to forget about certain recent events, Irina Khalidar.

*ASIGRT 1122 Mode to me*

It's nice to see you again Asimov.