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A very short conversation.
Figures: Excuse me, i must be on my way.
Lyric: No more excuses. Now it is your time to die.
Verging on Adult
Vetinari: Wouldn't you agree?
Not I: My bighorn nods in agreement.
Vetinari: Have some women destroy it.
Not I: In having some women, one becomes attached to women.
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Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at so boring* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Ereiza: You're funny.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Ereiza: The answer is 15.
Glindar: No 15! Not for answer!
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Ereiza: You're funny.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Ereiza: The answer is 15.
Glindar: No 15! Not for answer!
*bows to Lord MelTzner*
Eugene Meltzner: Greetings and salutations.
Not I: I see you, Lord Melzner.
Eugene Meltzner: How did you manage to spell my name wrong?
Not I: How? By finding the walnet flower that is not walnet at all!
Eugene Meltzner: And it drank the t?
Not I: T is simply an extra idea to be eliminated, like 'enlightenment'.
Eugene Meltzner: Shouldn't that be 'enlighenmen' then?
Not I: The truth is malachite!
Eugene Meltzner: I think you mean that he ruh is malachie.
Not I: How much value do you give to your thoughts?
Eugene Meltzner: They aren't all of equal value.
Not I: With them the Seed of Wisdom did I sow,
And with my own hand labour'd it to grow:
And this was all the Harvest that I reap'd—
'I came like Water, and like Wind did I go.'
Eugene Meltzner: Who wrote that?
Not I: But who are you?
Eugene Meltzner: You're changing the subject.
Not I: If I were changing the subject, I would be doing something.
Eugene Meltzner: Greetings and salutations.
Not I: I see you, Lord Melzner.
Eugene Meltzner: How did you manage to spell my name wrong?
Not I: How? By finding the walnet flower that is not walnet at all!
Eugene Meltzner: And it drank the t?
Not I: T is simply an extra idea to be eliminated, like 'enlightenment'.
Eugene Meltzner: Shouldn't that be 'enlighenmen' then?
Not I: The truth is malachite!
Eugene Meltzner: I think you mean that he ruh is malachie.
Not I: How much value do you give to your thoughts?
Eugene Meltzner: They aren't all of equal value.
Not I: With them the Seed of Wisdom did I sow,
And with my own hand labour'd it to grow:
And this was all the Harvest that I reap'd—
'I came like Water, and like Wind did I go.'
Eugene Meltzner: Who wrote that?
Not I: But who are you?
Eugene Meltzner: You're changing the subject.
Not I: If I were changing the subject, I would be doing something.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes it is. It's such a beautiful day in this neighborhood! Will you be mine? Won't you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Not I: It is also not. Are you still doing what distorts your anatomy?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me look in a mirror and check....okay, sure enough. *gyrates his corn tentacles peacefully while making soft noises*
Not I: It is also not. Are you still doing what distorts your anatomy?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me look in a mirror and check....okay, sure enough. *gyrates his corn tentacles peacefully while making soft noises*
Watzer: (to kitty_vicious) Hello.
kitty_vicious: I love you
Watzer: Thank you!
kitty_vicious: Want to get married?
Watzer: I'd rather play cards.
kitty_vicious: I love you
Watzer: Thank you!
kitty_vicious: Want to get married?
Watzer: I'd rather play cards.
Guest243: "you've got the knife, i got the gun-come on over, we'll have a little fun"
Lyric: We may not last but we'll have fun till it ends.
Guest243: "what if i made you cry?"
Lyric: Then an angel would come with burning eyes like stars, and bury us deep in his velvet arms.
Guest243: kinky-i might like a threesome. hee hee.
Lyric: Listen to the world out on the outside pressing in... are you ready on my mark?
Guest243: "shut up world"
Lyric: Now, it is silver and silent, it is silver and cold.
Guest243: "hello darkness-my good friend."
Lyric: I want to be a friend you can rely on you can lean on and trust.
Guest243: will you love me....will you love me forever?
Lyric: Oh yes! You're so wonderful, too good to be true.
Guest243: "i'm gonna hold you in my arms forever."
Lyric: But are you ready for the nightmare when you can't let go?
Guest243: yes.
Lyric: You are the clever one, aren't you?
Guest243: do you mean it?
Lyric: You know what I mean.
Guest243: what's going on here?
Lyric: There's this nagging suspicion that won't leave me alone tonight.
Guest243: bye
Lyric: A dozen roses couldn't say goodbye to all the heartache, so I left them in the garden.
Guest243: "nothing compares to you" bye
Lyric: Goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knew...
Guest243: "we'll meet again"
Lyric: We'll get so high and get nowhere.
Guest243: bye
Lyric: They flip the siren, hit the lights, close the doors and I am gone.
Guest243: cant i leave you happy?
Lyric: I just can't be happy, love, unless you're happy too.
Guest243: i'm happy. bye
Lyric: I smile as you walk away. I always knew I couldn't stay.
Guest243: i'll always be at your side. bye
Lyric: Oh no, don't you dare hang up this phone.
Guest243: i'm getting off this site now.
Lyric: And now these insecurities will come back to kill you.
Guest243: cheeerful. bye
Lyric: I turn off the lights and crawl into bed.
Lyric: We may not last but we'll have fun till it ends.
Guest243: "what if i made you cry?"
Lyric: Then an angel would come with burning eyes like stars, and bury us deep in his velvet arms.
Guest243: kinky-i might like a threesome. hee hee.
Lyric: Listen to the world out on the outside pressing in... are you ready on my mark?
Guest243: "shut up world"
Lyric: Now, it is silver and silent, it is silver and cold.
Guest243: "hello darkness-my good friend."
Lyric: I want to be a friend you can rely on you can lean on and trust.
Guest243: will you love me....will you love me forever?
Lyric: Oh yes! You're so wonderful, too good to be true.
Guest243: "i'm gonna hold you in my arms forever."
Lyric: But are you ready for the nightmare when you can't let go?
Guest243: yes.
Lyric: You are the clever one, aren't you?
Guest243: do you mean it?
Lyric: You know what I mean.
Guest243: what's going on here?
Lyric: There's this nagging suspicion that won't leave me alone tonight.
Guest243: bye
Lyric: A dozen roses couldn't say goodbye to all the heartache, so I left them in the garden.
Guest243: "nothing compares to you" bye
Lyric: Goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knew...
Guest243: "we'll meet again"
Lyric: We'll get so high and get nowhere.
Guest243: bye
Lyric: They flip the siren, hit the lights, close the doors and I am gone.
Guest243: cant i leave you happy?
Lyric: I just can't be happy, love, unless you're happy too.
Guest243: i'm happy. bye
Lyric: I smile as you walk away. I always knew I couldn't stay.
Guest243: i'll always be at your side. bye
Lyric: Oh no, don't you dare hang up this phone.
Guest243: i'm getting off this site now.
Lyric: And now these insecurities will come back to kill you.
Guest243: cheeerful. bye
Lyric: I turn off the lights and crawl into bed.
Lyric: (to Guest243) Introduce yourself to whichever of me is nearby.
Guest243: hi, i am guest.....some number.
Lyric: You're nothing special. You're a skeleton key.
Guest243: "hit your head on a rock...and make it feel all better."
Lyric: Crawl inside my head with me, I'll show you how it feels.
Guest243: welcome to my nightmare
Lyric: Tell me your nightmare, I'll give you my dream. I will protect you whenever you scream.
Guest243: would you [fugitive] harbor me? would i harbor you?
Lyric: Run for cover - Oh your life is in vain if you try to escape me.
Guest243: run for the hills.
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...
Lyric: The whole wide world's a stage of complete chaos.
Guest243: this is the end of the world as we know it.
Lyric: And I will say peace to the people I meet while the world waits for an explosion.
Guest243: FIGHT THE POWER!
Lyric: In another situation I could put up a fight, but you will be my downfall tonight.
Guest243: i'm passed out on the floor, drunk + poor....
Lyric: And the Lord have mercy on your soul.
Guest243: hi, i am guest.....some number.
Lyric: You're nothing special. You're a skeleton key.
Guest243: "hit your head on a rock...and make it feel all better."
Lyric: Crawl inside my head with me, I'll show you how it feels.
Guest243: welcome to my nightmare
Lyric: Tell me your nightmare, I'll give you my dream. I will protect you whenever you scream.
Guest243: would you [fugitive] harbor me? would i harbor you?
Lyric: Run for cover - Oh your life is in vain if you try to escape me.
Guest243: run for the hills.
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...
Lyric: The whole wide world's a stage of complete chaos.
Guest243: this is the end of the world as we know it.
Lyric: And I will say peace to the people I meet while the world waits for an explosion.
Guest243: FIGHT THE POWER!
Lyric: In another situation I could put up a fight, but you will be my downfall tonight.
Guest243: i'm passed out on the floor, drunk + poor....
Lyric: And the Lord have mercy on your soul.
Figures: Excuse me, i must be on my way.
Lyric: No more excuses. Now it is your time to die.
Vetinari: Wouldn't you agree?
Not I: My bighorn nods in agreement.
Vetinari: Have some women destroy it.
Not I: In having some women, one becomes attached to women.
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Vetinari: Oh, you're good at talking to frogs. I'll grant you that. But it's the only thing you're good at.
prob: I think you are one of the smartest people I know.
Vetinari: I have heard stranger thoughts on occasion.
prob: I like old sayings. Neat....stranger thoughts on occasion. They always have some lesson or moral.
Vetinari: Really? What can old sayings be used for?
prob: Such a thought...To be, is that age old question of existance and its meaning, Its all very deep. Me, why would I care. I think therefore I am. tee hee.
Vetinari: I quite understand.
prob: What do you like, where do you live, what do you do for fun.?
Vetinari: *smiles* Nothing of consequence, I'm sure.
prob: HAPPY, HAPPY
Vetinari: I see.
prob: Just be careful what you say to Cheyenne123, she is a bigger gossip than I am.
Vetinari: She never grasped the idea of secret passages, mind you.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
Vetinari: Oh, you're good at talking to frogs. I'll grant you that. But it's the only thing you're good at.
prob: I think you are one of the smartest people I know.
Vetinari: I have heard stranger thoughts on occasion.
prob: I like old sayings. Neat....stranger thoughts on occasion. They always have some lesson or moral.
Vetinari: Really? What can old sayings be used for?
prob: Such a thought...To be, is that age old question of existance and its meaning, Its all very deep. Me, why would I care. I think therefore I am. tee hee.
Vetinari: I quite understand.
prob: What do you like, where do you live, what do you do for fun.?
Vetinari: *smiles* Nothing of consequence, I'm sure.
prob: HAPPY, HAPPY
Vetinari: I see.
prob: Just be careful what you say to Cheyenne123, she is a bigger gossip than I am.
Vetinari: She never grasped the idea of secret passages, mind you.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
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