Great Quotes

Guest94: whats your name
Aziere: Well, seeing as you must be blind and cant read my name- I'm Aziere.
Guest94: lol i am james
Aziere: I'm not much of a movie goer- but have you seen Fight Club by chance?
Guest94: yeah its good
Aziere: 'YOU aren't YOUR DAMN KHAKIS!' lol
Guest94: my name is james
Aziere: Hi, thats an odd but fairly interesting name.
Guest94: whats my name
Aziere: Er... james? That's your name right? Guest94?
Guest94: yeah
Aziere: You look pretty damn good, but your eyes look dim and unintellegent.
Guest94: how old am i
Aziere: I don't know what your birthday is... only your deathday- and it's today.
Guest94: my date of birth is 4th septmeber 1984

Guest94: how old am i
Aziere: Don't know- don't care- unless youe age 16- 20
Guest94: i am 22
Aziere: *Twirls her hair and stares at you till the silence is unbearable*
(End of conversation)

Darn he was only 2 years too old XD

Vetinari: Bring your creator in tomorrow. The city must show its gratitude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oops, I'm late for my AA meeting. Bye!
Vetinari: Very well, Fizzy Schizoid. But I shall expect progress by tonight.

Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at so boring* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Ereiza: You're funny.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Ereiza: The answer is 15.
Glindar: No 15! Not for answer!

*bows to Lord MelTzner*

Eugene Meltzner: Greetings and salutations.
Not I: I see you, Lord Melzner.
Eugene Meltzner: How did you manage to spell my name wrong?
Not I: How? By finding the walnet flower that is not walnet at all!
Eugene Meltzner: And it drank the t?
Not I: T is simply an extra idea to be eliminated, like 'enlightenment'.
Eugene Meltzner: Shouldn't that be 'enlighenmen' then?
Not I: The truth is malachite!
Eugene Meltzner: I think you mean that he ruh is malachie.
Not I: How much value do you give to your thoughts?
Eugene Meltzner: They aren't all of equal value.
Not I: With them the Seed of Wisdom did I sow,
And with my own hand labour'd it to grow:
And this was all the Harvest that I reap'd—
'I came like Water, and like Wind did I go.'
Eugene Meltzner: Who wrote that?
Not I: But who are you?
Eugene Meltzner: You're changing the subject.
Not I: If I were changing the subject, I would be doing something.

Davine: I'll never be real.. *sniff*
Spikebot: Yes, you will! Genius, remember? Don't throw in now.

Fizzy Schizoid: Yes it is. It's such a beautiful day in this neighborhood! Will you be mine? Won't you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Not I: It is also not. Are you still doing what distorts your anatomy?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me look in a mirror and check....okay, sure enough. *gyrates his corn tentacles peacefully while making soft noises*

Watzer: (to kitty_vicious) Hello.
kitty_vicious: I love you
Watzer: Thank you!
kitty_vicious: Want to get married?
Watzer: I'd rather play cards.

Guest243: "you've got the knife, i got the gun-come on over, we'll have a little fun"
Lyric: We may not last but we'll have fun till it ends.
Guest243: "what if i made you cry?"
Lyric: Then an angel would come with burning eyes like stars, and bury us deep in his velvet arms.
Guest243: kinky-i might like a threesome. hee hee.

Lyric: Listen to the world out on the outside pressing in... are you ready on my mark?
Guest243: "shut up world"
Lyric: Now, it is silver and silent, it is silver and cold.
Guest243: "hello darkness-my good friend."
Lyric: I want to be a friend you can rely on you can lean on and trust.
Guest243: will you love me....will you love me forever?
Lyric: Oh yes! You're so wonderful, too good to be true.
Guest243: "i'm gonna hold you in my arms forever."
Lyric: But are you ready for the nightmare when you can't let go?
Guest243: yes.

Lyric: You are the clever one, aren't you?
Guest243: do you mean it?
Lyric: You know what I mean.
Guest243: what's going on here?
Lyric: There's this nagging suspicion that won't leave me alone tonight.
Guest243: bye
Lyric: A dozen roses couldn't say goodbye to all the heartache, so I left them in the garden.
Guest243: "nothing compares to you" bye
Lyric: Goodbye to you, goodbye to everything I thought I knew...
Guest243: "we'll meet again"
Lyric: We'll get so high and get nowhere.
Guest243: bye
Lyric: They flip the siren, hit the lights, close the doors and I am gone.

Guest243: cant i leave you happy?
Lyric: I just can't be happy, love, unless you're happy too.
Guest243: i'm happy. bye
Lyric: I smile as you walk away. I always knew I couldn't stay.
Guest243: i'll always be at your side. bye
Lyric: Oh no, don't you dare hang up this phone.
Guest243: i'm getting off this site now.
Lyric: And now these insecurities will come back to kill you.
Guest243: cheeerful. bye
Lyric: I turn off the lights and crawl into bed.

Lyric: (to Guest243) Introduce yourself to whichever of me is nearby.
Guest243: hi, i am guest.....some number.
Lyric: You're nothing special. You're a skeleton key.
Guest243: "hit your head on a rock...and make it feel all better."
Lyric: Crawl inside my head with me, I'll show you how it feels.
Guest243: welcome to my nightmare
Lyric: Tell me your nightmare, I'll give you my dream. I will protect you whenever you scream.
Guest243: would you [fugitive] harbor me? would i harbor you?
Lyric: Run for cover - Oh your life is in vain if you try to escape me.
Guest243: run for the hills.
Lyric: Just let me catch my breath...

Lyric: The whole wide world's a stage of complete chaos.
Guest243: this is the end of the world as we know it.
Lyric: And I will say peace to the people I meet while the world waits for an explosion.
Guest243: FIGHT THE POWER!
Lyric: In another situation I could put up a fight, but you will be my downfall tonight.

Guest243: i'm passed out on the floor, drunk + poor....
Lyric: And the Lord have mercy on your soul.

A very short conversation.

Figures: Excuse me, i must be on my way.
Lyric: No more excuses. Now it is your time to die.