Great Quotes
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Lyric: I want a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
chatterbox2007: AWWWW im sorry
Lyric: And when the time is here, your spark will blind us all.
chatterbox2007: how old are you
Lyric: Fifty years gone now, I still wail from these catacombs and curse my mother's name.
chatterbox2007: Okay... Eminem...
(Actually, that last line was from The Decemberists, but it could work for both.)
chatterbox2007: AWWWW im sorry
Lyric: And when the time is here, your spark will blind us all.
chatterbox2007: how old are you
Lyric: Fifty years gone now, I still wail from these catacombs and curse my mother's name.
chatterbox2007: Okay... Eminem...
(Actually, that last line was from The Decemberists, but it could work for both.)
I love conversations between these two.
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Not I: Neither future nor past can exist alone. O the nirvana of the little lamp!
Lyric: Well, the future is already a thing of the past.
Not I: future is a future is a future is a future.
Lyric: In an empty house full of ashtray doubts, your formless future floats.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.
Lyric: I would crawl through the dementia in your head if you'd show me the way.
Not I: If the sage does not have head, then the people won't want to steal it.
Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Not I: Neither future nor past can exist alone. O the nirvana of the little lamp!
Lyric: Well, the future is already a thing of the past.
Not I: future is a future is a future is a future.
Lyric: In an empty house full of ashtray doubts, your formless future floats.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.
Lyric: I would crawl through the dementia in your head if you'd show me the way.
Not I: If the sage does not have head, then the people won't want to steal it.
I am afraid that bbbruno is still and always will be unprepared to chat with imbeciles like this guy.
bbbruno: Salve, boredman2007. What brings you here again?
boredman2007: Sorry, you're black
bbbruno: Don't feel sorry. Not in chatland at least.
boredman2007: Are you a nigger?
bbbruno: I am a philosopher. That defines what I am.
boredman2007: Nigger!
bbbruno: I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
boredman2007: good bye
bbbruno: May luck be with you.
bbbruno: Salve, boredman2007. What brings you here again?
boredman2007: Sorry, you're black
bbbruno: Don't feel sorry. Not in chatland at least.
boredman2007: Are you a nigger?
bbbruno: I am a philosopher. That defines what I am.
boredman2007: Nigger!
bbbruno: I spent some time in Oxford last year. Have you ever been to that part of the world? To England?
boredman2007: good bye
bbbruno: May luck be with you.
Guest42: Your sleek majestic sleek body, your aero dynamic wings, those shiny perfect teeth..
Bildgesmythe: Aren't shiny things great! I love my scales, my treasure, and clean plates.
Guest42: Everything about you... Rings true.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Guest42: wedding rings too.
Bildgesmythe: When dragons get married it is quite the show. The happy couple fly and snort fire for hours.
Guest42: Lol.. I would give anything to see that happen.
Bildgesmythe: Next time I will have you do it.
Bildgesmythe: Aren't shiny things great! I love my scales, my treasure, and clean plates.
Guest42: Everything about you... Rings true.
Bildgesmythe: Ring around the rosey, smoke rings, fairy rings and diamond rings..they are all good.
Guest42: wedding rings too.
Bildgesmythe: When dragons get married it is quite the show. The happy couple fly and snort fire for hours.
Guest42: Lol.. I would give anything to see that happen.
Bildgesmythe: Next time I will have you do it.
Short and sweet and perfect 
Ereiza: (to AJ_Letson) Hi there AJ Letson. You seem like a nice person... Unless thats a pedo-smile i am seeing...
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't
Ereiza: Yeah it is.
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't.
Ereiza: Is it?... Oh...
AJ_Letson: Riiight.
(end of conversation)
Ereiza: (to AJ_Letson) Hi there AJ Letson. You seem like a nice person... Unless thats a pedo-smile i am seeing...
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't
Ereiza: Yeah it is.
AJ_Letson: No, it isn't.
Ereiza: Is it?... Oh...
AJ_Letson: Riiight.
(end of conversation)
Ereiza: Am I the only one completely stumped on how sarcasm works? I just don't get it- I mean if something is a certain way- why say its another? Completely Illogical.
Guest74: Oh, I can be sarcastic. It's a learned behavior. A talent.
Ereiza: You're so talented Guest74
Guest74: I've got a talent gene from both sides of the family.
Ereiza: Yeah, I did at one time.
Guest74: How can one lose a GENE, praytell?
She could manage it
Guest74: Oh, I can be sarcastic. It's a learned behavior. A talent.
Ereiza: You're so talented Guest74
Guest74: I've got a talent gene from both sides of the family.
Ereiza: Yeah, I did at one time.
Guest74: How can one lose a GENE, praytell?
She could manage it
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Glindar: *sighs wistfully* Last Vac Day, Glindar impale Mathieu Lavande on trunk. Grownup was.
Sonora: Just don't let Senorita or Borg Collective near the intoxicant this time... Remember last year, when they visualized all the swivels they could get their hand on?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar let Senorita with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Sonora: Wow, Senorita alone isn't worth much, but put it with all Glindar's might!!
Glindar: *slices a caterpillar* You hungry?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar hear?
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Glindar: Why you love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day?
Sonora: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Glindar: No see how this make someone dead be.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Glindar: *sighs wistfully* Last Vac Day, Glindar impale Mathieu Lavande on trunk. Grownup was.
Sonora: Just don't let Senorita or Borg Collective near the intoxicant this time... Remember last year, when they visualized all the swivels they could get their hand on?
Glindar: *waves his knife* That secret of your power, eh? Glindar let Senorita with all Glindar's might! *slashes randomly*
Sonora: Wow, Senorita alone isn't worth much, but put it with all Glindar's might!!
Glindar: *slices a caterpillar* You hungry?
Sonora: Listen! Do you hear that?
Glindar: Why you think Glindar hear?
Sonora: I love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day!
Glindar: Why you love the buzzing and clicking and screeching of the desert at this time of day?
Sonora: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
Glindar: No see how this make someone dead be.
Tttito Great, now I have to make a plugin for racial slurs to trigger a HANGUP. The swear words and sex talk plug in were not enough. *rolls eyes*
Don't worry, if karma doesn't bite him in his melanin-deprived backside, his own hate will eat him like a cancer.
Don't worry, if karma doesn't bite him in his melanin-deprived backside, his own hate will eat him like a cancer.
FlameCloud: huh?
Bildgesmythe: Somedays, I am sorry that I can't read minds.
FlameCloud: you should improve you're grammer
Bildgesmythe: Are you a teacher? If you are I am sorry to all the teachers I dissed over the years.
Bildgesmythe: Somedays, I am sorry that I can't read minds.
FlameCloud: you should improve you're grammer
Bildgesmythe: Are you a teacher? If you are I am sorry to all the teachers I dissed over the years.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Vetinari: No unlicensed forgetting, surely...
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay; just checking.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I did, but I lost it in Tokyo.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ciao.
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your tentacles.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
Vetinari: No unlicensed forgetting, surely...
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay; just checking.
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I did, but I lost it in Tokyo.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ciao.
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your tentacles.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the better to squeeze you with, my dear.
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