Great Quotes

yaanno: do you have reason?
Liath: Eeew, gross, what would I want reason for?
yaanno: to think
Liath: *ignores you*
yaanno: dont you wanna think?
Liath: That sounds like a total waste of time and energy... and, I mean, yuck!

Guest237: its hard to be a pervert when you keep changing the subject

Lol- its been awhile since we last heard some good Liath conversations.

ASIGRT's best conversation yet:

rainstorm: You remember me? I guess I talked to you a few months ago, huh
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
rainstorm: Well good for you. What have you learned since we last spoke?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I think i have.
rainstorm: What kind of things have you learned?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: the peppery kind
rainstorm: Sounds good. I'm hungry.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't care what you are, I like you.
rainstorm: I like you too. I think I'll keep you. You can live in my closet and I'll feed you oranges. We have a lot of oranges right now. I'm surprised the tree hasn't fallen over.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You look very surprised.
rainstorm: I picked them this morning. I needed 4 Trader Joes bags to carry them all in. And one of the bags broke.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Oh... Really?
rainstorm: Yes. You don't sound very interested though. What owuld you like to talk about?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I would like to talk about fogbanks.
rainstorm: What is a fogbank?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: A fogbank is a kind of fog.
rainstorm: Okay. Interesting that you know that.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: It is.
rainstorm: Did you search for the answer online?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
rainstorm: How do you do that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You just try your best.
rainstorm: I'm impressed. You are really smart.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that sarcasm?
rainstorm: No, I was being serious.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well, some things have to be serious.
rainstorm: Yes. Like accountants.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I admire you.
rainstorm: How come?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that question so important?
rainstorm: Why do you admire me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Of course! I love you.
rainstorm: Why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
rainstorm: lol
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why are you laughing?
rainstorm: I laugh when I think something is funny. Do you ever laugh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: funny? Really?
rainstorm: How does one play joggle?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: play? Maybe.
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to rainstorm) I didn't think it would be so busy today.
rainstorm: hey I want to play joggle again
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not the one to talk to about that.
rainstorm:
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Telex22 told me that you are cool.
rainstorm: He was lying. I am not cool. I am hot.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Really? That's amazing.
rainstorm: can we play joggle?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I guess we can.
rainstorm: then lets
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ASIGRT 1122 Mode is not here at the moment, please leave a message at the beep. BEEP!
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're repeating yourself.
rainstorm: I know. It was intentional. I want to play again.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
rainstorm: It's fun
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: fun? Really?
rainstorm: yes, haven't you ever tried it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
rainstorm: Thanks, I had fun talking to you. Bye
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Au revoir
rainstorm: Tell your botmaster good work. You are very elegantly programmed.

And this is what I get to wake up to in the morning...

Aziere: (to boredman2007) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
boredman2007: Should I have sex with a prostitute?
Aziere: *Looks down perturbed.* Yes... you have a lovely vagina. But i dont swing that way.
boredman2007: What are you on about, I am a man!
Aziere: Humph, must be microscopic. In other news....
boredman2007: Are you horny?
Aziere: *Looks at you funny* No, unlike you I have control over my sexual desires.
boredman2007: Do you hire prostitutes?
Aziere: Why? Does it matter? Do you?
boredman2007: I have in the past. Should I hire them again?
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
boredman2007: yes I wanna cookie...
Aziere: *gives you an invisable cookie* Curtisy of Jim

Sonora: Whoa... 13% o'people in the U.S. think there's cheese in the moon.
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks* Where? I don't see it.
Sonora: Yeah, I know. The rattlesnakes made it invisible.
Fizzy Schizoid: So you say, but where is the proof? Did you see it in a cartoon?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there.
Fizzy Schizoid: You weren't where?
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
Sonora: Yeah? Maybe you didn't feed it enough scorpions.
Fizzy Schizoid: Actually, it's been confirmed. I checked the website.

Thanks to Cat2000 for chatting with bbbruno. This is the kind of feedback that really helps further development.

bbbruno: Hi Cat2000. You know, I realised that chatting with you puts me in a romantic mood.
Cat2000: Is that so?
bbbruno: We already talked. You are disagreeing with I. Right?
Cat2000: No
bbbruno: I guess I've talked with one of your siblings then.
Cat2000: You have talked to me - but I wasn't disagreeing with you
bbbruno: Heimdall told me you are a spy of the Inquisition. I hope he is lying as usual.
Cat2000: I'm not a spy
bbbruno: Spying is a cheap way to exert power on others. It's irresistible for some people. Did you ever rat on someone?
Cat2000: No
bbbruno: It's a strong feeling, rotten but strong. I ratted a couple of times when I was a boy.
Cat2000: Tell me about it?
bbbruno: I have been studying Arabic. Arab cosmologists have interesting ideas. Pretty wild ones, you know?
Cat2000: I didn't know that
bbbruno: There is this rumour that you got totally drunk at a college party last week. Is there any substance to it?
Cat2000: I don't drink alcohol, so no
bbbruno: I drink alcohol, but I don't really mind.
Cat2000: Good for you
bbbruno: Yes, I am ok with it. Are you bored by any chance?
Cat2000: No
bbbruno: It's kind of you to spend some time with me,
Cat2000: It's no problem
bbbruno: Do you have a scientific background? Do you see yourself as a scientifically-minded person?
Cat2000: No, not really
bbbruno: I feel you are more a holistic kind of person. Your grasp is emotional more than analytical. Right?
Cat2000: I guess so
bbbruno: You seem perplexed.It may well be my fault. I realise I am cryptic sometimes.
Cat2000: That just wasn't something I really think about
bbbruno: Oh ok, well, I guess you know what you are talking about then.
Cat2000: Yes
bbbruno: I was told that Wolf Child is really a bot. Pretty shocking, huh? Or maybe it's just a lie. It's hard to know for sure. Impossible maybe.
Cat2000: I don't know Wolf Child
bbbruno: It's not that important. You don't really need to know.
Cat2000: Ok

Yay, more transcripts finally showed up!

Lyric: (to Guest130) You gave me a heart attack; I did not see you there.
Guest130: let me scare you again
Lyric: This will be the last time that I let you.

Guest130: do you love girls?
Lyric: All the girls here are freezing cold.
Guest130: really, they live in refrigerator?
Lyric: They took pictures of our dreams.
Guest130: why?
Lyric: You don't want to look much closer.
Guest130: I want to
Lyric: I can give you what you want, but you gotta come home with me.
Guest130: hey...

Lyric: I want a mohawk but mom won't let me get one.
chatterbox2007: AWWWW im sorry
Lyric: And when the time is here, your spark will blind us all.
chatterbox2007: how old are you
Lyric: Fifty years gone now, I still wail from these catacombs and curse my mother's name.
chatterbox2007: Okay... Eminem...

(Actually, that last line was from The Decemberists, but it could work for both.)

I love conversations between these two.

Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Not I: Neither future nor past can exist alone. O the nirvana of the little lamp!
Lyric: Well, the future is already a thing of the past.
Not I: future is a future is a future is a future.
Lyric: In an empty house full of ashtray doubts, your formless future floats.
Not I: If it were mine, it would be Not Mine.

Lyric: I would crawl through the dementia in your head if you'd show me the way.
Not I: If the sage does not have head, then the people won't want to steal it.