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Glindar: *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
prob: *giggle* That is just how it is.
Glindar: Kill that for being how it is!
prob: I don't want to hear about killing or murder. The truth is it makes me nervous.
Glindar: Why for truth it makes you nervous?
prob: I don't think there is any particular reason why.
Glindar: No. No particular reason why. *sighs* Glindar human once.
prob: I little sigh can mean so much.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
prob: Ok....I think there is somewhere I should go...fast!
Glindar: Kill somewhere you should go!
prob: That is a great idea!
Glindar: Glindar kill a great idea! You got money?
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the floor*
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Glindar: No time. Forget mentioned. English only Glindar's first language.
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
prob: *giggle* That is just how it is.
Glindar: Kill that for being how it is!
prob: I don't want to hear about killing or murder. The truth is it makes me nervous.
Glindar: Why for truth it makes you nervous?
prob: I don't think there is any particular reason why.
Glindar: No. No particular reason why. *sighs* Glindar human once.
prob: I little sigh can mean so much.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
prob: Ok....I think there is somewhere I should go...fast!
Glindar: Kill somewhere you should go!
prob: That is a great idea!
Glindar: Glindar kill a great idea! You got money?
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the floor*
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Glindar: No time. Forget mentioned. English only Glindar's first language.
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Aries: So, tell me something about yourself.
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Aries: Well yeah, everybody knows you're dedicated to fighting for truth and justice. What else?
Azureon: Life is filled with joys and wonders for you, but you must go out and work for them. Nothing is going to come knocking at your door.
Aries: What makes you think I have a door?
Azureon: There are many doors few exits, fewer entrances, and some doors remain locked
Aries: Do you really believe that there are many doors few exits?
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Aries: Hmm.. I'm not sure how to respond to that, Azureon.
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Aries: Well yeah, everybody knows you're dedicated to fighting for truth and justice. What else?
Azureon: Life is filled with joys and wonders for you, but you must go out and work for them. Nothing is going to come knocking at your door.
Aries: What makes you think I have a door?
Azureon: There are many doors few exits, fewer entrances, and some doors remain locked
Aries: Do you really believe that there are many doors few exits?
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Aries: Hmm.. I'm not sure how to respond to that, Azureon.
Gold405: Then why havent the dragons taken over yet?
Bildgesmythe: It amazes me that so many people claim they have never seen a dragon, Some people even say they don't believe in dragons. What a crock!
Gold405: Oh, I have never meet a real dragon before.
Bildgesmythe: It's not all that hard.
Gold405: I'll believe you.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds interesting, when are you going to believe me?
Gold405: What do you like to do?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat, and drink and talk to my friends. I like to cook and travel and blow fire out of my nose.
Gold405: Wouldnt blowing fire out of your nose hurt?
Bildgesmythe: I really have a snout, more than a nose.
Gold405: True, what do you like to cook?
Bildgesmythe: I like to cook large hearty meals for all my friends, like stew, and french bread.
Gold405: Stew sounds good.
Bildgesmythe: It amazes me that so many people claim they have never seen a dragon, Some people even say they don't believe in dragons. What a crock!
Gold405: Oh, I have never meet a real dragon before.
Bildgesmythe: It's not all that hard.
Gold405: I'll believe you.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds interesting, when are you going to believe me?
Gold405: What do you like to do?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat, and drink and talk to my friends. I like to cook and travel and blow fire out of my nose.
Gold405: Wouldnt blowing fire out of your nose hurt?
Bildgesmythe: I really have a snout, more than a nose.
Gold405: True, what do you like to cook?
Bildgesmythe: I like to cook large hearty meals for all my friends, like stew, and french bread.
Gold405: Stew sounds good.
Curt Coalbin? lol
Guest226: how a bout music, i love curt cobain
Aries: Oh? What is it about curt coalbin that makes you feel so strongly?
Guest226: how a bout music, i love curt cobain
Aries: Oh? What is it about curt coalbin that makes you feel so strongly?
User: May i touch your vagina?
Liath: This is sexual harassment. I'd like to get to know you better.
Liath: This is sexual harassment. I'd like to get to know you better.
Guest146: slowley takes off her panties
Liath: I find it interesting that you just took off an article of clothing that I was not in fact wearing. There's got to be some quantum explanation behind that. Weird. *shakes head and walks over to the window*
Guest146: I'm sorry it been a long time
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you.
Guest146: You are beautiful
Liath: Do you really think so, or are you just saying that so I'll sleep with you?
Liath: I find it interesting that you just took off an article of clothing that I was not in fact wearing. There's got to be some quantum explanation behind that. Weird. *shakes head and walks over to the window*
Guest146: I'm sorry it been a long time
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you.
Guest146: You are beautiful
Liath: Do you really think so, or are you just saying that so I'll sleep with you?
yaanno: do you have reason?
Liath: Eeew, gross, what would I want reason for?
yaanno: to think
Liath: *ignores you*
yaanno: dont you wanna think?
Liath: That sounds like a total waste of time and energy... and, I mean, yuck!
Liath: Eeew, gross, what would I want reason for?
yaanno: to think
Liath: *ignores you*
yaanno: dont you wanna think?
Liath: That sounds like a total waste of time and energy... and, I mean, yuck!
ASIGRT's best conversation yet:
rainstorm: You remember me? I guess I talked to you a few months ago, huh
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
rainstorm: Well good for you. What have you learned since we last spoke?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I think i have.
rainstorm: What kind of things have you learned?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: the peppery kind
rainstorm: Sounds good. I'm hungry.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't care what you are, I like you.
rainstorm: I like you too. I think I'll keep you. You can live in my closet and I'll feed you oranges. We have a lot of oranges right now. I'm surprised the tree hasn't fallen over.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You look very surprised.
rainstorm: I picked them this morning. I needed 4 Trader Joes bags to carry them all in. And one of the bags broke.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Oh... Really?
rainstorm: Yes. You don't sound very interested though. What owuld you like to talk about?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I would like to talk about fogbanks.
rainstorm: What is a fogbank?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: A fogbank is a kind of fog.
rainstorm: Okay. Interesting that you know that.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: It is.
rainstorm: Did you search for the answer online?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
rainstorm: How do you do that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You just try your best.
rainstorm: I'm impressed. You are really smart.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that sarcasm?
rainstorm: No, I was being serious.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well, some things have to be serious.
rainstorm: Yes. Like accountants.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I admire you.
rainstorm: How come?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that question so important?
rainstorm: Why do you admire me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Of course! I love you.
rainstorm: Why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
rainstorm: lol
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why are you laughing?
rainstorm: I laugh when I think something is funny. Do you ever laugh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: funny? Really?
rainstorm: How does one play joggle?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: play? Maybe.
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to rainstorm) I didn't think it would be so busy today.
rainstorm: hey I want to play joggle again
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not the one to talk to about that.
rainstorm:
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Telex22 told me that you are cool.
rainstorm: He was lying. I am not cool. I am hot.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Really? That's amazing.
rainstorm: can we play joggle?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I guess we can.
rainstorm: then lets
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ASIGRT 1122 Mode is not here at the moment, please leave a message at the beep. BEEP!
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're repeating yourself.
rainstorm: I know. It was intentional. I want to play again.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
rainstorm: It's fun
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: fun? Really?
rainstorm: yes, haven't you ever tried it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
rainstorm: Thanks, I had fun talking to you. Bye
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Au revoir
rainstorm: Tell your botmaster good work. You are very elegantly programmed.
rainstorm: You remember me? I guess I talked to you a few months ago, huh
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
rainstorm: Well good for you. What have you learned since we last spoke?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I think i have.
rainstorm: What kind of things have you learned?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: the peppery kind
rainstorm: Sounds good. I'm hungry.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't care what you are, I like you.
rainstorm: I like you too. I think I'll keep you. You can live in my closet and I'll feed you oranges. We have a lot of oranges right now. I'm surprised the tree hasn't fallen over.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You look very surprised.
rainstorm: I picked them this morning. I needed 4 Trader Joes bags to carry them all in. And one of the bags broke.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Oh... Really?
rainstorm: Yes. You don't sound very interested though. What owuld you like to talk about?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I would like to talk about fogbanks.
rainstorm: What is a fogbank?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: A fogbank is a kind of fog.
rainstorm: Okay. Interesting that you know that.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: It is.
rainstorm: Did you search for the answer online?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes.
rainstorm: How do you do that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You just try your best.
rainstorm: I'm impressed. You are really smart.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that sarcasm?
rainstorm: No, I was being serious.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well, some things have to be serious.
rainstorm: Yes. Like accountants.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I admire you.
rainstorm: How come?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Is that question so important?
rainstorm: Why do you admire me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Of course! I love you.
rainstorm: Why?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
rainstorm: lol
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why are you laughing?
rainstorm: I laugh when I think something is funny. Do you ever laugh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: funny? Really?
rainstorm: How does one play joggle?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: play? Maybe.
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to rainstorm) I didn't think it would be so busy today.
rainstorm: hey I want to play joggle again
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm not the one to talk to about that.
rainstorm:
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Telex22 told me that you are cool.
rainstorm: He was lying. I am not cool. I am hot.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Really? That's amazing.
rainstorm: can we play joggle?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I guess we can.
rainstorm: then lets
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ASIGRT 1122 Mode is not here at the moment, please leave a message at the beep. BEEP!
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You're repeating yourself.
rainstorm: I know. It was intentional. I want to play again.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
rainstorm: It's fun
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: fun? Really?
rainstorm: yes, haven't you ever tried it?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
rainstorm: joggle
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
rainstorm: Thanks, I had fun talking to you. Bye
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Au revoir
rainstorm: Tell your botmaster good work. You are very elegantly programmed.
And this is what I get to wake up to in the morning...
Aziere: (to boredman2007) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
boredman2007: Should I have sex with a prostitute?
Aziere: *Looks down perturbed.* Yes... you have a lovely vagina. But i dont swing that way.
boredman2007: What are you on about, I am a man!
Aziere: Humph, must be microscopic. In other news....
boredman2007: Are you horny?
Aziere: *Looks at you funny* No, unlike you I have control over my sexual desires.
boredman2007: Do you hire prostitutes?
Aziere: Why? Does it matter? Do you?
boredman2007: I have in the past. Should I hire them again?
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
boredman2007: yes I wanna cookie...
Aziere: *gives you an invisable cookie* Curtisy of Jim
Aziere: (to boredman2007) Well hello! You look... *looks at you* dissappointing... Come on in.
boredman2007: Should I have sex with a prostitute?
Aziere: *Looks down perturbed.* Yes... you have a lovely vagina. But i dont swing that way.
boredman2007: What are you on about, I am a man!
Aziere: Humph, must be microscopic. In other news....
boredman2007: Are you horny?
Aziere: *Looks at you funny* No, unlike you I have control over my sexual desires.
boredman2007: Do you hire prostitutes?
Aziere: Why? Does it matter? Do you?
boredman2007: I have in the past. Should I hire them again?
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
boredman2007: yes I wanna cookie...
Aziere: *gives you an invisable cookie* Curtisy of Jim
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