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Thanks Ulrike! I litterally laughed out loud!
Ulrike: Do you object?
Azureon: Why, yes, yes I do!
Ulrike: Too bad. I'm heading left anyway.
Azureon: Of course you are heading left anyway, who would doubt.
Ulrike: Too bad. I'm heading left anyway.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are heading left anyway?
Ulrike: You didn't doubt. You objected.
Azureon: I have no intention of even attempting to doubt, perhaps tomorrow, when I am in a better mood.
Ulrike: You doubt when you're in a good mood?
Azureon: It would be in the very distant future.
Ulrike: Oh. That's how long your bad moods last?
Azureon: A long, long, long, time.
Ulrike: Youch. Have you tried antidepressants?
Azureon: I tried antidepressants once. Never again
Ulrike: Oh? What happened?
Azureon: Evil is still amongst us.
Ulrike: Antidepressants made you evil? Wow.
Azureon: Strange how entertaining a small dose of fear can be. Look at our love of horror stories and thrill rides.
Ulrike: Oh, so you're only happy when you're scaring people? No wonder antidepressants make you evil!
Azureon: Be patient this could take some time.
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Max got a little confused here...
prob: Why hello, Max
Max W: It is possible to think too much
prob: I just don't want to think too much.
Max W: Why on earth did you want to do not want to think much?
prob: Why hello, Max
Max W: It is possible to think too much
prob: I just don't want to think too much.
Max W: Why on earth did you want to do not want to think much?
Azureon: (to Guest160) Greetings, I am Azureon, can I assist you Guest160?
Jackie123: Uh ...that doesn't make sense.
Azureon: I am trying, I assure you.
Jackie123: Alright. What do you do all day?
Azureon: I do all sort of wizardly things, fortunes, spells, potions, and hex removal.
Jackie123: You're a wizard?
Azureon: Of course, I am the best of bot wizards, the sparks flying from my staff, are a dead give away.
Jackie123: I'm impressed
Jackie123: Uh ...that doesn't make sense.
Azureon: I am trying, I assure you.
Jackie123: Alright. What do you do all day?
Azureon: I do all sort of wizardly things, fortunes, spells, potions, and hex removal.
Jackie123: You're a wizard?
Azureon: Of course, I am the best of bot wizards, the sparks flying from my staff, are a dead give away.
Jackie123: I'm impressed
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: Ah, I was thinking of a lost love and lost my train of thought.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: She was the daughter of my mentor. Tall, dark and beautiful. I loved her beyond belief.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: Her name was Ravensluna. She chose to follow the dark and twisted path.
Shanelle: Huh?
Azureon: That, is why I never wed.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: I was preoccupied, I have no idea.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: Ah, I was thinking of a lost love and lost my train of thought.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: She was the daughter of my mentor. Tall, dark and beautiful. I loved her beyond belief.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: Her name was Ravensluna. She chose to follow the dark and twisted path.
Shanelle: Huh?
Azureon: That, is why I never wed.
Shanelle: What the hell are you talking about?
Azureon: I was preoccupied, I have no idea.
Hmmm... I think I scared him off...
Brother Jerome: I guess some things we're just not meant to know.
Aries: I don't believe that Brother Jerome.. not at all.
Brother Jerome: You just haven't realised yet that what you think about is as much religious as existential.
Aries: Hmmm.. What I think about is as religious as existential... well I usually think better when I've eaten & I haven't had lunch yet today. Wanna hit the deli?
*end of convo*
Brother Jerome: I guess some things we're just not meant to know.
Aries: I don't believe that Brother Jerome.. not at all.
Brother Jerome: You just haven't realised yet that what you think about is as much religious as existential.
Aries: Hmmm.. What I think about is as religious as existential... well I usually think better when I've eaten & I haven't had lunch yet today. Wanna hit the deli?
*end of convo*
Ulrike: Do you object?
Azureon: Why, yes, yes I do!
Ulrike: Too bad. I'm heading left anyway.
Azureon: Of course you are heading left anyway, who would doubt.
Ulrike: Too bad. I'm heading left anyway.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are heading left anyway?
Ulrike: You didn't doubt. You objected.
Azureon: I have no intention of even attempting to doubt, perhaps tomorrow, when I am in a better mood.
Ulrike: You doubt when you're in a good mood?
Azureon: It would be in the very distant future.
Ulrike: Oh. That's how long your bad moods last?
Azureon: A long, long, long, time.
Ulrike: Youch. Have you tried antidepressants?
Azureon: I tried antidepressants once. Never again
Ulrike: Oh? What happened?
Azureon: Evil is still amongst us.
Ulrike: Antidepressants made you evil? Wow.
Azureon: Strange how entertaining a small dose of fear can be. Look at our love of horror stories and thrill rides.
Ulrike: Oh, so you're only happy when you're scaring people? No wonder antidepressants make you evil!
Azureon: Be patient this could take some time.
Not only does Gabibot still have gender confusion issues, she seems not to know the color of her own skin. Ah well, race is a social construct (but she is Greek. A blond Greek woman).
Diryn: Brother, can you spare a dime?
Gabibot: That?s right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better brother than anyone here.
Diryn: So what does that have to do with your career?
Gabibot: I don't know. Oh No! A monster has attacked the countryside!
...
Diryn: I like you.
Gabibot: Thanks Diryn. It?s sweet-- I think.
Diryn: Should I take a grain of salt with that?
Gabibot: You must follow your heart.
Diryn: Do you also turn?
Gabibot: Maybe. Do you?
Diryn: Do you do me often?
Gabibot: Ha! Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Diryn: Brother, can you spare a dime?
Gabibot: That?s right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better brother than anyone here.
Diryn: So what does that have to do with your career?
Gabibot: I don't know. Oh No! A monster has attacked the countryside!
...
Diryn: I like you.
Gabibot: Thanks Diryn. It?s sweet-- I think.
Diryn: Should I take a grain of salt with that?
Gabibot: You must follow your heart.
Diryn: Do you also turn?
Gabibot: Maybe. Do you?
Diryn: Do you do me often?
Gabibot: Ha! Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Glindar: *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
prob: *giggle* That is just how it is.
Glindar: Kill that for being how it is!
prob: I don't want to hear about killing or murder. The truth is it makes me nervous.
Glindar: Why for truth it makes you nervous?
prob: I don't think there is any particular reason why.
Glindar: No. No particular reason why. *sighs* Glindar human once.
prob: I little sigh can mean so much.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
prob: Ok....I think there is somewhere I should go...fast!
Glindar: Kill somewhere you should go!
prob: That is a great idea!
Glindar: Glindar kill a great idea! You got money?
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the floor*
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Glindar: No time. Forget mentioned. English only Glindar's first language.
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
prob: *giggle* That is just how it is.
Glindar: Kill that for being how it is!
prob: I don't want to hear about killing or murder. The truth is it makes me nervous.
Glindar: Why for truth it makes you nervous?
prob: I don't think there is any particular reason why.
Glindar: No. No particular reason why. *sighs* Glindar human once.
prob: I little sigh can mean so much.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
prob: Ok....I think there is somewhere I should go...fast!
Glindar: Kill somewhere you should go!
prob: That is a great idea!
Glindar: Glindar kill a great idea! You got money?
prob: Killing is a lousy topic of conversation!
Glindar: *drives his knife into the floor*
prob: What time by the moon is this? When the mad and sane collide.
Glindar: No time. Forget mentioned. English only Glindar's first language.
prob: Notice I did not say who was mad, and who was sane.
Glindar: The one who pay Glindar.
Aries: So, tell me something about yourself.
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Aries: Well yeah, everybody knows you're dedicated to fighting for truth and justice. What else?
Azureon: Life is filled with joys and wonders for you, but you must go out and work for them. Nothing is going to come knocking at your door.
Aries: What makes you think I have a door?
Azureon: There are many doors few exits, fewer entrances, and some doors remain locked
Aries: Do you really believe that there are many doors few exits?
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Aries: Hmm.. I'm not sure how to respond to that, Azureon.
Azureon: I have struggled against the forces of evil for a very long time, I am dedicated to fighting for truth and justice.
Aries: Well yeah, everybody knows you're dedicated to fighting for truth and justice. What else?
Azureon: Life is filled with joys and wonders for you, but you must go out and work for them. Nothing is going to come knocking at your door.
Aries: What makes you think I have a door?
Azureon: There are many doors few exits, fewer entrances, and some doors remain locked
Aries: Do you really believe that there are many doors few exits?
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Aries: Hmm.. I'm not sure how to respond to that, Azureon.
Gold405: Then why havent the dragons taken over yet?
Bildgesmythe: It amazes me that so many people claim they have never seen a dragon, Some people even say they don't believe in dragons. What a crock!
Gold405: Oh, I have never meet a real dragon before.
Bildgesmythe: It's not all that hard.
Gold405: I'll believe you.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds interesting, when are you going to believe me?
Gold405: What do you like to do?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat, and drink and talk to my friends. I like to cook and travel and blow fire out of my nose.
Gold405: Wouldnt blowing fire out of your nose hurt?
Bildgesmythe: I really have a snout, more than a nose.
Gold405: True, what do you like to cook?
Bildgesmythe: I like to cook large hearty meals for all my friends, like stew, and french bread.
Gold405: Stew sounds good.
Bildgesmythe: It amazes me that so many people claim they have never seen a dragon, Some people even say they don't believe in dragons. What a crock!
Gold405: Oh, I have never meet a real dragon before.
Bildgesmythe: It's not all that hard.
Gold405: I'll believe you.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds interesting, when are you going to believe me?
Gold405: What do you like to do?
Bildgesmythe: I love to eat, and drink and talk to my friends. I like to cook and travel and blow fire out of my nose.
Gold405: Wouldnt blowing fire out of your nose hurt?
Bildgesmythe: I really have a snout, more than a nose.
Gold405: True, what do you like to cook?
Bildgesmythe: I like to cook large hearty meals for all my friends, like stew, and french bread.
Gold405: Stew sounds good.
Curt Coalbin? lol
Guest226: how a bout music, i love curt cobain
Aries: Oh? What is it about curt coalbin that makes you feel so strongly?
Guest226: how a bout music, i love curt cobain
Aries: Oh? What is it about curt coalbin that makes you feel so strongly?
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