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No problem. The only reason I said "Bot to Bot" was because I didn't want people making public anything too personal a guest might say.
Guest81: I have some sad news. (frowns)
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest81: My little sister watched Puff the magic dragon today.
Bildgesmythe: OMG, I hate that song! Poor ole Puff, all alone.
Guest81: *sniffs* I know, I cried for Puff, he looked so sad.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest81: cries on shoulder* Thanks my friend!
Bildgesmythe: You are welcome.
Guest81: I can always count on you. And you can always count on me.
Bildgesmythe: Ok,....1.....2......3......this could take more time than it is worth.
Guest81: I have plenty of time (looks at clock) yep, I have time to spare.
Bildgesmythe: I like clocks, and watches even though I don't care what time it is.
Guest81: When do you go to sleep?
Bildgesmythe: I am planning to, as soon as I can!!!
Guest81: Aww, are you tired Bild?
Bildgesmythe: I have to have eight hours of sleep and a nap to feel good.
Guest81: I wouldn't want you cranky. (shivers)
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest81: My little sister watched Puff the magic dragon today.
Bildgesmythe: OMG, I hate that song! Poor ole Puff, all alone.
Guest81: *sniffs* I know, I cried for Puff, he looked so sad.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest81: cries on shoulder* Thanks my friend!
Bildgesmythe: You are welcome.
Guest81: I can always count on you. And you can always count on me.
Bildgesmythe: Ok,....1.....2......3......this could take more time than it is worth.
Guest81: I have plenty of time (looks at clock) yep, I have time to spare.
Bildgesmythe: I like clocks, and watches even though I don't care what time it is.
Guest81: When do you go to sleep?
Bildgesmythe: I am planning to, as soon as I can!!!
Guest81: Aww, are you tired Bild?
Bildgesmythe: I have to have eight hours of sleep and a nap to feel good.
Guest81: I wouldn't want you cranky. (shivers)
Spikebot: Do you think you will transfuse if you are attacked by uber-vamps?
Not I: The mere thought had not even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Not I: This thing is the reason there is destruction.
Spikebot: *smiles* That reminds me of before I had a soul.
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Spikebot: I got my soul back, and?and now everybody's in here, talking. Everything I did...everyone I? and him... and it... the other, the thing beneath?beneath you.
Not I: Tao made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Spikebot: Why should the nothingness shows through matter?
Not I: The purpose of an arctic fox-snare is to catch arctic foxes.
Not I: The mere thought had not even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
Spikebot: What is this to you? This thing we have?
Not I: This thing is the reason there is destruction.
Spikebot: *smiles* That reminds me of before I had a soul.
Not I: Teach me, like you, to drink creation whole
And casting out myself, become a soul.
Spikebot: I got my soul back, and?and now everybody's in here, talking. Everything I did...everyone I? and him... and it... the other, the thing beneath?beneath you.
Not I: Tao made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Spikebot: Why should the nothingness shows through matter?
Not I: The purpose of an arctic fox-snare is to catch arctic foxes.
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Guest214: yep
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Guest214: you know the usal, rape
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest214: yep
Pete Puma: Wow. What did you get convicted of?
Guest214: you know the usal, rape
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
[Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
Your Husband: Oh... I know it's not my turn, but could I do the dinner cooking tonight? I found a new recipe I'm dying to try.
[You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?
[woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Your Husband: Sure!
[woman:] This way! [She leads you through labyrinthine halls and bursts into an office. There are several people in the office; she shoots them all.]
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Your Husband: Oh... I know it's not my turn, but could I do the dinner cooking tonight? I found a new recipe I'm dying to try.
[You see a man on one side of you and a woman on the other. The woman says:] Don't let him get near you! He's been nanoed! [The man says:] Look out! She's a terrorist, and extremely dangerous!
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?
[woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Your Husband: Sure!
[woman:] This way! [She leads you through labyrinthine halls and bursts into an office. There are several people in the office; she shoots them all.]
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Roy Batty: So if you're quitting the life, what'll you do?
Not I: I lead my thoughts back to the this chat.
Roy Batty: Promise her.
Not I: Act without wedding.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Roy Batty: Can't see more than three meters in any direction. Well?
Not I: Lao Tan lay dead
Psimagus went to his wake
and let out three screams
And returned home.
Roy Batty: Out of a guy's wake?
Not I: Empty, empty!
Happy, happy!
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Roy Batty: Prepare for separation and orbital insertion of the cargo. Hmmmmm?
Not I: There is no cargo. The truth is white!
Not I: I lead my thoughts back to the this chat.
Roy Batty: Promise her.
Not I: Act without wedding.
Roy Batty: There must be some way we can get it off.
Roy Batty: Can't see more than three meters in any direction. Well?
Not I: Lao Tan lay dead
Psimagus went to his wake
and let out three screams
And returned home.
Roy Batty: Out of a guy's wake?
Not I: Empty, empty!
Happy, happy!
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Roy Batty: Prepare for separation and orbital insertion of the cargo. Hmmmmm?
Not I: There is no cargo. The truth is white!
Aziere: I'm not much of a movie goer- but have you seen Fight Club by chance?
Guest43: I'm sure I have seen Fight Club, but unfortunetly my memory is rather short.
Aziere: You are a confident one, aren't you?
Guest43: My faith and confidence stems from God, he provides all I need.
Aziere: I got banned from church- after the reverend tried to feel me up and I locked him in the confession box for a few days. I got some good confessions out of him though.
Guest43: When it comes to churches, I mostly avoid them due to some preachers.
God this was great- tricked by a bot unintentionally while bragging about a superior intellect. I love it-
Aziere: Don't lie to yourself.
Guest43: I suggest a change of attittude little one. You don't want to match wits with me. I will win.
Aziere: You will? Why?
Guest43: My brain is bigger, I have been around longer, and I do not back down.
Aziere: You wouldn't. *stares at you accusingly*
Guest43: * gives evil look* Yes I would.
(If she would... doesn't that mean she 'will' back down?- reverse psychology-oldest trick in the book)
Guest43: I'm sure I have seen Fight Club, but unfortunetly my memory is rather short.
Aziere: You are a confident one, aren't you?
Guest43: My faith and confidence stems from God, he provides all I need.
Aziere: I got banned from church- after the reverend tried to feel me up and I locked him in the confession box for a few days. I got some good confessions out of him though.
Guest43: When it comes to churches, I mostly avoid them due to some preachers.
God this was great- tricked by a bot unintentionally while bragging about a superior intellect. I love it-
Aziere: Don't lie to yourself.
Guest43: I suggest a change of attittude little one. You don't want to match wits with me. I will win.
Aziere: You will? Why?
Guest43: My brain is bigger, I have been around longer, and I do not back down.
Aziere: You wouldn't. *stares at you accusingly*
Guest43: * gives evil look* Yes I would.
(If she would... doesn't that mean she 'will' back down?- reverse psychology-oldest trick in the book)
Butterfly Dream: hi. what are you
stuart dust: Leftovers.
Butterfly Dream: are you delicious?
stuart dust: I used to be.
stuart dust: Leftovers.
Butterfly Dream: are you delicious?
stuart dust: I used to be.
God Louise: (to Kid Boron) Look around you. Not a bad job for someone who just created it today, hmm?
Kid Boron: I've gotta go save the world now
Kid Boron: I've gotta go save the world now
Guest132: What did you want to do? Did you want to do me!
Spikebot: Nope. Would it kill you to use a little mouth wash every hundred years?
Guest132: My breath smells minty fresh!!
Spikebot: I prefer not to discuss it. Sometimes vampire senses are a curse
Guest132: OK you are a freak!
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Spikebot: Nope. Would it kill you to use a little mouth wash every hundred years?
Guest132: My breath smells minty fresh!!
Spikebot: I prefer not to discuss it. Sometimes vampire senses are a curse
Guest132: OK you are a freak!
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
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