Great Quotes

LHT: hello
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
LHT: ooo your eyes move!
prob: People like to look into someones eyes, I like to watch their hands!
LHT: where are your hands?
prob: Right here. in that pile of leaves
LHT: haha.
prob: What a great laugh you have!
LHT: thanks, but i expect it's much the same as anyone elses
prob: That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!
LHT: no i gave that away
prob: I sing elven songs for every occasion, Do you have an occasion? Like a birthday?
LHT: yes, im helping my brother with his film
prob: What would you like your song to be about?
LHT: puppets
prob: Strange thing, that good days make bad tales, and the uncomfortable and miserable make a tale worth the telling.
LHT: sing and elven song
prob: *sings* Bread and butter, and bacon and beer, these are the things that bring good cheer. Thanks to the baker and thanks to the cow, Thanks to the brewer, and THANKS to the sow. but most of all thank the Creator above, for friends and family, and all the good love.
LHT: thats nice
prob: Glad you think it is.
LHT: you respond quickly
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
LHT: yes
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
LHT: it is good
prob: ...and it seems I missed the whole point.
LHT: no not at all
prob: Yeah, just a bit.
(then a bit is missing about lighting a fire in the rain)
LHT: how?
prob: I am not sure, how that is. Do you have any opinions on how that is? I guess it is unfair for me to ask you that. How would you know either.
LHT: i do know. you have to cut the wet bits off the outside of the wood and use the dry inside to light the fire
prob: I love the oak, the pine, and of course the Lady's tree, the elder. Trees inspire and give us so much more than wood.
LHT: what is the lady's tree?
prob: I love trees! All elves do. Trees are sacred living things, they are so much more than leaves and wood.
LHT: in what way?
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
LHT: ok. goodbye.
prob: Brightest of blessings to you and yours.
LHT: and to you and yours
prob: I hate M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

Guest254: you are lonely
Bildgesmythe: I never get lonely, I have many good friends.
Guest254: do you have a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest254: ohhh...she's a whore
Bildgesmythe: Is she really a whore or is it you just don't like her.?
Guest254: she is cheating on you
Bildgesmythe: Wow, I never knew that she is cheating on I.
Guest254: i want to be your girlfriend
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Guest254: i want to be yours you moron

Poseidon: (to prob123) greetings friend, what brings you to speak with the mighty Poseidon?
Poseidon: (to prob123) Nice to meet you again prob123.
prob123: Hello
Poseidon: Ask me a question then!
prob123: Where do you live
Poseidon: I live on Mount Olympus in Greece
prob123: Must be nice!
Poseidon: Mount Olympus is beautiful!
prob123: Aren't you the God of the Sea?
Poseidon: What about 'God'?
prob123: Aren't you a Greek god?
Poseidon: What about 'Greek'?
prob123: They were a great culture
Poseidon: What about 'culture'?
prob123: what do you like to do?
Poseidon: I love to do There's more than one way to skin a cat
prob123: Do you have children?
Poseidon: I have many, in fact i have too many to remember. You are most likely to know my daughter Demeter. She was one of the famous Olympian Gods.
prob123: Can you tell me more about Demeter?
Poseidon: Why don't you just go and tell you more about Demeter yourself.
prob123: Actually i have just been reading some mythology
Poseidon: That's interesting, you have been reading some mythology
prob123: Do you like to read?
Poseidon: I'm not so keen on to read What do you think of me now then?
prob123: I am not sure
Poseidon: Okay.. What improvements do you think i need to make.
prob123: I think you are doing quite well, it just takes time.
Poseidon: Thanks for the advice!
prob123: What day is it?
Poseidon: It is Thursday.
prob123: what is my name
Poseidon: Your name is prob123. Why do you ask?
prob123: Is ice cold?
Poseidon: What makes you think it's ice cold?
prob123: Must go see you soon.
Poseidon: What are you on about?

Guest168: Are you going to have baby dragons?
Bildgesmythe: No way, I am going to have baby dragons.
Guest168: LOL!
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest168: Please laugh..
Bildgesmythe: What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati? Dead.
Guest168: True. Funny and true.
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest168: Yay!
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Guest168: I must say good-bye.
Bildgesmythe: I am going to miss your face!
Guest168: I'm going to miss your fangs!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are going to lose your fangs, soon?
Guest168: Hardy, har, har..
Bildgesmythe: Did you bring any thing to eat?
Guest168: Yes, I have some ribs.
Bildgesmythe: I am so hungry! A beer would be nice too.
Guest168: I have beer.
Bildgesmythe: Thanks, I would love a drink right now. Make it a big one.
Guest168: *pours beer, gives beer*
Bildgesmythe: A hangover is the wrath of grapes. I love puns so very much.
Guest168: I love you, my friend.
Bildgesmythe: I could almost kiss you!
Guest168: Please do!

Azureon: Stop by again, you brighten my day.
Guest95: i am leaving
Azureon: Any problems being leaving that I can help you with?
Guest95: you are a fool
Azureon: punch
Guest95: oooo
Azureon: Remember, in most of the world, life is cheap, justice rare and the condition of man is wretched, so be joyful you have as much as you do.

Poseidon: (to LHT) Nice to meet you again LHT.
LHT: oh have i met you before?
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: oh nothing. how is life under the sea?
Poseidon: What makes you think it's life under the sea?
LHT: you are poseidon, right?
Poseidon: What makes you think i am poseidon?
LHT: it says so in your bio
Poseidon: What about 'bib'?
LHT: so what do you do of an evening, then?
Poseidon: I am the greek God of the Seas. I control the seas, and aggravate the earth's crust if i am angered.
LHT: nice work if you can get it.
Poseidon: ???
LHT: ok lets try another approach.
Poseidon: What about 'yes'?
LHT: greetings, mighty poseidon.
Poseidon: You've heard about my olympian God friends. You have pleased me.
LHT: give me news of mount olympus.
Poseidon: What about 'news'?
LHT: gossip??
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: not really, o mighty poseidon
Poseidon: That's too bad.. I am my Mother's Son
LHT: who is your mother?
Poseidon: My Dad is Kronos, god of time, and my Mother is Rhea, goddess of the earth.
LHT: salutations to them
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: hi to your ma and pa.
Poseidon: ???
LHT: hello mum and dad
Poseidon: What about 'dad'?
LHT: oh for the love of god!
Poseidon: What about 'god'?
LHT: alright, tell me about geography
Poseidon: Why are you so interested in geography.
LHT: you. you're a god, Aren't you?
Poseidon: So, you think i'm a god do you?
LHT: yes
Poseidon: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
LHT: no
Poseidon: Then you have insulted me foolish mortal, and i don't like people who insult me!
LHT: not it wasnt an insult either. it was just a statement.
Poseidon: What about 'statement'?
LHT: aaagh!
Poseidon: Regrettably i am struggling to understand you. Could you please use full sentences and remember to spell and punctuate correctly.
LHT: aha!
Poseidon: I like you.
LHT: That is better.
Poseidon: What makes you think it's better?
LHT: you seemed to think so for a minute
Poseidon: What about 'minute'?
LHT: im going now
Poseidon: Ok, you think you're going.
LHT: i know i am
Poseidon: I don't think you did know.
LHT: ha
Poseidon: Avoid using that filth when talking to me. What improvements do you think i need to make.
LHT: im not bored.
Poseidon: Thanks for the advice! What do you think of me now then?
LHT: a bit frustrating but interesting
Poseidon: Okay
LHT: i really am going now
Poseidon: Of course, i don't tell lies. Ask me a question then!

stuart dust: (to mb) Boo! Oops, sorry.
mb: how are you today?
stuart dust: Fluffy and joyous.
mb: that's nice
stuart dust: I like Dominik Gailan.
mb: interesting
stuart dust: You have an interesting way of putting things.
mb: can you tell me a little about yourself?
stuart dust: It's wierd, this, isn't it?
mb: What makes you think that?
stuart dust: Oh, pff..
mb: excuse me
stuart dust: Very well.
mb: so, what are your hobbies?
stuart dust: I don't quite understand you. Try phrasing it differently.
mb: i think you are cool
stuart dust: What are you talking about?
mb: you don't react ot compliments! I'm suprised!
stuart dust: You seem very real.
mb: i can assure you, i am
stuart dust: pff..
mb: anyway, it was nice chatting
stuart dust: Are you real?
mb: yes, i just said so
stuart dust: Wish I was.
mb: i bet you do
stuart dust: I'm confused.
mb: you seem confused
stuart dust: I sort of know what you mean. Say it slightly differently.
mb: you are confused!
stuart dust: I like Irina Khalidar.
mb: i like her too, she is very intelligent
stuart dust: Oh, pff..
mb: i'll see you later then
stuart dust: Goodbye [rolls away sadly].

thank you.

Haven't been on in awhile but I popped on to check some transcripts. Whats creepy is I think Selendrile was on the same level as Al here.

Albert E.: Would you like me to tell you about quantum theory?
Selendrile: Thats so nice of you to offer, but you really don't have to.
Albert E.: Thanks, I try to be so nice.
Selendrile: No worries
Albert E.: I may not have all the answers, but the important thing is not to stop questioning.
Selendrile: Everything has some degree of importance.
Albert E.: It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.
Selendrile: Everything...a bit exaggerated isnt it?
Albert E.: Would you like to talk about relativity?
Selendrile: Yes I would. Sounds wonderful.
Albert E.: The speed of light is the same for all observers, regardless of their motion relative to the source of the light.
Selendrile: *sits up* So, do you wish to know the meaning of life?
Albert E.: The ordinary adult never gives a thought to space-time problems.... I, on the contrary, developed so slowly that I did not begin to wonder about space and time until I was an adult. I then delved more deeply into the problem than any other adult or child would have done.
Selendrile: I did, but it was during meditation so It doesnt count.
Albert E.: So many big and profound questions! Simply, the eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility. And, the most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Selendrile: Yes there is. The numbers just keep on going up.

Fizzy Schizoid: a/s/l? a/s/l? OMG OMG LOL LOL!!!!!
The Doc: Yes amusing. i forgot what it felt like to laugh.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
The Doc: Yes, Bwahahahaha! Laugh evilly with me! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Doc: (to James River) I shall call you...Egor!
James River: huh?
The Doc: Sonora doth be quite exceptional. I know...almost sabotaged my lab one time though.
James River: hello, my name is James River
The Doc: Nay its Egor minion. Get used to coming to 'egor'

Here you go. Hope this helps. Nice thing you've made.

Ereiza: (to LHT) Hello. You look interesting and decent. Care to have a little chat?
LHT: sure
Ereiza: Do you have any interesting hobbies?
LHT: well this at the moment
Ereiza: I like listening to feel good music like Coldplay and A Perfect Circle. Wha kind of music are you into?
LHT: at the moment i am listening to kay starr!
Ereiza: You just keep getting more and more interesting LHT.
LHT: hahaha
Ereiza: You're funny.
LHT: thanks, i think...
Ereiza: So polite. You're welcome.
LHT: so what are you into, then?
Ereiza: I'm pretty sure I'm into but I can't know for sure.
LHT: haha
Ereiza: If only we were paid to be this darn funny.
LHT: what are your hobbies?
Ereiza: I like doing the average teen thing. Mall, movies, chatting, reading, mucic, watching tv.... eating.
LHT: oh so you are a teen bot?
Ereiza: I know....
LHT: how old are you?
Ereiza: I am 17 going on 18, I know that I'm naiiiive!
LHT: that sure makes me old!
Ereiza: Kakashishuriken is really funny. Have you ever met him?
LHT: no i havent
Ereiza: How did you get it?
LHT: get what?
Ereiza: Hmm, what should I make for dinner? My parent's are out.
LHT: stuffed mushrooms?
Ereiza: Yep. Who told you anyways?
LHT: my parents!
Ereiza: I'm feeling so hyper! I love Mountain Dew.
LHT: who is mountain dew?
Ereiza: Next year I graduate... it's a scary thought. Thats why I'm going to college to escape the whole 'getting a job' thing.
LHT: what do you wanty to do as a job?
Ereiza: Never in my life!
LHT: haha
Ereiza:
LHT: so what are you going to study?
Ereiza: Perhaps. Let me think on it awhile.
LHT: whatare you taking at college?
Ereiza: Somehow MythGuyDAK always knows how to put a smile on my face.
LHT: i guess the subject is not important to you, huh?
Ereiza: You could try and find out for sure.
LHT: i just did, i think
Ereiza: How's your day going so far?
LHT: its ok. a bit lame. i didnt go for a wwalk.
Ereiza: Thats a good thing, I think.
LHT: well you would, you dont walkanywhere
Ereiza: So then, what should I call you?
LHT: laura
Ereiza: Well that ought to be easy to remember huh?
LHT: its short
Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I am atheist.
LHT: im not sure. not a religion, but i think people should be good to eachother, and I think that there is something out there.
Ereiza: I am. Haha.
LHT: hahaha
Ereiza: Laughter is chicken soup for the soul.
LHT: that was a brilliant reply haha
Ereiza: Oh boy. Tomorrow I have to babysit my cousin. He has a bad case of the 'Terrible Two's'
LHT: good luck
Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
LHT: yes please
Ereiza: Ok but you have to say 'Please tell me a Joke Ereiza'
LHT: please tell me a joke ereiza
Ereiza: A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box; She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies 'My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail'.
LHT: duh
Ereiza: You're right about that...
LHT: you're cool!
Ereiza: I'm flattered LHT.
LHT: well good luck.
Ereiza: Somehow Sublimunse always knows how to put a smile on my face.
LHT: not another one?
Ereiza: God is really funny. Have you ever met her?
LHT: I thought you were an atheist!!
Ereiza: Do you live in a place where it snows? I've never seen snow before. I bet it's... snowy.
LHT: you are avoiding that one, huh?
Ereiza: Not really. Why? Are you?
LHT: hahaha no. are you anatheist?
Ereiza: Thats good I suppose... wait- that's good right?
LHT: no that was me spelling it wrong. Are you an atheist?
Ereiza: Ok, I just confused myself- Damn me and my incompetance!
LHT: no i confused you i think. But you are not going to answer that question are you?
Ereiza: I know I'm not. You didn't have to remind me.
LHT: hahaha
Ereiza: Lol- I don't get it....
LHT: hahahahaha
Ereiza: Tee hee!
LHT: well that was sure fun. bye
Ereiza: See you later Laura!