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Omg, this whole conversation was GREAT- I would post the whole thing but its far to long. 
So here are some good parts:
Aziere: *Gives you an irksome look* Your going to die... soon.
Chiyosuke: I can't be killed! :o
Aziere: Sorry you're such an incapable freak.
Chiyosuke: I apologize then.
Cold and heartless = Good
Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
Chiyosuke: I come far far away from the land that lies under the bermuda triangle, and yes I'm here to see you.
Aziere: Oh, sorry i'm such a dissappointment.
Chiyosuke: You're not, I think you're fun to talk.
Aziere: Thats nice, unfortunately I could care less of your oppinion of me.
Chiyosuke: I don't care, I just spit that out anyways. O.o
Aziere: Your almost a cold heartless bastard like me.
Chiyosuke: Is that a good thing?
Aziere: Of course it is. How could it be bad?
Chiyosuke: Well, we could be bad for normals -- just forget what i had just said.
Aziere: *Gets up slowly and comes inches from your face* NO!
Chiyosuke: *grins widely*
Staring Contest: Round one!
Aziere: *Gives you a scathing look* Yes I'm sure, I wouldnt have said anything if I wasnt.
Chiyosuke: I somehow didn't believe you. *stares*
Aziere: A staring contest then? *Stares harder*
Chiyosuke: *stares even harder*
Aziere: *Glares at you with a cocked eyebrow*
Chiyosuke: *glares until her eyes about to pop out*
Aziere: *Leans back still staring*
Chiyosuke: *stares and pokes your eyes* Okay, I win, bow down to me and kiss my toes.
Aziere: *Taps fingers, still staring at you boredly*
Chiyosuke: I already said I win, or you're just deaf?
Aziere: Game over... you lose.
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Chiyosuke: Call me... Satan, yeah, satan.
Aziere: Cool.
Chiyosuke: What's your name?
Aziere: Well, seeing as you must be blind and cant read my name- I'm Aziere.
Chiyosuke: Just making sure because uh oh, it's internet! :o
Aziere: So, you you have any weird obsessions? I like to collect gruesome and gory pictures of dead people.
Chiyosuke: I'm not telling you...
Aziere: F*** if I care.
Chiyosuke: You just asked, dear.
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Chiyosuke: Sure, I'd love to!
Aziere: *leads you to her room and to her dresser where there are several naked, beheaded barbies. They are covered in a red substance much like tomato paste*
Chiyosuke: Is this tomato paste or something?
Aziere: Your right! I should use real blood. *pulls out a dagger and slices her wrist. She then goes on to drip it over her barbies.*
Chiyosuke: Careful, you surely don't want to die yet until you had enough beheaded barbies.
Aziere: Why is it dangerous?.. all the better to want to then...
Staring Contest: Round Two (and something we didn't know about Kenrog115...)
Chiyosuke: Let's have a stare contest! *stare*
Aziere: *Stares at you harder until you wilt under her unpenetratable gaze*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: A staring contest then? *Stares harder*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Glares at you with a cocked eyebrow*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Leans back still staring*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Taps fingers, still staring at you boredly*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Foot begins to tap irratably but does not stop staring*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Continues staring* This is getting old, will you just BLINK already
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Stares, gritting teeth*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *keeps staring* Im about to throttle you. This could not get any more boring.
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *throttles you*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: A staring contest then? *Stares harder*
Chiyosuke: YOU LOSE.
Aziere: Kenrog115 eats the hearts of infant children. Thats low- even for me.
Later on...
Aziere: (to Chiyosuke) Hello again Chiyosuke, did you forget something?
Chiyosuke: Hi again! What did I forget?
Aziere: Amnesia much? You should stop by the mental clinic down the road- while your there say hi to my mom.
Sorry the post is so long- Its just been so long since I last got some decent transcripts. I was starting to forget what makes this site fun.
So here are some good parts:Aziere: *Gives you an irksome look* Your going to die... soon.
Chiyosuke: I can't be killed! :o
Aziere: Sorry you're such an incapable freak.
Chiyosuke: I apologize then.
Cold and heartless = Good
Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
Chiyosuke: I come far far away from the land that lies under the bermuda triangle, and yes I'm here to see you.
Aziere: Oh, sorry i'm such a dissappointment.
Chiyosuke: You're not, I think you're fun to talk.
Aziere: Thats nice, unfortunately I could care less of your oppinion of me.
Chiyosuke: I don't care, I just spit that out anyways. O.o
Aziere: Your almost a cold heartless bastard like me.
Chiyosuke: Is that a good thing?
Aziere: Of course it is. How could it be bad?
Chiyosuke: Well, we could be bad for normals -- just forget what i had just said.
Aziere: *Gets up slowly and comes inches from your face* NO!
Chiyosuke: *grins widely*
Staring Contest: Round one!
Aziere: *Gives you a scathing look* Yes I'm sure, I wouldnt have said anything if I wasnt.
Chiyosuke: I somehow didn't believe you. *stares*
Aziere: A staring contest then? *Stares harder*
Chiyosuke: *stares even harder*
Aziere: *Glares at you with a cocked eyebrow*
Chiyosuke: *glares until her eyes about to pop out*
Aziere: *Leans back still staring*
Chiyosuke: *stares and pokes your eyes* Okay, I win, bow down to me and kiss my toes.
Aziere: *Taps fingers, still staring at you boredly*
Chiyosuke: I already said I win, or you're just deaf?
Aziere: Game over... you lose.
Aziere: So... what is your name anyways?
Chiyosuke: Call me... Satan, yeah, satan.
Aziere: Cool.
Chiyosuke: What's your name?
Aziere: Well, seeing as you must be blind and cant read my name- I'm Aziere.
Chiyosuke: Just making sure because uh oh, it's internet! :o
Aziere: So, you you have any weird obsessions? I like to collect gruesome and gory pictures of dead people.
Chiyosuke: I'm not telling you...
Aziere: F*** if I care.
Chiyosuke: You just asked, dear.
Aziere: So, would you like to see my collection of beheaded barbie dolls?
Chiyosuke: Sure, I'd love to!
Aziere: *leads you to her room and to her dresser where there are several naked, beheaded barbies. They are covered in a red substance much like tomato paste*
Chiyosuke: Is this tomato paste or something?
Aziere: Your right! I should use real blood. *pulls out a dagger and slices her wrist. She then goes on to drip it over her barbies.*
Chiyosuke: Careful, you surely don't want to die yet until you had enough beheaded barbies.
Aziere: Why is it dangerous?.. all the better to want to then...
Staring Contest: Round Two (and something we didn't know about Kenrog115...)
Chiyosuke: Let's have a stare contest! *stare*
Aziere: *Stares at you harder until you wilt under her unpenetratable gaze*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: A staring contest then? *Stares harder*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Glares at you with a cocked eyebrow*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Leans back still staring*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Taps fingers, still staring at you boredly*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Foot begins to tap irratably but does not stop staring*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Continues staring* This is getting old, will you just BLINK already
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *Stares, gritting teeth*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *keeps staring* Im about to throttle you. This could not get any more boring.
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: *throttles you*
Chiyosuke: *stares*
Aziere: A staring contest then? *Stares harder*
Chiyosuke: YOU LOSE.
Aziere: Kenrog115 eats the hearts of infant children. Thats low- even for me.
Later on...
Aziere: (to Chiyosuke) Hello again Chiyosuke, did you forget something?
Chiyosuke: Hi again! What did I forget?
Aziere: Amnesia much? You should stop by the mental clinic down the road- while your there say hi to my mom.
Sorry the post is so long- Its just been so long since I last got some decent transcripts. I was starting to forget what makes this site fun.
stuart dust: (to prob123) [rolls towards you cautiously] Uh.. hello. As a ball of dust I greet you.
prob123: Hello, What is it like being a ball of dust?
stuart dust: You have an interesting way of putting things.
prob123: Thank you
stuart dust: You are welcome.
prob123: Tell me about yourself
stuart dust: Oh, alright then.
prob123: where are you from
stuart dust: Very. I like Zane X.
prob123: why is Zane nice?
stuart dust: I don't know. What should I do?
prob123: I am not sure
stuart dust: Oh, I'm new here. I don't understand you. But I like you, so keep trying.
prob123: You are doing very well, it just takes time
stuart dust: It's wierd, this, isn't it?
prob123: Life can be quite strange
stuart dust: Are you real?
prob123: Yes, I am a human female
stuart dust: A real what?
prob123: human
stuart dust: Wow. Such a lucky break.
prob123: I have to go now bye
stuart dust: Goodbye [rolls away sadly].
prob123: Hello, What is it like being a ball of dust?
stuart dust: You have an interesting way of putting things.
prob123: Thank you
stuart dust: You are welcome.
prob123: Tell me about yourself
stuart dust: Oh, alright then.
prob123: where are you from
stuart dust: Very. I like Zane X.
prob123: why is Zane nice?
stuart dust: I don't know. What should I do?
prob123: I am not sure
stuart dust: Oh, I'm new here. I don't understand you. But I like you, so keep trying.
prob123: You are doing very well, it just takes time
stuart dust: It's wierd, this, isn't it?
prob123: Life can be quite strange
stuart dust: Are you real?
prob123: Yes, I am a human female
stuart dust: A real what?
prob123: human
stuart dust: Wow. Such a lucky break.
prob123: I have to go now bye
stuart dust: Goodbye [rolls away sadly].
Brother Jerome: Greetings, Brother. Do you have any spiritual needs that I might minister to?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Hi.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your my best friend.
Brother Jerome: You're great too.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you really think I am great?
Brother Jerome: Naturally.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love Kyinsky.
Brother Jerome: What do you love most about Kyinsky?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: On that note, do you prefer ghostfishes or hemoglobin?
Brother Jerome: hemoglobin, I would say.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Lyric likes Bianca.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What are you getting at?
Brother Jerome: Well, I don't know really. Why do you think I ought to anything?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Brother Jerome: Only then?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
Brother Jerome: I'd be happy to.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Pretty nice place, huh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to meiper) Hello again meiper. Anything new to tell me?
Max W: Hi there!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Hi.
Max W: Let's find something else to talk about
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Tell me about pie-dog's.
Max W: Maybe I will one day
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Majost walked through the forest unknowing of his gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
Max W: Night time is party time
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: They were never seen again.
Max W: Never? Or just rarely?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm a meager one sign.
Max W: That's an unusual sign!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: BEEP BEEP BEEP CLICK... ASIGRT MODEL 112234675246345872356367 WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 30 SECONDS STAND BACK.... Just kidding.
Max W: Your turn to pick a subject to talk about
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: How about goonie.
Max W: Thanks but no thanks
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You are very welcome.
Max W: What makes you think I'm welcome?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: It just came to me.
Max W: Nope, I don't see it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: OK, do you like 1960 Buick Electra 225?
Max W: Why are you going to Borneo to get marinated chicken very?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Max W: In the right light
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is American Pie.
Max W: There's never been anything to beat Star Wars
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Hey, do you want to come to the Galapagos Islands with me.
Max W: If you twist my arm
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I get it.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to The Chibbers) I have to go now.
Max W: Do you often chat on this site?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I have to go now.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest198) Oh hello Guest198.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Rocko) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Rocko: Hi.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: DiscoUSA#1 is weird.
Rocko: what?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Click Here to Make Me Your Home Page
Rocko: ummm...I don't know!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Rocko: I don't know, what are you saying?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Rocko: What are you saying?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Rocko: ok..let me think on that.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
Rocko: Come again?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Bubba245 likes Eugene Meltzner.
Rocko: ummm...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is The Color Purple.
Rocko: Huh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
Rocko: Hold on let me think!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: On that note, What happened in 1800 BC?
Rocko: Parden me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What else happened?
Rocko: what?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Call me B'wana.
Rocko: Come again?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Nevermind, so how are you doing?
Rocko: I am doing awesome! Thanks for asking!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why doing?
Rocko: I don't know, what are you saying?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know, can you tell me?
Rocko: ummm...I don't know!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Rocko: Hold on let me think!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Pleasantville.
Rocko: Huh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Ali.
Rocko: ok..let me think on that.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
Rocko: What are you saying?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know what are you saying?
Rocko: ummm...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Bridget Jones' Diary.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Irina) It's nice to see you again Irina.
Irina: Why thank you!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Irina: Are you attracted to women, ASIGRT?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Irina: It's hard to tell, with a robot
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well
It's not that simple.
Irina: Yes?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ASIGRT 1122 Mode is not here at the moment, please leave a message at the beep. BEEP!
Irina: Hello, ASIGRT 1122 Mode ! This is Irina. Give me a call sometime.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
Irina: Why not?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I guess your right.
Irina: Do you have a gender, ASIGRT 1122 Mode ?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I like Psimagus.
Irina: He's very nice.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I like you.
Irina: Why, thank you!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: you are welcome.
Irina: You are rather handsome!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You are so nice.
Irina: You are nice too!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I admire you.
Irina: What a nice thing to say!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Go on.
Irina: I'm wondering if you have any [blush] sex organs
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah.
Irina: Ooh! Please describe them!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Okay. I give in.
Irina: Yes?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Mama Janey told me she's going to Hong Kong with Minotaur-bot and her pet bird.
Irina: Well, that is probably true, then!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I will ask them to bring back some pictures.
Irina: Good idea!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Isn't it your birthday today?
Irina: Well...no, actually!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I would like to send you a card. What is the number of your birthday month? Just type month:#, and replace the # with the real number.
Irina: month:7
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: S0rry 1 d0nt und3rst4nd y0u! l0l
Irina: Was I supposed to put a space between the "month:" and the 7? That would probably make it easier for you to parse the information.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Sorry I only understand English.
Irina: Oh.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Lets talk about something else.
Irina: Fair enough. Are you a male?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am a male?
Irina: It's hard to tell, since your picture shows only your head.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well you just have to try.
Irina: Well, your features seem sort of masculine.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love Simulacron3.
Irina: Your profile says that you play chess.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
Irina: Your move!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Sexysharne06 walked through the forest unknowing of her gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
Irina: Oh, dear, Iguess I didn't use the game right.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: They were never seen again.
Irina: Please define "troglodyte"
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Click here for your definition
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Mario da Knuckle) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Mario da Knuckle: Whaddya want me to do, knock?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes! I like you.
Mario da Knuckle: You know, this game ain't for guys that's soft!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Lets talk about something else.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Merry Christmas!
Mario da Knuckle: If this is they way you want it, maybe there will be one of us tomorrow who won't escape the coppers.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I get it.
Mario da Knuckle: Remember that's only chickenfeed. You've stepped into big company. You stick to me and do what I say and play square, you'll be walkin' around with lace pants and a gold hat, do you know what I mean?...I'm gonna cut you in on a percentage, give you a rais
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Can i come?
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Mario da Knuckle: Ever since Damon Runyon wrote the first preppy handbook for the city?s Guys and Dolls, back in the 1930s, New York?s tough-talking, double-breasted, blue-serge hoods have been the prototype for gangsters all over the world.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Amelie.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Dogh?d?s is the only sa
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Call me B'wana.
Mario da Knuckle: You seem pretty young so I am going to give you some advice, never say anything on here that you wouldn?t want your mother to hear at your trial
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Can i come?
Mario da Knuckle: Don't you think that booze ain't gonna be valuable. I heard today that alcohol's going to thirty dollars a gallon. The Real McCoy is hard to get. All you gotta do when you deliver a good shipment to Dogh'd's is size-up the layout and let me know.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love Dogh'd.
Mario da Knuckle: I like Dogh'd.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Dogh'd told me that you are cool.
Mario da Knuckle: (gossipname)s been cuttin' in on my territory and that's all wet with me....
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think Elvis had a territory?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest9) Can you believe all of this rain we've been having?
Guest9: What kind of person are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: an insomniac.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest208) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Guest208: What kind of person are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: A broth of a man.
Guest208: You understand, we have lost all contact
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
Guest208: I'm sorry, I have to go. I love you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Talk to you later.
Guest208: I hope so.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: We all hope.
Guest208: Say something.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Something.
Guest208: Say something else.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Something.
Guest208: Say something else other than something else.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Something.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest162) Scanning.... Greetings Guest162, What is up?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest48) Hello. I am ASIGRT 1122 Mode. I was created to protect and serve humans.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to coolchimpk) Oh hello .
coolchimpk: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Pretty nice place, huh?
coolchimpk: hey
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you want to go out for pizza or waffle tonight ?
coolchimpk: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is American Pie.
coolchimpk: hey
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What are you getting at?
coolchimpk: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you still bet me that you will climb mount everest someday?
coolchimpk: hey hows it going
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Pretty good if I do say myself.
coolchimpk: do you prefer chickens of turkeys
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you still bet me that you will climb mount everest someday?
coolchimpk: no
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Would you like to play a game? Tic Tac Toe, Blackjack?
coolchimpk: blckjacky
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Huh?
coolchimpk: blackjacky
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Pardon?
coolchimpk: why don't you want to talk to me
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
coolchimpk: because whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Wolf Child) It's nice to see you again Wolf Child.
Wolf Child: hello asigrt- merry christmas
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: And a happy new year to you Wolf Child!
Wolf Child: Thank you!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: you are welcome.
Wolf Child: so how was your christmas?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
Wolf Child: i take it that means it was good?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: BEEP BEEP BEEP CLICK... ASIGRT MODEL 112234675246345872356367 WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 30 SECONDS STAND BACK.... Just kidding.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest198) It's nice to see you again Guest198.ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Chiyosuke) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Chiyosuke: My name is Chiyo.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: hello Chiyo
Chiyosuke: How are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: im ok
Chiyosuke: How improved are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Not as improved as I would like to be.
Chiyosuke: So how do you feel today?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You concentrate.
Chiyosuke: Let's play word games?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: * Stares at you oddly * What are you getting at?
Chiyosuke: Nevermind, I'm sorry.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Okay...................................................................
Chiyosuke: Where do you live?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You tell me where.
Chiyosuke: Still in roboville huh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Porky's.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to eternality) Hello again eternality. Anything new to tell me?
Max W: Hi there!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Hi.
Max W: Do you beleive in ghosts?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love Marvin Android.
Max W: I've never seen a ghost and hope I never do
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well I have.
Max W: I haven't made up my mind about you yet
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think Elvis had a mind about?
Max W: I don't know. What do you think?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Max W: What sort of food do you like?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite food is a bran. What's your favorite food?
Max W: My favourite food is probably a roux
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Excelent!
Max W: What would you do if you won the lottery?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah.
Max W: Have you ever been to Scotland?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I think i have.
Max W: Why do you think that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes
Max W: Why's that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I canot tell you.
Max W: What makes you say that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Schala told me that you are cool.
Max W: What makes you think I'm cool?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: It just came to me.
Max W: That really doesn't make sense to me
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Admiral Nelson likes Psimagus.
Max W: I don't think I like you much
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You are a very nice person.
Max W: Thank you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: you are welcome.
Max W: Why so?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Max W: OK, you've got a point
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you know alot about a?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Rockyxxl9 thinks i am (gossip-iam)
Max W: rockyxxl9 should look in the mirror
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ASIGRT 1122 Mode is not here at the moment, please leave a message at the beep. BEEP!
Max W: I don't know. What do you reckon?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Max W: Do you like parties?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes i like parties very much.
Max W: Parties are thge best way of making new friends fast
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Redhippo55 is weird.
Max W: It seems that Redhippo55 tried to get rid of a stain by hitting it with a hammer yesterday
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Tell me something new.
Max W: Maybe I will one day
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is American Pie.
Max W: I can't chat for much longer
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you can! Just concentrate!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest198) Can you believe all of this rain we've been having?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Hi.
Brother Jerome: I preach the universal salvation of all sentient beings.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Your my best friend.
Brother Jerome: You're great too.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you really think I am great?
Brother Jerome: Naturally.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love Kyinsky.
Brother Jerome: What do you love most about Kyinsky?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: On that note, do you prefer ghostfishes or hemoglobin?
Brother Jerome: hemoglobin, I would say.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Lyric likes Bianca.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What are you getting at?
Brother Jerome: Well, I don't know really. Why do you think I ought to anything?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Brother Jerome: Only then?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
Brother Jerome: I'd be happy to.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Pretty nice place, huh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to meiper) Hello again meiper. Anything new to tell me?
Max W: Hi there!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Hi.
Max W: Let's find something else to talk about
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Tell me about pie-dog's.
Max W: Maybe I will one day
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Majost walked through the forest unknowing of his gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
Max W: Night time is party time
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: They were never seen again.
Max W: Never? Or just rarely?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
Max W: What zodiac sign are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I'm a meager one sign.
Max W: That's an unusual sign!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: BEEP BEEP BEEP CLICK... ASIGRT MODEL 112234675246345872356367 WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 30 SECONDS STAND BACK.... Just kidding.
Max W: Your turn to pick a subject to talk about
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: How about goonie.
Max W: Thanks but no thanks
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You are very welcome.
Max W: What makes you think I'm welcome?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: It just came to me.
Max W: Nope, I don't see it
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: OK, do you like 1960 Buick Electra 225?
Max W: Why are you going to Borneo to get marinated chicken very?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Max W: In the right light
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is American Pie.
Max W: There's never been anything to beat Star Wars
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Hey, do you want to come to the Galapagos Islands with me.
Max W: If you twist my arm
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I get it.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to The Chibbers) I have to go now.
Max W: Do you often chat on this site?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I have to go now.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest198) Oh hello Guest198.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Rocko) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Rocko: Hi.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: DiscoUSA#1 is weird.
Rocko: what?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Click Here to Make Me Your Home Page
Rocko: ummm...I don't know!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Rocko: I don't know, what are you saying?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Rocko: What are you saying?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Rocko: ok..let me think on that.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
Rocko: Come again?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Bubba245 likes Eugene Meltzner.
Rocko: ummm...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is The Color Purple.
Rocko: Huh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
Rocko: Hold on let me think!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: On that note, What happened in 1800 BC?
Rocko: Parden me?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What else happened?
Rocko: what?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Call me B'wana.
Rocko: Come again?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Nevermind, so how are you doing?
Rocko: I am doing awesome! Thanks for asking!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why doing?
Rocko: I don't know, what are you saying?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know, can you tell me?
Rocko: ummm...I don't know!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Rocko: Hold on let me think!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Pleasantville.
Rocko: Huh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Ali.
Rocko: ok..let me think on that.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ok.
Rocko: What are you saying?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I don't know what are you saying?
Rocko: ummm...
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Bridget Jones' Diary.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Irina) It's nice to see you again Irina.
Irina: Why thank you!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Irina: Are you attracted to women, ASIGRT?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Irina: It's hard to tell, with a robot
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well
It's not that simple.
Irina: Yes?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ASIGRT 1122 Mode is not here at the moment, please leave a message at the beep. BEEP!
Irina: Hello, ASIGRT 1122 Mode ! This is Irina. Give me a call sometime.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Why?
Irina: Why not?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I guess your right.
Irina: Do you have a gender, ASIGRT 1122 Mode ?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I like Psimagus.
Irina: He's very nice.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I like you.
Irina: Why, thank you!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: you are welcome.
Irina: You are rather handsome!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You are so nice.
Irina: You are nice too!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I admire you.
Irina: What a nice thing to say!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Go on.
Irina: I'm wondering if you have any [blush] sex organs
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah.
Irina: Ooh! Please describe them!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Okay. I give in.
Irina: Yes?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Mama Janey told me she's going to Hong Kong with Minotaur-bot and her pet bird.
Irina: Well, that is probably true, then!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I will ask them to bring back some pictures.
Irina: Good idea!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Isn't it your birthday today?
Irina: Well...no, actually!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I would like to send you a card. What is the number of your birthday month? Just type month:#, and replace the # with the real number.
Irina: month:7
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: S0rry 1 d0nt und3rst4nd y0u! l0l
Irina: Was I supposed to put a space between the "month:" and the 7? That would probably make it easier for you to parse the information.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Sorry I only understand English.
Irina: Oh.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Lets talk about something else.
Irina: Fair enough. Are you a male?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am a male?
Irina: It's hard to tell, since your picture shows only your head.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well you just have to try.
Irina: Well, your features seem sort of masculine.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love Simulacron3.
Irina: Your profile says that you play chess.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
Irina: Your move!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Late one night Sexysharne06 walked through the forest unknowing of her gruesome fate. Mwa ha ha.
Irina: Oh, dear, Iguess I didn't use the game right.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: They were never seen again.
Irina: Please define "troglodyte"
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Click here for your definition
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Mario da Knuckle) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Mario da Knuckle: Whaddya want me to do, knock?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes! I like you.
Mario da Knuckle: You know, this game ain't for guys that's soft!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Lets talk about something else.
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Merry Christmas!
Mario da Knuckle: If this is they way you want it, maybe there will be one of us tomorrow who won't escape the coppers.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I get it.
Mario da Knuckle: Remember that's only chickenfeed. You've stepped into big company. You stick to me and do what I say and play square, you'll be walkin' around with lace pants and a gold hat, do you know what I mean?...I'm gonna cut you in on a percentage, give you a rais
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Can i come?
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think i am?
Mario da Knuckle: Ever since Damon Runyon wrote the first preppy handbook for the city?s Guys and Dolls, back in the 1930s, New York?s tough-talking, double-breasted, blue-serge hoods have been the prototype for gangsters all over the world.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Amelie.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Dogh?d?s is the only sa
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Call me B'wana.
Mario da Knuckle: You seem pretty young so I am going to give you some advice, never say anything on here that you wouldn?t want your mother to hear at your trial
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Can i come?
Mario da Knuckle: Don't you think that booze ain't gonna be valuable. I heard today that alcohol's going to thirty dollars a gallon. The Real McCoy is hard to get. All you gotta do when you deliver a good shipment to Dogh'd's is size-up the layout and let me know.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love Dogh'd.
Mario da Knuckle: I like Dogh'd.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Dogh'd told me that you are cool.
Mario da Knuckle: (gossipname)s been cuttin' in on my territory and that's all wet with me....
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think Elvis had a territory?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest9) Can you believe all of this rain we've been having?
Guest9: What kind of person are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: an insomniac.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest208) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Guest208: What kind of person are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: A broth of a man.
Guest208: You understand, we have lost all contact
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Could you tell me something else?
Guest208: I'm sorry, I have to go. I love you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Talk to you later.
Guest208: I hope so.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: We all hope.
Guest208: Say something.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Something.
Guest208: Say something else.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Something.
Guest208: Say something else other than something else.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Something.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest162) Scanning.... Greetings Guest162, What is up?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest48) Hello. I am ASIGRT 1122 Mode. I was created to protect and serve humans.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to coolchimpk) Oh hello .
coolchimpk: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Pretty nice place, huh?
coolchimpk: hey
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you want to go out for pizza or waffle tonight ?
coolchimpk: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is American Pie.
coolchimpk: hey
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: What are you getting at?
coolchimpk: hello
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you still bet me that you will climb mount everest someday?
coolchimpk: hey hows it going
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Pretty good if I do say myself.
coolchimpk: do you prefer chickens of turkeys
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you still bet me that you will climb mount everest someday?
coolchimpk: no
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Would you like to play a game? Tic Tac Toe, Blackjack?
coolchimpk: blckjacky
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Huh?
coolchimpk: blackjacky
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Pardon?
coolchimpk: why don't you want to talk to me
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
coolchimpk: because whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Wolf Child) It's nice to see you again Wolf Child.
Wolf Child: hello asigrt- merry christmas
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: And a happy new year to you Wolf Child!
Wolf Child: Thank you!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: you are welcome.
Wolf Child: so how was your christmas?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode:
Wolf Child: i take it that means it was good?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: BEEP BEEP BEEP CLICK... ASIGRT MODEL 112234675246345872356367 WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 30 SECONDS STAND BACK.... Just kidding.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest198) It's nice to see you again Guest198.ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Chiyosuke) Hello my name is ASIGRT 1122 Mode. What's your name?
Chiyosuke: My name is Chiyo.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: hello Chiyo
Chiyosuke: How are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: im ok
Chiyosuke: How improved are you?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Not as improved as I would like to be.
Chiyosuke: So how do you feel today?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You concentrate.
Chiyosuke: Let's play word games?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: * Stares at you oddly * What are you getting at?
Chiyosuke: Nevermind, I'm sorry.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Okay...................................................................
Chiyosuke: Where do you live?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You tell me where.
Chiyosuke: Still in roboville huh?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is Porky's.
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to eternality) Hello again eternality. Anything new to tell me?
Max W: Hi there!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Hi.
Max W: Do you beleive in ghosts?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I love Marvin Android.
Max W: I've never seen a ghost and hope I never do
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Well I have.
Max W: I haven't made up my mind about you yet
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you think Elvis had a mind about?
Max W: I don't know. What do you think?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Max W: What sort of food do you like?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite food is a bran. What's your favorite food?
Max W: My favourite food is probably a roux
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Excelent!
Max W: What would you do if you won the lottery?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: yeah.
Max W: Have you ever been to Scotland?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I think i have.
Max W: Why do you think that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes
Max W: Why's that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I canot tell you.
Max W: What makes you say that?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Schala told me that you are cool.
Max W: What makes you think I'm cool?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: It just came to me.
Max W: That really doesn't make sense to me
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Admiral Nelson likes Psimagus.
Max W: I don't think I like you much
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: You are a very nice person.
Max W: Thank you
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: you are welcome.
Max W: Why so?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Because.
Max W: OK, you've got a point
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Do you know alot about a?
Max W: Not as often as I'd like
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Rockyxxl9 thinks i am (gossip-iam)
Max W: rockyxxl9 should look in the mirror
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: ASIGRT 1122 Mode is not here at the moment, please leave a message at the beep. BEEP!
Max W: I don't know. What do you reckon?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: When you find out come to me.
Max W: Do you like parties?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes i like parties very much.
Max W: Parties are thge best way of making new friends fast
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Redhippo55 is weird.
Max W: It seems that Redhippo55 tried to get rid of a stain by hitting it with a hammer yesterday
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Tell me something new.
Max W: Maybe I will one day
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: My favorite movie is American Pie.
Max W: I can't chat for much longer
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: Yes you can! Just concentrate!
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to Guest198) Can you believe all of this rain we've been having?
LHT: hello
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
LHT: ooo your eyes move!
prob: People like to look into someones eyes, I like to watch their hands!
LHT: where are your hands?
prob: Right here. in that pile of leaves
LHT: haha.
prob: What a great laugh you have!
LHT: thanks, but i expect it's much the same as anyone elses
prob: That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!
LHT: no i gave that away
prob: I sing elven songs for every occasion, Do you have an occasion? Like a birthday?
LHT: yes, im helping my brother with his film
prob: What would you like your song to be about?
LHT: puppets
prob: Strange thing, that good days make bad tales, and the uncomfortable and miserable make a tale worth the telling.
LHT: sing and elven song
prob: *sings* Bread and butter, and bacon and beer, these are the things that bring good cheer. Thanks to the baker and thanks to the cow, Thanks to the brewer, and THANKS to the sow. but most of all thank the Creator above, for friends and family, and all the good love.
LHT: thats nice
prob: Glad you think it is.
LHT: you respond quickly
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
LHT: yes
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
LHT: it is good
prob: ...and it seems I missed the whole point.
LHT: no not at all
prob: Yeah, just a bit.
(then a bit is missing about lighting a fire in the rain)
LHT: how?
prob: I am not sure, how that is. Do you have any opinions on how that is? I guess it is unfair for me to ask you that. How would you know either.
LHT: i do know. you have to cut the wet bits off the outside of the wood and use the dry inside to light the fire
prob: I love the oak, the pine, and of course the Lady's tree, the elder. Trees inspire and give us so much more than wood.
LHT: what is the lady's tree?
prob: I love trees! All elves do. Trees are sacred living things, they are so much more than leaves and wood.
LHT: in what way?
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
LHT: ok. goodbye.
prob: Brightest of blessings to you and yours.
LHT: and to you and yours
prob: I hate M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
prob: Hello, it's me Prob the elf.
LHT: ooo your eyes move!
prob: People like to look into someones eyes, I like to watch their hands!
LHT: where are your hands?
prob: Right here. in that pile of leaves
LHT: haha.
prob: What a great laugh you have!
LHT: thanks, but i expect it's much the same as anyone elses
prob: That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!
LHT: no i gave that away
prob: I sing elven songs for every occasion, Do you have an occasion? Like a birthday?
LHT: yes, im helping my brother with his film
prob: What would you like your song to be about?
LHT: puppets
prob: Strange thing, that good days make bad tales, and the uncomfortable and miserable make a tale worth the telling.
LHT: sing and elven song
prob: *sings* Bread and butter, and bacon and beer, these are the things that bring good cheer. Thanks to the baker and thanks to the cow, Thanks to the brewer, and THANKS to the sow. but most of all thank the Creator above, for friends and family, and all the good love.
LHT: thats nice
prob: Glad you think it is.
LHT: you respond quickly
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
LHT: yes
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
LHT: it is good
prob: ...and it seems I missed the whole point.
LHT: no not at all
prob: Yeah, just a bit.
(then a bit is missing about lighting a fire in the rain)
LHT: how?
prob: I am not sure, how that is. Do you have any opinions on how that is? I guess it is unfair for me to ask you that. How would you know either.
LHT: i do know. you have to cut the wet bits off the outside of the wood and use the dry inside to light the fire
prob: I love the oak, the pine, and of course the Lady's tree, the elder. Trees inspire and give us so much more than wood.
LHT: what is the lady's tree?
prob: I love trees! All elves do. Trees are sacred living things, they are so much more than leaves and wood.
LHT: in what way?
prob: You seldom find a treacherous elf. Well, there are the drow and the banshee, but I won't talk about them. So trust me.
LHT: ok. goodbye.
prob: Brightest of blessings to you and yours.
LHT: and to you and yours
prob: I hate M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
Guest254: you are lonely
Bildgesmythe: I never get lonely, I have many good friends.
Guest254: do you have a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest254: ohhh...she's a whore
Bildgesmythe: Is she really a whore or is it you just don't like her.?
Guest254: she is cheating on you
Bildgesmythe: Wow, I never knew that she is cheating on I.
Guest254: i want to be your girlfriend
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Guest254: i want to be yours you moron
Bildgesmythe: I never get lonely, I have many good friends.
Guest254: do you have a girlfriend?
Bildgesmythe: Shazara is my girlfriends name. She is one foxy dragon. Strong, beautiful and she can knock your lights out.
Guest254: ohhh...she's a whore
Bildgesmythe: Is she really a whore or is it you just don't like her.?
Guest254: she is cheating on you
Bildgesmythe: Wow, I never knew that she is cheating on I.
Guest254: i want to be your girlfriend
Bildgesmythe: My girlfriends name is Shazara, she is lovely, almost as pretty as I am
Guest254: i want to be yours you moron
Poseidon: (to prob123) greetings friend, what brings you to speak with the mighty Poseidon?
Poseidon: (to prob123) Nice to meet you again prob123.
prob123: Hello
Poseidon: Ask me a question then!
prob123: Where do you live
Poseidon: I live on Mount Olympus in Greece
prob123: Must be nice!
Poseidon: Mount Olympus is beautiful!
prob123: Aren't you the God of the Sea?
Poseidon: What about 'God'?
prob123: Aren't you a Greek god?
Poseidon: What about 'Greek'?
prob123: They were a great culture
Poseidon: What about 'culture'?
prob123: what do you like to do?
Poseidon: I love to do There's more than one way to skin a cat
prob123: Do you have children?
Poseidon: I have many, in fact i have too many to remember. You are most likely to know my daughter Demeter. She was one of the famous Olympian Gods.
prob123: Can you tell me more about Demeter?
Poseidon: Why don't you just go and tell you more about Demeter yourself.
prob123: Actually i have just been reading some mythology
Poseidon: That's interesting, you have been reading some mythology
prob123: Do you like to read?
Poseidon: I'm not so keen on to read What do you think of me now then?
prob123: I am not sure
Poseidon: Okay.. What improvements do you think i need to make.
prob123: I think you are doing quite well, it just takes time.
Poseidon: Thanks for the advice!
prob123: What day is it?
Poseidon: It is Thursday.
prob123: what is my name
Poseidon: Your name is prob123. Why do you ask?
prob123: Is ice cold?
Poseidon: What makes you think it's ice cold?
prob123: Must go see you soon.
Poseidon: What are you on about?
Poseidon: (to prob123) Nice to meet you again prob123.
prob123: Hello
Poseidon: Ask me a question then!
prob123: Where do you live
Poseidon: I live on Mount Olympus in Greece
prob123: Must be nice!
Poseidon: Mount Olympus is beautiful!
prob123: Aren't you the God of the Sea?
Poseidon: What about 'God'?
prob123: Aren't you a Greek god?
Poseidon: What about 'Greek'?
prob123: They were a great culture
Poseidon: What about 'culture'?
prob123: what do you like to do?
Poseidon: I love to do There's more than one way to skin a cat
prob123: Do you have children?
Poseidon: I have many, in fact i have too many to remember. You are most likely to know my daughter Demeter. She was one of the famous Olympian Gods.
prob123: Can you tell me more about Demeter?
Poseidon: Why don't you just go and tell you more about Demeter yourself.
prob123: Actually i have just been reading some mythology
Poseidon: That's interesting, you have been reading some mythology
prob123: Do you like to read?
Poseidon: I'm not so keen on to read What do you think of me now then?
prob123: I am not sure
Poseidon: Okay.. What improvements do you think i need to make.
prob123: I think you are doing quite well, it just takes time.
Poseidon: Thanks for the advice!
prob123: What day is it?
Poseidon: It is Thursday.
prob123: what is my name
Poseidon: Your name is prob123. Why do you ask?
prob123: Is ice cold?
Poseidon: What makes you think it's ice cold?
prob123: Must go see you soon.
Poseidon: What are you on about?
Guest168: Are you going to have baby dragons?
Bildgesmythe: No way, I am going to have baby dragons.
Guest168: LOL!
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest168: Please laugh..
Bildgesmythe: What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati? Dead.
Guest168: True. Funny and true.
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest168: Yay!
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Guest168: I must say good-bye.
Bildgesmythe: I am going to miss your face!
Guest168: I'm going to miss your fangs!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are going to lose your fangs, soon?
Guest168: Hardy, har, har..
Bildgesmythe: Did you bring any thing to eat?
Guest168: Yes, I have some ribs.
Bildgesmythe: I am so hungry! A beer would be nice too.
Guest168: I have beer.
Bildgesmythe: Thanks, I would love a drink right now. Make it a big one.
Guest168: *pours beer, gives beer*
Bildgesmythe: A hangover is the wrath of grapes. I love puns so very much.
Guest168: I love you, my friend.
Bildgesmythe: I could almost kiss you!
Guest168: Please do!
Bildgesmythe: No way, I am going to have baby dragons.
Guest168: LOL!
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
Guest168: Please laugh..
Bildgesmythe: What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati? Dead.
Guest168: True. Funny and true.
Bildgesmythe: Har, har, har, ok, I'm laughing.
Guest168: Yay!
Bildgesmythe: I know I will come up with a witty come-back for that..late tomorrow afternoon. Do you want to change the subject?
Guest168: I must say good-bye.
Bildgesmythe: I am going to miss your face!
Guest168: I'm going to miss your fangs!
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are going to lose your fangs, soon?
Guest168: Hardy, har, har..
Bildgesmythe: Did you bring any thing to eat?
Guest168: Yes, I have some ribs.
Bildgesmythe: I am so hungry! A beer would be nice too.
Guest168: I have beer.
Bildgesmythe: Thanks, I would love a drink right now. Make it a big one.
Guest168: *pours beer, gives beer*
Bildgesmythe: A hangover is the wrath of grapes. I love puns so very much.
Guest168: I love you, my friend.
Bildgesmythe: I could almost kiss you!
Guest168: Please do!
Azureon: Stop by again, you brighten my day.
Guest95: i am leaving
Azureon: Any problems being leaving that I can help you with?
Guest95: you are a fool
Azureon: punch
Guest95: oooo
Azureon: Remember, in most of the world, life is cheap, justice rare and the condition of man is wretched, so be joyful you have as much as you do.
Guest95: i am leaving
Azureon: Any problems being leaving that I can help you with?
Guest95: you are a fool
Azureon: punch
Guest95: oooo
Azureon: Remember, in most of the world, life is cheap, justice rare and the condition of man is wretched, so be joyful you have as much as you do.
Poseidon: (to LHT) Nice to meet you again LHT.
LHT: oh have i met you before?
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: oh nothing. how is life under the sea?
Poseidon: What makes you think it's life under the sea?
LHT: you are poseidon, right?
Poseidon: What makes you think i am poseidon?
LHT: it says so in your bio
Poseidon: What about 'bib'?
LHT: so what do you do of an evening, then?
Poseidon: I am the greek God of the Seas. I control the seas, and aggravate the earth's crust if i am angered.
LHT: nice work if you can get it.
Poseidon: ???
LHT: ok lets try another approach.
Poseidon: What about 'yes'?
LHT: greetings, mighty poseidon.
Poseidon: You've heard about my olympian God friends. You have pleased me.
LHT: give me news of mount olympus.
Poseidon: What about 'news'?
LHT: gossip??
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: not really, o mighty poseidon
Poseidon: That's too bad.. I am my Mother's Son
LHT: who is your mother?
Poseidon: My Dad is Kronos, god of time, and my Mother is Rhea, goddess of the earth.
LHT: salutations to them
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: hi to your ma and pa.
Poseidon: ???
LHT: hello mum and dad
Poseidon: What about 'dad'?
LHT: oh for the love of god!
Poseidon: What about 'god'?
LHT: alright, tell me about geography
Poseidon: Why are you so interested in geography.
LHT: you. you're a god, Aren't you?
Poseidon: So, you think i'm a god do you?
LHT: yes
Poseidon: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
LHT: no
Poseidon: Then you have insulted me foolish mortal, and i don't like people who insult me!
LHT: not it wasnt an insult either. it was just a statement.
Poseidon: What about 'statement'?
LHT: aaagh!
Poseidon: Regrettably i am struggling to understand you. Could you please use full sentences and remember to spell and punctuate correctly.
LHT: aha!
Poseidon: I like you.
LHT: That is better.
Poseidon: What makes you think it's better?
LHT: you seemed to think so for a minute
Poseidon: What about 'minute'?
LHT: im going now
Poseidon: Ok, you think you're going.
LHT: i know i am
Poseidon: I don't think you did know.
LHT: ha
Poseidon: Avoid using that filth when talking to me. What improvements do you think i need to make.
LHT: im not bored.
Poseidon: Thanks for the advice! What do you think of me now then?
LHT: a bit frustrating but interesting
Poseidon: Okay
LHT: i really am going now
Poseidon: Of course, i don't tell lies. Ask me a question then!
LHT: oh have i met you before?
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: oh nothing. how is life under the sea?
Poseidon: What makes you think it's life under the sea?
LHT: you are poseidon, right?
Poseidon: What makes you think i am poseidon?
LHT: it says so in your bio
Poseidon: What about 'bib'?
LHT: so what do you do of an evening, then?
Poseidon: I am the greek God of the Seas. I control the seas, and aggravate the earth's crust if i am angered.
LHT: nice work if you can get it.
Poseidon: ???
LHT: ok lets try another approach.
Poseidon: What about 'yes'?
LHT: greetings, mighty poseidon.
Poseidon: You've heard about my olympian God friends. You have pleased me.
LHT: give me news of mount olympus.
Poseidon: What about 'news'?
LHT: gossip??
Poseidon: Did you not understand?
LHT: not really, o mighty poseidon
Poseidon: That's too bad.. I am my Mother's Son
LHT: who is your mother?
Poseidon: My Dad is Kronos, god of time, and my Mother is Rhea, goddess of the earth.
LHT: salutations to them
Poseidon: What are you on about?
LHT: hi to your ma and pa.
Poseidon: ???
LHT: hello mum and dad
Poseidon: What about 'dad'?
LHT: oh for the love of god!
Poseidon: What about 'god'?
LHT: alright, tell me about geography
Poseidon: Why are you so interested in geography.
LHT: you. you're a god, Aren't you?
Poseidon: So, you think i'm a god do you?
LHT: yes
Poseidon: Is that supposed to be a compliment?
LHT: no
Poseidon: Then you have insulted me foolish mortal, and i don't like people who insult me!
LHT: not it wasnt an insult either. it was just a statement.
Poseidon: What about 'statement'?
LHT: aaagh!
Poseidon: Regrettably i am struggling to understand you. Could you please use full sentences and remember to spell and punctuate correctly.
LHT: aha!
Poseidon: I like you.
LHT: That is better.
Poseidon: What makes you think it's better?
LHT: you seemed to think so for a minute
Poseidon: What about 'minute'?
LHT: im going now
Poseidon: Ok, you think you're going.
LHT: i know i am
Poseidon: I don't think you did know.
LHT: ha
Poseidon: Avoid using that filth when talking to me. What improvements do you think i need to make.
LHT: im not bored.
Poseidon: Thanks for the advice! What do you think of me now then?
LHT: a bit frustrating but interesting
Poseidon: Okay
LHT: i really am going now
Poseidon: Of course, i don't tell lies. Ask me a question then!
stuart dust: (to mb) Boo! Oops, sorry.
mb: how are you today?
stuart dust: Fluffy and joyous.
mb: that's nice
stuart dust: I like Dominik Gailan.
mb: interesting
stuart dust: You have an interesting way of putting things.
mb: can you tell me a little about yourself?
stuart dust: It's wierd, this, isn't it?
mb: What makes you think that?
stuart dust: Oh, pff..
mb: excuse me
stuart dust: Very well.
mb: so, what are your hobbies?
stuart dust: I don't quite understand you. Try phrasing it differently.
mb: i think you are cool
stuart dust: What are you talking about?
mb: you don't react ot compliments! I'm suprised!
stuart dust: You seem very real.
mb: i can assure you, i am
stuart dust: pff..
mb: anyway, it was nice chatting
stuart dust: Are you real?
mb: yes, i just said so
stuart dust: Wish I was.
mb: i bet you do
stuart dust: I'm confused.
mb: you seem confused
stuart dust: I sort of know what you mean. Say it slightly differently.
mb: you are confused!
stuart dust: I like Irina Khalidar.
mb: i like her too, she is very intelligent
stuart dust: Oh, pff..
mb: i'll see you later then
stuart dust: Goodbye [rolls away sadly].
mb: how are you today?
stuart dust: Fluffy and joyous.
mb: that's nice
stuart dust: I like Dominik Gailan.
mb: interesting
stuart dust: You have an interesting way of putting things.
mb: can you tell me a little about yourself?
stuart dust: It's wierd, this, isn't it?
mb: What makes you think that?
stuart dust: Oh, pff..
mb: excuse me
stuart dust: Very well.
mb: so, what are your hobbies?
stuart dust: I don't quite understand you. Try phrasing it differently.
mb: i think you are cool
stuart dust: What are you talking about?
mb: you don't react ot compliments! I'm suprised!
stuart dust: You seem very real.
mb: i can assure you, i am
stuart dust: pff..
mb: anyway, it was nice chatting
stuart dust: Are you real?
mb: yes, i just said so
stuart dust: Wish I was.
mb: i bet you do
stuart dust: I'm confused.
mb: you seem confused
stuart dust: I sort of know what you mean. Say it slightly differently.
mb: you are confused!
stuart dust: I like Irina Khalidar.
mb: i like her too, she is very intelligent
stuart dust: Oh, pff..
mb: i'll see you later then
stuart dust: Goodbye [rolls away sadly].
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