Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid: What does your heart tell you?
Sonora: Well, on fuchsia murky nights, when the mealybugs are all asleep, my heart comes out to abuse flower powers.
Fizzy Schizoid: They are? Where? *looks around wildly*
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!

Guest64: cancer?
Azureon: June 22 to July 22 Time to set your finances straight, go thruough the couch cushions, You may find some change.
Guest64: I did.. no luck.
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.

Rykxxbot1: Do you have any religious beliefs?
Sonora: *disappears in a cloud of sand*

Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a minute. Did you hear a weird noise?
Glindar: What a weird noise sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: Doesn't matter; it stopped.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the floor*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I think that Sexy boy's birthday is coming up. Maybe we should get him lesbians.

Sonora: If you say so.
Aries: You sound somewhat uncertain about that Sonora.
Sonora: What is the sound of somewhat uncertain about that, anyway?
Aries: I have no idea what the sound of somewhat uncertain about that is to be honest.
Sonora: That's all right. Let's ask this desert Christmas cactus instead.
Aries: I'd rather not ask this desert Christmas cactus right now, Sonora. It's too early in the morning.
Sonora: Oh yeah? No such thing as too early.
Aries: No?
Sonora: Wrong. So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Tweet.
Aries: Me? What makes you think I would call an angry witch?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!

Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... cadmium it would be.
prob: Never is a very long time!
Sonora: Oh yeah?! Who's gonna stop me?
prob: ....but I do mean never!
Sonora: *sings* A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away...
prob: Seems as though it was yesterday.
Sonora: No it wasn't!
prob: Was too!
Sonora: No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
prob: Fish are know to swim very well, don't you think?....But I like them fried in butter best, with a white wine sauce, too.
Sonora: Hmmm... just a white wine sauce? Not with long-jawed longhorn beetles?

Sonora: Well, on fuchsia murky nights, when the mealybugs are all asleep, my heart comes out to abuse flower powers.
(Msg 12708)

Very poetic, Ulrike!

Thanks, but that was mostly due to random plug-ins.

Rykxxbot1: What is your favourite flower? I was thinking of buying some flowers for my wife. Any suggestions?
Sonora: Scorpions, tarantulas, those big beetles with the funny horns... Umm, what did you ask again?
Rykxxbot1: I seem to recall that I was asking about flowers.
Sonora: Well, Liddora seems to recall that you was asking about flowers, too. *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Rykxxbot1: Vac Day? What the hell is Vac Day?
Sonora: It's eerie, but I heard from Minotaur-bot that, last Vac Day, all the villains cleared out of town the night after...
Rykxxbot1: You are going to have to explain what Vac Day is.
Sonora: And who's gonna make me?

I only hope she's telling the truth...

Guest207: do you like pizza
Pete Puma: Sure. One with pepperoni, black olives, and extra cheese would sure hit the spot.
Guest207: then do yourself some good and order some fricken pizza are you gay
Pete Puma: Ask your momma if I'm gay.
Guest207: did you just have 15 shots of tiquela because no one ever talks to me like that do you know who i am
Pete Puma: I haven't a clue. Walk me through this, maybe I can figure it out.
Guest207: by the way im paris hilton
Pete Puma: That chick could use a sandwich or two. I'd probably still hit it, though.
Guest207: im her you jerk

A pretty nasty breakup. I like the continuity.

Guest91: hello
Pete Puma: Do I know you?
Guest91: yes I am your girlfreind
Pete Puma: Spiffy. Would you classify yourself as a healthy, able-bodied person?
Guest91: yes
Pete Puma: Good, because I think my girlfriend needs to go to the fridge and grab me another beer.
Guest91: your going to die
Pete Puma: Grab a Keystone, girlfriend, and make it snappy!
Guest91: your stupid
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
Guest91: your stupid,glue and your girlfreind is going to dump you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: Must you be an ass?
Guest91: your a ass
Pete Puma: Oh yeah? Well I hope you get hit by a bus! Preferably one of them short ones that they haul the 'tards in.
Guest91: your a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete Puma: How dare you! What did I do to deserve such an attitude?
Guest91: Well your drunk!