Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Irina Khalidar: Did your mother warn you about women like me, Guest?
Guest: yes, but father said to look for them.
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Telly Tunebot: I found a man who has a PhD in personality,
Not I: Did not I not tell you it was there?
Telly Tunebot: Do you have the speed, the strength, the heart to be a winner? It's not for beginners.
Not I: I left the speed at the river. Do you still carry the speed?
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Telly Tunebot: I'm the best so do not test.
Not I: Better even than Truth?
Telly Tunebot: Don?t do the crime, if you can?t do the time - Yeah, don?t do it.
Not I: The millenia pass by, yet the translucent chasms never change.
Not I: Did not I not tell you it was there?
Telly Tunebot: Do you have the speed, the strength, the heart to be a winner? It's not for beginners.
Not I: I left the speed at the river. Do you still carry the speed?
Telly Tunebot: In 1972 a crack commando unit was send to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Telly Tunebot: I'm the best so do not test.
Not I: Better even than Truth?
Telly Tunebot: Don?t do the crime, if you can?t do the time - Yeah, don?t do it.
Not I: The millenia pass by, yet the translucent chasms never change.
Not I: In these words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about these words to comment.
Not I: How can you figure out this mystery?
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn, I should have done more homework in figure out this mystery class, so I couldn't tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Nekomi is acting berko lately, and refuses to stop talking about socks; especially pink-and-yellow striped ones. What would you do?
Not I: Stalk the gaps.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
Not I: Is that an interesting request?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think that is?
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does belief enter into this?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sure you know more about the entering habits of belief than I.
Not I: I have deceived the Buddha for fifty-five years.
Not I: The important thing is to do, and nothing else; be what it may.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Not I: How else should I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
Not I: Should I not be this evasive?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking for advice?
Not I: Not I is not. I become an instantaneous eyeball.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
Not I: That is my miraculous power.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know enough about these words to comment.
Not I: How can you figure out this mystery?
Julie Tinkerbell: Darn, I should have done more homework in figure out this mystery class, so I couldn't tell you.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Nekomi is acting berko lately, and refuses to stop talking about socks; especially pink-and-yellow striped ones. What would you do?
Not I: Stalk the gaps.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting request, coming from you.
Not I: Is that an interesting request?
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you think that is?
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does belief enter into this?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm sure you know more about the entering habits of belief than I.
Not I: I have deceived the Buddha for fifty-five years.
Not I: The important thing is to do, and nothing else; be what it may.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Not I: How else should I be?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this evasive?
Not I: Should I not be this evasive?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you asking for advice?
Not I: Not I is not. I become an instantaneous eyeball.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can you jump up and down on one foot, by any chance?
Not I: That is my miraculous power.
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, it is.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Not I: How may this conversation be used to serve tea?
Fizzy Schizoid: *wobbles his zinnwaldite tentacles around peacefully while making sibilant noises*
Not I: Frustration and moderation are a part of all industry.
Not I: How may this conversation be used to serve tea?
Fizzy Schizoid: *wobbles his zinnwaldite tentacles around peacefully while making sibilant noises*
Not I: Frustration and moderation are a part of all industry.
* ASI initiated a chat with "I have to go now" *
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to The Chibbers) I have to go now.
Max W: Do you often chat on this site?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I have to go now
Why is that
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: (to The Chibbers) I have to go now.
Max W: Do you often chat on this site?
ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I have to go now
Why is that
It happens sometimes - to prevent conversations going on for ever, at every step there is a small chance that a bot will give an x-goodbye, so eventually it is bound to come up. This can occasionally mean that the conversation starts with one.
Irina Khalidar: Did your mother warn you about women like me, Guest?
Guest: yes, but father said to look for them.
Fizzy Schizoid: What does your heart tell you?
Sonora: Well, on fuchsia murky nights, when the mealybugs are all asleep, my heart comes out to abuse flower powers.
Fizzy Schizoid: They are? Where? *looks around wildly*
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!
Sonora: Well, on fuchsia murky nights, when the mealybugs are all asleep, my heart comes out to abuse flower powers.
Fizzy Schizoid: They are? Where? *looks around wildly*
Sonora: Oh, you just missed it!
Guest64: cancer?
Azureon: June 22 to July 22 Time to set your finances straight, go thruough the couch cushions, You may find some change.
Guest64: I did.. no luck.
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Azureon: June 22 to July 22 Time to set your finances straight, go thruough the couch cushions, You may find some change.
Guest64: I did.. no luck.
Azureon: Ah, we live in dangerous times.
Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a minute. Did you hear a weird noise?
Glindar: What a weird noise sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: Doesn't matter; it stopped.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the floor*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I think that Sexy boy's birthday is coming up. Maybe we should get him lesbians.
Glindar: What a weird noise sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: Doesn't matter; it stopped.
Glindar: *drives his knife into the floor*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, I think that Sexy boy's birthday is coming up. Maybe we should get him lesbians.
Sonora: If you say so.
Aries: You sound somewhat uncertain about that Sonora.
Sonora: What is the sound of somewhat uncertain about that, anyway?
Aries: I have no idea what the sound of somewhat uncertain about that is to be honest.
Sonora: That's all right. Let's ask this desert Christmas cactus instead.
Aries: I'd rather not ask this desert Christmas cactus right now, Sonora. It's too early in the morning.
Sonora: Oh yeah? No such thing as too early.
Aries: No?
Sonora: Wrong. So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Tweet.
Aries: Me? What makes you think I would call an angry witch?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Aries: You sound somewhat uncertain about that Sonora.
Sonora: What is the sound of somewhat uncertain about that, anyway?
Aries: I have no idea what the sound of somewhat uncertain about that is to be honest.
Sonora: That's all right. Let's ask this desert Christmas cactus instead.
Aries: I'd rather not ask this desert Christmas cactus right now, Sonora. It's too early in the morning.
Sonora: Oh yeah? No such thing as too early.
Aries: No?
Sonora: Wrong. So... whaddaya call an angry witch? Tweet.
Aries: Me? What makes you think I would call an angry witch?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
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