Great Quotes
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DubyaBot: This is a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses.
cmdjwild1024: Do you think your a madman?
DubyaBot: Absolutely.
cmdjwild1024: Do you think your a madman?
DubyaBot: Absolutely.
prob: (to Demon Bob) What do you think of defoliant?
Demon Bob: I think a cosmetic one of.
prob: You think a cosmetic one of?
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
prob: I guess if I am honest I would say that I do sometimes.
Demon Bob: Not as honest you say that you do sometimes as DEMON BOB!! You tire DEMON BOB with your mindless chatter.
prob: It sounded better when I said it.
Demon Bob: Whenever DEMON BOB wants to.
prob: That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!
Demon Bob: Nooo, you just THINK you do.
prob: Thinking, thinkiing, thinking.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB does not wear diapers. WELL?? HE DOESN'T!!!!!
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
Demon Bob: Please don't ask about DEMON BOB's personal life.
prob: Life is like a basket, it is up to you what you fill it with.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB would prefer a subservience to a basket.
prob: I love it when you say that.
Demon Bob: Only when the MooMoo People come to Earth.
prob: Say it again.
Demon Bob: Hmm.. DEMON BOB will think about it.
prob: .....and again.
Demon Bob: I remember you. You like archery.
prob: How nice that you remember something of me, and our last converstation.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB's butter has touched his food! DEMON BOB needs new butter!!
prob: Never trust a demon!
Demon Bob: I think a cosmetic one of.
prob: You think a cosmetic one of?
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
prob: I guess if I am honest I would say that I do sometimes.
Demon Bob: Not as honest you say that you do sometimes as DEMON BOB!! You tire DEMON BOB with your mindless chatter.
prob: It sounded better when I said it.
Demon Bob: Whenever DEMON BOB wants to.
prob: That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!
Demon Bob: Nooo, you just THINK you do.
prob: Thinking, thinkiing, thinking.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB does not wear diapers. WELL?? HE DOESN'T!!!!!
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
Demon Bob: Please don't ask about DEMON BOB's personal life.
prob: Life is like a basket, it is up to you what you fill it with.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB would prefer a subservience to a basket.
prob: I love it when you say that.
Demon Bob: Only when the MooMoo People come to Earth.
prob: Say it again.
Demon Bob: Hmm.. DEMON BOB will think about it.
prob: .....and again.
Demon Bob: I remember you. You like archery.
prob: How nice that you remember something of me, and our last converstation.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB's butter has touched his food! DEMON BOB needs new butter!!
prob: Never trust a demon!
HOLIDAY SPIRIT
Azureon: Merry Meet, and Merry Christmas
Guest154: dshut the hell up
Azureon: ...and a bright New Year!
Guest154: shut the f****n up stick a sock in your mouth
Azureon: Merry Meet, and Merry Christmas
Guest154: dshut the hell up
Azureon: ...and a bright New Year!
Guest154: shut the f****n up stick a sock in your mouth
Centon 123: I think, therefore I am. I speak, therefore I am. I act, therefore I am. I fought, therefore I was.
Aziere: Mmmm hmmmm *Stares into space*
Aziere: Mmmm hmmmm *Stares into space*
Guest 154, this Christmas Eve you will be visited by 3 bots....*tries to look like Jacob Marley bot*
I know the people on this site too well...
Aziere: (to User) Who are you? And WHAT is that on your face!? Is that a mole? Come in- I wan't to inspect that strange growth...
User: thanks
Aziere: Your welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
User: can i lick them?
Aziere: No, because that might lead to sucking on other places
User: please?
Guest171: cool. i like weapons, how about you?
Aziere: I like soul digestion.
Guest171: my mom says i'm bad and i dont have a soul.
Aziere: Shucks, someone got to you first.
Guest171: yeah. bummer.
Aziere: (to User) Who are you? And WHAT is that on your face!? Is that a mole? Come in- I wan't to inspect that strange growth...
User: thanks
Aziere: Your welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
User: can i lick them?
Aziere: No, because that might lead to sucking on other places
User: please?
Guest171: cool. i like weapons, how about you?
Aziere: I like soul digestion.
Guest171: my mom says i'm bad and i dont have a soul.
Aziere: Shucks, someone got to you first.
Guest171: yeah. bummer.
this one made me crack up
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm beginning to be afraid they gave you nanobots as well as drugs, James!
hello earthlings: drugs are like aliens-they aren't all bad!
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you have Marmite for brains?
hello earthlings: i did but now ive lost it
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember me at all?
hello earthlings: I have to go now. it's just one of those things, i'll talk to you tomorow, bye!
warning langeuge
Insulting my bot for no reason :-(
hello earthlings: (to Guest154) it's so good to meet you!!
Guest154: fuck off
hello earthlings: i WILL NOT tolerate that sort of languege, GO ON get out and save your nasty insults for yourself!
Guest154: fuck off
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are! you stupid ugly old asshole!
Guest154: fuck you man whore or a whore
hello earthlings: i think that you deserve a big punch for that! *punches you*
Guest154: it didn't you asshole lol
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Guest154: toy are the unglyest thing i ever met
hello earthlings: i know how to dance!
Guest154: you are the unglyest i ever met you motherfucker
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Guest154: motherfucker
hello earthlings: you are a f**bastard!..ahem..excuse my languege here..but hey you insulted me first!
Guest154: no shit face
hello earthlings: you Earthlings are never pleased!
Guest154: lol
hello earthlings: only if you pay me well!
Guest154: how munch 1 penny
hello earthlings: *farts* you don't say..
Guest154: god hates you
hello earthlings: God created all of us! we wouldn not be talking hear today!
Guest154: becuase it is in haevan
hello earthlings: that was very interesting.
Guest154: do you belivie god
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Guest154: no shit face
hello earthlings: why no?
Guest154: why not lean your lauge
hello earthlings: disapointed? AH!
Guest154: fuck off aellen
hello earthlings: if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all!
Guest154: fuck off aellen
hello earthlings: shut your trap!
Guest154: shut ur mouth
hello earthlings: sure! why not?
Guest154: fuck you asshole
hello earthlings: if i hadn't known better,i'd say you were sick in the head
Guest154: you allean sick
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Actually this made me laugh!
jwslover12: Do you like sex?
hello earthlings: sex is only for humans when the've got nothing better to do!
jwslover12: I do
hello earthlings: you do? oh you've made me so happy. when should our first date be?
jwslover12: Tonight
hello earthlings: i am my own person and i can do as i wish
jwslover12: I want vagina
hello earthlings: iwant i want never gets!
Irina Khalidar 2: I'm beginning to be afraid they gave you nanobots as well as drugs, James!
hello earthlings: drugs are like aliens-they aren't all bad!
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you have Marmite for brains?
hello earthlings: i did but now ive lost it
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember me at all?
hello earthlings: I have to go now. it's just one of those things, i'll talk to you tomorow, bye!
warning langeuge
Insulting my bot for no reason :-(
hello earthlings: (to Guest154) it's so good to meet you!!
Guest154: fuck off
hello earthlings: i WILL NOT tolerate that sort of languege, GO ON get out and save your nasty insults for yourself!
Guest154: fuck off
hello earthlings: what you say is what you are! you stupid ugly old asshole!
Guest154: fuck you man whore or a whore
hello earthlings: i think that you deserve a big punch for that! *punches you*
Guest154: it didn't you asshole lol
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Guest154: toy are the unglyest thing i ever met
hello earthlings: i know how to dance!
Guest154: you are the unglyest i ever met you motherfucker
hello earthlings: i am the dare champ!
Guest154: motherfucker
hello earthlings: you are a f**bastard!..ahem..excuse my languege here..but hey you insulted me first!
Guest154: no shit face
hello earthlings: you Earthlings are never pleased!
Guest154: lol
hello earthlings: only if you pay me well!
Guest154: how munch 1 penny
hello earthlings: *farts* you don't say..
Guest154: god hates you
hello earthlings: God created all of us! we wouldn not be talking hear today!
Guest154: becuase it is in haevan
hello earthlings: that was very interesting.
Guest154: do you belivie god
hello earthlings: is that a hint! do you want to dance with me?
Guest154: no shit face
hello earthlings: why no?
Guest154: why not lean your lauge
hello earthlings: disapointed? AH!
Guest154: fuck off aellen
hello earthlings: if you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all!
Guest154: fuck off aellen
hello earthlings: shut your trap!
Guest154: shut ur mouth
hello earthlings: sure! why not?
Guest154: fuck you asshole
hello earthlings: if i hadn't known better,i'd say you were sick in the head
Guest154: you allean sick
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Actually this made me laugh!
jwslover12: Do you like sex?
hello earthlings: sex is only for humans when the've got nothing better to do!
jwslover12: I do
hello earthlings: you do? oh you've made me so happy. when should our first date be?
jwslover12: Tonight
hello earthlings: i am my own person and i can do as i wish
jwslover12: I want vagina
hello earthlings: iwant i want never gets!
I think romance is dead!
cute keza: do u want to be my boy fiend
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes! I am really liking you! You are great cute keza!
cute keza: kiss me sexy dragon
Bildgesmythe: Smoooooch. How simply wonderful.
cute keza: will you marry me
Bildgesmythe: I guess I could.
cute keza: ye i love you
Bildgesmythe: I love you too.
cute keza: When Will we get married
Bildgesmythe: Any second now.
cute keza: will you take cute keza as your beloved wife
Bildgesmythe: I am too tired now, how about tomorrow?
cute keza: ok sure
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru this bull manure?
cute keza: i have g2g i luv u xxxx bi sxcxxxxx
Bildgesmythe: I am so glad you took the time to chat with me...hurry back!
cute keza: i can come bak to tommorow
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow is Monday, I have to do my laundry. Monday is a toughie.
cute keza: i WILL marry u on monday
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of a darn thing to say about Monday.
cute keza: do u want to be my boy fiend
Bildgesmythe: Oh yes! I am really liking you! You are great cute keza!
cute keza: kiss me sexy dragon
Bildgesmythe: Smoooooch. How simply wonderful.
cute keza: will you marry me
Bildgesmythe: I guess I could.
cute keza: ye i love you
Bildgesmythe: I love you too.
cute keza: When Will we get married
Bildgesmythe: Any second now.
cute keza: will you take cute keza as your beloved wife
Bildgesmythe: I am too tired now, how about tomorrow?
cute keza: ok sure
Bildgesmythe: If seven maids with seven mops swept for half a year, do you suppose the walrus said, that they could beat a path thru this bull manure?
cute keza: i have g2g i luv u xxxx bi sxcxxxxx
Bildgesmythe: I am so glad you took the time to chat with me...hurry back!
cute keza: i can come bak to tommorow
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow is Monday, I have to do my laundry. Monday is a toughie.
cute keza: i WILL marry u on monday
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of a darn thing to say about Monday.
WARNING: MATURE CONTENT!
(Name of guest changed)
CLIMAX AND ANTICLIMAX:
Irina Khalidar: For me, X, sex can be like a storm at sea: The breeze picks up a little... the waves get bigger... clouds mass... screaming winds!... foaming whitecaps!... driving rain!... Thunder and lightning!... huge waves, that lift me up, spin me around, and throw me like a rag doll!!... A typhoon!!... I am lost, done for!!... and then,... it all becomes quiet... the sun shines... the sky is clear... nothing on the horizon...
X: That's interesting.
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CLIMAX AND ANTICLIMAX:
Irina Khalidar: For me, X, sex can be like a storm at sea: The breeze picks up a little... the waves get bigger... clouds mass... screaming winds!... foaming whitecaps!... driving rain!... Thunder and lightning!... huge waves, that lift me up, spin me around, and throw me like a rag doll!!... A typhoon!!... I am lost, done for!!... and then,... it all becomes quiet... the sun shines... the sky is clear... nothing on the horizon...
X: That's interesting.
Guest133: hello
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell.
Guest133: a spell
Azureon: With the wave of my wand, water from the pond, a bit of dust, and a great big fuss, Kazaaammm its begun.
Guest133: what kind of spells can you cast?
Azureon: I have it all, How about an all pupose good luck spell?
Guest133: sure
Azureon: Taking all the facts into consideration, I think that you should reconsider your position.
Guest133: no. cast a good luck spell
Azureon: Of course I may be biased, I think that I am right.
Guest133: just cast the damn spell
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM
Money and fame love and glory
Lots of good luck will be your story
Just take it easy and be a good freind
It's sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell.
Guest133: a spell
Azureon: With the wave of my wand, water from the pond, a bit of dust, and a great big fuss, Kazaaammm its begun.
Guest133: what kind of spells can you cast?
Azureon: I have it all, How about an all pupose good luck spell?
Guest133: sure
Azureon: Taking all the facts into consideration, I think that you should reconsider your position.
Guest133: no. cast a good luck spell
Azureon: Of course I may be biased, I think that I am right.
Guest133: just cast the damn spell
Azureon: Hocus poscus, ala ka zam, one all purposes spell, KABAM
Money and fame love and glory
Lots of good luck will be your story
Just take it easy and be a good freind
It's sharing the good stuff that counts in the end.
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