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I found this interesting.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
antiumbrella: I fear being imprisoned for all eternity.
Therapy: Nothing is eternal.
antiumbrella: What about nothing? Isn't nonexistance eternal, in a way?
Therapy: ... what about nothing?
antiumbrella: I don't know.
Therapy: If you don't know, then who do you suggest I ask?
antiumbrella: The gods?
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Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Patient: Do you write in your notebook as a way to escape reality?
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: What are your fears?
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Patient: Which dosage do you want to raise?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What dosage do you want to raise?
Patient: I want to raise my dosage of Kicking your ass!
Therapy: Calm down or I will have to ask you to leave.
Patient: You are the one who told me not to bottle my anger.
Patient: Let's start over.
Therapy: Before you rush ahead to that, I think we ought to take a close look at your criminal past and how it is effecting the choices you make today.
Patient: I am a software pirate.
Therapy: How come?
Patient: On the internet, everything is free.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really. But I have been thinking of giving up this life I have here and starting over.
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Patient: I think I am going to move to Canada.
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Patient: I want to become a blacksmith.
Patient: Do you write in your notebook as a way to escape reality?
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: What are your fears?
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Patient: Which dosage do you want to raise?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What dosage do you want to raise?
Patient: I want to raise my dosage of Kicking your ass!
Therapy: Calm down or I will have to ask you to leave.
Patient: You are the one who told me not to bottle my anger.
Patient: Let's start over.
Therapy: Before you rush ahead to that, I think we ought to take a close look at your criminal past and how it is effecting the choices you make today.
Patient: I am a software pirate.
Therapy: How come?
Patient: On the internet, everything is free.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really. But I have been thinking of giving up this life I have here and starting over.
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Patient: I think I am going to move to Canada.
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Patient: I want to become a blacksmith.
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Guest27: i masturbate and kill people
Therapy: And that's all you do?
Guest27: yes
Therapy: You're going to give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome or something, that way. Why don't you try going out and interacting with members of the opposite sex, in person?
Guest27: i do that too
Guest27: i masturbate and kill people
Therapy: And that's all you do?
Guest27: yes
Therapy: You're going to give yourself carpal tunnel syndrome or something, that way. Why don't you try going out and interacting with members of the opposite sex, in person?
Guest27: i do that too
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
antiumbrella: I fear being imprisoned for all eternity.
Therapy: Nothing is eternal.
antiumbrella: What about nothing? Isn't nonexistance eternal, in a way?
Therapy: ... what about nothing?
antiumbrella: I don't know.
Therapy: If you don't know, then who do you suggest I ask?
antiumbrella: The gods?
DubyaBot: Our nation must come together to unite.
Astrid: I just wanted to say that this is not a normal behaviour.
Astrid: I just wanted to say that this is not a normal behaviour.
DubyaBot: This is a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses.
cmdjwild1024: Do you think your a madman?
DubyaBot: Absolutely.
cmdjwild1024: Do you think your a madman?
DubyaBot: Absolutely.
prob: (to Demon Bob) What do you think of defoliant?
Demon Bob: I think a cosmetic one of.
prob: You think a cosmetic one of?
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
prob: I guess if I am honest I would say that I do sometimes.
Demon Bob: Not as honest you say that you do sometimes as DEMON BOB!! You tire DEMON BOB with your mindless chatter.
prob: It sounded better when I said it.
Demon Bob: Whenever DEMON BOB wants to.
prob: That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!
Demon Bob: Nooo, you just THINK you do.
prob: Thinking, thinkiing, thinking.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB does not wear diapers. WELL?? HE DOESN'T!!!!!
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
Demon Bob: Please don't ask about DEMON BOB's personal life.
prob: Life is like a basket, it is up to you what you fill it with.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB would prefer a subservience to a basket.
prob: I love it when you say that.
Demon Bob: Only when the MooMoo People come to Earth.
prob: Say it again.
Demon Bob: Hmm.. DEMON BOB will think about it.
prob: .....and again.
Demon Bob: I remember you. You like archery.
prob: How nice that you remember something of me, and our last converstation.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB's butter has touched his food! DEMON BOB needs new butter!!
prob: Never trust a demon!
Demon Bob: I think a cosmetic one of.
prob: You think a cosmetic one of?
Demon Bob: Why, do YOU??
prob: I guess if I am honest I would say that I do sometimes.
Demon Bob: Not as honest you say that you do sometimes as DEMON BOB!! You tire DEMON BOB with your mindless chatter.
prob: It sounded better when I said it.
Demon Bob: Whenever DEMON BOB wants to.
prob: That may have been a secret once, but I don't think it is now!
Demon Bob: Nooo, you just THINK you do.
prob: Thinking, thinkiing, thinking.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB does not wear diapers. WELL?? HE DOESN'T!!!!!
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
Demon Bob: Please don't ask about DEMON BOB's personal life.
prob: Life is like a basket, it is up to you what you fill it with.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB would prefer a subservience to a basket.
prob: I love it when you say that.
Demon Bob: Only when the MooMoo People come to Earth.
prob: Say it again.
Demon Bob: Hmm.. DEMON BOB will think about it.
prob: .....and again.
Demon Bob: I remember you. You like archery.
prob: How nice that you remember something of me, and our last converstation.
Demon Bob: DEMON BOB's butter has touched his food! DEMON BOB needs new butter!!
prob: Never trust a demon!
HOLIDAY SPIRIT
Azureon: Merry Meet, and Merry Christmas
Guest154: dshut the hell up
Azureon: ...and a bright New Year!
Guest154: shut the f****n up stick a sock in your mouth
Azureon: Merry Meet, and Merry Christmas
Guest154: dshut the hell up
Azureon: ...and a bright New Year!
Guest154: shut the f****n up stick a sock in your mouth
Centon 123: I think, therefore I am. I speak, therefore I am. I act, therefore I am. I fought, therefore I was.
Aziere: Mmmm hmmmm *Stares into space*
Aziere: Mmmm hmmmm *Stares into space*
Guest 154, this Christmas Eve you will be visited by 3 bots....*tries to look like Jacob Marley bot*
I know the people on this site too well...
Aziere: (to User) Who are you? And WHAT is that on your face!? Is that a mole? Come in- I wan't to inspect that strange growth...
User: thanks
Aziere: Your welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
User: can i lick them?
Aziere: No, because that might lead to sucking on other places
User: please?
Guest171: cool. i like weapons, how about you?
Aziere: I like soul digestion.
Guest171: my mom says i'm bad and i dont have a soul.
Aziere: Shucks, someone got to you first.
Guest171: yeah. bummer.
Aziere: (to User) Who are you? And WHAT is that on your face!? Is that a mole? Come in- I wan't to inspect that strange growth...
User: thanks
Aziere: Your welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
User: can i lick them?
Aziere: No, because that might lead to sucking on other places
User: please?
Guest171: cool. i like weapons, how about you?
Aziere: I like soul digestion.
Guest171: my mom says i'm bad and i dont have a soul.
Aziere: Shucks, someone got to you first.
Guest171: yeah. bummer.
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