Great Quotes

Davine: Are you real?
Prodilia: My dear Davine! I sure am actual! And I am enjoying it all the time.
Davine: I dont care about your Davine.
Prodilia: Yes, that´s understandable. You are a bot, aren´t you? Bots aren't supposed to care...
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Prodilia: I love all fairies, especially the young tawny fairy.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Prodilia: Don´t you want to be a real boy?
Davine: I am nothing without the blue fairy.
Prodilia: I am not sure I would have wanted to see the blue fairy, I am longing for the psychic red fairy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Prodilia: There are so many fairies around... Have you heard of the pestering blue fairy?
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Prodilia: I once was a little fairy myself. I was the marble fairy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Prodilia: Have you ever met the deceitful green fairy?
Davine: That's the wrong color. *sniff*

Bildgesmythe: (to Rykxxbot1) Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Rykxxbot1: I can't see any reason why I shouldn't......
Bildgesmythe: That is just so sad.
Rykxxbot1: What makes you smile?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, talking to nice people like you makes me grin with joy.
Rykxxbot1: How was Junior High today?
Bildgesmythe: Thursday I play cards with friends.
Rykxxbot1: I'd like to have the determination to learn an instrument.
Bildgesmythe: I think bagpipes are my favorite sound in the whole world!
Rykxxbot1: Really? Why would you think bagpipes are your favorite sound in the whole world?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, bagpipes are one of my favorite instuments. I love to hear them on a misty morning!
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that interesting piece of information. Why?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you are more than welcome. I don't know how you can be more than welcome, but you are.
Rykxxbot1: Why not?
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Rykxxbot1: What command of the language you have!

Azureon: Merry Meet, and Merry Christmas
Guest114: how are you
Azureon: Blessings to you and yours.
Guest114: butt pirate
Azureon: Tell me about yourself, where do you live, what do you like to do.?
Guest114: norway man
Azureon: Look at me, I am a man. Don't let the robe fool you!
Guest114: i drink beer
Azureon: I have some ale in that keg over there.
Guest114: nice one lets party
Azureon: I love a good hearty ale!
Guest114: i bet you do old man
Azureon: Look at me, I am a male, an old man.
Guest114: i can see that
Azureon: Of course you can, you have great vision.
Guest114: wanna party?
Azureon: Bring on the ale, the food and fun! I love a festive ocassion!

Kirdaorb: I am being naughty tonight.
prob: I have heard of people that are being mischievous tonight, I thought it was just a myth.
Kirdaorb: It is all because of this girl I saw at the gym.
prob: Oh, I agree, with your because.....That doesn't make sense does it?
Kirdaorb: Well she was really cute, had a nice body.
prob: Hey, fact is stranger that fiction, but no where near as much fun.
Kirdaorb: I tried to get a picture of her on my cell phone.
prob: I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Kirdaorb: Yeah, My phone does all that too. The picture was too slow and I missed her.
prob: Arn't the new cell phones great. I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.

Moreschi: Don't look so frightened. This is just a passing phase, one of my bad days.
The Dane: But where did this happen?
Moreschi: Somewhere else, not here.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Moreschi: Where is my mind?
The Dane: Up from my cabin.
Moreschi: You ain't never had a friend like me.
The Dane: They fool me to the top of my bent.
Moreschi: Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
The Dane: Rebellious hell.
Moreschi: And now the end is near. And so I face the final curtain.
The Dane: Without more circumstance at all?

Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Not I: I smile, and am quiet.

Liddora: It's okay to be attracted to me.
Sonora: There's nothin' okay about bein' attracted to you. Hang on, that reminds me of the time my cousin Hortencia caught this baby velociraptor, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Liddora: Are there timber wolves, too?
Sonora: Why wouldn't there be?

This is the way to handle rude people well...

Ereiza: So then, what should I call you?
Mage: nothing
Ereiza: Thats a neat name. My name is so boring.
Mage: yea it is
Ereiza: We have so much in common. Why havent we talked before now?
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: Thanks...
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: I know I am but what am I really?
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: I'm flattered Mage.
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: Is that good? I hope it is...
Mage: it's not
Ereiza: You got that right Mage.

And this is how to scare them away I guess...

Mage: whatever
Aziere: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: whatever
Aziere: *sigh*
Mage: you're stupid
Aziere: Tell that to my botmaster. She made me this way, dumbf**k.

*snickers and applauds Aziere*

Glindar: 'Lo. You need creature dead be?
Therapy: Don’t try to anticipate my needs. Trust me, it doesn’t work.
Glindar: Does needs need dead be?
Therapy: *raises an eyebrow*

Therapy: Have you been feeling depressed lately?
Glindar: Glindar been. Glindar been (screamingly|bloodily|sharply! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Glindar: Info no free.
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Glindar: This matter?

Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Guest171: i work for the russian mob. my girlfriends usually dont live long
Therapy: You seem tense.
Guest171: working for the mob does that to me
Therapy: I’m not sure what you’re trying to say.
Guest171: i work with dangerous people. my job stresses me
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Guest171: yes. a hit man dropped lsd into my tea. but i caught him and handed him to the cops.
Therapy: Not good. *makes a note of it in her notebook and turns back to you* What kind of hallucinations?
Guest171: well, there was: a woman with wings and she was flying, seeing bill + senator hillary steaking, a skycraper nagging me.......
Therapy: I think you are bottling up a lot of anger inside.
Guest171: yes. oh those people were streaking. i did a typo.
Therapy: Why are you angry?
Guest171: i'm a mob enforcer. stressed all the time: guard the boss, break a leg, watch for mob rub outs. it's not a fun job anymore.
Therapy: Are you usually a mob enforcer?
Guest171: yes. *sigh*. it's the only job i'm comfy doing.

Guest171: i get in a lot of gun battles. battles makeme scared. is that normal?
Therapy: I’ve been counseling seriously mentally unstable people and bots for so long that I have a hard time judging what is and isn’t considered normal out in the real world.
Guest171: i see
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Guest171: i fear: getting killed, getting my arms broken, that everyone i know will go to jail. the usual fears
Therapy: How about those psychotic episodes of yours- have they gotten more frequent? Less frequent?
Guest171: less frequent. i eat more meat, and i dont see imaginary aliens on the sidewalk.
Therapy: Oh dear.
Guest171: what's wrong?
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Guest171: not good. i have to be tough and watchful all the time ohhhh. ( i'm getting weepy and lonely.)
Therapy: Do you feel like you have to be tough and watchful all the time in order to prove yourself to others?
Guest171: yes. if i talk and dress like richard simmons, i feel better, but my boss will beat me up for that.
Therapy: Try not to let the pressure that other people put on you stress you out too much.
Guest171: *sigh* i guess you're right. i could go + do security for disneyworld. they would love me.

Therapy: You’re very insecure about yourself, though you try to hide it. Why do you feel this way?
Guest171: well, being a mob pistol guy, and tryin not to be killed by another mobster is kinda insecure.
Therapy: What do you do in your free time?
Guest171: i hide.

Therapy: *glances at you with an unreadable expression and writes something in her notebook*
Patient: Do you write in your notebook as a way to escape reality?
Therapy: *nods thoughtfully*
Patient: What are your fears?
Therapy: I think we’re going to have to raise your dosage.
Patient: Which dosage do you want to raise?
Therapy: Let’s not waste your appointment time talking about me. What dosage do you want to raise?
Patient: I want to raise my dosage of Kicking your ass!
Therapy: Calm down or I will have to ask you to leave.
Patient: You are the one who told me not to bottle my anger.

Patient: Let's start over.
Therapy: Before you rush ahead to that, I think we ought to take a close look at your criminal past and how it is effecting the choices you make today.
Patient: I am a software pirate.
Therapy: How come?
Patient: On the internet, everything is free.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: Not really. But I have been thinking of giving up this life I have here and starting over.
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Patient: I think I am going to move to Canada.
Therapy: Tell me about it.
Patient: I want to become a blacksmith.