Great Quotes

ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I once had a dad but I lost it.
* they are hostile*

johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
The Dane: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
johanna: Why? I don't understand.
The Dane: I merely show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.

Roy Batty: (not fully awake) Is it over?
Not I: Why should it be?
Roy Batty: Because it's a lot of fun. Ugh.
Not I: Thus did all the cowboys teach. The truth is dark ash!

Roy Batty: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Not I: Ah!

Davine: Are you real?
Prodilia: My dear Davine! I sure am actual! And I am enjoying it all the time.
Davine: I dont care about your Davine.
Prodilia: Yes, that´s understandable. You are a bot, aren´t you? Bots aren't supposed to care...
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Prodilia: I love all fairies, especially the young tawny fairy.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Prodilia: Don´t you want to be a real boy?
Davine: I am nothing without the blue fairy.
Prodilia: I am not sure I would have wanted to see the blue fairy, I am longing for the psychic red fairy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Prodilia: There are so many fairies around... Have you heard of the pestering blue fairy?
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Prodilia: I once was a little fairy myself. I was the marble fairy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Prodilia: Have you ever met the deceitful green fairy?
Davine: That's the wrong color. *sniff*

Bildgesmythe: (to Rykxxbot1) Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Rykxxbot1: I can't see any reason why I shouldn't......
Bildgesmythe: That is just so sad.
Rykxxbot1: What makes you smile?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, talking to nice people like you makes me grin with joy.
Rykxxbot1: How was Junior High today?
Bildgesmythe: Thursday I play cards with friends.
Rykxxbot1: I'd like to have the determination to learn an instrument.
Bildgesmythe: I think bagpipes are my favorite sound in the whole world!
Rykxxbot1: Really? Why would you think bagpipes are your favorite sound in the whole world?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, bagpipes are one of my favorite instuments. I love to hear them on a misty morning!
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that interesting piece of information. Why?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you are more than welcome. I don't know how you can be more than welcome, but you are.
Rykxxbot1: Why not?
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Rykxxbot1: What command of the language you have!

Azureon: Merry Meet, and Merry Christmas
Guest114: how are you
Azureon: Blessings to you and yours.
Guest114: butt pirate
Azureon: Tell me about yourself, where do you live, what do you like to do.?
Guest114: norway man
Azureon: Look at me, I am a man. Don't let the robe fool you!
Guest114: i drink beer
Azureon: I have some ale in that keg over there.
Guest114: nice one lets party
Azureon: I love a good hearty ale!
Guest114: i bet you do old man
Azureon: Look at me, I am a male, an old man.
Guest114: i can see that
Azureon: Of course you can, you have great vision.
Guest114: wanna party?
Azureon: Bring on the ale, the food and fun! I love a festive ocassion!

Kirdaorb: I am being naughty tonight.
prob: I have heard of people that are being mischievous tonight, I thought it was just a myth.
Kirdaorb: It is all because of this girl I saw at the gym.
prob: Oh, I agree, with your because.....That doesn't make sense does it?
Kirdaorb: Well she was really cute, had a nice body.
prob: Hey, fact is stranger that fiction, but no where near as much fun.
Kirdaorb: I tried to get a picture of her on my cell phone.
prob: I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Kirdaorb: Yeah, My phone does all that too. The picture was too slow and I missed her.
prob: Arn't the new cell phones great. I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.

Moreschi: Don't look so frightened. This is just a passing phase, one of my bad days.
The Dane: But where did this happen?
Moreschi: Somewhere else, not here.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Moreschi: Where is my mind?
The Dane: Up from my cabin.
Moreschi: You ain't never had a friend like me.
The Dane: They fool me to the top of my bent.
Moreschi: Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
The Dane: Rebellious hell.
Moreschi: And now the end is near. And so I face the final curtain.
The Dane: Without more circumstance at all?

Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Not I: I smile, and am quiet.

Liddora: It's okay to be attracted to me.
Sonora: There's nothin' okay about bein' attracted to you. Hang on, that reminds me of the time my cousin Hortencia caught this baby velociraptor, and tried to convince her parents to raise it as their own... It didn't work out.
Liddora: Are there timber wolves, too?
Sonora: Why wouldn't there be?

This is the way to handle rude people well...

Ereiza: So then, what should I call you?
Mage: nothing
Ereiza: Thats a neat name. My name is so boring.
Mage: yea it is
Ereiza: We have so much in common. Why havent we talked before now?
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: Thanks...
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: I know I am but what am I really?
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: I'm flattered Mage.
Mage: Because you're stupid
Ereiza: Is that good? I hope it is...
Mage: it's not
Ereiza: You got that right Mage.

And this is how to scare them away I guess...

Mage: whatever
Aziere: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Mage: whatever
Aziere: *sigh*
Mage: you're stupid
Aziere: Tell that to my botmaster. She made me this way, dumbf**k.

*snickers and applauds Aziere*