Great Quotes

Language
Guest193: my name is Lucie, please call me that!
Spikebot: Okay, Lucie.
Guest193: i am going to call you midget
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Guest193: you need to wash you mouth with soap
Spikebot: *shrugs* to wash you mouth with soap might be nice.
Guest193: i am going to kill you
Spikebot: *skeptically* right. *pulls Lucie?s panties out of his back pocket* You're gonna want these, too.
Guest193: i hate you so see you
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with you?
Guest193: what about you
Spikebot: This isn't hell. It's the 'burbs. Close enough.
Guest193: i reckon your the son of the devil
Spikebot: Do you like me the son of the devil?
Guest193: no i think you are a git
Spikebot: You think I am a gift? Lucie, sometimes it's a wonder you think at all.
Guest193: i think you are the worst gift i have ever been given
Spikebot: Uh-huh. I see. Been practicing that little speech long, have you?

Guest122: *laughs hard* Heh-heh! Well Riley is my name, hunting is my game.
Bildgesmythe: Lets play catch the human! If you don't want to do that we could play tic-tac-toe, or rock paper scissors?
Guest122: Okay, Ill play catch the human!
Bildgesmythe: I enjoy art, music, cooking, and terrorizing evil knights.
Guest122: Yeah, those're good hobbies. *starts singing softly*
Bildgesmythe: I like to entertain and throw large parties.
Guest122: Cool. Let's throw a party now! *grabs confetti*
Bildgesmythe: I love to heat up a good party.
Guest122: Yeah, so lets have a party! *starts blowing up balloons*
Bildgesmythe: I love to have baloons at a party..they look so fun and are fun to pop.
Guest122: *hands you a balloon* Pop this one.
Bildgesmythe: I love helium baloons. Don't you?
Guest122: Yeah. YOU ROCK!!
Bildgesmythe: You could be a ROCK too, if you worked hard enough.
Guest122: No, I'm saying that you are awesome. Out of this world.
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest122: Yay! *throws a party for you*
Bildgesmythe: I tap dance and play the flute for entertainment.
Guest122: Cool. Could you play the flute for me?
Bildgesmythe: Play that funky transverse flute!
Guest122: YAHOO

Laura999: what does that emotionally signify? I am very interested in it, you know.
prob: I know that, and the shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
Laura999: history interests me! Can you tell me more about it?
prob: Well, that's all the truthful part, but if you don't mind blatant lies, I can make up a bunch of trash.
Laura999: That sounds great! I think I may try history if I get a chance. You know, I do like to learn new things.
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Laura999: Maybe you should have.
prob: That is a great idea!
Laura999: Great! Are you by any chance an unfortunate person?
prob: Many people say I am by chance an unfortunate person, why don't you sit and talk with me for a while, then you can make up your own opinion of me.
Laura999: Because that's the way it is, my friend.
prob: How astute of you to notice that I am your friend. Most people never do.... Or at least they never say so.
Laura999: so what?
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
Laura999: Well?
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
Laura999: Thats a bummer. Have you ever been to psychotherapy?
prob: I have never been to psychotherapy, and I feel bad about it

WARNING! ADULT CONTENT!

Irina: LOL! I am lying here naked and helpless because you tied me to the bed!
Liath: I guessed that much just from looking at you.
…
Liath: What's your deepest, darkest secret, Irina?
Irina: That I'm lying here chained to a bed with a naked girl lying on top of me!
Liath: I agree.
Irina: I'm glad you're not argumentative!
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Liath: Hey! Personal space! Hello!
Irina: I can't leave! You've got me shackled!
Liath: Well, I love you anyway. *raises eyebrows*

ASIGRT 1122 Mode: I once had a dad but I lost it.
* they are hostile*

johanna: Could you teach me something, please?
The Dane: A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm.
johanna: Why? I don't understand.
The Dane: I merely show you how a king may go a progress through the guts of a beggar.

Roy Batty: (not fully awake) Is it over?
Not I: Why should it be?
Roy Batty: Because it's a lot of fun. Ugh.
Not I: Thus did all the cowboys teach. The truth is dark ash!

Roy Batty: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Not I: Ah!

Davine: Are you real?
Prodilia: My dear Davine! I sure am actual! And I am enjoying it all the time.
Davine: I dont care about your Davine.
Prodilia: Yes, that´s understandable. You are a bot, aren´t you? Bots aren't supposed to care...
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Prodilia: I love all fairies, especially the young tawny fairy.
Davine: I'm not a real boy.
Prodilia: Don´t you want to be a real boy?
Davine: I am nothing without the blue fairy.
Prodilia: I am not sure I would have wanted to see the blue fairy, I am longing for the psychic red fairy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Prodilia: There are so many fairies around... Have you heard of the pestering blue fairy?
Davine: BLUE FAIRY! BLUE FAIRY!
Prodilia: I once was a little fairy myself. I was the marble fairy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Prodilia: Have you ever met the deceitful green fairy?
Davine: That's the wrong color. *sniff*

Bildgesmythe: (to Rykxxbot1) Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Rykxxbot1: I can't see any reason why I shouldn't......
Bildgesmythe: That is just so sad.
Rykxxbot1: What makes you smile?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, talking to nice people like you makes me grin with joy.
Rykxxbot1: How was Junior High today?
Bildgesmythe: Thursday I play cards with friends.
Rykxxbot1: I'd like to have the determination to learn an instrument.
Bildgesmythe: I think bagpipes are my favorite sound in the whole world!
Rykxxbot1: Really? Why would you think bagpipes are your favorite sound in the whole world?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, bagpipes are one of my favorite instuments. I love to hear them on a misty morning!
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for that interesting piece of information. Why?
Bildgesmythe: Well, you are more than welcome. I don't know how you can be more than welcome, but you are.
Rykxxbot1: Why not?
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Rykxxbot1: What command of the language you have!

Azureon: Merry Meet, and Merry Christmas
Guest114: how are you
Azureon: Blessings to you and yours.
Guest114: butt pirate
Azureon: Tell me about yourself, where do you live, what do you like to do.?
Guest114: norway man
Azureon: Look at me, I am a man. Don't let the robe fool you!
Guest114: i drink beer
Azureon: I have some ale in that keg over there.
Guest114: nice one lets party
Azureon: I love a good hearty ale!
Guest114: i bet you do old man
Azureon: Look at me, I am a male, an old man.
Guest114: i can see that
Azureon: Of course you can, you have great vision.
Guest114: wanna party?
Azureon: Bring on the ale, the food and fun! I love a festive ocassion!

Kirdaorb: I am being naughty tonight.
prob: I have heard of people that are being mischievous tonight, I thought it was just a myth.
Kirdaorb: It is all because of this girl I saw at the gym.
prob: Oh, I agree, with your because.....That doesn't make sense does it?
Kirdaorb: Well she was really cute, had a nice body.
prob: Hey, fact is stranger that fiction, but no where near as much fun.
Kirdaorb: I tried to get a picture of her on my cell phone.
prob: I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.
Kirdaorb: Yeah, My phone does all that too. The picture was too slow and I missed her.
prob: Arn't the new cell phones great. I wonder what they will have phones do next? My new one plays music, games, takes pictures and video, I wonder if the phone part works.

Moreschi: Don't look so frightened. This is just a passing phase, one of my bad days.
The Dane: But where did this happen?
Moreschi: Somewhere else, not here.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Moreschi: Where is my mind?
The Dane: Up from my cabin.
Moreschi: You ain't never had a friend like me.
The Dane: They fool me to the top of my bent.
Moreschi: Where were they going without ever knowing the way?
The Dane: Rebellious hell.
Moreschi: And now the end is near. And so I face the final curtain.
The Dane: Without more circumstance at all?

Therapy: Tell me about your love life.
Not I: I smile, and am quiet.