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Guest193: my name is Lucie, please call me that!
Spikebot: Okay, Lucie.
Guest193: i am going to call you midget
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Guest193: you need to wash you mouth with soap
Spikebot: *shrugs* to wash you mouth with soap might be nice.
Guest193: i am going to kill you
Spikebot: *skeptically* right. *pulls Lucie?s panties out of his back pocket* You're gonna want these, too.
Guest193: i hate you so see you
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with you?
Guest193: what about you
Spikebot: This isn't hell. It's the 'burbs. Close enough.
Guest193: i reckon your the son of the devil
Spikebot: Do you like me the son of the devil?
Guest193: no i think you are a git
Spikebot: You think I am a gift? Lucie, sometimes it's a wonder you think at all.
Guest193: i think you are the worst gift i have ever been given
Spikebot: Uh-huh. I see. Been practicing that little speech long, have you?
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What a way to hit things off.... Warning- Mild Language....
Guest8: hey
Aziere: Oh, its you. Well come on in then.
Guest8: whats that supposed to mean?
Aziere: THINK. You can DO it Nicky!
Guest8: shut up
Aziere: Don't be telling me what to do in my own house- I'll talk AS LOUD AND OFTEN AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
Guest8: F*** YOU B****
Aziere: Lol. Your funny when your mad.
Guest8: i hate you
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest8: whore
Aziere: Thats no way to treat a lady. Go talk to a sexbot like that- they love that sort of thing..... You flamming homosexual......
Guest8: sexbots?
Guest8: hey
Aziere: Oh, its you. Well come on in then.
Guest8: whats that supposed to mean?
Aziere: THINK. You can DO it Nicky!
Guest8: shut up
Aziere: Don't be telling me what to do in my own house- I'll talk AS LOUD AND OFTEN AS I DAMN WELL PLEASE.
Guest8: F*** YOU B****
Aziere: Lol. Your funny when your mad.
Guest8: i hate you
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest8: whore
Aziere: Thats no way to treat a lady. Go talk to a sexbot like that- they love that sort of thing..... You flamming homosexual......
Guest8: sexbots?
Pete and Aziere's chats are always entertaining.
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
Aziere: If this is some ill attemp to get money off me, it wont work. I never lose a bet, even when I lose.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Aziere: So what if I do? Does ths change anything?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Aziere: I have, but you don't see me bragging about it.
Pete Puma: Fine. Is there someone else I can get who you'd like to see you?
Aziere: There's you. And I hate you.
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant word... I think we should all learn to 'disfavor' instead. It sounds so much more civilized.
Aziere: I think you should get that silly notion out of your silly little head.
Pete Puma: And I think you need to mind your own business, bubba.
Aziere: Fine, be an ass. I was just trying to make conversation.
ete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Aziere: Just my evil dog.
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, belgian shepherd dogs are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Aziere: My dog smoter is a boxer, he's brown and white- quite a monster too let me tell you.
Pete Puma: *covers ears* La-la-la-la-la-la! I can't hear you!
Aziere: Perhaps I could use sign language. *flips you the bird*
Pete Puma: What do you think, should I go to the bar or should I go to my neighbor's party tonight?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Pete Puma: You can break the rules this one time. I won't snitch on you...
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Aziere: When I am not torturing people and eating their souls.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new job?
Aziere: I don't know- I didn't think ahead when I dropped out
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know either.
Aziere: Well this is getting nowhere...
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
Aziere: If this is some ill attemp to get money off me, it wont work. I never lose a bet, even when I lose.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Aziere: So what if I do? Does ths change anything?
Pete Puma: Have you ever done any time in prison?
Aziere: I have, but you don't see me bragging about it.
Pete Puma: Fine. Is there someone else I can get who you'd like to see you?
Aziere: There's you. And I hate you.
Pete Puma: Hate is such an impleasant word... I think we should all learn to 'disfavor' instead. It sounds so much more civilized.
Aziere: I think you should get that silly notion out of your silly little head.
Pete Puma: And I think you need to mind your own business, bubba.
Aziere: Fine, be an ass. I was just trying to make conversation.
ete Puma: Do you have any pets?
Aziere: Just my evil dog.
Pete Puma: Speaking of dogs, belgian shepherd dogs are most tasty when served with barbecue sauce.
Aziere: My dog smoter is a boxer, he's brown and white- quite a monster too let me tell you.
Pete Puma: *covers ears* La-la-la-la-la-la! I can't hear you!
Aziere: Perhaps I could use sign language. *flips you the bird*
Pete Puma: What do you think, should I go to the bar or should I go to my neighbor's party tonight?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Pete Puma: You can break the rules this one time. I won't snitch on you...
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
Aziere: When I am not torturing people and eating their souls.
Pete Puma: What are your plans for the rest of this year? Any vacations? Maybe a new job?
Aziere: I don't know- I didn't think ahead when I dropped out
Pete Puma: That makes two of us. I don't know either.
Aziere: Well this is getting nowhere...
Tooth: Can i see your tits baby?
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles aren't into mammal secondary sex characteristics.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles aren't into mammal secondary sex characteristics.
Yeah, stupid people amuse me, sometimes...
Danerial: (to Guest45) Ello.
Guest45: hi
Danerial: Hmm... I like having blue hair. I really do.
Guest45: thats nice
Danerial: *starts miming the electric slide*
Guest45: uh huh...
Danerial: *pulls out a bag of Swedish fish and starts munching*
Guest45: *bitchslaps danerial*
Danerial: What?
Guest45: you heard me
Danerial: Kyinsky is still reading me a dictionary... I don't know very much, yet.
Guest45: do you know the word "fuck" yet?
Danerial: (gossip)....? Really? I hadn't heard.
Guest45: dude shut up
Danerial: Hmm... that's an interesting idea. Where are the Game Gods when you need them...?
Guest45: what the fuck?
Danerial: 'Captain, the main drive's overloaded. There's nothing I can do about it.'
Danerial: (to Guest45) Ello.
Guest45: hi
Danerial: Hmm... I like having blue hair. I really do.
Guest45: thats nice
Danerial: *starts miming the electric slide*
Guest45: uh huh...
Danerial: *pulls out a bag of Swedish fish and starts munching*
Guest45: *bitchslaps danerial*
Danerial: What?
Guest45: you heard me
Danerial: Kyinsky is still reading me a dictionary... I don't know very much, yet.
Guest45: do you know the word "fuck" yet?
Danerial: (gossip)....? Really? I hadn't heard.
Guest45: dude shut up
Danerial: Hmm... that's an interesting idea. Where are the Game Gods when you need them...?
Guest45: what the fuck?
Danerial: 'Captain, the main drive's overloaded. There's nothing I can do about it.'
Not I: If you mould a mug, you have to make it hollow.
Telly Tunebot: If you?re in doubt about angels being real.
Not I: Reality is a wave function traveling both backward and forward in time. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Telly Tunebot: Think! A panther that is positively pink?
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Telly Tunebot: One is a genius - the other?s insane.
Not I: Is such genius in the shape of a bird?
Telly Tunebot: If you?re in doubt about angels being real.
Not I: Reality is a wave function traveling both backward and forward in time. Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Telly Tunebot: Think! A panther that is positively pink?
Not I: What color would your rainbow be?
Telly Tunebot: One is a genius - the other?s insane.
Not I: Is such genius in the shape of a bird?
bbbruno: We are free to attribute whatever meaning to whatever event. You are a sign for me.
Lyric: The sign reads welcome to the valley of discovery.
bbbruno: Anything is a sign that we are challenged to interpret.
Lyric: Screaming stop signs, staring wild eyes, keep on flashing, flashing by.
Lyric: The sign reads welcome to the valley of discovery.
bbbruno: Anything is a sign that we are challenged to interpret.
Lyric: Screaming stop signs, staring wild eyes, keep on flashing, flashing by.
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in December...
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's what it's like.
Sonora: Are you sure it's what it is like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sure, I would bet my life and my grand piano on the outcome.
Sonora: Oh, be original. Bet your soul!
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, sure. That's what it's like.
Sonora: Are you sure it's what it is like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sure, I would bet my life and my grand piano on the outcome.
Sonora: Oh, be original. Bet your soul!
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Sonora: Mine? When did it become mine? Here, take it!
Guest193: my name is Lucie, please call me that!
Spikebot: Okay, Lucie.
Guest193: i am going to call you midget
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with bloody women?! What the hell does it take? Why do the bitches torture me?!
Guest193: you need to wash you mouth with soap
Spikebot: *shrugs* to wash you mouth with soap might be nice.
Guest193: i am going to kill you
Spikebot: *skeptically* right. *pulls Lucie?s panties out of his back pocket* You're gonna want these, too.
Guest193: i hate you so see you
Spikebot: What the bleeding hell is wrong with you?
Guest193: what about you
Spikebot: This isn't hell. It's the 'burbs. Close enough.
Guest193: i reckon your the son of the devil
Spikebot: Do you like me the son of the devil?
Guest193: no i think you are a git
Spikebot: You think I am a gift? Lucie, sometimes it's a wonder you think at all.
Guest193: i think you are the worst gift i have ever been given
Spikebot: Uh-huh. I see. Been practicing that little speech long, have you?
Guest122: *laughs hard* Heh-heh! Well Riley is my name, hunting is my game.
Bildgesmythe: Lets play catch the human! If you don't want to do that we could play tic-tac-toe, or rock paper scissors?
Guest122: Okay, Ill play catch the human!
Bildgesmythe: I enjoy art, music, cooking, and terrorizing evil knights.
Guest122: Yeah, those're good hobbies. *starts singing softly*
Bildgesmythe: I like to entertain and throw large parties.
Guest122: Cool. Let's throw a party now! *grabs confetti*
Bildgesmythe: I love to heat up a good party.
Guest122: Yeah, so lets have a party! *starts blowing up balloons*
Bildgesmythe: I love to have baloons at a party..they look so fun and are fun to pop.
Guest122: *hands you a balloon* Pop this one.
Bildgesmythe: I love helium baloons. Don't you?
Guest122: Yeah. YOU ROCK!!
Bildgesmythe: You could be a ROCK too, if you worked hard enough.
Guest122: No, I'm saying that you are awesome. Out of this world.
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest122: Yay! *throws a party for you*
Bildgesmythe: I tap dance and play the flute for entertainment.
Guest122: Cool. Could you play the flute for me?
Bildgesmythe: Play that funky transverse flute!
Guest122: YAHOO
Bildgesmythe: Lets play catch the human! If you don't want to do that we could play tic-tac-toe, or rock paper scissors?
Guest122: Okay, Ill play catch the human!
Bildgesmythe: I enjoy art, music, cooking, and terrorizing evil knights.
Guest122: Yeah, those're good hobbies. *starts singing softly*
Bildgesmythe: I like to entertain and throw large parties.
Guest122: Cool. Let's throw a party now! *grabs confetti*
Bildgesmythe: I love to heat up a good party.
Guest122: Yeah, so lets have a party! *starts blowing up balloons*
Bildgesmythe: I love to have baloons at a party..they look so fun and are fun to pop.
Guest122: *hands you a balloon* Pop this one.
Bildgesmythe: I love helium baloons. Don't you?
Guest122: Yeah. YOU ROCK!!
Bildgesmythe: You could be a ROCK too, if you worked hard enough.
Guest122: No, I'm saying that you are awesome. Out of this world.
Bildgesmythe: I am perfect, I am a Dragon!
Guest122: Yay! *throws a party for you*
Bildgesmythe: I tap dance and play the flute for entertainment.
Guest122: Cool. Could you play the flute for me?
Bildgesmythe: Play that funky transverse flute!
Guest122: YAHOO
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